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07/16/2007: Summer Megaparty: Chief Pensive Vs. Pollution!

Woodsy Owl has fought against pollution ever since the early ’70s, but the war on litter is not a battle one owl can win alone. There have been innumerable public service ads reminding folks to put their trash in the proper receptacles, and for what amounts to a pretty simple and direct message, such PSAs sometimes took a pretty surreal approach in delivering it.


This one is a downright weird (and oft parodied) example. In it, a Native American in full traditional garb walks the busy streets of a bustling city, and he’s in no mood to impress you with tomahawk pantomimes or rain dance tutorials. Instead, Chief Pensive walks with purpose, dumbstruck by the total disregard we filthy Americans have for our own land.

After filling a burlap sack with discarded trash, our friend approaches the freeway to reflect upon the state of the nation as cars zip by. Then, in one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in public service announcement history, a passenger in a speeding car throws what appears to be an entire bag of trash out the side window, which manages to fly all the way over to Chief Pensive and explode at his feet. And just to make sure the line between “fairly humorous” to “hysterical” is crossed, the Native American stares a hole through the camera lens, as we zoom in to reveal what would become television’s most dramatic teardrop from that point all the way up to when Sinéad O’Connor would not and could not compare anything to you.

The PSA is obviously well-meaning, but looking at it through today’s PC eyes, you can’t help but wait for it to cut away from the crying Indian to the logo and 800 number for Geico. Click here to give it a look.


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Discussion Thread: 127 comments

If I remember correctly, the actor that plays Chief Pensive isn’t even any fashion of indian.

Ghosted by Miguel @ 07/16/2007 11:11 PM EDT


Trees are terrific.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 07/16/2007 11:15 PM EDT


Im from Indiana

Ghosted by sonman @ 07/16/2007 11:18 PM EDT


They did a parody of this at the end of Wayne’s World 2, I believe.

Ghosted by DarthPez @ 07/16/2007 11:20 PM EDT


I’m part Cherokee, and no one’s ever thrown trash at me. I stand on the side of the highway day after day, hoping, dreaming. I just keep getting arrested for hitchhiking. *sigh* Perhaps my problem is that I am only about 1/16th Cherokee?

Ghosted by heeree @ 07/16/2007 11:22 PM EDT


Miguel – that’s the first thing my husband said upon seeing this commercial.

Mystie – it took me *forever* to figure out what the kids were saying in that song about the National Arbor Day Foundation. Like decades. Spreading the word across the nation about TREES!

I still have this on tape. My sister and I laughed about this commercial for years because the intro music is so funny. In fact I just IMed her and we’re both in tears, laughing. Good post.

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 07/16/2007 11:23 PM EDT


I’m not someone who you would consider to be a “nature lover”, but I still cannot stand it to see people litter. I still get ticked off when I see people flick cigarette butts out of their car windows or toss some garbage on the ground when their is a garbage can withing twenty feet of them.

Basically I just think people should clean up after themselves. It is usually very easy to do.

Ghosted by Magic Toy @ 07/16/2007 11:26 PM EDT


If I remember correctly, the actor that plays Chief Pensive isn’t even any fashion of indian.

I read somewhere that he was Italian. And that one tear drop is fake.

So I guess we’ve run out of 80s nostalgia and we’re going into the 70s now? I don’t mind it one bit (everything was even more cheesier)

And heeree, it’s always the 1/8ths putting all the 1/16ths down. It’s their reason why the 1/16ths haven’t been able to go far in this world, damnit!

I also want to say Congrats to Manimal!

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 07/16/2007 11:30 PM EDT


The two ’70s ads in a row are pure coincidence. Not going to be much ’70s coverage on the site as it pertains to general pop culture, as I wasn’t around for it. :)

Can’t wait to hear the good news from Manimal, but I guess it could be a day or three.

Ghosted by Matt @ 07/16/2007 11:32 PM EDT


This is another example of something I saw the PARODIES of before I saw the actual commercial…come to think of it, I also saw “Spaceballs” before Star Wars!

Ghosted by Muppet Baby @ 07/16/2007 11:34 PM EDT


XE was the first website I visited on my shiny new computar.

Just looking at the screenshots you posted is enough to keep me from watching the actual ad. Surely it’s too painfully cheesy to watch, especially since I agree with the sentiment. Littering is bad. :(

Now all I can think about is the “Cynthia used to drink Slurm” parody from Futurama.

Ghosted by Bluejay @ 07/16/2007 11:35 PM EDT


Please don’t litter.

Ghosted by iAMYou @ 07/16/2007 11:36 PM EDT


Anyone remember this insanely disturbing gem? http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWv90msTUc
I just found out that it was directed by David Lynch, no wonder.

Ghosted by thegripp @ 07/16/2007 11:37 PM EDT


Furthermore, that commercial is THE REASON that I will never litter, ever.

Ghosted by theGripp @ 07/16/2007 11:38 PM EDT


Just to clarify its “Compares 2 U”.

I hang my head in shame for knowing too much info like that.:0/

Ghosted by shortcake 79 @ 07/16/2007 11:40 PM EDT


I am 1/16th Cherokee too. Honestly. Or so my mother told me. If you look at pictures of my grandmother you can definitely see it. I’ve heard her mother didn’t even speak English.

Ghosted by Magic Toy @ 07/16/2007 11:40 PM EDT


One of my early childhood memories is of my dad, disgusted by a driver flicking his cigarette butt out his car window while waiting in traffic, getting out of the family car, walking over to the discarded butt and handing it to the suprised driver. I believe he said somthing to the effect of; “excuse me, I believe you dropped this.” Classic.

Ghosted by Destro @ 07/16/2007 11:42 PM EDT


I can’t describe how stoked I am that the Summer Megaparty entry that fell upon my 25th birthday features Captain Pensive.

Ghosted by Review the World @ 07/16/2007 11:42 PM EDT


I saw this on some show about old commercials or something. Trying to remember it is driving me nuts.

Ghosted by kb @ 07/16/2007 11:43 PM EDT


Looks like Bruce Willis in the last picture…

Ghosted by Cotter @ 07/16/2007 11:44 PM EDT


You forgot the best part: he apparently canoed into our modern day society from the Land that Time Forgot.
Happy birthday RtW!

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 07/16/2007 11:46 PM EDT


Muppet Baby, I’m glad I’m not the only person who saw Spaceballs before Star Wars!

Ghosted by Miguel @ 07/16/2007 11:47 PM EDT


I distinctly remember seeing this commercial on Nick at Nite at some point in the 90s. It used to make me feel bad, but now I just think it’s silly.

Also, I have an off-topic question. I use Livejournal for my daily journaling needs, but if I were to, say, make a second blog that I intend to be shown to a larger audience, is there another service I should use? People don’t seem to take LJ seriously in the slightest, and I don’t want to turn readers away.

Ghosted by Annette @ 07/16/2007 11:51 PM EDT


I’ve noticed that 95% of people who are Native American are Cherokee. I don’t know if it’s because of where I live, or if our mothers all just tell us that so we’ll feel like we belong.
Spaceballs rocks the house.

Ghosted by heeree @ 07/16/2007 11:52 PM EDT


Yeah, I saw parodies of this before actually seeing the PSA, actually I think this is the fist time I have seen the whole thing? Count me in for seeing Spaceballs before Star Wars too.

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 07/16/2007 11:54 PM EDT


Annette – I like blogspot for the wider audience needs. I’m not very far along in mine but I’ve noticed that a lot of the blogs I read are hosted there. What are you thinking of writing about? No pressure, just wondering.

I also saw Spaceballs before Star Wars, and somehow am also 1/16th Native American, though I have no idea what nation. It’s getting creepy in here.

Ghosted by Jessica Marie admits to being kind of a hippie @ 07/17/2007 12:03 AM EDT


I didn’t even know this WAS a PSA…I thought it was just in the ending of Waynes World, part the second. Huh. That changes things, doesn’t it?

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 07/17/2007 12:04 AM EDT


Is this the first time you have seen this ad? I grew up thinking that Native Americans would cry if I threw trash out of the car. So I didn’t.
I also grew up thinking lesbians were Lybian terrorists. I’m glad I invested in a liberal education.

Ghosted by Bill @ 07/17/2007 12:04 AM EDT


Well…uh, honestly, I was going to use it as a new home for all the retro-themed posts I make in my LJ. Also, I’d probably put movie reviews and whatnot in there. None of my LJ readers seem to give a hoot about my 80s ramblings, so…

Ghosted by Annette @ 07/17/2007 12:06 AM EDT


Jessica Marie: You’re probably Cherokee. We’re most likely all related. Our ancestors were obviously whores.

Ghosted by heeree @ 07/17/2007 12:08 AM EDT


Heh, my family claims to be related to both Quannah Parker (Comanche, I think) and Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde). I’m not sure if those things are true, but every family needs a story to tell.

I’ll admit this commercial upset me when I was a kid.

Ghosted by GloomyJack @ 07/17/2007 12:11 AM EDT


God, I remember this like it was yesterday. It seemed liked there were tons more PSA’s in the 70’s and 80’s. I also remember one about a kid asking his grandpa “what’s predjudice?” and the jist of it was that good ol’ grandpa tells the kid that HE is predjudice. I was too young to figure out why the grandpa was insulting his own grandson!

Ghosted by jennyb7 @ 07/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


Pppfff!!! 1/16 Cherokee!!??

You aint lived til you can say you are 1/16th Passamaquoddy! ;)

Ghosted by crazy_mainer @ 07/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


My ex-boyfriend was related to William Wallace (aka Braveheart) surely that’s relevant and related to native americans ..?

Ok, maybe not but that’s all I’ve got, sorry!

Ghosted by TP @ 07/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


was it the Krusty comeback special episode where Bette Midler throws a can back at a litterer (sp?) which forces him to swerve off the road/cliff and explode on impact?

Ghosted by phunqsauce @ 07/17/2007 12:21 AM EDT


I’m 1/32nd Nooksak. I don’t even think that counts.

Ghosted by kb @ 07/17/2007 12:22 AM EDT


I can’t believe I spelled prejudice wrong…lol! :-/

Ghosted by jennyb7 @ 07/17/2007 12:23 AM EDT


Lame Cowboy message.

To sum up: I saw this before I saw a parody of it, and there’s still way too much litter. (Also, my post was depressing.)

Ghosted by Rainbowfeet @ 07/17/2007 12:28 AM EDT


I have just recently found Three’s Company to be one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. I have no idea why I haven’t given it the time of day. I laugh harder at this than AD and The Office.

Ghosted by Bill @ 07/17/2007 12:45 AM EDT


Even though I am 1/whatever Cherokee, you would never know it to look at me. I am what you would call an All-American mutt.

My surname is Scottish/Irish though.

Part Native American, part Scottish, part English, part… hell… I don’t even know.

Ghosted by Magic Toy @ 07/17/2007 12:53 AM EDT


I saw the parody from The Simpsons when the entire town is moving loooooong before I saw this.

phunqsauce, it was the episode where Springfield’s landfill had become too stuffed so they moved the entire town a few miles over. Homer throws something out of his car’s window, which lands at the Native’s feet. A single tear drops, and his friend says “Do yourself a favor, don’t look over there.” (at the trash-ridden Springfield) The screen fades to black and you can hear a scream.

Yes, today was my first time to see the original.

Ghosted by Ben @ 07/17/2007 12:54 AM EDT


German/Cherokee/Scottish/Irish/English/French/
Czech. I love the fact that Magic Toe/y changed names due to a typo!

Ghosted by heeree @ 07/17/2007 12:56 AM EDT


Annette, I always thought I’d go with Blogger/Blogspot if I got sick of LJ or just wanted to reach more people. It definitely gives off a more professional (for lack of a better word) vibe than LJ, plus, you know, all hail Google.
My sister and I used to rag on this commercial too. I could have sworn that there was actually a huge chunk of watermelon that burst apart at old Iron Eyes’ feet, but I guess my imagination was overactive. I definitely remembered the canoe though.
This ad makes me nostalgic for Ralphie episodes.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 07/17/2007 1:00 AM EDT


I’m Mexican/Caucasian with some Chickasaw in there way back somewhere. I think it’s some ridiculously low percentage, but it gets me access to their free health care, so that’s good enough for me.

Ghosted by Annette @ 07/17/2007 1:00 AM EDT


http://youtube.com/watch?v=vvzjw-kF5rI

Sorry to double post, but I just found the video clip of that scene. It also shows how cloudy my memory can get. :P

Ghosted by Ben @ 07/17/2007 1:01 AM EDT


Is Chief Pensive his real name, or did Matt just make it up?

Ghosted by Mars @ 07/17/2007 1:17 AM EDT


I hope I’m not the only one that pictured Destro’s dad with a golden head.

Ghosted by johnny @ 07/17/2007 1:20 AM EDT


The Indian is in fact an Italian.He camed he was till his death.Sicilian-American though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crying_Indian

Ghosted by Truthteller @ 07/17/2007 1:20 AM EDT


Thanks to Virgin Mobile, I get to check in for Manimal updates, and chime in on good ol’ Iron Eyes Cody. As X-E’s token full-blood Native American, it’s nice to see quite a few with a touch of the Red Man in them. When Mr Cody got nationwide fame for this ad, the Native community was like, “Huh, at least it’s something other than attacking wagon trains.” When he died, and his true heritage was revealed, we were kinda surprised, but hey, he did quite a bit for his adopted ethnicity. And he had a good part in “Earnest Goes to Camp.”

Ghosted by kingklash live from his cellphone @ 07/17/2007 1:22 AM EDT


P.S. I like how everyone is “1/16 cherokee”.What a joke.I,myself am a registered “First Nations of Canada”.One quarter potawatomi.Liars.

Ghosted by Truthteller @ 07/17/2007 1:24 AM EDT


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