Happiness is walking through a department store and uncovering a skull-shaped “Bleeding Brains” candle…

Unhappiness is getting home, taking it out of the bag, and seeing a zombie version of said “Bleeding Brains” candle on the back of the box, which is approximately seven trillion times cooler than some everyday skull.

Happiest Possible Level of Happiness is finding out that you bought the zombie version and just didn’t know it.

Can’t wait to light him up. Even unused, it’s one of the prettiest items gracing our living room. But, when lit, he’s supposed to dribble out tons of bloody wax from his mouth, ears and eye sockets. I’d start the process now, but it seems like something I should hold off on until company comes over.

While I’m oh so happy to have lucked into my bleeding demon candle, I don’t mean to infer that skulls are bad news. In fact, today’s Countdown entry takes a look at one very nice skull, who talks and has blinking red eyes. Meet Talking Boris, a skull head who will say anything you tell it to say, even if it’s some obscenity-laced tirade about gasoline prices.

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