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09/19/2007: Talking & Bleeding Skulls.

Happiness is walking through a department store and uncovering a skull-shaped “Bleeding Brains” candle…


Unhappiness is getting home, taking it out of the bag, and seeing a zombie version of said “Bleeding Brains” candle on the back of the box, which is approximately seven trillion times cooler than some everyday skull.


Happiest Possible Level of Happiness is finding out that you bought the zombie version and just didn’t know it.


Can’t wait to light him up. Even unused, it’s one of the prettiest items gracing our living room. But, when lit, he’s supposed to dribble out tons of bloody wax from his mouth, ears and eye sockets. I’d start the process now, but it seems like something I should hold off on until company comes over.

While I’m oh so happy to have lucked into my bleeding demon candle, I don’t mean to infer that skulls are bad news. In fact, today’s Countdown entry takes a look at one very nice skull, who talks and has blinking red eyes. Meet Talking Boris, a skull head who will say anything you tell it to say, even if it’s some obscenity-laced tirade about gasoline prices.


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Discussion Thread: 102 comments

for fucks sake. a reason to go to walmart?! un-fucking-believable. I cant believe I’m gonna go to walmart. damn it.

Ghosted by nate @ 09/23/2007 1:45 AM EDT


And, unhappiness is not being able to find these at Wal-Mart this year. Like you, I picked one up a few years ago. Now, they have a terrible selection of Halloween stuff at Wal-Mart. I’m trying to find the zombie online, but I’ve only found them out of stock at one website so far.

Ghosted by Brooke @ 10/18/2009 12:49 PM EDT


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