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09/17/2007: X-E’s FIFTH Annual Advent Cal–no.

And, just like that, the fifth annual X-E Halloween Countdown is on! Over thirty terror-themed articles will be posted between now and Halloween night, assuming I don’t burn out and take a powder by mid-October like I usually do. We have to try to stay positive.


This year, the Countdown crawls out of the ground with a short and sweet ditty on Hanging Character Heads, a series of caped monster busts with loopy strings coming out of their skulls. I picked them up at K-Mart last week, but I’ve since seen them at just about every store I’ve been in, for various prices and from various distributors. They’re cheap and kooky, just like all the best Halloween things are.

You might also notice that the Halloween Jukebox has been updated for 2007, with a reorganized playlist and some new tunes. Big thanks to our pal Tummi for gathering, organizing and constructing such a deadly display of spooky songs!

And while I’m at it, thank you Mr. Brian Jacks, for taking time out of your busy schedule to once again grace us with such impenetrable web design talents. It wouldn’t feel right to do my holiday site stuff without a Tummi-birthed jukebox and a Jacks-birthed layout. We still have a couple of minor design tweaks to make, which will either be finished in the next few days or forgotten about entirely by next week.

A concerted lack of planning has left me with very little idea as to what’s in store for X-E’s 2007 Halloween season, but I’d say it’s a safe bet that we’ll see a fuckton of candy, plastic goblins and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.

One thing I’m catching off the bat on my witch hunts is that a lot of the coolest Halloween stuff out this year isn’t exactly conducive to semi-lengthy Countdown articles. So, I’ll be posting about many of the smaller things here on the blog. I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re doing a Halloween Countdown and October Megaparty simultaneously, but now that I think about it, that sounds pretty award-winning. Let’s test the waters with breath mints in the shape of pumpkins:


I would’ve never expected something like Ice Breakers to be able to pull off a Halloween edition, but this is a pretty good attempt. The spooktified containers hold a handful of speckled, pumpkin-shaped mints. Due to a poor choice of wording on the packages, I can’t tell if they’re supposed to be separate portions of orange mints and mango mints, or if they’re just orange/mango hybrid mints. Taste tests do little to clarify.

“Sours Pumpkins” seems like a miswritten title, but the name fits: They are extremely sour/sours. And while my palette has grown less fond of candies that make my jaw contort in silly ways, these aren’t so bad. If they weren’t shaped like pumpkins, maybe they’d seem worse.

Enjoy the start of the Countdown, and I’ll see you tomorrow in a not-literal way.


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Discussion Thread: 93 comments

wow, first, i am honored to kick this off by saying i can’t wait

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:15 AM EDT


At the stroke of midnight it begins! Very cool, Matt, very cool.

Ghosted by Bill @ 09/17/2007 12:17 AM EDT


wow top 3!
cant wait!

Ghosted by mjgrass @ 09/17/2007 12:17 AM EDT


Sweet! Too tired to read this now, but I’ll sleep with visions of Icebreakers and Character Heads dancing through my dreams.

Ghosted by Thorzul @ 09/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


I can’t wait to see what you have for us this year, Matt..

I got a feeling it’s going to make this year’s Halloween season the best since ‘88 when I went as a Garbage Pail Kid.

Ghosted by Review the World @ 09/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


Halloween….X-E….two great flavors best enjoyed together

The greatness has commenced

Ghosted by Ktulu @ 09/17/2007 12:25 AM EDT


Ahh, finally. Love the article and the updated jukebox.^^

Ghosted by Kapprika @ 09/17/2007 12:26 AM EDT


Nice hanging heads matt, love it. Have you seen the new jones flavors? Looking forward to a review of the new jones flavors, especially the licorice one. Look forward to all the good stuff Matt. I will spread the word, the Halloween countdown has begun!!!

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:26 AM EDT


Oh great, now that creepy clown thing is going to keep me up all night… but I am glad the countdown is underway :)

Ghosted by Adam @ 09/17/2007 12:28 AM EDT


I need stores that will turn a blind eye if I have a hard cough and really need to spew a loogie on the floor.

That line barely beat out the “really adequate penises” line for my favorite — very funny stuff. A great start to the countdown…

Ghosted by Review the World @ 09/17/2007 12:29 AM EDT


Hi, Matt! I’ve been reading since 2004, but this is my first post. Just wanted to say that I absolutely love the Halloween Countdown (so much so that I always get out my Halloween decorations when the countdown begins). I can’t help but feel that this year’s countdown might be the last, though, so I’m going to try to go completely all out this year. Thank you so much for all of the entertainment that you’ve provided in years past and that you continue to provide today.

Ghosted by Math Debater @ 09/17/2007 12:30 AM EDT


I really wish those mints tasted like pumpkins. I would buy them then.

Ghosted by kb @ 09/17/2007 12:30 AM EDT


Math Debater,

DO NOT SPEAK SUCH WORDS!

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:32 AM EDT


Matt,

Niceeeee. I was gonna pick the mints up at Ralphs today, but meh.

Ghosted by Cotter @ 09/17/2007 12:32 AM EDT


A new jukebox? AWESOME!!! I love the halloween jukebox, awesome idea, awesome songs.

Ghosted by Tenacious Tate @ 09/17/2007 12:44 AM EDT


Great Hanging Heads article! Can’t wait to see what else is in store for this Halloween season!

Ghosted by Ach @ 09/17/2007 12:52 AM EDT


Weird Al’s “friend” in UHF was none other than Michael Richards pre-Kramer and racist fuckwad. Or do you mean the other guy? No idea then.

Ghosted by Timbo @ 09/17/2007 1:09 AM EDT


The greatest thing about the Hanging Head Monsters is that they fit perfectly onto a GI Joe, or any other 6′ action figure.

Totally creates a boring figure into a CRAZY AWESOME BOSS.

Ghosted by asdfnick @ 09/17/2007 1:29 AM EDT


I’m holding out for the Michael Richards Racist Fuckwad hanging head.

Ghosted by Monte @ 09/17/2007 1:41 AM EDT


This is that year in my life where ive come to the relazation i love k mart! and this thursday thats where i am going! its an hour away.
i cant wait to find the hanging heads thanks matt!

Ghosted by Jay B @ 09/17/2007 2:02 AM EDT


Well that was just spoOoOoOoky. I’ve actually got a couple of K-Mart’s hangin’ heads meself. My flavorite? An eerie g-g-ghost with a robe way whiter than his dirty grayish head. I stuck him and the gutters untill his robe was nice n’ dirty. Now he’s perfect!

Ghosted by Lucky Mesmer @ 09/17/2007 2:06 AM EDT


I think I’ll vote for Jason Vor-Whinnie the Pooh-hees. Did you make up that little guy yourself Matt? I love him. So cuddly he’ll kill you if he wasn’t so garsh darn rumbly tumbly.

Ghosted by inkmage @ 09/17/2007 2:15 AM EDT


I’m so excited! You’ve got me in the Halloween spirit. =) My housemates and I are planning an Alice in Wonderland themed Halloween party…anyone have any tips or ideas to share?

Ghosted by Ariel @ 09/17/2007 3:04 AM EDT


new jukebox? helllllllllllll yeah :D

Ghosted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/17/2007 3:21 AM EDT


Ariel: LSD

As a disclaimer I’ll add that I have never done LSD, or any other drug. I’ve never even smoked a cigarette for crying out loud.

*In Palance-esque voice* Believe it… or not. But you should believe it, because it is true.

Alcohol on the other hand… :) … err, I mean… :(

Ghosted by Magic Toy @ 09/17/2007 3:23 AM EDT


“…and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.”

FUCK. YES.

Ghosted by RageTreb @ 09/17/2007 5:02 AM EDT


It actually got down into the 40’s here last night. :D I am unbelievably stoked, and trying not to think of how it’s going to warm up more by the end of this week. I’m making my first *real* Halloween buying run tomorrow … er, later today. I love Target’s Halloween stuff, but it seems like they just never have quite enough different stuff. KMart, on the other hand – it’s always a goldmine for tons of Halloween shit packed into several ailse (sp? I never remember how to spell that :oops: ). I love it… and every KMart must be just as run down and bleak, because I feel like Matt went to the one in my town, by that description. You’d think they’d do something about that.

Matt!!! In the first picture of the grape faced Dracula, there’s a Winnie the Pooh with Jason’s gear on… Where on earth did you get that?! :o I gotta know… I’m in love.

Ghosted by Ryane @ 09/17/2007 5:33 AM EDT


Anyone else see a resemblance between Frankenfreak and Charles Bronson? Also, that fuckin clown is scary.

Ghosted by Wolfman @ 09/17/2007 5:48 AM EDT


Funny Mummy and Mark O’ Lantern look like the annoying neighbors that always wander onto your lawn “just to say hi.”
Matt, to reiterate what basically everyone here has said, I am stocked for this countdown. Thanks for starting off at the decidedly mixed, but occasionally awesome K-Mart stuff. I’m kicking back with my Jones Candy Corn soda as we speak.

Ghosted by Pepe @ 09/17/2007 6:00 AM EDT


This my first halloween reading this blog, I am really looking forward to it. I love this site.

Ghosted by Dana @ 09/17/2007 6:31 AM EDT


The jukeboxes are probably my favorite part of X-E. I’m so happy!

Ghosted by Jeff Mack @ 09/17/2007 7:54 AM EDT


Woohoo! It’s officially open season on all candy with a hint of orange on the wrapper!

Ariel: You’ve probably already done this, but pick up a pack of luggage tags so you can make little signs saying “Eat Me” and “Drink Me” for all the consumables. Also, serve oysters. Or at least Clamato.

For decoration, there are a number of Alice-themed objects that are either cheap and easily procurable or already in your house: playing cards, chess pieces, a tea set, mushroom candles, or croquet equipment, if you’ve got a set. The hookah is, of course, entirely down to personal preference. Since the book has been published continually for nearly a century and a half, you can find old hardback copies on the cheap in most used bookstores if you need a centerpiece.

If your friends are geeky enough, click my name for a collection of Carroll’s puzzles and riddles, which mostly deal with mathematics. Could make for fun party material.

And finally, since it is a Halloween party, you’re more or less obliged to incorporate some of the eeriest poetry in the English language:

Long has paled that sunny sky:
Echoes fade and memories die:
Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 09/17/2007 8:08 AM EDT


I haven’t posted in a while, but this is my favorite time of the year. Yah! Halloween Countdown!

Ghosted by geoffinsanity @ 09/17/2007 8:43 AM EDT


Time to start my favorite season. Now, if we can only get the damn department stores to keep the christmas items in the back room for another 45 days.

Ghosted by Toxikfoxx @ 09/17/2007 8:48 AM EDT


Great start to what sounds like another great Halloween Countdown. I really love these. And I’m especially stoked that it’s starting in mid-September. I’ve been ready for Halloween since I went to the Horrorfind horror convention in Baltimore last month. And it seems like more people are realizing how cool it is to start celebrating Halloween in September. I live in Virginia, and imagine my excitement when our Busch Gardens decided to start its Howl-O-Scream festivities this past weekend to run all the way through the last weekend in October. If you haven’t been, Matt, you really need to go to BG in Williamsburg for Howl-O-Scream. I think you’d enjoy it.

Now, tonight I get to initiate my first act of getting into the Halloween spirit proper – I bought a limited edition pint of Edy’s pumpkin ice cream and watching the new DVD release of From Beyond.

Ghosted by Threnodaemis @ 09/17/2007 8:54 AM EDT


Sorry about the hijack…I went grocery shoppng yesterday, and I found that Kellogg’s cereals are including “XBox” LCD games as prizes. I put “XBox” in quotes because the only thing XBox-related about them is that they have “XBOX” etched above or below the screen. There’s about 7 games to collect. The one I got is called “Ninja House.” It’s just a Ninja running across elevators moving up and down to collect shuriken.

Ghosted by TB Tabby @ 09/17/2007 9:17 AM EDT


I too must know where you aquired that jason/pooh.
and TB Tabby, I think thats the second time they have done that, i got a lame DDR ripoff shaped like a micraphone outta a box of miniwheats before.

Ghosted by JoshC @ 09/17/2007 10:25 AM EDT


Woo-Hoo Halloween Countdown!!! Tonight shall be decorating of the house to the sounds of the updated Halloween Jukebox. I promised my son we would decorate this week and we are both excited for the season!!

Ghosted by Saint @ 09/17/2007 10:33 AM EDT


Hooray for the Halloween Countdown! Big props to Tummi, Brian and of course Matt :D
Our Kmart had the Halloween stuff out first too, though Target finally caught up. I really wanted to buy a Santa Yoda water globe there yesterday but I figured it was just too early. I may regret it later since I remember looking for it all winter last year.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 09/17/2007 10:39 AM EDT


Matt,you HAVE to open up that 20th anniversary Optimus. He is SO badass when you turn him into a truck.

Ghosted by Kid Nicky @ 09/17/2007 11:07 AM EDT


My brother’s now ex-girlfriend loves those sour(s) mints and she’ll probably have an aneurysm when she sees these pumpkin shaped ones.

…But wouldn’t you expect pumpkin flavored mints? I would expect that a little more than orange/mango/orange-mango/green-yellow flavored mints…

Ghosted by Ben @ 09/17/2007 11:31 AM EDT


Weird Al’s “friend” in UHF was none other than Michael Richards pre-Kramer and racist fuckwad. Or do you mean the other guy? No idea the

I believe Matt is referring to Al’s character’s best friend in the movie, Bob. He was played by David Bowe.

I think that Matt is referring to Mushmouth as who Mark O’Lantern “kind of resembles.” There were 3 boys that were known to have hats on the show: Russel, Dumb Donald, and Mushmouth, and Mark definitely looks like Mushmouth.

And excellent, excellent start to yet another countdown! You still have it in you after all these years, I’m still laughing at “ass cancer.”

This may be my 5th one! I know I started after the first Christmas Advent Calendar, but how long ago was that? 2002? Man, I feel old. And I’m 20.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 09/17/2007 11:49 AM EDT


Matt, your killer Winnie the Pooh freaks me out.

Thumbs up!!

Ghosted by Julie @ 09/17/2007 12:02 PM EDT


fantastic to be on the halloween countdown…

Matt:
i did notice a typo, in the hanging heads article you put the date as sept 18 and not 17.. it glared at me cuz the 18th is my b-day :P … just an fyi :)

kudos on the start though and can’t wait for more!

Ghosted by Primus @ 09/17/2007 12:03 PM EDT


Your Kmart still has the cafeteria? I’m so jealous. I get so nostalgic for those things. It’s not the food so much as the concept. It reminds me of Saturdays shopping with my grandparents. They were cafeteria people. If it involved walking through a line with a tray, they were there. I’ll never understand that. Anyway….

Threnodaemis, are you planning on hitting up FearFest at Kings Dominion? I’ve never been, so I don’t know how it compares to Hallowscream. I tend to avoid those things because I don’t appreciate paying the same admission so they can shut down a good percentage of the rides and try to make it up with atmosphere.

Ghosted by Lori @ 09/17/2007 12:28 PM EDT


HOORAY!! It’s officially Halloween season now in my eyes now that X-E is in full swing. And Matt, just the fact that you used a word like “fuckton” in your blog makes me happy :)

Ghosted by Melissa Y @ 09/17/2007 12:35 PM EDT


I swear I think I have a few of those from a few years ago and yes they are from K-mart. I know for a fact I had the Grim Reaper dude.

The clown gave me the creeps…

Ghosted by Ladytink_534 @ 09/17/2007 12:38 PM EDT


Is there anyone else here that plans on attending Universals Halloween Horror Nights this year? Its looking to be a great year, with Freddy, Leather face, and Jason all making appearances.

Ghosted by asdfnick @ 09/17/2007 12:50 PM EDT


Yay! Great way to kick things off. Also, your Jason the Pooh is awesome, indeed.

We never had K-Marts much around these parts. But I miss the snack bar thing at Wal-Mart. I wish they still had old-school regular-ass Wal-Marts. I’d drop in just for nostalgia purposes. Part of me died when they closed the old one and built a supercenter.

Ghosted by Annette @ 09/17/2007 12:54 PM EDT


We went to Kmart a couple of weeks ago and it was still in school mode. I think I may swing in there today. Every time I am in there I think of the show Malcome In The Middle. I don’t know why.

Ghosted by Bill @ 09/17/2007 1:06 PM EDT


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