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09/17/2007: X-E’s FIFTH Annual Advent Cal–no.

And, just like that, the fifth annual X-E Halloween Countdown is on! Over thirty terror-themed articles will be posted between now and Halloween night, assuming I don’t burn out and take a powder by mid-October like I usually do. We have to try to stay positive.


This year, the Countdown crawls out of the ground with a short and sweet ditty on Hanging Character Heads, a series of caped monster busts with loopy strings coming out of their skulls. I picked them up at K-Mart last week, but I’ve since seen them at just about every store I’ve been in, for various prices and from various distributors. They’re cheap and kooky, just like all the best Halloween things are.

You might also notice that the Halloween Jukebox has been updated for 2007, with a reorganized playlist and some new tunes. Big thanks to our pal Tummi for gathering, organizing and constructing such a deadly display of spooky songs!

And while I’m at it, thank you Mr. Brian Jacks, for taking time out of your busy schedule to once again grace us with such impenetrable web design talents. It wouldn’t feel right to do my holiday site stuff without a Tummi-birthed jukebox and a Jacks-birthed layout. We still have a couple of minor design tweaks to make, which will either be finished in the next few days or forgotten about entirely by next week.

A concerted lack of planning has left me with very little idea as to what’s in store for X-E’s 2007 Halloween season, but I’d say it’s a safe bet that we’ll see a fuckton of candy, plastic goblins and at least one appearance by a wrinkly old apple that looks like Doc Brown.

One thing I’m catching off the bat on my witch hunts is that a lot of the coolest Halloween stuff out this year isn’t exactly conducive to semi-lengthy Countdown articles. So, I’ll be posting about many of the smaller things here on the blog. I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re doing a Halloween Countdown and October Megaparty simultaneously, but now that I think about it, that sounds pretty award-winning. Let’s test the waters with breath mints in the shape of pumpkins:


I would’ve never expected something like Ice Breakers to be able to pull off a Halloween edition, but this is a pretty good attempt. The spooktified containers hold a handful of speckled, pumpkin-shaped mints. Due to a poor choice of wording on the packages, I can’t tell if they’re supposed to be separate portions of orange mints and mango mints, or if they’re just orange/mango hybrid mints. Taste tests do little to clarify.

“Sours Pumpkins” seems like a miswritten title, but the name fits: They are extremely sour/sours. And while my palette has grown less fond of candies that make my jaw contort in silly ways, these aren’t so bad. If they weren’t shaped like pumpkins, maybe they’d seem worse.

Enjoy the start of the Countdown, and I’ll see you tomorrow in a not-literal way.


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Discussion Thread: 93 comments

Thanks Norbert, Just goes to show I am due for a UHF DVD viewing.

Ghosted by Timbo @ 09/17/2007 1:14 PM EDT


Hey Lori. I prolly will not be making it to King’s Dominion, unfortunately. The nice thing about Busch Gardens is that it’s right up the road from where I live. Dominion is a little bit farther. Plus, if they shut down most of the rides like you say, I can’t see it being worth it. BG actually keeps the rides open the whole time, with the exception of Escape From Pompeii and the train. The water ride part of Pompeii gets shut down and the “Pompeii” building itself gets turned into a haunted house. The train goes from being just transportation for around the park to being an actual haunted train ride. It’s pretty cool stuff.

Ghosted by Threnodaemis @ 09/17/2007 1:18 PM EDT


The new juke is sweet… Be sure to watch Shaun of the Dead this Hallo-day season.
Gotta respect “Nightmare Before Christmas” playing on both the Christmas and Halloween juke!

Ghosted by Nizz @ 09/17/2007 1:45 PM EDT


Thanks SO much Tummi! I love the Trick or Treat song from that Donald Duck cartoon.

Ghosted by Ladytink_534 @ 09/17/2007 1:49 PM EDT


Is it just me or do the pumpkins not have stems on them? The packaging clearly shows stems and the actual mints appear to be lacking them. That kind of crap bugs me for no real reason at all, but it does!

I am now on my way over to check out the hanging heads! See ya soon.

Oh and WOOOOOOHOOOOOO Halloween Countdown has begun! :-)

Ghosted by Cricket @ 09/17/2007 2:06 PM EDT


WOO!

Glad it’s finally here. And the kick-off was something i contemplated buying this afternoon also. I might go back later tonight and buy them after seeing an article devoted to them.

Loving the 2007 jukebox btw Matt. And nice to see a pumpkin on the homepage buttons. So props to Mr. Jacks also.

Ghosted by Dan @ 09/17/2007 2:13 PM EDT


Yaaayyy, the Halloween Countdown’s here! I’m hoping to head over to some of the local dollar stores (sadly, the closest K-Mart is a half-hour away) and look around for some nifty fall stuff myself, especially now that the weather feels more autumn-y. It’s COLD out there, probably no more than 70, maybe not even that. I need a sweater. It’s glorious.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 09/17/2007 2:39 PM EDT


FUCK YEAH! Halloween Countdown has begun!! Sorry for the profanity, but damn it I’m excited. September – December is my favourite time of the year, and neither Halloween nor Christmas starts officially until X-E says it has. Btw, that was an awesome article, and fully worthy of being first in the 2007 season.

And, like many others have said before me: I want the Jason-Pooh!!! I already have a worrying habit of thinking of horror characters as ‘cute’, so seeing that Jason the Pooh just made my problem worse. Yay for bloodstained hugglez!

Ghosted by Frakkyfire @ 09/17/2007 2:42 PM EDT


Ha, I recognize that bottle of Creamy Cucumber dressing in the first pic. Nice bloody Pooh, too. (That has the potential to sound absolutely disgusting)

I’m excited for the countdown, but more and more lately I’ve been listening to my Christmas mp3s, especially my Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack and John Lennon’s “Happy XMas (War is Over)”. I blame Wal Mart and their shelves of Christmas lights, table/mantle top decorations, and A Christmas Story and Rudolph ornaments.

Special K I didn’t see the quarter, but forgetting to read your post telling me where it’s at, before I left for the day, mixed with the $5 cups of beer, it was something that just couldn’t and didn’t happen. :(

I did, however, find a booth inside one of the buildings selling those little drums on a sticks that have 2 balls hanging off strings thingies that had horrible rip-offs of popular cartoon and comic book characters.

If these had writing on them, they would definitely fit nicely alongside the “DROA the Explorer” bag Matt found one his cruise.

I took a picture of the Mickey Mouse one, which looked more like a human American tourist wearing a Mickey Mouse head, not even wearing the right clothes, but it was taken on a Treo cell phone which does crappy pictures. I’ll upload it later on this evening.

Any other okies check out the fair this weekend?

Ghosted by fistpittingnork @ 09/17/2007 2:53 PM EDT


Cricket: You’re right, the mints don’t have stems. Don’t worry, it bugged the shit out of me, too. And they taste kind of gross. I was all up for pumpkin-flavored mints, but then I get mango and my mouth goes all retarded.

Well, the house is nearly done being decorated. I’ve already spent too much money on candles and costumes for the cats. By the way, Matt, you should review cat costumes from PetSmart (if you have a PetSmart close), if for no other reason than I really want to see your cats dressed up again. :D

And I was eating lunch as I read the first Countdown article. I literally had to stop eating, those character heads were making me so nauseous. Something about the wrinkles and the bad paint jobs grosses me out for some reason. And then that damned clown… *shudder* I’m not a fan of clowns at all, especially not Satanic ones.

And lastly, a big WELCOME to all the newbies! You’ve found the party! Come on in!

Ghosted by Special K @ 09/17/2007 3:01 PM EDT


I definately think the clown is the scariest of them all. There’s just something about clowns that makes them perfect Halloween fodder.

Anyway, I was looking through my onscreen tv guide and noticed that the QVC shopping network is doing 2, hourlong shows on just Halloween stuff tonite.

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 09/17/2007 4:06 PM EDT


Got up to the Fair a bit late and didn’t hit all the usual stuff. but to get to work and find a nice kickoff to the countdown makes up for the fact I couldn’t afford the full-size Kingdom Hearts Keyblade at that one booth.

While I don’t really begrudge people their irrational fears, the evangelical fervor I have encountered concerning fears of Clowns never fails to surprise me. But I find solace by telling them that there is a large part of the population who are secret clowns, who put on their colors behind your back, their red noses, giant shoes, waiting for a signal to be given. It’s usually at this point that I get punched.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 09/17/2007 4:47 PM EDT


The only clown that really ever wigged me out was the doll in Poltergeist.

The object of my childhood traumas was caused by the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz movie. Not an uncommon fear since that even made an appearance on a Gilmore Girls rant.

Target already has a whole bunch of Halloween stuff. I saw Jones Sodas in two new Licorice flavors. If I remember right, one was red and one was black. Anyone know if there’s reviews up anywhere of these?

Ghosted by Angelcake @ 09/17/2007 5:07 PM EDT


Yay! I am very excited for this year’s Countdown. It’s really hard to believe I’ve been here for all of them. (They’re still awesome every year.)

Ghosted by Rainbowfeet @ 09/17/2007 5:45 PM EDT


Ha! That clown is one of the best Halloween “things” I have ever seen. I must have one. Also, wtf at “Sour Pumpkins” not really tasting like pumpkins…? That makes no damn sense to me. Granted, a pumpkin flavored mint sounds like ass, but maybe they should have gone with something like blood red mints. I don’t know.
Any who, let the Halloween countdown begin!

Ghosted by josherjohn @ 09/17/2007 5:53 PM EDT


I totally bought “Ghastly Grandpa” today at a CVS. He is now being dangled from the arm of the winged skeleton demon I bought last Halloween.

Ghosted by Frostor @ 09/17/2007 6:00 PM EDT


okay so .. i spent the entire day (at work) re-reading old xe halloween countdown articles. yay!!!

Ghosted by Andrew #1 @ 09/17/2007 6:07 PM EDT


I’m so excited. I haven’t gone trick or treating in years and will be going this year. I don’t know what to go as this year. I’m thinking Reginald Veljohnson or Uncle Jesse.

Ghosted by The Modern Day Pirates @ 09/17/2007 6:08 PM EDT


I don’t care what you say, Funny Mummy has won my heart.

That Winnie the Pooh is ACE, but I’m even happier to see Diamond sitting there.

Diamond Update, Diamond Update, Diamond Update

Ghosted by Knegative @ 09/17/2007 6:41 PM EDT


Haha, I don’t usually post, I like to read, so I feel like I know you all. I’ve posted every now and then ever since the that trip Matt took to that house where he and his friends had some NES games and what not.

The Halloween Jukebox is amazing this year! I’m so excited for Halloween. I’m going to be Luigi, my best friend is Daisy, and we’re on a crazy buying spree for all sorts of Halloween Junk.

Those hanging heads are mine!

Ghosted by TPStag @ 09/17/2007 7:29 PM EDT


Just got back from a day of Halloween store hopping. We picked up all the Jones Sodas and a Fall Yankee candle. The Eagles are on tonight and Octoberfest beer is already kicking in. Bring on the next article. I’m ready for it now.

Ghosted by Bill @ 09/17/2007 8:03 PM EDT


I challenge Matt to make a Halloween themed Skeletor & toys entry!

Please? Your comedy is unmatched, and it would be great to see Skeletor again.

Ghosted by James [XMrStayPuftX] @ 09/17/2007 8:19 PM EDT


Nothing like a cheesey Marilyn Manson song to put me in the mood for Halloween. It will stuck in my head for weeks to come.

Ghosted by iAMYou @ 09/17/2007 8:42 PM EDT


Longtime reader, first time poster. Matt, the Halloween countdown is one of my favorite parts of the season. It’s gotten to the point where it doesn’t feel like Halloween unless I can read about some obscure, Halloween-related pop culture bit. Keep it up.

Ghosted by wydren @ 09/17/2007 9:07 PM EDT


Long time lurker, first-time poster. This is my favorite site on the internet, and I would like to personally thank Matt for introducing me to the exquisite pain of losing auction after auction for discontinued food and drink on ebay. I salute you for introducing me to so many hobbies.

Anyway, I’ve been to a K-Mart maybe once in the past five years. They terrify me, as the ones that haven’t been converted to Big K have retained a peculiar 1970s-1980s store architecture that evokes in me, since I was alive in neither of these decades, a sense of alien-ness like I’ve fallen into a time warp where the USA lost the cold war. The chipping creme-colored paint on the walls, blinding fluorescent lights, and hard-faced employees feel like something out of a failed soviet state. I have faint memories of the food courts from when I was a small child–around here in Ohio, every K-Mart had a Little Caesars and a little case that you could buy oversized Otis Spunkmeyer cookies out of, two things which I had an insatiable taste for. I would kill to see one of those again. I can definitely attest to the rudeness of the workers, too. If memory serves, it’s the only store where I’ve ever been called a “crazy turd” by an employee, which, in this instance, was brought on by nothing more than my buying two copies of the same video game. Wish I had one closer to me, though. Living in the country, the nearest one is 40 miles away. This site is pretty much a reflection of who I would be if I lived in the city.

I’m beyond stoked for this year’s Halloween Countdown. I’ll be on the lookout for the Sours Pumpkins (who would have thought that Ice Breakers would take it upon themselves to try and steer America toward romance language sentence structure? Very ambitious.), if only to verify their dismal un-pumpkiny shape with my own eyes.

Ghosted by Cordon Bleu @ 09/17/2007 9:35 PM EDT


Great Caesar’s Ghost! I wasn’t trying to copy your first sentence, Mr./Ms. Poster-Above-Me. Apparently I took an extremely long time to type out my post. Sorry for the plagarism-ish-looking-coincidence-thing.

Ghosted by Cordon Bleu @ 09/17/2007 9:40 PM EDT


i want the clown!

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 09/17/2007 9:51 PM EDT


posting from a pda.. isn’t life grand…

anyone remember the 80’s or early 90’s movie called “Trick or Treat”? I think that’s what it was called. Where the dead rocker would come back to life if his record was played backwards??

lol it had a wicked soundtrack to it….

ahhh memories… I remember being young enough to think it was about a real rock star lmao…. ahhh stupidity….

Ghosted by Primus @ 09/17/2007 10:03 PM EDT


I got the Frankenstein and the “Ghastly Grandpa” last year but at WAL-MART. I cut off the robes and just kept the busts. They are very cool. If Matt could swing an Oprah-esque moment, he would tell us to look under our chairs and find one taped to the bottom.

Ghosted by The Manimal @ 09/17/2007 10:35 PM EDT


Totally hit Target around the end of September – the time Halloween stuff should really be starting anyway. They have some SERIOUSLY tasteful Halloween shit (like, some stuff that almost doesn’t look like Halloween decor until you look at it closely). The goofy, bloody stuff is in abundance as well, but you have to admit it’s kind of refreshing when a store takes Halloween so seriously that their black, skull-shaped candlestick holders could be part of the Martha Stewart collection.

Best new Target thing: a big plastic animatronic skeleton that sounds like Ed Wynn. One of the lines he spouts: “Have you got the time? Oh, look at me – what do I care?” It’s almost like he’s shooting the shit with you, and not trying to play out the fact that he’s a plastic skeleton.

Ghosted by Shawn @ 09/17/2007 10:37 PM EDT


The fall weather has made its way to New York, the days are giving way to night much earlier in the evening, and the countdown has begun. This is truly a special time of year, X-E fans.

Matt, or any other NYC locals, what are some fun ways to celebrate the season in the big city? I’ve lived here over two years and have yet to come away from a Halloween season completely fulfilled.

Ghosted by BUCKLY! @ 09/17/2007 10:47 PM EDT


Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

I leave town for the weekend, for TWO lousy days, and what happens??? My first official Halloween Countdown that I’ve been looking forward to for soooooo long kicks off with out me. Grrr…. I even got a message from Bill saying something to the effect (and I’m paraphrasing), “Dude, what the hell? We’re Countdowning it up over here…where are ya?” Where was I, you ask? I was out of town training at my new job that I’m super jazzed about. Just got back in town this morning. So, if I had to miss the kickoff to my first ever official X-E Countdown as a somewhat newbie poster, I guess it was for a good reason. Right, well, here’s my thoughts so far:

Jukebox–Loving it. I’m listening to it as I post this, specifically “Big Bad Wolf” (god, that brings back memories-I’m crushing on Boof all over again). Good job, Matt on the inclusion of a good selection of old school goth/industrial dance staples. Being a long term goth/industrial radio and club DJ, I feel like I’m in the studio right now doing my show–which will be back on the air in a few weeks and streaming all over the net, btw (pardon the shameless plug).

–I think someone above mentioned what Universal Studios is doing this year, and I’m dying to check this thing out. Too bad all this has to happen right when I’m getting ready to move into a new place and start a new job and counting like every penny. I’m putting some aside for Halloween decorations/festivities but don’t think there will be enough for any trips. But, man the thought of going to like a live action boiler room with some real money thrown into it and being chased around by Freddy himself sounds incredibly sweet.

–Jason Pooh is the shit.

–My costume this year–probably the same thing I’ve done the last 2 or 3 years. I go as “Buffalo Bill” from the Silence of the Lambs. (No, before you ask, it’s not from the “Would you fuck me? I’D fuck me”, ‘tucking’ scene). I wear a basic blue shirt with brown pants and carry a bucket with a rope tied to the handle. On my shoulder is a stuffed poodle–Precious–and of course there’s lotion in the bucket. I walk around the bar, getting up on the tables, lower the bucket to people, and say (repeat after me, you all know it..) “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!” It’s one of my know-every-effin’-word-of-it movies.

Here’s something non-Halloweeny, but probably interesting to some of you. I read this afternoon that Robert Jordan, author of the ‘Wheel of Time’ series died yesterday. It sucks. I was never much of a fantasy guy, always more into horror, until my freshman year of college when my roommate turned me on to Jordan, and I was hooked ever since. The series is up to 11 books and I kind of abandoned it around Book 8, but he was working on a 12th. I guess it’s bigger news around here cause he was from SC and lived here all his life so he’s got a pretty big following here. I believe I read that a staff of writers he was close to are going to put together what he’s written so far and finish the 12th book. I think he originally planned on it being around 16 books long so I don’t know how that will wrap things up. Oh well, just throwing it out there.

The Countdown’s here! And so am I! Yay!

Ghosted by DJ D @ 09/17/2007 10:47 PM EDT


Great start to a great tradition.

And may I add reason #4,768 why Matt is one of the coolest people I know of: the award he won for his commercial work shares the same shelf space as his Masterpiece Optimus Prime.

Awesomeness….

Ghosted by Shuanfu @ 09/17/2007 11:00 PM EDT


Bill- Did you get the Autumn Leaves candle? If you did not you now have to go back.

Ghosted by kb @ 09/17/2007 11:10 PM EDT


Whoo! Halloween Countdown! I must admit that Halloween has never been a big holiday for me, but in recent years with the countdown, my appreciation for it has grown tremenduously. Thanks for making the world a more goulishly-gratifying place, Matt.

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 09/17/2007 11:48 PM EDT


AWESOME Jukebox! The inclusion of Stephen Lynch’s “Halloween” alone makes this the best one yet! (I just found MC Hammer’s Addams Family Groove…I forget if it was in last year’s but kickass nontheless). The Rammstein song was an awesome idea.

I noticed that the Rockwell song was finally corrected. Kudos.

Although the Scooby Doo Theme used is from “The New Scooby Movies,” technically it has the label of “Scooby Doo Theme” so it wasn’t stating any specific series. I apologize if I ever bitched about this one in past years.

“Scardey Cat” from “Garfield’s Halloween Adventure” appears twice.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 09/17/2007 11:53 PM EDT


Its after midnight, so i’m eating a big bowl of Boo Berry in milk wearing nothing but my Hanes comfort band boxers. Reading some of these comments.

BUCKLY: Looking for NY Halloween fun? Hit up a bookstore like Barns n Noble or Borders grab the book “WEIRD N.Y.” by Chris Gethard (yeah thats the dude’s real name haha) its got plenty of real places to check out that will give you the creeps including asylums n stuff. Pretty cool stuff.

Ghosted by Xenophobe @ 09/18/2007 12:14 AM EDT


Jedoc, those are great ideas! Thank you!! :D

Ghosted by Ariel @ 09/18/2007 2:20 AM EDT


I disagree… I think “Grapey Vampire Guy” more closely resembles Edward James Olmos (alive) than Roy Schneider. (Dead)

At least K-Mart is being honest by calling you a “shopper”… I can’t stand it when Target refers to you as a “guest” rather than as a shopper or customer…

Ghosted by Greg @ 09/18/2007 9:50 AM EDT


Woooo!!! Halloween has officially begun! I love this countdown…

If anyone makes their own decorations, check out this site http://www.halloweenmonsterlist.info/
Its brilliant for teaching you how to make just about anything.

Ghosted by Ciara @ 09/18/2007 4:53 PM EDT


sup matt,
I visit the same krudmart where you found these, it has been some solid time since they first offered the hangigng heads for all-hallo’s eve and im surprised at the variations. Hooded Haunter looks like he was run over at the loading dock near the bus terminal, way to go. I have a cleaner version of the skeleton, i think the chinese painter might have been working in the lead toy department too long when he picked up the brush for your special remake.
Keep up the good work!

Ghosted by Armand C. @ 09/18/2007 10:19 PM EDT


Love the countdown, Matt. Your descriptions of the hanging heads killed me. HI larious. I have a Kmart literally about 5 min. from me near the mall and I can’t wait to scour the aisles for Ghoul stuff this weekend. Nice. BTW~ Is anybody else disappointed by the apparent LACK of Dollar Tree Halloween stuff that’s out?

Ghosted by John @ 09/20/2007 12:34 AM EDT


Ye gods, I can’t believe I’m not posting this until right now… Anyways, loved the heads. The FrankenFreak really DOES look like the Incredible Hulk minus his lips… And also, October Megaparty plust Halloween Countdown? Soon the Partydown begins!

Ghosted by DocDragon @ 09/20/2007 6:35 PM EDT


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