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X-E’s FIFTH Annual Advent Cal–no.

And, just like that, the fifth annual X-E Halloween Countdown is on! Over thirty terror-themed articles will be posted between now and Halloween night, assuming I don't burn out and take a powder by mid-October like I usually do. We have to try to stay positive.


This year, the Countdown crawls out of the ground with a short and sweet ditty on Hanging Character Heads, a series of caped monster busts with loopy strings coming out of their skulls. I picked them up at K-Mart last week, but I've since seen them at just about every store I've been in, for various prices and from various distributors. They're cheap and kooky, just like all the best Halloween things are.

You might also notice that the Halloween Jukebox has been updated for 2007, with a reorganized playlist and some new tunes. Big thanks to our pal Tummi for gathering, organizing and constructing such a deadly display of spooky songs!

And while I'm at it, thank you Mr. Brian Jacks, for taking time out of your busy schedule to once again grace us with such impenetrable web design talents. It wouldn't feel right to do my holiday site stuff without a Tummi-birthed jukebox and a Jacks-birthed layout. We still have a couple of minor design tweaks to make, which will either be finished in the next few days or forgotten about entirely by next week.

A concerted lack of planning has left me with very little idea as to what's in store for X-E's 2007 Halloween season, but I'd say it's a safe bet that we'll see a fuckton of candy, plastic goblins and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.

One thing I'm catching off the bat on my witch hunts is that a lot of the coolest Halloween stuff out this year isn't exactly conducive to semi-lengthy Countdown articles. So, I'll be posting about many of the smaller things here on the blog. I wouldn't go so far to say that we're doing a Halloween Countdown and October Megaparty simultaneously, but now that I think about it, that sounds pretty award-winning. Let's test the waters with breath mints in the shape of pumpkins:


I would've never expected something like Ice Breakers to be able to pull off a Halloween edition, but this is a pretty good attempt. The spooktified containers hold a handful of speckled, pumpkin-shaped mints. Due to a poor choice of wording on the packages, I can't tell if they're supposed to be separate portions of orange mints and mango mints, or if they're just orange/mango hybrid mints. Taste tests do little to clarify.

"Sours Pumpkins" seems like a miswritten title, but the name fits: They are extremely sour/sours. And while my palette has grown less fond of candies that make my jaw contort in silly ways, these aren't so bad. If they weren't shaped like pumpkins, maybe they'd seem worse.

Enjoy the start of the Countdown, and I'll see you tomorrow in a not-literal way.

Posted by Matt on 09/17/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

“…and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.”

FUCK. YES.

Chestnuts roasted by RageTreb @ 09/17/2007 5:02 AM


It actually got down into the 40′s here last night. :D I am unbelievably stoked, and trying not to think of how it’s going to warm up more by the end of this week. I’m making my first *real* Halloween buying run tomorrow … er, later today. I love Target’s Halloween stuff, but it seems like they just never have quite enough different stuff. KMart, on the other hand – it’s always a goldmine for tons of Halloween shit packed into several ailse (sp? I never remember how to spell that :oops: ). I love it… and every KMart must be just as run down and bleak, because I feel like Matt went to the one in my town, by that description. You’d think they’d do something about that.

Matt!!! In the first picture of the grape faced Dracula, there’s a Winnie the Pooh with Jason’s gear on… Where on earth did you get that?! :o I gotta know… I’m in love.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 09/17/2007 5:33 AM


Anyone else see a resemblance between Frankenfreak and Charles Bronson? Also, that fuckin clown is scary.

Chestnuts roasted by Wolfman @ 09/17/2007 5:48 AM


Funny Mummy and Mark O’ Lantern look like the annoying neighbors that always wander onto your lawn “just to say hi.”
Matt, to reiterate what basically everyone here has said, I am stocked for this countdown. Thanks for starting off at the decidedly mixed, but occasionally awesome K-Mart stuff. I’m kicking back with my Jones Candy Corn soda as we speak.

Chestnuts roasted by Pepe @ 09/17/2007 6:00 AM


This my first halloween reading this blog, I am really looking forward to it. I love this site.

Chestnuts roasted by Dana @ 09/17/2007 6:31 AM


The jukeboxes are probably my favorite part of X-E. I’m so happy!

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 09/17/2007 7:54 AM


Woohoo! It’s officially open season on all candy with a hint of orange on the wrapper!

Ariel: You’ve probably already done this, but pick up a pack of luggage tags so you can make little signs saying “Eat Me” and “Drink Me” for all the consumables. Also, serve oysters. Or at least Clamato.

For decoration, there are a number of Alice-themed objects that are either cheap and easily procurable or already in your house: playing cards, chess pieces, a tea set, mushroom candles, or croquet equipment, if you’ve got a set. The hookah is, of course, entirely down to personal preference. Since the book has been published continually for nearly a century and a half, you can find old hardback copies on the cheap in most used bookstores if you need a centerpiece.

If your friends are geeky enough, click my name for a collection of Carroll’s puzzles and riddles, which mostly deal with mathematics. Could make for fun party material.

And finally, since it is a Halloween party, you’re more or less obliged to incorporate some of the eeriest poetry in the English language:

Long has paled that sunny sky:
Echoes fade and memories die:
Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 09/17/2007 8:08 AM


I haven’t posted in a while, but this is my favorite time of the year. Yah! Halloween Countdown!

Chestnuts roasted by geoffinsanity @ 09/17/2007 8:43 AM


Time to start my favorite season. Now, if we can only get the damn department stores to keep the christmas items in the back room for another 45 days.

Chestnuts roasted by Toxikfoxx @ 09/17/2007 8:48 AM


Great start to what sounds like another great Halloween Countdown. I really love these. And I’m especially stoked that it’s starting in mid-September. I’ve been ready for Halloween since I went to the Horrorfind horror convention in Baltimore last month. And it seems like more people are realizing how cool it is to start celebrating Halloween in September. I live in Virginia, and imagine my excitement when our Busch Gardens decided to start its Howl-O-Scream festivities this past weekend to run all the way through the last weekend in October. If you haven’t been, Matt, you really need to go to BG in Williamsburg for Howl-O-Scream. I think you’d enjoy it.

Now, tonight I get to initiate my first act of getting into the Halloween spirit proper – I bought a limited edition pint of Edy’s pumpkin ice cream and watching the new DVD release of From Beyond.

Chestnuts roasted by Threnodaemis @ 09/17/2007 8:54 AM


Sorry about the hijack…I went grocery shoppng yesterday, and I found that Kellogg’s cereals are including “XBox” LCD games as prizes. I put “XBox” in quotes because the only thing XBox-related about them is that they have “XBOX” etched above or below the screen. There’s about 7 games to collect. The one I got is called “Ninja House.” It’s just a Ninja running across elevators moving up and down to collect shuriken.

Chestnuts roasted by TB Tabby @ 09/17/2007 9:17 AM


I too must know where you aquired that jason/pooh.
and TB Tabby, I think thats the second time they have done that, i got a lame DDR ripoff shaped like a micraphone outta a box of miniwheats before.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 09/17/2007 10:25 AM


Woo-Hoo Halloween Countdown!!! Tonight shall be decorating of the house to the sounds of the updated Halloween Jukebox. I promised my son we would decorate this week and we are both excited for the season!!

Chestnuts roasted by Saint @ 09/17/2007 10:33 AM


Hooray for the Halloween Countdown! Big props to Tummi, Brian and of course Matt :D
Our Kmart had the Halloween stuff out first too, though Target finally caught up. I really wanted to buy a Santa Yoda water globe there yesterday but I figured it was just too early. I may regret it later since I remember looking for it all winter last year.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/17/2007 10:39 AM


Matt,you HAVE to open up that 20th anniversary Optimus. He is SO badass when you turn him into a truck.

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 09/17/2007 11:07 AM


My brother’s now ex-girlfriend loves those sour(s) mints and she’ll probably have an aneurysm when she sees these pumpkin shaped ones.

…But wouldn’t you expect pumpkin flavored mints? I would expect that a little more than orange/mango/orange-mango/green-yellow flavored mints…

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 09/17/2007 11:31 AM


Weird Al’s “friend” in UHF was none other than Michael Richards pre-Kramer and racist fuckwad. Or do you mean the other guy? No idea the

I believe Matt is referring to Al’s character’s best friend in the movie, Bob. He was played by David Bowe.

I think that Matt is referring to Mushmouth as who Mark O’Lantern “kind of resembles.” There were 3 boys that were known to have hats on the show: Russel, Dumb Donald, and Mushmouth, and Mark definitely looks like Mushmouth.

And excellent, excellent start to yet another countdown! You still have it in you after all these years, I’m still laughing at “ass cancer.”

This may be my 5th one! I know I started after the first Christmas Advent Calendar, but how long ago was that? 2002? Man, I feel old. And I’m 20.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/17/2007 11:49 AM


Matt, your killer Winnie the Pooh freaks me out.

Thumbs up!!

Chestnuts roasted by Julie @ 09/17/2007 12:02 PM


fantastic to be on the halloween countdown…

Matt:
i did notice a typo, in the hanging heads article you put the date as sept 18 and not 17.. it glared at me cuz the 18th is my b-day :P … just an fyi :)

kudos on the start though and can’t wait for more!

Chestnuts roasted by Primus @ 09/17/2007 12:03 PM


Your Kmart still has the cafeteria? I’m so jealous. I get so nostalgic for those things. It’s not the food so much as the concept. It reminds me of Saturdays shopping with my grandparents. They were cafeteria people. If it involved walking through a line with a tray, they were there. I’ll never understand that. Anyway….

Threnodaemis, are you planning on hitting up FearFest at Kings Dominion? I’ve never been, so I don’t know how it compares to Hallowscream. I tend to avoid those things because I don’t appreciate paying the same admission so they can shut down a good percentage of the rides and try to make it up with atmosphere.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 09/17/2007 12:28 PM


HOORAY!! It’s officially Halloween season now in my eyes now that X-E is in full swing. And Matt, just the fact that you used a word like “fuckton” in your blog makes me happy :)

Chestnuts roasted by Melissa Y @ 09/17/2007 12:35 PM


I swear I think I have a few of those from a few years ago and yes they are from K-mart. I know for a fact I had the Grim Reaper dude.

The clown gave me the creeps…

Chestnuts roasted by Ladytink_534 @ 09/17/2007 12:38 PM


Is there anyone else here that plans on attending Universals Halloween Horror Nights this year? Its looking to be a great year, with Freddy, Leather face, and Jason all making appearances.

Chestnuts roasted by asdfnick @ 09/17/2007 12:50 PM


Yay! Great way to kick things off. Also, your Jason the Pooh is awesome, indeed.

We never had K-Marts much around these parts. But I miss the snack bar thing at Wal-Mart. I wish they still had old-school regular-ass Wal-Marts. I’d drop in just for nostalgia purposes. Part of me died when they closed the old one and built a supercenter.

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 09/17/2007 12:54 PM


We went to Kmart a couple of weeks ago and it was still in school mode. I think I may swing in there today. Every time I am in there I think of the show Malcome In The Middle. I don’t know why.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 09/17/2007 1:06 PM


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