Sorry, yesterday was just one of those days, and I didn’t feel like making an entry just to say that. I’m also going to blitz through today’s entry, as I’ve stumbled onto enough material for a full-length article and want to get as much of it done this afternoon as possible.
Grow-In-Water toys have really evolved into something special in recent years, expanding in size, color and general awesomeness. Such toys were formerly mundane and almost always generic, but as you can see above, today’s options are limitless. Even in their small, original shapes, Humble Bumble and King Kong look so great that I’m halfway tempted to just leave them like that. After all, the exquisite detail work will certainly be diminished once I drop these fuckers in water to swell overnight.
On the other hand, both packages claim that the creatures will grow up to 600% larger if left to drench for 72 hours. Kong is already almost two inches tall, and the thought of owning a sopping wet, foot-long gorilla makes 72 hours sound like a lifetime. In Bumble’s case, I just want to see how his individually painted teeth and jarringly blue mouth look after a three-day swim.
There was more than a small part of me wanting to put Kong and Bumble in one single container, as such efforts would surely deliver some kind of mutant, hybrid, Brundlefly-esque monstrosity in the realm of outsider art. But I have far too much love for King Kong and Humble Bumble to subject them to such psychophysical torments.
Various dictionaries tell me that “psychophysical” means “the time required for the mind to transform a sensory impression into a motor impulse,” but since it’s just so obvious that it should really mean “affecting mind and body.” I’m hereby redefining the word and rallying the like-minded to my cause.
When my pals are done growing, I’ll show you the results. Meantime, you can grow (ha!) more acquainted with Grow-In-Water toys with my old review of the Gremlins Water Hatchers.
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.. here i thought that Matt missed his deadline since it’s 12:21am. I keep forgetting that I’m Atlantic time here in Canuckland so he’s still an hour behind
Be sure to let me know what you thought when you’re done. Not now though, because LJ is down (I guess I jinxed it earlier). It took me about eight hours to read Book 7, but I think I’m a pretty fast reader and of course I was highly motivated. 
I just wish Tobe Hooper would team up with Steven Spielberg to do a well made horror movie. I hate remakes of classics. If it isn’t broke, there is no need to fix it.
I am almost mad at the fact they are putting a cause to Micheal Myers from an abusive childhood. Magic Toy, DannyJ ,Cameron T and Dallasmovie are right on. What made Halloween different was the lack of motive. He came home….and killed everyone. That is scary.