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Summer Megaparty: Cloverfield Mania.

I'm obsessing over this new movie, Cloverfield. I'm not sure what I can say about it without spoiling something or another, so I'll push the rest after the jump.

If you've seen Transformers, you've probably seen the trailer. (1-18-08, yadda yadda yadda.) Shrouded in mystery and swirling with rumors, this much would at least seem to be true: It's a giant monster movie, shot on handhelds with a "realistic" style, and it ain't Godzilla.

Smartly, the marketing has very intentionally kept everyone in the dark about the film's nuances. Specifically, we don't know what the monster is going to be. While various early rumors were totally far-fetched by any stretch (Come on, did anyone really believe this was going to be a live action Voltron film?), others seemed a little more grounded in reality. Some reports have claimed that the monster was named "Parasite." Others say that "Parasite" was just the production nickname for an as-of-yet-unnamed creature. Others say that the "Parasite" name is totally unfounded on all fronts.

And I kind of hope it is, because I hear "Parasite," and I think "giant bug." It's much, much easier to make a realistic monster-sized movie bug than, say, a realistic monster-sized movie wolf, but I'm really hoping it's closer to the latter. Giant bugs and giant lizards are great, but I'm praying for something different.


I want that monster to be a mammal. I want it to have a scary lion head, vaguely defined wings and oil-stained paws. None of these wishes will be granted, but this is what has people talking about Cloverfield: Everyone had their own vision of what the big bad guy is going to look like.

It could be dangerous for the film to have this much hype when it's still so many months away. Look at Snakes on a Plane. It did okay, but people have their limits when it comes to staying amped. I've been looking for more info on the movie on a daily basis, but will I be doing that in four months? Doubtful. From what I can gather, it's a film I'll like, but I'll probably never like it more than I do right now -- before I have any opportunity to blow money on it.

That aside, I think Cloverfield, or whatever it's going to be called, is a terrific concept. While the trends and traits of pop culturedom over the past decade have seeped into the horror market and reshaped that genre to a degree, this is something new. The modernized giant monster movie.

The modernized giant monster lion with wings movie.

Click here to visit the official site, which informs you of absolutely nothing but will still manage to get your juices flowing.

Posted by Matt on 07/27/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 73 comments

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Chestnuts roasted by Bucko @ 07/28/2007 11:05 AM


The line up for the Simpsons movie last night were just TOO long to even think about it…plus, I worked until 10, so I don’t think they had a show late enough for me to see anyways.

I know if I wait too long, all the jokes will be ruined, but I think I will wait until August and see Simpsons when I am in Michigan! It would be cool to see a movie in the USA…I wonder what strange theater snack they will have….are their ushers scarier than ours? Do they charge $10 for a movie, too?? Oh, the excitement!

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 07/28/2007 11:13 AM


Muppet Baby, while I can’t really say for New England, none of the theaters down here in the grand old state of Texas have ushers. There’s people to give you your ticket, people to tear your ticket, and then you’re on your own. And concessions here are really expensive. Last night I paid $4 for Reece’s Pieces.

According to the short blurb on Wiki about “Cloverfield,” it is not a “colossal Asian robot” (:() or “parasite” movie. So it may be some sort of giant mammal monster….

(Sorry I went kinda overboard with the formatting this time around)

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 07/28/2007 11:38 AM


Keep in mind the main character is going to work in Japan, and how he’s working for the Japanese company “Slusho”.
(Slusho.co.jp is a viral site for the movie), so I think this may be another American remake of a Japanese monster movie. GAMERA MAYBE?ZOMGZOMGZOMG!

Chestnuts roasted by TRUKK NOT MUNKY @ 07/28/2007 12:05 PM


Last post for this entry, I swear. Just went to the Slusho site and yes, I did remember that the guy is working in Japan. That’s why I thought Mothra at first. =P It said something about a tiny fish drinking a lot of a special ingredient in the ocean and becoming a giant whale. Are there any giant whale monsters from Japan? But why would a Japanese monster come all the way around the continent to New York…? Anyway, who else is going to get a Slusho t-shirt? You can’t drink just six!

(My reasoning is that if you buy the shirt, you’re somewhat funding the movie.)

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 07/28/2007 12:46 PM


Gamera?
GAMERA?
Gamera, who’s really neat?
Gamera, who’s full of meat?
We all love you, Gam-mer-aaaaa!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/28/2007 12:49 PM


This couldn’t be any more off topic but I just came across the original Good Morning Miss Bliss intro which later became Saved By the Bell. Man, what a crappy song but I always wondered what it was like. Now I can sleep tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by kingchachi @ 07/28/2007 1:22 PM


I went to see The Simpsons Movie last night. It was the second-to-last showing of the night, and the theater was still so packed, my two sisters and I had to sit in the front row, dead center. I think I’ll wait to see if Matt does a blog post about the movie before I explain why I personally thought the movie was just okay; good, but noty great.

Chestnuts roasted by Thomas @ 07/28/2007 1:48 PM


—-”Did anyone see foreign film monster film that recently came out on DVD called “The Host.” Not scary at all (but then again, I can’t really think of a big creature movie that was scary, they usually just end up being fun) but is a nice way to pass two hours. ”

I really liked The Host, and when I first heard of this, was afraid it was a remake since we’ve been stealing every other good Korean or Chinese film lately (Departed anyone?)

It’s not gamera, because Kodokawa or whatever is still keeping tight reigns on that right off of Gamera: Little Braves.

I do wish SOMEONE would do a Godzilla or Gamera at least on the same quality level as Gamera 3 from 1999 (If you like those kind of movies, and haven’t seen that one, it’s pretty much the standard) But I fear that’s a long way off.

Maybe it’s a remake of Gappa The Triphibian Monster, or Gailala, or Yog, Monster From Space, or something else so obscure that only 10% of the money paying population even knows it’s a remake.

In any case I’m not thrilled, America has never done giant monsters right. King Kong was a fluke, and even with Peter Jackson on it, it couldn’t be duplicated, because it was no longer a giant monster movie.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 07/28/2007 2:10 PM


In all actuality it’s a movie solely based around the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man…

Chestnuts roasted by Josh St. @ 07/28/2007 2:24 PM


Mother Pus Bucket!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/28/2007 2:34 PM


“What did you do Ray?”

Thomas: I’m expecting the same from the Simpson’s movie. Nothing great but I feel I owe it to one of the icons of my generation.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 07/28/2007 2:51 PM


I don’t know if this was obvious to everyone else. But I have been following 1-18-08 since I saw Transformers opening night. and I just realized that on the website you can Flip the Photos Over!

http://www.1-18-08.com you can drag the photos around, but you can also flip them over and look at the backs.

Chestnuts roasted by Joker @ 07/28/2007 3:03 PM


I think it would be awesome if this was Voltron. Think about it for a second, the trailer has this feel to it like it’s party time and we are just joking around talking to friends and then boom, chaos. Then the statue of liberty head hits and it cuts. What if the next trailer of the movie is something like that, except instead of it cutting and leaving the viewer wondering what is going on, the Voltron music cuts in, DOOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO!!!!!! At the same time we see Voltron flying overhead with his huge badass sword in hand(no homo).

Chestnuts roasted by Tenacious Tate @ 07/28/2007 3:51 PM


When I saw the trailer with a friend, I caught the words “Bad Robot” during the credit flash at the end of it. We just assumed that was the title of the movie. for whatever its worth.

Chestnuts roasted by crazycraig @ 07/29/2007 8:21 AM


So Matt, where is your Transformers review? As long of a history as you, and this site, have with the franchise, I kind of expected one by now.

Chestnuts roasted by 037 @ 07/29/2007 2:17 PM


as much as I’d like to see a giant, evil Wuzzle smash New York, I severely doubt that Matt’s idea is gonna be the one in the movie. While I do admit it’s possible, I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Though mostly I just wanted to say “Giant, Evil Wuzzle”.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 07/29/2007 3:39 PM


(Bad Robot is the name of the production company)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242, who has seen it pop up after LOST enough times to know. @ 07/29/2007 4:22 PM


Hey, I just got back from Comic Con and saw J.J. Abrams talk briefly on this movie. I also got a poster and a Slusho t-shirt, and now I know what the hell Slusho is thanks to this blog! ;D Anyone want first dibs before the items go up on ebay?

Chestnuts roasted by Ariel @ 07/29/2007 5:30 PM


That official movie site was pointless.

As for the 1998 Godzilla movie, some may say it sucked, but compared to other Godzilla movies? Seriously?

Chestnuts roasted by meepy @ 07/30/2007 10:16 AM


Parasite Eve

(…i wish…)

Chestnuts roasted by ZB @ 07/30/2007 12:42 PM


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