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Hangin’ With Mr. Krueger.

I got a couple of e-mails this week from readers wanting to know if I'd be doing a "traditional" Halloween Countdown this year. While my sanity would certainly benefit from doing a bunch of shorter blog entries, I've come to realize that the holidays are all about suffering for my bullshit art. YES, there will be a very traditional and very what-you're-used-to X-E Halloween Countdown this year. Very soon, in fact. Don't want to marry myself to a launch date just yet...but very soon.

And, now that I think about it, this will be the fifth annual Countdown. The fifth! Thanks to everyone who e-mailed in with suggestions and donation offers. If anyone else thinks they have something I can cover this year, drop me a line.


Hit the town last night on the hunt for spooky goodness, and among other things to be reported on in due time, I came across the beauty seen above: A Freddy Krueger hanging decoration. Only slightly expensive with its thirteen dollar price tag, I believe this a new-for-2007 item. I love the shit out of it. It's perfect for Halloween, but Freddy's reach is jusssst broad enough to make this one a genuine perennial.

The quality is terrific -- Freddy's head and hands are made of some kind of awesome rubbery material that's both realistic and fun to touch, while his trademark sweater is real wool, or at least, such a good facsimile that I don't feel the need to fact check.

Look close at Freddy's glove. I sure wish I did when I was at the store. Apparently, some hooligan saw fit to rip off three of Freddy's four glove blades, leaving him both a less effective killer and a constant middle finger-giver. I'm gonna head back to return it for not-wrecked version, and it'll be interesting to see how the conversation with the store manager goes.

I don't feel like measuring the hanging Freddy decoration, but if you're looking for some sense of size, he'd make a great hand puppet. Once I improve my ventriloquism skills, I'll be available for Bar Mitzvahs.

Happy SNT!

Posted by Matt on 09/08/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 235 comments

*checking the map in the Daily Oklahoman*
I want to say the Modern Living, but it’s more likely the hall between the 4H stuff and Heritage Plaza. It goes around one side and just as you go out one end it’s there on the floor. Might be a nickle, but I believe it’s a quarter. Been there so long, it has several layers of sealant on it, making it truly immobile. I just checked Flash Earth and saw the hall that connects both the 4H/Heritage and Modern Living. It should be on the ML end of the connection. Happy hunting!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/13/2007 4:36 PM


Blaaaaarg. It looks as though I will not be attending the fair, as I am ludicrously ill. And while I’m sure my particular dose of virulent flu could only skew the average hygiene of the fair crowd upwards, I’m really not sure I’m going to be up for anything more strenuous than preparing and devouring Ramen noodles for a while.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 09/13/2007 4:56 PM


Can’t wait to hunt! Wonder what kind of stares I’ll get as I’m walking around in circles concentrating on the ground.

Maybe I’ll see if I can think of a way to leave my mark. Secretly saying “nork was here” to any passerby X-E’rs. It’ll be like X-E’s super secret guestbook.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 09/13/2007 5:00 PM


(I sense an X-E Oklahoma tea party going on here… Sorry Matt!)

If we make it out there I’ll be wearing a black Special K t-shirt. If you see me, be sure to say Hi! :P

fistpittingnork: if you find it, take a picture!

Chestnuts roasted by Special K @ 09/13/2007 5:19 PM


Having an Oklahoma tea party on a website is something I never really expected to see. XD

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 09/13/2007 5:29 PM


I want you to do the My Little Pony Halloween Ponies this year!

Chestnuts roasted by Jillian @ 09/13/2007 5:33 PM


Are they out yet? I might be heading to Target in a bit.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 09/13/2007 6:15 PM


how about all us x-e’rs submit pics of us from when we were little in our Halloween costumes…that would be a cute and funny article.

I have one of me as Punky Brewster from Halloween 86, and my husband has one of himself dressed as C3PO or Darth, from halloween 77 or 80

Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 09/13/2007 8:55 PM


I don’t know about the ponies but if anyone is a fan of The Office (kb, I think?) they have some rad Office gear in the dollar section. Proud owner of a Dwight’s-head stress ball and World’s Best Boss mug over here.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back tonight!

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/13/2007 9:00 PM


mandy_Reeves: That is a pretty cool idea. If others agreed to do it, and I found a way to get my old photos scanned and on to a website, I’d probably be down for it. Although it would take quite some time to dig through my Mom’s old photo albums.

If Matt agreed to do a blog-post/article about it, even though it doesn’t really fit his usual theme, then I would definitely do it. Maybe he could tear us apart for once instead of having to put his old memories and photos up for us. Seems like it might be fitting.

squee4242: Ah, The Office… my favorite show currently on television. I can’t wait until it returns in a couple of weeks.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 09/13/2007 9:26 PM


There was just about a five minute lapse where the site was down, so I kept refreshing my page in the hopes that Matt was updating and I’d have a shot at getting the first post. Darn.

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 09/13/2007 9:51 PM


The kiddie Halloween pic idea is a great one, assuming I can find one around here. I’m going to be rehauling my MySpace page once I get moved anyway and I was planning on doing a blog with pictures about the time that I was in Highlights magazine. Cutest little picture you ever did see. The caption under it says “So-and-so likes to draw and ride his bike.” Why the ‘so-and-so’, you ask? Cause it’s just fun to hide behind the the screen name I guess, even amoung X-E friends. Read the blog when it’s posted and all will be revealed….Mwah-hah-hah!

I watched a few minutes of The Office a while back for the first time cause I wanted to see what all the talk was about and I gotta say it was pretty good. I can’t say I’ve ever had that boss, but I’ve definetly had a female version of the guy from Office Space. She even started every sentence with “Yeah….”, and actually said, “….that would be greeeat” at the end. Sometimes I wondered if she ever watched the movie as some sort of dodgy reference and thought the whole act was funny, but she just didn’t strike me as being quite that clever. I think she really did just talk like that.

Something else I’m watching for the first time (as I type this) is Escape from New York. Yep, never seen it. Of course, Escape from LA is next, and I’ve never seen that one either. All hail Netflix.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/13/2007 10:17 PM


Escape from New York is getting remade, with Gerard Butler (aka King Leonidas) playing Snake Plisskin. Personally, I’m excited, even if Mr. Butler has a thick Scottish accent.

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 09/13/2007 10:58 PM


Yeah, I thought I had heard something about that. I don’t know if I can picture him as Snake, but we’ll see. I just hope they keep the eye patch. I wonder who will play Adrienne Barbeau’s part.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/13/2007 11:01 PM


Squee- yes that’s me. I am getting excited for the result of “the date” this season. And you mean the dollar bin at Target, right?

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/13/2007 11:10 PM


Oh man, y’all had to bring up Escape from New York. Am I the only one who can’t WAIT for the Death Proof DVD next week? I saw Vanishing Point for the first time the other weekend and I have a whole new appreciation for the ’70 Challenger.
Yup kb I meant at Target :D Magic Toy, I can’t wait either! I have to know what happened to Karen. Of course I’m curious about the results of the “date” too ;) The only show I’m close to as excited about is Dexter, and I don’t even have Showtime anymore :( . At least the first couple of eps already leaked.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/14/2007 1:46 AM


squee4242: Haha. In addition to The Office, the #2 show on my can’t wait to see list is Dexter. I loved the first season and had to buy the first two books that are available. That reminds me, doesn’t the third book come out very shortly? I think it does.

I’ll also be grabbing the Death Proof DVD next week too. So… you are definitely not alone.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 09/14/2007 2:51 AM


Man, sometimes I wish I could afford cable. I’ll just have to make do with watching TV constantly when I go visit my parents for Thanksgiving. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Moony @ 09/14/2007 4:46 AM


If you’re in the mood for a little Halloween nostalgia (and I know you are), “The Monster Squad” has been released in a 2-disc 20th anniversary edition. Actually it’s been out for a little over a month, but it got a huge write-up in the Oklahoma City newspaper this morning.

Chestnuts roasted by Saint @ 09/14/2007 8:00 AM


Those of you enamored with “Game Fuel” might enjoy today’s Penny Arcade comic:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 09/14/2007 9:52 AM


I am staying in tonight! It’s official. I’ve got Yankee fall candles and Army of Darkness is on AMC tonight at midnight. I invite everyone over to drink some JW Dundee beers and read old X-E articles from Halloweens past. It will be fun, I promise.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 09/14/2007 11:44 AM


Click on my name for what I think I might put in my front yard for Christmas!

Chestnuts roasted by spunkytexan @ 09/14/2007 4:14 PM


Corrected Link.
And I meant Halloween.

Geez you can tell it’s Friday, close to quitting time!

Chestnuts roasted by spunkytexan @ 09/14/2007 4:15 PM


It looks like Army of Darkness is on AMC at midnight. You are all invited over to my place for an X-E movie party. I’ve got beer!

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 09/14/2007 8:14 PM


yesterday, At target, I got Halloween socks. I am excited about them

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/15/2007 12:04 AM


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