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The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t!

It's October! Kind of feels like September flew by. I don't know if I'm ready for this. I often have trouble persuading myself to have fun, but this is the time to do it. I spent the morning scouring the web for semi-local pumpkin patches and hayride places, and even if I never make it to them, at least I got to see a ton of hijacked Halloween clipart, oftentimes animated with crude lightning bolts. Is it some sort of prerequisite for any pumpkin patch or hayride place with an Internet connection to make their homepage look like complete shit? I'm not complaining, though. It's part of their charm. Plus, I get paid a dollar every time I set eyes on the image below, and today, I saw it like 9,000 times:

Now, if only it wasn't still so damned hot outside. I haven't heard wind in the trees around here since 1957. I don't get it. It's sort of like how I can just never understand Christmas in Australia. October doesn't feel right unless I'm getting blown all over while clouds piss on me. Whatever, October 1st is an important day, as it marks the exact moment that we can openly gush about Halloweeny things without anyone yelling at us because "it's too early." Let us celebrate with this review of The Halloween That Almost Wasn't, later retitled, The Night That Dracula Saved The World. Originally airing in 1979 and starring Judd Hirsch as Dracula, it's a nice, quiet, fun little Halloween special that reminds us to love our mummies and witches just as much as all of the sleeker horror movie characters who stole their place later.

Also, I didn't touch on this in the article, but I need to get it off my chest. I have no idea why they renamed it The Night That Dracula Saved The World. Number one, the world is never in any danger and thus is not in any need of saving. There is no "world saving" to speak of within this special. Two, even if you had an argument against what I just wrote, it isn't Dracula who actually does the saving here, but rather THE WITCH! SO many things wrong with that title! Why did they change it?

Posted by Matt on 10/01/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 166 comments

I think the main reason witches don’t get that much respect compared to other monsters is that while the other monsters terrorize countries (or at least a small town), witches only seem to want to make one person, usually a princess, miserable. Think about all of the Disney Witches, from the one in Snow White all the way to Ursula in Little Mermaid. Their only goal seems to be making sure the princess doesn’t get any from the handsome prince. Heck, Tabitha on the soap opera “Passions” also fit into this mold of not wanting some girl to fall for some guy for some reason. How terrifying is that? Sure, I’m sure not getting any can get frustrating, but is terrifying? Sorry, but no.

Anyway, I actually went to Michael’s today (along with to a couple of dollar stores) and why is most of the cool Halloween stuff at these places? Michaels had some cool animatronic things like villages and pirate skeletons, while I saw Boris the Talking skull at a dollar store. My mom bought a musical strobe light to put in a ceramic pumpkin.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 10/01/2007 7:33 PM

good review matt

Chestnuts roasted by simon @ 10/01/2007 7:36 PM

Tenacious Tate I was actually thinking about the later date for the time change and how thats gonna suck for the kids, that are already used to starting in the dark, and finishing in the dark. I would be one super pissed off kid if I started trick or treating now at the usual 5pm start time, and its still freaking daylight out! Hell, we’d get off the bus at 3:30 on Halloween, and it would already be getting dark…lol.

Chestnuts roasted by crazy_mainer @ 10/01/2007 7:42 PM

As of right now my October/Halloween mood should be set after our ghost tour of Savannah we have planned for the weeked after next….

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 10/01/2007 7:45 PM

Because Judd Hirsch DEMANDED it. That’s why.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 10/01/2007 8:26 PM

John Schuck…..I think I know who he is, he was the Klingon ambassador in Star Treks IV and VI, and was in the Enterprise two-parter that explained why Klingons from the original Star Trek series didn’t have forehead ridges.

Chestnuts roasted by Dantheman @ 10/01/2007 8:27 PM

Amazing enough, I actually remember this! Who could forget Judd Hirsch dressed as Dracula…and then that sudden disco finale? I can’t seem to remember where I saw this. It was either on cable or someone brought the video in for some Halloween elementary school party.

Yeah, September flew by…but that means I can finally break out my Halloween stuff, and I have a lot for someone who isn’t into the spooky aspects of the season.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 10/01/2007 8:29 PM

Wait wait wait….which Klingon from Part VI? That’ the only Trek movie I know pretty well.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/01/2007 8:30 PM

I’m pretty sure I have a Raggedy-Ann and -Andy Halloween special on VHS somewhere. It’s called “The Pumpkin Who Couldn’t Smile” and they have to help a sad pumpkin that cries pumpkin seeds.

Also, the DST thing sucks. I’m too old to trick-or-treat (at least not without people getting pissed off), but I hate summer. I love fall and winter, so I’m ready for dark evenings and the holiday season.

Chestnuts roasted by Bluejay @ 10/01/2007 8:38 PM

For once I was happy to fill my car up with $50 bucks worth of too-expensive gas, because it meant standing outside in the crisp air and watching the yellow and red leaves blowing around…

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 10/01/2007 9:43 PM

The clip art thing is some kind of low rent Halloween site phenomenon. This Friday night I’m going to go to a place here in SC called Wompus Woods. It’s a spook trail type of thing and I was just checking out the site for it, and sure enough it has the obligatory laughing skull that laughs and rears it’s head back and disappears in a cloud of smoke, only to reappear and keep doing the same thing over and over.

Then, you’ve also got the rotating skull head and the line of dripping blood. There’s loads others but I can’t be bothered to think of them right now. I remember taking an HTML class about 6 years ago and we were required to make a site that consisted of 6 pages that all had to link to each other with pictures and links and things. I split mine up into 2 parts, and made half of it about G.I. Joe and the other half about Transformers.

Yeah, I wanna know who that guy was in Star Trek VI. I remember that one pretty well–Christian Slater cameo and all. I remember the New Munsters were part of the lineup of the early days of the Fox network. They came on around the time that Married With Children first premiered. The big lineup back then was those 2 shows, Beans Baxter, Parker Lewis Can’t Loose, and another one that I think was called the Charmlings or something like that. It was about a family that stepped out of some fairy tale and lived in suburban America. The husband was a prince and had a huge stockpile of gold bars in his house. I seem to remember a witch or something that was always after it, but I’m not sure.

By the way, the first time I saw Independence Day, the combination of Jeff Goldblum and Judd Hirsch in a movie together was almost too much Jew for me to handle. That’s a hell of a lot of Jew.

616commando: Is the 616 in your name a reference to the main Marvel 616 universe? If it’s not, then that makes me look like an incredible dork. If it is, well, things aren’t looking to good for either one of us right now.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/01/2007 9:44 PM

Oop, sorry about the double post, but there’s something I’ve been curious about for a while. In the banner at the top of the page, in the “ABOUT” circle, is that the punkin mask from Halloween 3? If not, what is it? Also, who’s that in the “BLOG” circle? The others are obvious. Although, I don’t like the way that guy in the “CONTACT” circle is looking at me.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/01/2007 10:01 PM

I can’t recall who the Pumpkinhead dude is. I just found an image I liked. The blog guy is actually Remco’s Frankenstein’s Monster figure, from one of my favorite old toy lines.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/01/2007 10:03 PM

Sorry I haven’t posted in a long time. I don’t have internet access at my house right now. I have an idea for a countdown entry. Matt previously reviewed an episode of power rangers some years ago. This year, why doesn’t he cover the Halloween episode from the first season, “Life’s a Masquerade”? It features a Frankenstein monster and a Halloween party with a costume contest.

Chestnuts roasted by Hoverbored @ 10/01/2007 10:23 PM

I think the Pumpkinhead guy is the guy from the Pete & Pete Halloween episode. He was the leader of a gang of punk teens that liked to smash pumpkins. The leader at least wore a pumpkin that looked the one in the About button on his head.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/01/2007 10:55 PM

InvaderNorbert: I was about to say that I’m worried that you knew that, but then I remembered that my comic book collection exceeds 3,000 books and realized I don’t have much right to make fun of anyone around here for much of anything.

Unless you’re a trekkie. I’m sorry. I love the shows and movies as much as the next guy but if you can honestly speak Klingon you’re just asking for it. I’m just sayin’.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/01/2007 11:17 PM

I went to a wedding once where they spoke in both English and Klingon…I kid you not. My date leaned over and said “awe that’s sweet they are doing some of it in German” but I didn’t confess to her that I knew it was Klingon, mainly recognizable by the sash and medals the groom wore – they were part of a costume/Trek fan club. I figured admitting that would totally blow any chance I had with the girl…knowing my luck she probably married a huge Trek fan and had a couple of loDHom’s….

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 10/01/2007 11:33 PM

I’m pretty sure I had no idea that Judd Hirsch did anything between Taxi and Independence Day.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 10/01/2007 11:36 PM

This awesome article, got me thinking about another obscure Halloween tv-movie. I had to look it up on IMDB because all I could remember was the girl from Who’s The Boss was in it. It was called The Canterville Ghost, and the only image that has stuck in my head all these years, is someone pulling a cover off from like a turkey platter, and the ghost’s head is there. It really freaked me out! Does anyone else remember this movie???

Chestnuts roasted by crazy_mainer @ 10/01/2007 11:45 PM

I think they changed the title to that thing about Dracula saving the world, because the other, original title made it sound like just a holiday movie and therefore less marketable. How many people over age 4 watch Halloween specials outside of September-October? You can’t even pull a Christmas in July thing with those.
Then, just saying “The Night that Almost Wasn’t” sounds like some bad 80s romantic comedy, so they needed to think of a spooky-ish title to attract the kids that would draw them in year round. Dracula saving the world sounds nice and exciting, and would catch the eyes of, presumably, the right sorts all year.

Chestnuts roasted by Talia @ 10/01/2007 11:45 PM

Shuanfu: Yeah, I can relate. I used to work with a girl that I thought was totally hot, but didn’t have the nerve to do much about it aside from nervously chat with her during break time saying things that I instantly regretted the second they came out of my mouth. The day before my last day there (cause I was moving out of town), she came in with a Batman shirt. (Keep in mind I’m a Batman fanatic). Of course, I complimented her on it and her response was, “Oh yeah, I LOVE comic books. I read them all the time!.”

The first time I ever saw Judd Hirsch in anything was Dear John, and then caught him in the reruns of taxi and was like, hey that’s the guy from Dear John!…and look, there’s Tony from Who’s the Boss!, and there’s Doc Brown!…and Burt Reynolds’s wife from Evening Shade!….and of course Danny Devito..from a whole bunch of stuff!

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/01/2007 11:51 PM

I’m sitting here listening to Mannheim Steamroller’s Halloween and finally getting in the October mood. Screw the 90 degree weather with 80% humidity–It’s Halloween time!

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 10/01/2007 11:58 PM

Honestly, I didn’t even know Judd Hirsch was in Independence Day.

DJ D, So…I’m right?

No, I’m not a Trekkie, don’t worry. I’ve always been a Star Wars kinda guy.

Speaking of girls of that like, my girlfriend doesn’t think I’m a geek because I don’t know how to play chess, despite all the other geekish stuff that you have all seen me express, even in this and the last post I made.

Do you agree? Discuss.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/02/2007 12:08 AM

Micheal Myers would kill the shit out of that dracula. Then he would kill the shit out of the witch.

Chestnuts roasted by RhubarbVelociraptor @ 10/02/2007 12:32 AM

You got that right.

Chestnuts roasted by Micheal Myers @ 10/02/2007 12:35 AM

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