X-Entertainment.com X-Entertainment.com A Proud UGO Affiliate
X-Entertainment loves Christmas and will not stop talking about it, ever.

You have never heard of Weird Ball figures and thus you do not care.

Sort of like less refined and more obscure Garbage Pail Kids, the Mel Apple company's Weird Ball series consisted of glossy, wacky trading cards with a definitive gross slant. Whereas GPK cards were mostly a free-for-all, Weird Ball seemed to fashion itself as some kind of parody sports set, with the nutty characters all being based on different kinds of athletes. Course, they took a few liberties. You were just as likely to find ninjas and bloody army dudes as baseball players.

I thought the line to be an immense failure at least in terms of sales, but it must've done okay considering the fact that there were a couple of different toys spun from the card series. In fact, if you look beyond the larger and now prohibitively pricey Weird Ball action figures, you'll find another set of playthings that could've given our old pink pals from M.U.S.C.L.E. a run for their money.


If the cards were an attempt to cash in on GPK's success, Weird Ball Mini Collectums were most definitely a vie to swipe some of the tiny toy pie from the M.U.S.C.L.E. collection, which debuted just a year earlier than these in 1985.

Even the package jokes about the figures' poor quality, but while they indeed fall short of M.U.S.C.L.E. in terms of the materials used, but I'm not so sure that they lack heart. Considering that you got twelve of these dudes for about the price of four M.U.S.C.L.E. figures, it wasn't such a bum deal at all.


I feel almost guilty saying this, and maybe it's just because the things are so fresh and new to me, but these Weird Ball figures seem almost as good as M.U.S.C.L.E. figures. Aside from the insane level of detail, they're just great characters. Everything from some kind of zombie sheriff to another guy who looks like a Madball with legs is represented, and I'm now totally convinced that I need to spend the evening carving them a miniature dollhouse out of soap and coconut shells.

When I think back, I have really vague recollections of other M.U.S.C.L.E. knockoff lines. We'd usually find them at pharmacies or lower end toy stores, and even if they weren't official, I loved 'em to death. Think I would've loved these to death, too. There's just something about action figures small enough to pocket in your cheek like a hamster on a grape.

Posted by Matt on 08/13/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 147 comments

I am a little young to remember either Wierd Balls or MUSCLE figures. Ironically enough, I would probably enjoy these more now than I would’ve when I was younger.

Chestnuts roasted by Thomas @ 08/13/2007 10:53 PM


Terror Claws: No, but I am gonna go back into the now-dead thread and add mine, because the story is just too good. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 08/13/2007 10:57 PM


Darth Poop + Cricket = That was my first thought as well- it sure look like that giant THING is coming from his groin area…

I love eating sandwiches and reading XE! It makes me very happy

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 08/13/2007 10:58 PM


Yo, Matt, if you get the chance, check your email for some educational goodness. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 08/13/2007 11:21 PM


mrjayberry you’re on littlerubberguys too? I used to be, way back in the day. Actually, I think I was just on there once, asking about little rubber ninja (plug the site :P ). Still, liked the place… actually I think I might be remembering the yahoo group more than the site. Still, liked both.

Anyways, these got me thinking about the Italian Exogini N.I.N.J.A. Damn I always wanted some of those!

Chestnuts roasted by Tutsuro @ 08/13/2007 11:32 PM


“Odd Ball” would have been a better-sounding name, but it must have already been copyrighted by something else.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 08/14/2007 12:50 AM


I posted this in the old thread by mistake. What am I smoking?

Oi. Another Wii Update. I actually have had it freeze up coming back from the Internet channel.

THANKS NINTENDO!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 08/14/2007 1:04 AM


Hi Tim! Welcome :)
I’m way excited for Smash Brothers Brawl too. That’s going to be some fun times, there.
I like that they’re called Collectums. It seems colloquial and folksy.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 08/14/2007 1:36 AM


I love the hamster/grape analogy. :) I’ve never heard of these figures before, but I never would’ve given them a second glance. I mean, they are pretty cool with their molded detailing, but… the fact that they are paintless, and the color of pencil erasers – well, that irks me. I’ve always been irked by non-painted figures. :| Dunno why.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 08/14/2007 3:09 AM


I remember owning viking/medieval knight M.U.S.C.L.E.-ish toys (or my sister did, and therefore, I owned them too). Actually, I managed to go through most of my childhood without seeing a single M.U.S.C.L.E. figurine. First, it was knockoffs. Eventually, I saw the real deal.

Chestnuts roasted by Dr. Acula @ 08/14/2007 6:00 AM


i’ll probably be sorry for asking, but that guy in the lower left corner – what the hell is that dangling between his legs?!

Chestnuts roasted by worldofbong @ 08/14/2007 7:52 AM


has anyonet tried those new oreo cake things? are they good?

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 08/14/2007 7:58 AM


I don’t know if this if from the same company, but I recall a toy line called Weird Balls that were actually balls. Yes, I know you probably think I’m thinkin of MadBalls, but these were made to rival that of MadBalls. I can’t remember what the name of the figure I received, but it was made from the same material as a madball and the graphic on the package indeed said “Weird Balls!”

Also, the cards Matt mentioned about depicting baseball but looking like Garbage Pail Kids, I recall a card series that were stickers and they depicted monsters playing baseball. I believe they were called “Awesome All-Stars” or something to that extent. Man, why do I have such clear vivid memories of some childhood moments but others I only have fragments?

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 08/14/2007 8:10 AM


Andrew yes, if you like Oreos, definitely try em. Soft and delicious. I think they even have the golden ones, but that could just be wishful thinking.

Ok guys. Darth, Cricket, Matt.. Ok, I can somewhat see the foot on that random fellow, but I’m still not understanding what that little nub is. It’s even more obvious in the top photo.

I’m loving the “our price REAL CHEAP!”.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 08/14/2007 9:29 AM


i wish nabisco would bring back oreo brownies, those things were amazing…. yawn, i’m so tired… i hate work OH so much.

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 08/14/2007 10:19 AM


I wish Boo Berry was easier to find. I’m tired of fighting Wal Mart crowds just for a box of blue deliciousness.

Andrew, I’m not sure if you’re an Oreo addict or anything, but have you tried the No Bake Oreo dessert? It’s fantastic! Best Oreo treat I’ve had.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 08/14/2007 10:55 AM


fistpittingnork: i am an oreo addict. i’ll eat absolutely anything oreo………haha.. i haven’t tried the no bake oreo dessert.. i’ll have to, asap.

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 08/14/2007 11:00 AM


I LOVED the M.U.S.C.L.E lines, and these guys would have fit in just fine next to them.

And if you say it is a foot, matt, OK, but he must be a 3 legged..

Chestnuts roasted by Trace @ 08/14/2007 11:03 AM


Yes, you must. Honestly I’m not a huge Oreo fan, chocolate just isn’t my favorite, but the no bake oreo dessert is one of the best pre/partial made desserts I’ve ever had.

That was a quick reply, you really must be bored at work. I am too, though. I’m tired, yet restless, as I’m super pumped about the Alice Cooper show tonight. All I want to do right now is pump my fist in the air to “I’m Eighteen”.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 08/14/2007 11:06 AM


i cant believe you’re going to see Alice Cooper tonight. your so incredibly lucky… sigh… so so so so so lucky! and yes, i’m SUPER-MEGA bored.. ugh.

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 08/14/2007 11:15 AM


whoa.. all those exclamation points stretched out the screen. sorry Matt..

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 08/14/2007 11:16 AM


“I wish Boo Berry was easier to find. I’m tired of fighting Wal Mart crowds just for a box of blue deliciousness.”

All hail Rite-Aid. All the monster cereals for $1.50 a box!

Also, forget Oreo brownies, they need to bring back double dipped oreos!

Chestnuts roasted by Toxikfoxx @ 08/14/2007 11:23 AM


Well I’ve never seen a Rite-Aid (locally) I could remember, so to verify, a zip code search of Oklahoma City turns up 0 results within a 100 mile radius. So Wal Mart is still the place for me, it seems.

Andrew yes, I’m so excited. I saw him back in September and this is probably going to be the same show (it IS the same opening local band) and I paid almost twice as much for tickets this time to get close to the front, but I don’t care!

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 08/14/2007 12:05 PM


What other monsters should have cereal? Creature from the Black Cherry Lagoon? Pinhead’s Ceno-Bites? Freddy’s Breakfast on Elm Street?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash vs the Phantom of the Oprah @ 08/14/2007 12:18 PM


Okay, if you’ll notice, the 3 legged dude is monkey-ish. I’m pretty sure the thing in the middle is his other hand. He’s got it on the ground to support himself during his kick.

I durno.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 08/14/2007 12:28 PM


Add A New Comment!