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07/16/2007: Summer Megaparty: Chief Pensive Vs. Pollution!

Woodsy Owl has fought against pollution ever since the early ’70s, but the war on litter is not a battle one owl can win alone. There have been innumerable public service ads reminding folks to put their trash in the proper receptacles, and for what amounts to a pretty simple and direct message, such PSAs sometimes took a pretty surreal approach in delivering it.


This one is a downright weird (and oft parodied) example. In it, a Native American in full traditional garb walks the busy streets of a bustling city, and he’s in no mood to impress you with tomahawk pantomimes or rain dance tutorials. Instead, Chief Pensive walks with purpose, dumbstruck by the total disregard we filthy Americans have for our own land.

After filling a burlap sack with discarded trash, our friend approaches the freeway to reflect upon the state of the nation as cars zip by. Then, in one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in public service announcement history, a passenger in a speeding car throws what appears to be an entire bag of trash out the side window, which manages to fly all the way over to Chief Pensive and explode at his feet. And just to make sure the line between “fairly humorous” to “hysterical” is crossed, the Native American stares a hole through the camera lens, as we zoom in to reveal what would become television’s most dramatic teardrop from that point all the way up to when Sinéad O’Connor would not and could not compare anything to you.

The PSA is obviously well-meaning, but looking at it through today’s PC eyes, you can’t help but wait for it to cut away from the crying Indian to the logo and 800 number for Geico. Click here to give it a look.


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Discussion Thread: 127 comments

Wow. This one brings back memories. All I’ll say is I remember watching this one on TV several times when I was a kid. I think it had more impact back at that time. Today? Well, it seems a little different.

Ghosted by Doug @ 07/17/2007 1:29 AM EDT


I also saw all of the parodies before seeing this but I knew when watching the parodies that they were parodies of some long ago thing not just of each other. Also definitely saw Space Balls before Star Wars.

I am not 1/anythingth Native American since my family wasn’t even in this country until 40 years ago but there is a good chance I am 1/4 Native Romanian and 1/4th Native Polish…

Once again congrats to mals…heh

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 1:31 AM EDT


Sorry to double post but it was supposed to be to the mals…proofread like 5 times and still messed that up.

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 1:36 AM EDT


Don’t most PSA’s fall into the well-meaning, but cheesy category anyway? I’d rather watch Mr. Pensive than ANY of those annoying, headache-inducing TRUTH ads. Now those are ads that need to be parodied.

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 07/17/2007 1:45 AM EDT


I fricking HATE the “truth” ads. They’re so pretentious and overzealous that it almost makes me want to smoke a cigarette just to spite them. Except not really, because I’ve tried smoking and it sucks.

I really need to go to sleep.

Ghosted by Annette @ 07/17/2007 1:46 AM EDT


We need more commercials like this now, to me the music makes it seem like an action movie; this commercial would still to this day be powerful and moving if not for the announcer or music. Just my take on it.

Ghosted by Stephen @ 07/17/2007 1:47 AM EDT


This unit plan is crap. I still have to finish it. Like by 7.

Ghosted by Knegative @ 07/17/2007 1:51 AM EDT


Oh crap kneg good luck with that thing

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 1:56 AM EDT


truthteller

What do I, and the others, possibly have to gain by lying about something like this? Sorry that I am not “registered” anywhere like you are.

You are awfully judgmental of people you have never met.

Ghosted by Magic Toy @ 07/17/2007 2:05 AM EDT


was it the Krusty comeback special episode where Bette Midler throws a can back at a litterer (sp?) which forces him to swerve off the road/cliff and explode on impact?

“I’ll get you for this, Bette Midleerrrrrr!!!” And then the pickup swerves off the road and crashes into a mountain. I’m even of enough of a geek to remember that the car was red.

That was “Krusty Gets Kancelled,” the classic finale to the 4th Season.

phunqsauce, it was the episode where Springfield’s landfill had become too stuffed so they moved the entire town a few miles over. Homer throws something out of his car’s window, which lands at the Native’s feet. A single tear drops, and his friend says “Do yourself a favor, don’t look over there.” (at the trash-ridden Springfield) The screen fades to black and you can hear a scream.

This was from the 200th episode, “Trash of The Titans.”

At what first seemed like a really farfecthed ending for the show (moving the entire town 5 miles away due to all of the abandoned mines overflowing with garbage), it ends with that classic gag. After the screen, the first native tells the screamer “I told you not to turn around.”

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 07/17/2007 2:28 AM EDT


After the screen, the first native tells the screamer “I told you not to turn around.”

Er, that’s supposed to be “scream.”

The Simpsons Geek strikes again!

Oh, and the next Comedy Central Roast will be for Flavor Flav. Kickass. For it to truly be awesome, it must have the following show up:

1) The rest of Public Enemy
2) Brigitte Nielson and/or any of the other people that were on the season of Surreal Life with him.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 07/17/2007 2:32 AM EDT


hey Magic Toy I used to work at a Cemetary for almost a year, and we put out trash cans around the fence by the trees for people to throw away flowers and trash that we monthly or so went around all afternoon and emptied them. There was this one can about 100 feet away from the office and there was a dumpster there. I was working on something don’t remember what, and these people emptied out trash from their car into the trash can, went into their car, and then drove a slight ways forward to the office and stopped to go to the bathroom. That pissed me off because they could of threw it all into the dumpster and saved us the step!! Even though they didn’t know any better.

and phunqsauce There was an episode you described yes that was the Krusty comeback special episode, different then the episode they spoofed this commerical.

And I like the Truth PSA’s. I like how they stick it to the big tobacco companies even though cigerette smokers are probably lowering now aren’t they?

Ghosted by Goob @ 07/17/2007 2:39 AM EDT


anyother insomniacs up and about?

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 4:02 AM EDT


In the immortal words of Henry Rollins:

Sleep is for lightweights.

Ghosted by Fungusmungus @ 07/17/2007 4:20 AM EDT


haha right on fungus…just found transformers (the new one) on joox sounds a little ahead and behind of the picture but still watchable will be doin that til its over

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 4:28 AM EDT


Well that was pretty good for a Michael Bay film based on something…

Anyone still alive?

Ghosted by Danny J @ 07/17/2007 6:30 AM EDT


Well since we’re talking about heritage I guess I’ll chime in that I’m mainly Pennsylvania Dutch and Welsh, making me about the whitest person ever. Also this one time an older guy friend of mine had his son come up to him asking what heritage they were because he was supposed to discuss it in class the next day. I think he was in second grade. So my friend told him they were both of lesbian decent. He got a very angry call from the principal the next day.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 07/17/2007 7:20 AM EDT


Morning! Up for work, I am. *Sigh*

Glad I’m not the only one to see Spaceballs before Star Wars!

3 days until the big midnight Harry Potter party at the bookstore…I personally typed up 82 Harry Potter trivia questions last night.

Ghosted by Muppet Baby @ 07/17/2007 7:20 AM EDT


I saw Spaceballs b4 SW too, and Muppet Babies when they had Jabba the Hutt on b4 that!

Trees, trees, from the Arber Day Foundation, spread the word across the nation about TREES!

Trees are delicious! HehhehHOOOOO

Ghosted by flabslapper @ 07/17/2007 7:49 AM EDT


Woo, genealogy thread! I’m about 3/4 German, 1/8 English and 1/8, yes, Cherokee. The interesting thing is that my cousin tried to apply for financial aid on that fraction, only to find that Great Grandma was listed in all official records as “Black Irish” because Great Grandad was embarrassed. Thanks a lot, old man.

The only really famous ancestor we’ve been able to turn up is Henry Clay, as well as a couple of nautical knights back in Jolly Old England. My dad and my grandpa both have Henry Clay’s profile to a scary extent, but in me it’s been mostly washed out by waves of Teutonic blood.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 07/17/2007 8:19 AM EDT


Those “Truth” commercials piss me off, not just because they’re so self-righteous, but because a number of the figures they like to quote are inaccurate, exagerrated, or just plain incorrect. For a company that claims to be interested in the truth, they sure don’t like to tell it….

Count me as someone who saw Spaceballs before Star Wars, Waynes World 2 before Crying Indian PSA; I love parody movies, and I’m not ashamed. :)

Ghosted by Dr Sketch @ 07/17/2007 8:30 AM EDT


Wow, I have a very boring ancestry. 1/2 English 1/2 Welsh, yep. If this counts my husbands great great uncle was J.L Kraft, the man who invented Velveeta Cheese!

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 07/17/2007 9:56 AM EDT


Hey, another 1/16 Cherokee here. That is really weird. There must be a conspiracy.

Really enjoying the Summer Megaparty. Not a weak entry yet.

Went to Ozzfest last Thursday. If you’re into metal heads and methheads, this is definitely the place for you. I’m not huge into the black metal, but it was fun. But I’m not here to review the concert. What’s pertanent to XE is that they showed the full trailer for Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake. I haven’t seen this one online yet. It looks pretty good. Faithful to the original, but ratcheting up the creep factor. Plus, this is the best looking Michael Myers since the original, in my opinion anyway. I thought the 90’s sequels’ version of Michael was pretty lame.

Anyway, it’s pertinant because it combines two great XE traditions, the Summer Megaparty and Halloween, since it’s being released on August 31st.

I’m pretty sure it’s going to fall far short of the original Halloween, but I liked House Of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects, so I’m looking forward to it.

Ghosted by Chris Martin @ 07/17/2007 11:11 AM EDT


My ancestry is pretty boring as well. I’m about 3/4 German and 1/4 French. I’ve been told that I am distantly related to Jesse James, though I have my doubts. The source of that information, my grandfather, also had me and my brother convinced at the age of 6 that there was no Easter bunny but in fact a Black Cat that delivered all those Easter eggs. I still remember that some of his proof included those damn batteries. My mom was not happy…

Ghosted by Wenthral @ 07/17/2007 11:15 AM EDT


Annette – Good idea. I’d definitely go with blogspot. And my husband is always griping about the pretentiousness of the truth ads…they bug me, but I just mute them.

My ancestry is pretty ambiguous, I should get on that. I know I’m at least partly Swiss, and Native American… I’ve been called Irish (untrained eyes, I suspect) on many occasions – most notably by creepy men.

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 07/17/2007 11:46 AM EDT


Well, I’m not Native at all, but I am 1/2 Dutch. Also, 1/8 English, 1/8 Swedish, 1/16 Irish, 1/16 French, and some other stuff.

But more importantly – I’m 19 today!!! I can now legally buy and consume alcohol. WOOHOO!

Ghosted by Frakkyfire @ 07/17/2007 11:47 AM EDT


Well I am 1/4 Navajo and thanks to that little number I get exempted from a lot of things at university that other people are not exempt from. Other than the 1/4 Navajo I am English and Irish. In fact I am the only person in my family with pale skin and blue eyes…makes for a fun stick out at the family reunions.

Ghosted by rimmie @ 07/17/2007 12:00 PM EDT


*beating on table in “Hollywood Indian” fashion*
Hey! How-are-ya?
Hey! How-are-ya?
Hey! How-are-ya?
Hey! How-are-ya?
From the land of sky blue waters, (wa-ters!)….
*record scratch*

Heh-heh, sorry ’bout that. Got my metaphors mixed up again.

Ghosted by kingklash and the deadblow hammer @ 07/17/2007 12:09 PM EDT


The first screen shot profile looks like Michael Richards (Kramer) to me. That makes me laugh even more!

Knegative…not to ask a stupid question but what exactly IS a unit plan? Perhaps we can be of some assistance with it in the future? If we get your homework done faster we can play outside longer! :-)

Ghosted by Cricket @ 07/17/2007 12:23 PM EDT


Wow. I have such a boring geneology. I’m just plain Colombian, born here in the states. The closest I get to any Native American blood is on my moms side, where her family was Chibchi Indians, who were probably raped by the Conquestadors. Kind of sad to think that I might owe my existence to some plunderin’ and pillagin’. My father’s side is from Colombia, but going way back, originally from Spain. So I’m basically 100% Colombian, like the coffee, and almost as brown.

I hate those truth commercials also. I have nothing against smokers, but it’s not like people don’t know what that stuff does to you. If that’s what they want to put into their bodies, let them. It’s their money and their lives.

Bill Three’s Company is a great show. Whatever you do however, stay away from Three’s a Crowd, or it may ruin the whole thing for you…

Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 07/17/2007 12:33 PM EDT


I have an xanga that I consistently updated while I was in college like twice a week with whatever the heck was on my mind. I knew alot of people on there and had a nice little circle of friends….then I graduated from college and stopped updating it regularly. Now I finally have consistent internet access again and wouldn’t you know it but just about everyone I knew on xanga is gone or doesn’t update anymore. The question by jessica Marie also made me think about what to do now. My Space seems too “desperately seeking a sex partner-ish.” What about

Ghosted by Lammy742 @ 07/17/2007 12:34 PM EDT


Darth Galvatron:

One way to look at it is that on your moms side your family was Spanish and that they probably raped a buncha natives. Though I cant see why that would make you feel better.

Ghosted by meepy @ 07/17/2007 12:41 PM EDT


Hey, was there a MySpace group for X-E? I know that most people on here may not like it, but I thought it came up before.

Oh, and I litter as often as possible to see how many Native Americans on the side of the road I can get to cry. I know my mom does when I do…

>=P

Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 07/17/2007 12:42 PM EDT


meepy It doesn’t, but good try though. Although, it would be awesome if that were the case.

>=)

Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 07/17/2007 12:49 PM EDT


The original Truth commercials–which I think were initially local to south Florida ’cause some kids from our high school were in them–were decent. Just kids sitting around, calling tobacco executives and talking about how smoking sucks. Very low budget, sorta clever, not bad. I agree that kids probably shouldn’t smoke (their initial target) but now the commercials are just…weird.

Can I just say I love the fact that X-E has a token full-blood Native American? Thanks, kinglash!

I’m half Vietnamese and half European mutt (German, English, Irish, you name it). My brothers and I are constantly bombarded with people saying, “So…what are you?” Besides the question being worded rudely, we usually make them guess. I’ve heard everything from Filipino to Eskimo, with Hispanic often tossed into the mix as well. Yay, multi-racial!

Ghosted by purplegirl247 @ 07/17/2007 12:55 PM EDT


Jessica Marie: I love the knitting! I wish I had the patience to acquire your skills, but I can only handle scarves and blankets. Everyone in my family has at least one hand-made scarf. I guess I should take a class.

Ghosted by heeree @ 07/17/2007 1:25 PM EDT


They used to show this PSA on Nick at Night in the mid 90’s.

It scared me to death when I was little. I mean, if this commercial came on, I turned from ‘having fun watching I Love Lucy’ to ‘OMG! WORLD IS ENDING!!’. No idea why, it just scared the bejeesus out of me.

Ghosted by Aza @ 07/17/2007 1:31 PM EDT


they spoofed this at the end of Waynes World 2 as well as that simpsons episode where they move the whole town because of the trash problem i think???

anyways sorry if someone else has already mentioned this, i’m @ work and don’t have time to read all the comments! peace

Ghosted by Gweff @ 07/17/2007 1:35 PM EDT


heeree – knittinghelp.com is the best resource ever. My sister taught me how to knit, purl, cast on and cast off, but everything else I taught myself, mostly from watching the knitting help videos or consulting reference books. If you can do the basics you can do anything.
Also, what’s the deal with your name? Where does heeree come from?

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 07/17/2007 1:44 PM EDT


My great grandparents from my mom’s side came over from Denmark, so I call myself Danish or a Dane so that’s cool. When I was 8 I went over for a 6 week trip to europe and Denmark was one of the stops. It was really cool that was the summer they took down the Berlin wall so we got pictures of my Grandad chipping away at it (they charged you to do so, or charged you for chips, make money off of the tourists) and we have concrete chunks! LOL

And my uncle that was married into the family, his stepsister is Meradith Brooks and her dad’s name is Bill Brooks which is his stepdad. I am not related but that is as close as it is gonna get. When she was popular with her one hit wonder “bitch” she sent a nice letter and a free cd to my aunt. I heard she is really a bitch and her dad and other siblings disowned her. You didn’t hear that from me. Fame is hard, so I understand.

Ghosted by Goob @ 07/17/2007 2:14 PM EDT


I’m surprised nobody has mention the episode of Friends where Chandler throw a cig butt on the ground when they are stranded at a rest stop. One of them yells at Chandler who replies something like “Maybe the crying Indian will come and save us.”

Ghosted by Joe in OH @ 07/17/2007 2:27 PM EDT


Im not surprised no one mentioned that episode of Friends…I don’t see many people here being big fans of the show. I may be wrong though, so lets start a poll right now.

Ghosted by meepy @ 07/17/2007 3:02 PM EDT


Hey, yesterday was my birthday too!

Only 23 for me though.

Ghosted by Deuce @ 07/17/2007 3:05 PM EDT


And by the way, how many generations of a family residing in one place have to pass before people refer to themselves as being part whatever.

I mean, Im sure lots of people here were born in the USA, but we refer to ourselves as being anything but “American”. So how many generations have pass before people say, I’m part Spanish, part Danish, and part American, for example.

Like I know my mom refers to herself as part Cuban and part Puerto Rican…but she was born here. Does that make me part Cuban and part Puerto Rican and part American? Or do I drop off the American? And I know that before her the family branches off to Spain and France and German…so do I include those too? Why doesnt she include those?

And ultimately, cant we say we are all African, since thats where human kind spawned from?

Ghosted by meepy @ 07/17/2007 3:07 PM EDT


to add more videos to the fun
mr yuk commmerical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsONa3gKIQ&mode=related&search=

older give a hoot don’t pollute commerical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oR1vJHhtN8

I posted this one because woodsy tells these kids that vandalism breaks kids swings! He was really trying to hit close to home. I have never seen someone purposely go out of their way to tear a swing just to be mean and to be a vandal. I actually have never seen anybody tear a swing seat, I don’t think you can with your bare hands. Just a comment, hope you enjoy my effort to post these videos.

Ghosted by Goob @ 07/17/2007 3:12 PM EDT


X-E readers: Only you can prevent forest fires…only you.

Ghosted by meepy @ 07/17/2007 3:14 PM EDT


has anybody else had the special carnival edition skittles. with the delcious flavors of cotton candy, bubble gum, candy apple, green slushy, and red licorice. they are sooooo freaking sweet they hurt my teeth, but they are delicious.

Ghosted by danny @ 07/17/2007 3:20 PM EDT


That commerical wound up tacked onto Dragnet on Nick at Nite during the early ninties a LOT. It used to make me sad as a little person.

Ghosted by Skywalking @ 07/17/2007 3:39 PM EDT


Did someone say Mathnet?

Ghosted by meepy @ 07/17/2007 3:53 PM EDT


I’m kind of in the same vein as Meepy. Hey, we’re all related to each other in some distant way! We should be just one big, happy family! :-)

Ghosted by DarkSideofBrightness @ 07/17/2007 3:56 PM EDT


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