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09/24/2007: 2007’s Best Halloween Candy, Part I.

There seems to have been a small debate as to whether I was going to make the deadline for tonight’s entry. Guys, guys, guys! You know I usually wait until we’re at least two weeks into these little projects before I start letting people down. No, I made it. I’ve got five of this year’s greatest Halloween candies, right here.

God, I wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow. Why do I always get inspired to do the best “doing nothing” things when I have no time to do them? I really want to degenerate into a pool of couch slime and watch Dream Warriors or something right now, but there’s no time. Now, tomorrow night, I might have some time…but will I do it? There’s a moral in here if you peel away enough words. Don’t waste the time you have to do nothing doing something. Gon’ run that shit on a tee shirt with mah domain name underneath it, yes sir I am.

Survey: Weird one. Name a horror movie you’ve always wanted to see, but somehow never have, and count on everyone else to tell you if you’re missing out or not. I realize that this is a bit of a convoluted survey, but that’s okay, I have faith in us. If horror movies are too far from your point of interest, I guess we can open the doors to other types of films, too.


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Thanks for the input. I’ll definitely check out Nightmare 4 now, but it’s somewhat fun having not seen one movie out of the series. Whenever I think about it, it leads to real nightmares imagining what the movie is like based off of pictures on the back of the box. I’m sure it can’t top my twisted subconscious, but I’ll give it a go. I also have to see Dream Warriors uncut, seeing as how I only watched it at midnight on WGN with commercials. Blasphemy, I know, but fun blasphemy. Double feature!

Ghosted by Andy @ 09/26/2007 9:30 PM EDT


P.S. The reason I was avoiding part 4 was specifically because of part 5. Man, that was terrible. Half-decent and creative kills, but the characters were SO stupid. I was yelling at the top of my lungs “Have an abortion! Have an abortion you imbecile! Even if you did not have a demon inside you that was killing your friends, you’re still an unfit mother! Do not procreate!”

Ghosted by Andy @ 09/26/2007 9:35 PM EDT


I’m very curious about this whole Photog thing. I have no idea what it’s all about, but feel if I want to be a “real” X-E’r I’m obligated to educate myself. I’m just very scared. Very, very scared.

Yeah, like Phen said, The Faces of Death things are for the most part fake, but there was a knockoff series called Traces of Death that was pretty much all real, and freaked me the heck out. That was the first time I saw the infamous Bud Dwyer suicide video. Not for the squeamish.

Scott No, I don’t think so. I Spit on Your Grave was about a woman who traveled out to the country to write a book and stayed in an isolated cabin by herself and ends up getting tormented and gang raped by a bunch of hilbillies…then gets revenge.

Slither was great! It reminded me a campy 80’s sci-fi movie but with today’s budget and fx.

Joker Wow, thanks for that. I had no idea there was any kind of connection between Ghostbusters and Fright Night.

Ghosted by DJ D @ 09/26/2007 9:35 PM EDT


I sometimes get crazy ideas, and today I was trying to think of movies I’d rather watch than…some really awful, sappy movie. Like, say, Catwoman. Okay, let’s see, I’d rather watch…Cooking with Ed Gein and Idi Amin or a Back to the Future/Inuyasha crossover with a cover of “The Power of Love” by Fallout Boy than Catwoman. What say you?

Ghosted by The Real Andrew @ 09/26/2007 10:24 PM EDT


You know, as much as I love horror movies I’ve never seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre (any of them) and I’ve also never seen the original Friday the 13th, or all of the Nightmare on Elm Streets… I figure one day somebody else will have me watch them with them and I don’t want to spoil them by seeing them myself the first time.

Ghosted by Wysefool @ 09/27/2007 12:29 AM EDT


Dr Sketch Ah, okay. Thank you a lot, I probably would have watched the first movie with way too high expectations. I’ll look out for Evil Dead 2 and 3 then.

Ghosted by Kapprika @ 09/27/2007 8:39 AM EDT


Wysefool — Don’t get high expectations on any of those three.

Ghosted by Phen @ 09/27/2007 9:00 AM EDT


I tried some of that cotton candy a few days ago. It’s pretty terrible. As soon as it enters your mouth, you can feel it in your nose and throat.

Ghosted by duderanch @ 09/27/2007 3:46 PM EDT


how about The Satanic Rites of Dracula? an old 70’s B or C horror movie, with a cult that wears fury vests, and Christopher Lee as Dracula!

Ghosted by scott @ 09/27/2007 10:27 PM EDT


Freddy vs. Jason. I know, I need to do my homework.

Ghosted by C-Boi @ 09/30/2007 12:27 AM EDT


That dancing lollipop video made me laugh!

Ghosted by Jillian @ 09/30/2007 7:39 PM EDT


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