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Summer Megaparty: Summer, 1992!

Remembering my foolproof loophole of not needing to add new content to the blog when I post a regular X-E article, I'm here to tell you that I'm only here to tell you something.


I came across a collage I drew and colored in 1992, evidently encapsulating all that was holy about that year's summer vacation. In this article, I break down the contents of said collage and figure out why each element meant enough to me to be worth drawing.

After spending over a month writing about whatever, the Summer Megaparty finally gets summery. Only, I guess it's not the Summer Megaparty getting summery, since this is a "regular" article. Ah...well, something's getting summery.

Posted by Matt on 07/25/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 130 comments

Okay, now that I’ve read the article, I’m fully willing to tell about MY summer of ’92. I’m pretty certain I spent most of it playing SNES games and betting with my dad on the World Series… If I won, I would’ve gotten a Megazord(the original one). If I lost, my allowance got cut in half. I won :)

I also remember heading up north to visit some relatives or other… I think it was my half-brother and his kids. I DO remember that it was the last time I saw them… ah well.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 07/25/2007 1:52 AM


Matt!
Have I told you lately that I love you? This article was wonderful- easily top ten for me. Articles/blogs about things you did as a kid are always my favorites because I can really relate to them. (This one was really hilarious, too- always a plus.) I echo (most of) Magic Toy’s sentiments above. (Now I’ve got the warm fuzzies.) You must have been an awesome kid. :) Great idea to draw a collage, too, past Matt- I wish that thought entered my mind at some time. All the summer collages probably would have looked the same for me- I did the same stuff every year.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 07/25/2007 1:53 AM


I also echo everyone elses sentiments about their favorite articles being the ones that peer into your life. Whether it’s about vacations, Wildwood,or something like this article.

I also agree with Kid Nicky that you should REALLY publish a book.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 07/25/2007 1:57 AM


Great article Matt! I remember I took my first trip to Las Vegas in 1992. Maybe I saw you there! I was 13 and it was also my first plane trip. We stayed at the Excalibur also. That trip was pretty memorable, for the above mentioned items, and because I had the whole hotel on lock down when my mom thought I was missing. My mom and grandma were gambling in the casino and I got bored sitting on the steps waiting for them, so I went down to the arcade. I didn’t think I was gone for very long, but when I came up the stairs the was security and police all over the place and they’re talking to my mom. When she saw me, she starts freaking out and hugging me for what seemed like an eternity. Then I had to go up to the room for a talking to. The next morning people were asking my grandma if they found her grandson. No wonder they had a hard time finding me, they were looking for a boy! I didn’t hear the pages over the PA system, who can hear those things with all the noise? Sorry, for the long post.

Chestnuts roasted by Donata05 @ 07/25/2007 2:04 AM


I told Matt to publish a book awhile ago, and not only that, I offered to compile and edit it for him, and pointed him to websites that publish for free. He told me an X-E book is one of his plans for the future, but also of the distant future. In short, we may get it yet, but not tomorrow.

Okay, now that I’ve read the article, I’m fully willing to tell about MY summer of ’92. I’m pretty certain I spent most of it playing SNES games and betting with my dad on the World Series… If I won, I would’ve gotten a Megazord(the original one). If I lost, my allowance got cut in half. I won.

DocDragon: you really couldn’t get a Megazord in 1992. Not even in the summer of 1993, unless you count late August, as they rushed the MMPR toys out before the show began.

During my summer of ’92, I remember doing a lot of camping, and there’s probably more too, which is why I need my own 1992 crudely-drawn art mural.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 07/25/2007 2:11 AM


Hmm…Summer of ’92/.

I was 5 then. so I don’t really remember any specific details. Good chance I went to Ustate NY that year.

And I agree with Matt publishing a book.

I also think that he should take a note from the Fark book and add our comments to each section he writes.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 07/25/2007 2:13 AM


Reminds me of a big notebook full of drawings I have in my sock drawer. Probably since 92. I was five, and the best thing in there is a sword I drew after playing The Legend of Zelda for too much. Funny thing is, I kept updating it for years and years to come. There’s all sorts of crap drawn in there, like Sonic with a red circle where his feet should be.

That was probably also when I first learned how to swim. The neighborhood pool’s “parking lot” was made out of razor sharp rocks. I never wore water socks because they’re uncomfortable (my feet are really wide) and I thought they looked goofy and it wasn’t until about a year ago that I started to wear sandals because of how bad they made my feet smell. Good times.

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 07/25/2007 2:24 AM


Summer of ’92 was a great summer -at the time- for reasons too many to list. Plus, it most likely wouldn’t be as big of a deal to anyone but me.

Matt I rarely say this…but this is one of, if not the, favorite post of the summer so far. Thanks for sharing yourself to help us all connect through sharing ourselves….

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 07/25/2007 2:51 AM


Oh, and in case no one noticed it previously, we just saw the legendary genesis of the Tah-Mahat here.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 07/25/2007 3:03 AM


Damn. I meant “Taj-mahat.”

Stupid me for being distracted by watching Jaws II, soon to be followed by Jaws III.

God I love this place.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 07/25/2007 3:06 AM


I had a dream about the Taj-mahat the other night.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 07/25/2007 3:42 AM


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm catfish…..

*drools*

I love it

YAY for summer!!!

I just wish Wales wasn’t covered in rain… :(

:(

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Chestnuts roasted by Steffano @ 07/25/2007 3:51 AM


I hate to post too many messages in one comment section, but I had to post this for those of you who may not have seen it yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYzRanykbQ

Imagine the the G1 Transformer Soundwave trying to deal with a regular life after the success he would have had during the 1980s, the brief flirtation of what could be with the news that a new TF film was being made, and the inevitable disappointment he must have felt when the producer’s decided to cast different… err… robots.

I was laughing out loud at this video. I hope some of you will get a kick out of it.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 07/25/2007 3:54 AM


I was at the Taj Mahal this weekend first time since I was like 12. it still looked the same for the most part except the whole second floor is now looking like a fancy mall food court.

Dinosaur Beach from Wildwood back in the day is now part of the Steel Pier. They got the dino’s and the bumper cars that still say Dinosaur Beach all over them. It’s like the ghosts of summer past and summer present had a bastard child…yes i am aware I mentioned this previously but hell old ass dinosaur statues migrating up NJ is worth repeating.

Chestnuts roasted by Danny J @ 07/25/2007 3:56 AM


Let’s see. In ’92 I was 10. I remember going to a fleamarket with the Colonel, one that we went to for several years running. That’s it for now.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 07/25/2007 6:03 AM


No, that’s not right. We didn’t meet til we were 12. What’s wrong with my brain today?

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 07/25/2007 6:04 AM


Matt, I totally dig what you’re saying about Jaws in the pool. I had the same phobia. Jesus, I wouldn’t take a shit without an escort in 1980, because I thought he pull some Jaws II action and bite my ass off. That, and the episode of Manimal (or was it a commercial), where he turns into a shark in a pool f’d me up. Look, I’m a unitard!

Chestnuts roasted by Richard @ 07/25/2007 7:44 AM


AWESOME Article Matt…Would love to be 13 again!

Chestnuts roasted by Gregor! @ 07/25/2007 8:25 AM


RAVAGE!!!! Get off the couch!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 07/25/2007 8:32 AM


This post is an example of what makes this site so great. Just awesome. Makes one long to be young again to even have the time to make such a collage.

Chestnuts roasted by strugglingwriter @ 07/25/2007 8:59 AM


Let’s see…1992. That was about four years before my cousin and I made the transition from children to farm equipment. That was a pretty good summer. Since I grew up on a farm, there was an awesome junkyard of rusting farm equipment just out back of my house, and we were getting old enough to vanish out there all day without anyone getting worried about us. I believe this was the era after our first clubhouse (fashioned of fifty gallon barrels, cinder blocks, and sheet metal) was blown to pieces over the winter, but before we made our third clubhouse inside a junked combine harvester. The combine fortress was named Salamandastron, and since that book came out in hardcover in 1992, we probably didn’t get our hands on it until the following school year.

So we were probably based in one of the old pig shelters, which was basically a twenty-foot steel fertilizer tank cut in half and laid on its side. Not a bad clubhouse when you’re less than four feet tall, but it did retain a rather distressing odor.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 07/25/2007 10:02 AM


Matt, I would buy an X-E book too, and force all my friends to get one as well! One caveat: it’s addictive! I’m starting my second one now, and will probably do more…

I remember making tv shows when I was a kid! My friends and I filmed a 30 minute sketch comedy show for public access, although we only made 10 episodes, and they only played one of them, it was still pretty cool at the time! Man, I hadn’t thought of that in years!!! Thanks Matt!!! :)

Chestnuts roasted by DrSketch @ 07/25/2007 10:25 AM


Summer of 92, I was going on 10. It was the summer my family and I took a month long vacation doing a million random things like camping in Missouri, visiting family I’ve never met in northern Indiana, spending time in Chicago, and even more camping.

I also experienced the wonder that is a VHS camcorder. My brothers and our friends would set it up on the tripod, turn off the lights in the room, and using only the light from the camera, we would all play COPS. We thought the dark enviroment that surrounded us, lit up only by a small patch of camera spot light, made it look like headlights of a cop car. After all the perps where cuffed (using tube socks, NES controller cords, belts, etc…) the cops would all stand in a circle and talk about the arrest just like they did on the TV show. We thought we were something.

Fireworks were legal in my city, and my with dad becoming an overgrown kid around the 4th, we always had hundreds of dollars of fireworks, it was heaven for a young boy.

Summers were all just about to same for me back then. 3 months of bike riding with friends, neighborhood baseball games, hunting for turtles, snakes, horny toads, and fighting wild bugs. My friends and I would eat have 30 minutes or an hour or something to go collect a bug we thought would dominate anything the other could’ve put up against it. I always picked these giant yellow and black caterpillars because on my block, they could only be found in one of the trees in my back yard. Though they looked extremely intimidating, nothing EVER happened. We would try to fight all sorts of bugs and they would never go at it, even after we closed the lid on the fighting ring (shoebox) and shook it side to side.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 07/25/2007 10:51 AM


Matt, I agree with you and Richard…the Jaws in the pool thing used to creep me out like crazy. Especially if I was swimming and no one was home.

Chestnuts roasted by Jay @ 07/25/2007 11:44 AM


In ’92 I was only eleven so my summer was spent obsessing over soccer. For those of you that don’t know, soccer is my favorite sport, and although my days of playing competitively are long over, I still ref from time to time for extra cash.

Now that I think about it, I think ’92 was the year my best friend called me every morning at like 7am to come over to play basketball. It was really hot, even for NY’s steamy summers, so it was like already 80 when we woke up. We’d play all day. Since I’m (relatively) tall and athletic, I’d school all the neighborhood kids.

RewolfJ: In every boy’s life, there’s a summer of ’92.

Truer words were never spoken.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 07/25/2007 11:46 AM


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