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X-E’s FIFTH Annual Advent Cal–no.

And, just like that, the fifth annual X-E Halloween Countdown is on! Over thirty terror-themed articles will be posted between now and Halloween night, assuming I don't burn out and take a powder by mid-October like I usually do. We have to try to stay positive.


This year, the Countdown crawls out of the ground with a short and sweet ditty on Hanging Character Heads, a series of caped monster busts with loopy strings coming out of their skulls. I picked them up at K-Mart last week, but I've since seen them at just about every store I've been in, for various prices and from various distributors. They're cheap and kooky, just like all the best Halloween things are.

You might also notice that the Halloween Jukebox has been updated for 2007, with a reorganized playlist and some new tunes. Big thanks to our pal Tummi for gathering, organizing and constructing such a deadly display of spooky songs!

And while I'm at it, thank you Mr. Brian Jacks, for taking time out of your busy schedule to once again grace us with such impenetrable web design talents. It wouldn't feel right to do my holiday site stuff without a Tummi-birthed jukebox and a Jacks-birthed layout. We still have a couple of minor design tweaks to make, which will either be finished in the next few days or forgotten about entirely by next week.

A concerted lack of planning has left me with very little idea as to what's in store for X-E's 2007 Halloween season, but I'd say it's a safe bet that we'll see a fuckton of candy, plastic goblins and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.

One thing I'm catching off the bat on my witch hunts is that a lot of the coolest Halloween stuff out this year isn't exactly conducive to semi-lengthy Countdown articles. So, I'll be posting about many of the smaller things here on the blog. I wouldn't go so far to say that we're doing a Halloween Countdown and October Megaparty simultaneously, but now that I think about it, that sounds pretty award-winning. Let's test the waters with breath mints in the shape of pumpkins:


I would've never expected something like Ice Breakers to be able to pull off a Halloween edition, but this is a pretty good attempt. The spooktified containers hold a handful of speckled, pumpkin-shaped mints. Due to a poor choice of wording on the packages, I can't tell if they're supposed to be separate portions of orange mints and mango mints, or if they're just orange/mango hybrid mints. Taste tests do little to clarify.

"Sours Pumpkins" seems like a miswritten title, but the name fits: They are extremely sour/sours. And while my palette has grown less fond of candies that make my jaw contort in silly ways, these aren't so bad. If they weren't shaped like pumpkins, maybe they'd seem worse.

Enjoy the start of the Countdown, and I'll see you tomorrow in a not-literal way.

Posted by Matt on 09/17/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

wow, first, i am honored to kick this off by saying i can’t wait

Chestnuts roasted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:15 AM


At the stroke of midnight it begins! Very cool, Matt, very cool.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 09/17/2007 12:17 AM


wow top 3!
cant wait!

Chestnuts roasted by mjgrass @ 09/17/2007 12:17 AM


Sweet! Too tired to read this now, but I’ll sleep with visions of Icebreakers and Character Heads dancing through my dreams.

Chestnuts roasted by Thorzul @ 09/17/2007 12:21 AM


I can’t wait to see what you have for us this year, Matt..

I got a feeling it’s going to make this year’s Halloween season the best since ’88 when I went as a Garbage Pail Kid.

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 09/17/2007 12:21 AM


Halloween….X-E….two great flavors best enjoyed together

The greatness has commenced

Chestnuts roasted by Ktulu @ 09/17/2007 12:25 AM


Ahh, finally. Love the article and the updated jukebox.^^

Chestnuts roasted by Kapprika @ 09/17/2007 12:26 AM


Nice hanging heads matt, love it. Have you seen the new jones flavors? Looking forward to a review of the new jones flavors, especially the licorice one. Look forward to all the good stuff Matt. I will spread the word, the Halloween countdown has begun!!!

Chestnuts roasted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:26 AM


Oh great, now that creepy clown thing is going to keep me up all night… but I am glad the countdown is underway :)

Chestnuts roasted by Adam @ 09/17/2007 12:28 AM


I need stores that will turn a blind eye if I have a hard cough and really need to spew a loogie on the floor.

That line barely beat out the “really adequate penises” line for my favorite — very funny stuff. A great start to the countdown…

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 09/17/2007 12:29 AM


Hi, Matt! I’ve been reading since 2004, but this is my first post. Just wanted to say that I absolutely love the Halloween Countdown (so much so that I always get out my Halloween decorations when the countdown begins). I can’t help but feel that this year’s countdown might be the last, though, so I’m going to try to go completely all out this year. Thank you so much for all of the entertainment that you’ve provided in years past and that you continue to provide today.

Chestnuts roasted by Math Debater @ 09/17/2007 12:30 AM


I really wish those mints tasted like pumpkins. I would buy them then.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/17/2007 12:30 AM


Math Debater,

DO NOT SPEAK SUCH WORDS!

Chestnuts roasted by tigerfan @ 09/17/2007 12:32 AM


Matt,

Niceeeee. I was gonna pick the mints up at Ralphs today, but meh.

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 09/17/2007 12:32 AM


A new jukebox? AWESOME!!! I love the halloween jukebox, awesome idea, awesome songs.

Chestnuts roasted by Tenacious Tate @ 09/17/2007 12:44 AM


Great Hanging Heads article! Can’t wait to see what else is in store for this Halloween season!

Chestnuts roasted by Ach @ 09/17/2007 12:52 AM


Weird Al’s “friend” in UHF was none other than Michael Richards pre-Kramer and racist fuckwad. Or do you mean the other guy? No idea then.

Chestnuts roasted by Timbo @ 09/17/2007 1:09 AM


The greatest thing about the Hanging Head Monsters is that they fit perfectly onto a GI Joe, or any other 6′ action figure.

Totally creates a boring figure into a CRAZY AWESOME BOSS.

Chestnuts roasted by asdfnick @ 09/17/2007 1:29 AM


I’m holding out for the Michael Richards Racist Fuckwad hanging head.

Chestnuts roasted by Monte @ 09/17/2007 1:41 AM


This is that year in my life where ive come to the relazation i love k mart! and this thursday thats where i am going! its an hour away.
i cant wait to find the hanging heads thanks matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Jay B @ 09/17/2007 2:02 AM


Well that was just spoOoOoOoky. I’ve actually got a couple of K-Mart’s hangin’ heads meself. My flavorite? An eerie g-g-ghost with a robe way whiter than his dirty grayish head. I stuck him and the gutters untill his robe was nice n’ dirty. Now he’s perfect!

Chestnuts roasted by Lucky Mesmer @ 09/17/2007 2:06 AM


I think I’ll vote for Jason Vor-Whinnie the Pooh-hees. Did you make up that little guy yourself Matt? I love him. So cuddly he’ll kill you if he wasn’t so garsh darn rumbly tumbly.

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 09/17/2007 2:15 AM


I’m so excited! You’ve got me in the Halloween spirit. =) My housemates and I are planning an Alice in Wonderland themed Halloween party…anyone have any tips or ideas to share?

Chestnuts roasted by Ariel @ 09/17/2007 3:04 AM


new jukebox? helllllllllllll yeah :D

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/17/2007 3:21 AM


Ariel: LSD

As a disclaimer I’ll add that I have never done LSD, or any other drug. I’ve never even smoked a cigarette for crying out loud.

*In Palance-esque voice* Believe it… or not. But you should believe it, because it is true.

Alcohol on the other hand… :) … err, I mean… :(

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 09/17/2007 3:23 AM


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