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07/14/2007: Summer Megaparty: Friday the 13th Part 2!

The Friday the 13th movie marathon discussion continues here!

Posted by Matt. E-mail me!

Discussion Thread: 682 comments

Part VII… again!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:17 AM EDT

not sure i will make it all the way through this one without falling asleep but i am with you all in spirit

Posted by tigerfan @ 07/14/2007 2:17 AM EDT

Oh man, the one there showing recap of is the one I thought this was.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 2:17 AM EDT

I don’t think I can make it through another one. So…very…tired…

Posted by Lori @ 07/14/2007 2:18 AM EDT

I’m going to give Part VII the old college try, even though it’s already past 2 AM.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:18 AM EDT

I’ll make it for a little bit, but I have to caddie at 11:00 am. I’m not kidding.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:18 AM EDT

I already saw the last bit of this movie, so…

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:18 AM EDT

Am I putting the DVD back in?

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:18 AM EDT

Dang, I was in the party of “Don’t move it!!”

Bad load times be damned, it was easily on its way to being the 2nd most commented blog!

Aand….movie’s over. I’m not watching the next one. I’ll still be around, though, reading all the great comments.

Posted by Invader Norbert @ 07/14/2007 2:19 AM EDT

Oh jeez I hope I’m not going to be alone for this one.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:19 AM EDT

Oh shit why did I turn on SciFi right before I need to sleep? Battlestar Galactica is on…

How the hell can SNT top THIS?

Posted by Cameron T. @ 07/14/2007 2:19 AM EDT

I’ve got to hash tomorrow, so I’m probably out of here in another 30 mins, but I’ll stick around for the party as long as I can.

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:20 AM EDT

For the record Nobert, I said Jason looked like Sloth back in that thread where Manimal dropped his 789.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:20 AM EDT

Oh, what the hell. I’ll hang around until I start recognizing scenes.

Also, that exploding headstone in the little recap was kind of awesome.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:20 AM EDT

I’m gonna try, Matt.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:20 AM EDT

The TV is downstairs, computer is upstairs, so I’m not watching, but I’ll hang out here with you, Matt.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 2:20 AM EDT

I’ll do my best Matt. I do, however, reserve the right to recycle material from the first go-round.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

…Now I see what you guys were talking about earlier with the Carol Anne thing.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

Carol Anne! Where are you going?!

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

Old college try? Matt, you better hang. This is an X-E night. Plus I’m in trouble at the home front some I need to escape…..

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

I’m on board. I have to justity this rental cost.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

Trivia: On the set, people joked about this movie being “Frigay the 13th,” because virtually every guy in it is gay.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:21 AM EDT

is that the little girl from poltergiest?

Posted by tigerfan @ 07/14/2007 2:22 AM EDT

It’s like Jean Grey spawned with Jennifer from Family Ties.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:22 AM EDT

Is this one good Matt? I’ll try if you say the word.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 2:22 AM EDT

I’m so glad I watched those - that was awesome. It’s been a lonnnnng time since I’ve seen one, but, I have to get up in the morning for work, so I must go to bed. Night all!

Posted by Ryane @ 07/14/2007 2:22 AM EDT

It looks like the mom might be a little of that herself. Look at that righteous mullet!

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

No luck finding 7 but I’ll hang out some more. holy crap anybody see the HIPPOPOTAS in pokemon yet?thing is like a baby hippo with a giant nose colored like a giraffe

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

Speaking of recycled material… doesn’t Lil’ Tina remind you of Carol Anne from Poltergeist?

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

Jason never uses the same weapon twice in this one from what it looked like earlier.

Posted by El Loco Gordo @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

Bernie is gay?!?!?!

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

Doho: I can’t lie. Part 3 is better. But this is a good sleeper kind of movie. It’s a little more serious, and of the later sequels, it’s probably the best. Plus, it’s got the weirdest looking sans-mask Jason in any F13 movie.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:23 AM EDT

oh man I love this one! That shitty Doctor totally sells the mom out!

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:24 AM EDT

I go out one time and see what I miss? I’m not going to make it up for the next one.

Posted by Rainbowfeet @ 07/14/2007 2:24 AM EDT

That does it. I’m gonna have to watch Poltergeist tomorrow now.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:24 AM EDT

Looks like the Heather O’Rourke comment was not forgotten.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:24 AM EDT

Oooooo…. no more Tato Skins…..

Posted by Mystie @ 07/14/2007 2:24 AM EDT

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the girl who played Carol Anne die on the set of an Elm Street movie? or is that just urban legend?

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:25 AM EDT

After seeing all of the Poltergeist questions, I looked it up. Heather wasn’t in this, but she was in “Still the Beaver”, aka “The New Leave it to Beaver”. What the fuck…

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:25 AM EDT

I believe she died before filming wrapped on Poltergeist 3.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:25 AM EDT

This doctor has no scruples.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:25 AM EDT

Man, you go out one night….I feel your pain Rainbowfeet

I’ll hang around and try ot watch for a bit, but it’ll be hard watching this - no matter how cheesy - in my grandma’s old house

Posted by Shuanfu @ 07/14/2007 2:26 AM EDT

Doc totally plays the shit out of Tinas mom and it’s sweet.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

She finished filming on Poltergeist 3 but the director wasn’t happy with the ending, unfortunatly she had died prior to the re-shoots and thats why you only see her from behind during the end shots.

Posted by El Loco Gordo @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

If you want to know great little known facts, thefleshfarm. dot com is my favorite source. I never knew Steven King carried the character Greedo in his pocket for good luck during the filming of The Creepshow.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

Geez, Tina, buy some new conditioner.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

Oh come on, she might be telepathic, but it’s still just a pack of matches.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

Speaking of Poltergeist…

Around four or five years ago I screened Poltergeist and The Shining for my lady.

She wasn’t scared by either of them. Not even a little bit.

Damn.

Maybe she should’ve watched them when she was eight like I did.

Let’s see how mentally tough you are then!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:27 AM EDT

Okay, this is fitting. I’m behind this time, instead of ahead.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:28 AM EDT

eh. I’ll stick it for a while. I am disappointed in the fact that I thought VII was what VI was. If this was VI, I’d have no problem.

Posted by dohpoki @ 07/14/2007 2:28 AM EDT

Annette could not be more correct.

Sadly.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:29 AM EDT

Poltergeist is the perfect movie to scare the shit out of little kids.

Also, why the hell do I keep linking to my Livejournal when all my entries are friends-only? I should stop that.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:29 AM EDT

Heather O’Rourke died of “cardiopulmonary arrest and intestinal stenosis” when she was 12 years old. Wow, how sad is that?! She was such a cute little kid.

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:29 AM EDT

Magic Toe/y, try The Exorcist. After that, I got nothing.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:29 AM EDT

I havent seen any Poltergeist flick since I was about 8 or 9, but I like to think that they would instill just as much batshit terror in me now as they did back then.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:30 AM EDT

This “15 seconds” thing is completely random…

Magic Toe/y, I watched Poltergeist at 5 am after about 36 hours with no sleep. It scared the hell out of me.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 2:30 AM EDT

That mom’s eyebrows may just be the scariest thing in this movie.

Posted by Lori @ 07/14/2007 2:31 AM EDT

I wish I could punctuate all of my negative energy by breaking family photos telepathically.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:32 AM EDT

Off topic all together, but has anyone tried the Slurpee ice pops from 7/11? I’m not sure if I didn’t let them freeze long enough but they had the consistency of frozen Jell-O, kinda made me ill.

Posted by El Loco Gordo @ 07/14/2007 2:32 AM EDT

The mom’s hair is quite frightening as well…

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:32 AM EDT

The Exorcist isn’t very scary. It’s more funny than anything.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.

The Colonel got me on a roll with that once and I said it like everytime I got pissed in a week span, which, as usual, was a lot.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

There is not one thing redeemable about Tina’s mother. She’s just awful.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

El Loco Gordo-
Yes, and they weren’t that good.

Posted by Rainbowfeet @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

I’m just joining in. I spent the evening on Bravo watching Creepshow, and now that I’m totally freaked out, I may as well ruin my sleep with a little Jason.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

dohpoki

If it helps I can give you some fake play-by-play from part VI.

TOMMY JARVIS
C’mon you friggin’ loser, get outta that truck and help me dig up Jason!

ARNOLD HORSHACK
Ooooh, oooooh, Toooooommmy. If we stick him with the pole, and it gets stuck by lighting, won’t we all be in trrroooouuuubbblllleee?

Meanwhile Megan just stands there (in a later scene) just looking very hot, for 1987.

Hey, I had to mention Megan.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

So she wills Jason back to life while trying to will her dad back to life? uh, okay….

Posted by Shuanfu @ 07/14/2007 2:33 AM EDT

Shelby, you’re lucky you didn’t get here an hour ago. We’d all be calling you Shelly.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:34 AM EDT

I love the Creepshow graphic novel. My favorite is the one with the meteorite and the Mossman rip-off.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:34 AM EDT

I’ve never even seen The Exorcist. Well, I saw like fifteen minutes of it on TV a long time ago, but who wants to watch it on TV?

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:34 AM EDT

Oh my God, that Aliens spoof took things too far.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

ooooooooooooooo….Shuan of the Dead is on Comedy Central if anyone wants….f13…re…lief…nevermind. Matt, I’m sorry.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

I have Poltergeist on DVD but I’m pretty sure I’ll never ever ever ever watch it because I hear there’s a clown in it.

Posted by Mystie @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

Dammit K-! Why did you have to destroy something I hold dear?!

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

I know Matt, I got pissed about that commercial on the other thread.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

Well, I sure dodged a bullet there, didn’t I?

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 2:35 AM EDT

That’s what I do, Bludge. It is my gift, it is my curse.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:36 AM EDT

The TV version of The Exorcist blows. They trim the best line — “your cunting daughter!” That’s the scariest thing in the movie, too.

As for Part VII, it’s really sucked so far.

But, almost on cue, Jason arrives and does his stuff.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:36 AM EDT

No luck finding 7 but I’ll hang out some more. holy crap anybody see the HIPPOPOTAS in pokemon yet?thing is like a baby hippo with a giant nose colored like a giraffe

Wait until you see its evolution, Hippodown. It’s even bigger. Body AND nose.

and dang, over 60 comments already. I should go to bed now, and I fear that there’s gonna be another 300 comments by the time I get up tomorrow…

Posted by Invader Norbert @ 07/14/2007 2:37 AM EDT

I remember when The Wizard premiered in theatres, I was so excited to see it that I couldnt sleep the night before. I wound up staying awake all night watching a Tales from the Crypt marathon and drinking Sunny Delights that I mixed with an equal proportion of sugar. The next day, on the way to the theatre, I projectile vomited all over the windshield and my dad almost drove off the road. Never got to see the Wizard in theatres, it was sold out when we finally got there. Had to see the Little Mermaid instead. Just felt like sharing.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:37 AM EDT

Mystie

No! Whatever gave you that idea? (Clown in Poltergeist).

No such thing happens.

Watch it. Hehehehehehehehehe.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:37 AM EDT

You would think word would get around about Crystal Lake being a bad place to visit….

I actually went to a Crystal Lake in FL once, had a hard time sleeping after we talked about Jason..stupid fears

Posted by Shuanfu @ 07/14/2007 2:37 AM EDT

Knegative: I just realized that was you! haha Just wanted to say hi!

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:37 AM EDT

Magic Toy: You didn’t mention the crotch car ride scene.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 2:38 AM EDT

Ah these three fuckin monkey chicks. Terrible.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:39 AM EDT

Hey, Broomstick!!!

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:39 AM EDT

I’m loving all this 80s fashion. It’s almost as scary as Jason.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:39 AM EDT

No, Annette. That pant suit is much scarier.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 2:40 AM EDT

That beer bottle fell on a rug, not concrete.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:40 AM EDT

Mystie, why have you not seen Poltergeist? That’s shit. I even reviewed it. That makes me a sad panda.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 2:40 AM EDT

Alcohol abuse!! Most of that beer went on the floor!

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:40 AM EDT

Well I’m off for the night, enjoy F13 VII all.

Posted by El Loco Gordo @ 07/14/2007 2:40 AM EDT

Here’s my theory of 15 Seconds: It’s from all of us simulposting and Wordpress is just showing the screen so some posts could get through and not crash it.

And I’m still laughing over the “Shitpiece” reference from Part 1 whenever I see Magic Toy’s new name…I forgot if Blurr got renamed.

Posted by Invader Norbert @ 07/14/2007 2:41 AM EDT

Tina’s mother looks like Colonel Guile if you slant your eyes just right.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:41 AM EDT

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the largest tent ever made.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:42 AM EDT

What the hell? Did Jason just like…punch through the guy?

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:43 AM EDT

Well, I’m off for tonight, kiddos. Wish me luck tomorrow as I run six miles straight looking for a cooler of cheap ass beer.

Posted by Special K @ 07/14/2007 2:43 AM EDT

Is the Kup/Shitpiece line from the Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime? Sorry to be off topic.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

Oop, here’s where I came in earlier. I think I’ll stick around a little longer, though.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

YESSSS MY FAVE KILL!

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

I am so glad I just saw that.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

Later, S-K!

I am so going to end up alone tonight.

Whoa, I mixed up the sleeping bag deaths. Finally, something good happened.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

dohopoki

No, I didn’t. But I would like to thank that scene for giving me some interesting ideas as a nine-year-old boy.

Just curious, did anyone else here, as a child, read the novelizations to these movies? I can’t even imagine how much trouble a fourth grader would get into today if they brought a copy of Aliens, Friday the 13th part VI or a copy of Fangoria to school.

Posted by Magic toy vs. toe @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

ZING! Sleeping bag scene delivers!

Posted by Spruce @ 07/14/2007 2:44 AM EDT

“Off to deliver this sack of organs to the good little kids that are still alive…”

Yes, I turned AMC back on. But I won’t be on for much longer, sadly.

Posted by Invader Norbert @ 07/14/2007 2:45 AM EDT

GRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I always tell people I don’t pay for cable because I can download torrents of stuf or watch YouTube… then there come a huge cultural exercise like this and I miss out because I’m cheap!

The worst part is that I totally SHOULD have these movies on DVD… DAMMIT

Posted by Shawn @ 07/14/2007 2:45 AM EDT

“Whoa, I mixed up the sleeping bag deaths. Finally, something good happened.”

Brother, I am glad you did. That shit totally caught me unawares.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:46 AM EDT

Yeah, Bludge it is. And I’m not going to check right now, but I’m pretty sure Blurr just got told to STFU.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:46 AM EDT

This movie needs a shot in the arm.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:47 AM EDT

I found some random, really old VHS copies of some F13 movies at the Salvation Army last week. If I’d had the money, I probably would have bought them just for the hell of it.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:47 AM EDT

Matt That colonel guile reference just made me play all my favorite street fighter the movie quotes in my head….simultaneously big headache now…thanks

and even more off topic the road to Snowpoint is a bitch

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 2:47 AM EDT

Since it did rename me… can someone give me the origin to the “shitpiece” reference that was made?

I may already know it, but after XX number of beers, it isn’t ringing a bell. I would be grateful.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:47 AM EDT

Since I’m not watching the movie I can at least play along with the comments… I was always impressed with how well that guy mimicked Peter Cullen’s Optimus voice - at first I wasn’t sure if it was a fan parody or not.

Posted by Shawn @ 07/14/2007 2:48 AM EDT

Yeah, I’ve been wondering about the “Shitpiece” thing myself.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:48 AM EDT

no Toy, but I did read the F13 offshoot novels. They were about random people who would find Jason’s mask and put it on for various reasons. The mask would then turn them into Jason incarnate and he’d go on a rampage. Pretty tight for 5th grade summer reading.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:48 AM EDT

On a completely off topic note, I’m afraid the new movie has jacked up prices on old transformers. I just want Hot Rod. He wasn’t even in the movie, for god’s sake!

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 2:48 AM EDT

Yeah…sorry, but I can’t keep my eyes open…too much drinky not enoug hsleepy of late

Sorry I missed most of the fun; hopefully we’ll do it again soon?

Have fun…

Posted by Shuanfu @ 07/14/2007 2:48 AM EDT

I’m totally starting to feel fuzzy. But I refuse to fade.

Kind of surprised that no other channel had any other F13 flick today. Nobody has a sense of tradition anymore.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:49 AM EDT

I would like to thank that scene for giving me some interesting ideas as a nine-year-old boy.
I still hope it happens to me someday.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 2:49 AM EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

Enjoy the Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:50 AM EDT

Seriously, can I get an “Amen” for old thrift store VHS sections? Particularly when there are lots of blank tapes that people have filled with hours of great old tv/movies?

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:50 AM EDT

Hahahaha that guy’s computer is on fire.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:50 AM EDT

Holy shit, Magic Toe/y. I had the novelization of Part VI. Horshack dying in print is as cool as him dying on screen.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:51 AM EDT

the Gripp– YES. I have way less old home-recorded tapes than I would like to have.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:51 AM EDT

“Kind of surprised that no other channel had any other F13 flick today. Nobody has a sense of tradition anymore.”

Yeah really. USA network used to have this locked down.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:51 AM EDT

Those Carbonite bastards stole the “Set it and Forget it!” line form Ronco. and his Showtime oven…that’s sacred ground…

Posted by Spruce @ 07/14/2007 2:51 AM EDT

wow this IS frigay the thirteenth.

Posted by Anonymous @ 07/14/2007 2:52 AM EDT

We are tired. the girlfriend and I are bickering at what makes my jaw click. It’s fucking broken! She says it was broken and I’m deformed. I’m not deformed. I’m drunk.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 2:52 AM EDT

Here is the youtube link to “The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

And I’ll admit this…thursday was the first time I ever watched “Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” and the song is really stuck in my head now!

Posted by Invader Norbert @ 07/14/2007 2:53 AM EDT

Bill wins another thread.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:53 AM EDT

I just got a tape at a thrift store the other day that had Fletch 1 and 2, batteries not included, and an episode of Dinosaucers on it. Ba-zing!

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:53 AM EDT

Matt, I don’t want to sound old and grumpy and get too off topic, but haven’t you noticed how a lot of things are losing a sense of tradition? We’ve seemed to have entered a time of “hurry up and wait” and don’t take the time to enjoy the simpler things in between.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 2:53 AM EDT

I’ma have to check out the Optimus Prime thing, but I probably won’t get any of the jokes because I’m a new TF fan.

Wow, this movie is really boring…bring on the weed eater saw already.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:54 AM EDT

Annette, you have to get the original TF movie. It’s the greatest thing in the history of mankind. Literally.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:55 AM EDT

Even the lake itself looks shitty in this movie.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:56 AM EDT

It really is.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:56 AM EDT

The 1986 TF movie? Yeah, I’ve got it. It’s fucking rad. Although most of it was lost on me the first time I saw it because I had no idea who anybody was, haha.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:56 AM EDT

I’m trying to watch “Rude awakening of Optimus Prime” but I’m not getting any audio. It’s not my computer, I can hear other things, just not that. Damn.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 2:56 AM EDT

Well that sucks, Hazzard. Because that’s the funny part

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:57 AM EDT

I wouldnt have drunken premarital sex with any of these girls

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:57 AM EDT

I feel really bad for the MIA posters that are gonna wake up in the morning, see all the fun we had on the blog and just go, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and be emo for the entire weekend.

Posted by Mystie @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

Gripp: Don’t say that until you’ve seen this hottie come to fruition.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

MAYBE the girls in the osh-kosh. Maybe.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

Knegative

Haha. Thanks.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

Girl*

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

“Well that sucks, Hazzard. Because that’s the funny part”

For whatever reason, that comment made me lol. For real. You most people aren’t really loling when they type lol? I was.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 2:58 AM EDT

YES! For once I’m not going to be in the emo group.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 2:59 AM EDT

In about a minute she’s gonna look like a Cheers flashback sequence in which Carla is depicted as a youngin.

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 2:59 AM EDT

I know, I actually arrived here in time for something awesome instead of just reading about it two days later.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 2:59 AM EDT

AHAHAHA Matt cmon now

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 2:59 AM EDT

Oh joy everyone turning into the “new” darth vader should be fun

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 3:00 AM EDT

Well, this is the most fun I’ve had on X-E, but I have to hit the sack. Walking five miles carrying some rich person’s 35 pound golf bag is no fun hung over. Catch everyone later.

Posted by Bludge @ 07/14/2007 3:00 AM EDT

Well, now I have to stay up to see the geeky girl turn hot. I totally looked like that in middle school but with flatter hair. Darn awkward years (and a mom who managed to convince me that oversized glasses were the style.)

Posted by Lori @ 07/14/2007 3:01 AM EDT

sweet dreams, brah

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:01 AM EDT

I might actually watch this Mad Men thing, what do you guys think?

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:01 AM EDT

Hayden Christensen, FTW.

Also, I will be sure to kick the Colonel’s ass over missing this.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:02 AM EDT

I won’t take credit for making the comparison, somebody did it on the previous thread, but we are about to get a Warwick Davis sighting up in this beeeaaatch.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:02 AM EDT

I’ll be a good sport and stay until the end of the movie. I haven’t had this much fun on the internet since ever.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:02 AM EDT

Sorry I had to bail out before the end of the last movie; Mrs. Manimal had had her fill of my F13 antics.

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 3:03 AM EDT

Id watch mad men if I didnt have such a huge TV backlog to slug through as is. I havent had TV for like 4 years now, and apparently I missed some shit.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:03 AM EDT

I really want to see One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, but I think I’ll rent it instead of watching it on TV.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:04 AM EDT

So, in a sentence, what did you think of the TF, Manimal?

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:04 AM EDT

I’m so surpised you aren’t into Good Eats.

I wish tonight would never end. Much like having deep conversation while listening to unwelcomed bird-chirps on the back deck.
Kneg- Lets go to the basement.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 3:04 AM EDT

the Doc looks like Robert Downey Sr.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:06 AM EDT

Alton Brown is the shizznite. Are you going to hit me with an axe in the basement, Bill?

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:06 AM EDT

Bill

Good Eats? There has been an Alton Brown reference made? Maybe I missed the beginning of this, but I freakin’ love Good Eats.

Death to all uni-taskers!

Yes, I am also a kitchen dork as well.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:06 AM EDT

Honestly, I feel like I’m watching daytime TV with these kinds of commercials. Every time I watch The Price Is Right I have to deal with this shit, I shouldn’t have to during a slasher movie. At least they’re not showing those damn business school ads.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:06 AM EDT

…I gotta see me some Poltergeist.

Posted by Spruce @ 07/14/2007 3:07 AM EDT

Hmmm. X-E fans appear to also be Good Eats fans. What does this tell us.

We all have good taste!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:08 AM EDT

yeah it seems that AMC’s film demographic has changed, but the commercials are all still aimed at arthritic old folks who can’t sleep or maintain wood.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:08 AM EDT

how did the make up change her clothes

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:08 AM EDT

Who doesn’t love Good Eats? I’ll murdalize em’

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:09 AM EDT

… and there it is! Warwick Davis in drag everyone! Let’s give her/him a hand!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:09 AM EDT

I’m still here; that’s the magic of the Pacific Time Zone at work. It’s 12:09 am here. Of course, being on the last side to see night also means almost everyone else I know on IM is logged off by now. I swear, 75% of the Net is from the East Coast.

Posted by Mars @ 07/14/2007 3:10 AM EDT

She’s dressed to be killed.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:10 AM EDT

when the camera zoomed in on her face while she picked up the earring, all I could think of was tatoo from Fantasy Island.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:10 AM EDT

Okay, I still don’t get why she takes her shoes off.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:11 AM EDT

Man, I really don’t want to condense it down to one sentence but since you give me no choice:
I felt that it was full of excess but I do not hold the TF themselves personably responsible and I also do not subscribe to the “hey, it’s a summer blockbusta, you have to check your mind at the door.”
Does that make sense?
BTW, did you guys know they are showing some F13s tonight on AMC?

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 3:11 AM EDT

Religious thing?

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:11 AM EDT

Jesus, you could hide an ecosphere in that girl’s hair.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:12 AM EDT

Manimal made a funny

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:12 AM EDT

Religious thing?

lololololololololololololololololol

Posted by doho @ 07/14/2007 3:12 AM EDT

HA ha, Robert Downey Sr.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:12 AM EDT

Kneg: Actually I was just going to share music files via Bearshare retro speakers.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 3:12 AM EDT

Knegative is my new twin.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:13 AM EDT

That alien butterfly would make a crazy good cat burglar

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:14 AM EDT

To be totally honest… I actually have one of these…

http://tinyurl.com/yls2lf

… in my kitchen. That is how much I like Alton Brown.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:15 AM EDT

I’m out.

Posted by Mystie @ 07/14/2007 3:15 AM EDT

Wait, was that kid making the cranes out of the TOILET PAPER? I’d hate to have to wipe with that stuff.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:16 AM EDT

Wtf, was that shot of that kid’s gross tighty whiteys appropriate or nessecary?

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:17 AM EDT

Me too. I’ve tried to post a few times in the past 30 minutes and it keeps giving me the “slow down cowboy.” So frustrating. If this gets through it will be a miracle.

Good night all!

Posted by Lori @ 07/14/2007 3:17 AM EDT

wipe… hippy… ROAR! I hate that guy.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:18 AM EDT

I dig Alton Brown but I really dig Anthony Bourdain. He seems like he type you would want to have on a trip to no where.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 3:18 AM EDT

tighty whitey guy is giving Hippy guy a run for his money as far as my Kill on Sight list is concerned.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:19 AM EDT

I think I’ve decided to stay up all night and hit Target first thing. I need to find Fast Action Battlers Jazz. No, not the spring loaded idiot. Those are Cyber Slammers.

I love being a dork.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:21 AM EDT

my stupid cable modem keeps crapping out…posting this BY PHONE!

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 3:21 AM EDT

I also dig Alton Brown profusely.

I love that “I’ve been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in the ENTIRE CONTINENTAL U-NITED STATES!” followed by “I’ve got a date with a soap on a rope” exchange. Priceless.

Posted by Spruce @ 07/14/2007 3:21 AM EDT

I’m glad at least one couple got to finish up. Looks like she enjoyed it.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:21 AM EDT

Poor Matt. I was wondering if you fell asleep on your keyboard or something.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:22 AM EDT

Ive decided that tomorrow I will buy an xbox 360 Elite. I also love being a dork.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:22 AM EDT

Matt, your cable’s been cut. Don’t answer the phone. Don’t look behind you.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:22 AM EDT

Since when to neanderthal guys wear red cotton tighty whiteys?

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:22 AM EDT

“Awww it’s my old axe murder scrapbook!”

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:24 AM EDT

the Gripp

Buy Dead Rising and Gears of War!!!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:24 AM EDT

I feel like Linus in the Pumpkin Patch. Am I the only one who thinks that Matt is going to reward the faithful with milk and cookies a la Andy Kaufman when this thing is over?

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 3:25 AM EDT

both are on my pull list. Is Dead Rising really worth purchase over rental? I want, no, NEED to believe it is.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:25 AM EDT

Magic Toy/Toe:
Wouldn’t that make them tighty reddies?

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 3:26 AM EDT

I hope Jason is there for the milk and cookies.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:26 AM EDT

I second those game choices magic…got my 360 thanksgiving time and those have been my most played games.

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 3:27 AM EDT

Instead of milk and cookies, can I have a car?

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:27 AM EDT

I must be a sight to see…laptop on my crotch, treo in one hand, cheetos in the other…watch f13 movies…at 3 am

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 3:27 AM EDT

Doho, if you ever want Jason to show up, all you need to do is have unprotected sex with a skank in a 70s van while smoking a big, fat doober. Also, being black helps a lot, but means he’ll definitely kill you afterwards.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:29 AM EDT

You see, she’s about to die, and she’s still just a-glowing.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:29 AM EDT

Matt’s suggestions have come to frution. Empty bag of Funyuns and a Ho-hos wrapper on the floor. Half-empty bag of BBQ Ruffles, and an Enchilada and Rice microwave dinner tray on the bed.

I’m totally debauched. Guess I’ll transform Prime, now.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:29 AM EDT

Matt I envy your life

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:30 AM EDT

Hazzard

Damn you. That is correct. How in the hell did I not think of that? Oh yeah, alcohol!

the Gripp

Well, I freakin’ loved Dead Rising. The save system is a pain in the ass. Many think it really detracts from the game. I guess I can only say that if you grew up watching Dawn of the Dead then you MUST play it. If you have questions then of course you should rent it first. Or download the free demo from Xbox Live, if you sign up to it. I loves me some free demos!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:30 AM EDT

Dead rising

ZOMBIES IN A MALL…with psychos that arent zombies but will kill you with guns chainsaws and shopping carts filled with sharp things

like 5 or 6 endings. most things are weapons and there are lots of Capcom jokes thrown in.

Bad points rescuing survivors which can be annoying.

Story is pretty good though

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 3:30 AM EDT

Ugh…getting tired…probably still have like 30 minutes to go too.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:31 AM EDT

I don’t want to be machete buddies, I just want to watch the guy dip his cookie in milk and then get irritated mad when the cookie just smooshes up against his mask as he tries to eat it.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:31 AM EDT

Ok cool. They pretty much had me at Zombies in a mall, and I did grow up watching the romero zombie flicks. I was just worried that the game didnt deliver on it’s pre-release claims of “1000 zombies on screen” and “Almost everythings a weapon” Crap like saving doesnt bother me much. What I really cant wait for are Mass Effect and Asassin’s Creed. Oh, and the marvel mmorpg, but thats years off.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:33 AM EDT

Yeah, I feel really gross too. My belly is full of frozen pizza, some whiskey, beer, and a Hostess cupcake that I ate around four hours ago.

I should go upstairs and wake up the lady for a middle of the night kiss. She’d love the taste of all the garbage I have put into my mouth over the past five hours.

Either that or she’d smack me in the face and make me sleep on the futon in the spare bedroom.

Could go either way.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:34 AM EDT

how is it that they’re running, and he’s walking, and they aren’t getting any farther away?

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:35 AM EDT

doho-

Ah, then your best bet is probably Jason from pt. 8. He seems really approachable.

And Jason from part 3 seemed pretty lucid, so you might be able to call him up or something.

Posted by the gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:35 AM EDT

I really wish my fiance wasn’t 3 hours away right now.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:35 AM EDT

When Mass Effect gets released, you guys will never see me again.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:35 AM EDT

“I was robbed! I spent my whole night waiting for the great pumkin when I could have been out for tricks or treats. Halloween is over and I missed it! You block head! I spent the whole night waiting in a pumkin patch and all that came was a beagle. You blockhead! You owe we restatution!!!

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 3:36 AM EDT

Not everything is a weapon in the mall. But it comes closer to it than most games that promise that. I swear I can sit down to play it to this day and find something new that I hadn’t already used to dispatch the undead.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:36 AM EDT

yeah mass effects gonna take up all my free time and then some. The marvel mmo will be even worse. I’m already saving money and detaching emotionally from the people in my life so that I’ll have minimal distractions once it comes out.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:37 AM EDT

Good enough, Toy.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:38 AM EDT

I am going to have to eat healthy for the next five consecutive days to make up for tonight.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:39 AM EDT

commercials get really sleazy late at night

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 3:39 AM EDT

I’m out like a light. Good times, all.

Posted by Spruce @ 07/14/2007 3:39 AM EDT

When Kotor 1 and 2 came out, I spent a week a piece playing those games, sleeping and eating. While I would like kotor 3, I’ve become convinced that by not having the Star Wars license, Mass Effect is all the better for it.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:40 AM EDT

any Walking Dead fans out there tonight?

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:40 AM EDT

“i’ve become convinced that by not having the Star Wars license, Mass Effect is all the better for it.”

Fully agree. In fact, I think theres a good chance that mass effect could become the Star Wars of video games.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:41 AM EDT

trying to survive on phone posting…but i’m gonna take a break

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 3:42 AM EDT

The weedwacker of death.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:42 AM EDT

Damn Manimal made me pull out te old DVD (not the VHS) copy of It’s a great Pumkin Charley Brown. Thanks, man. Now I’m too early.

Posted by Bill @ 07/14/2007 3:42 AM EDT

What the heck happened here? I’d hate to see what tommorrow night is like. :0

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 3:43 AM EDT

Eh Matt, with the weedwacker scene come and gone, I’d say we’re about done here.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:43 AM EDT

Watching Tina discover all of her dead friends in the forest reminding me of the scene in Summer School when the students do their best to scare away the new teacher.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:44 AM EDT

Haha, is anyone still here?

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:44 AM EDT

holy shit, she pwnd him.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:44 AM EDT

Why do I always show up at the worst time?

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 3:45 AM EDT

Yeah Tina, walk right on up to that puddle…

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:45 AM EDT

I’m still here! Hoverbored, I’m so sorry!

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 3:46 AM EDT

you’d think by now, tina would beable to use her powers to fly away hover up in the air out of reach or some shit

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:46 AM EDT

gotta love the flying plastic head

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:47 AM EDT

Still here. Irony of ironies; the man who isn’t even watching shall be the final survivor!

Posted by Mars @ 07/14/2007 3:47 AM EDT

…And here we have Optimus Prime in robot mode.

I’ve watched way too many TF Wire video reviews. I love how Martrix handed the Megatron one off to a collegue. I don’t think he had it in him to outright say a figure was “a goddamn mess.” That guy was awesome.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:48 AM EDT

lol You alone shall remain to tell our story.

Posted by the Gripp @ 07/14/2007 3:48 AM EDT

Who is up for some The Undying Monster coming up next?

Yeah… kidding.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:48 AM EDT

“gotta love the flying plastic head”
that made the movie all worht it.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:49 AM EDT

Go back to thread one and check out THE MANY FACES OF JASON. Great read. Also, turns out the only thing I remember about #7 was already posted on that thread (The Gardenshed of Death)

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 3:50 AM EDT

Matts favorite food, nads!!!

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:50 AM EDT

Ahahahahahaahaha. A NADS COMMERCIAL!

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:50 AM EDT

I could go the rest of my life without having to hear about that woman’s “nads” ever again.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:51 AM EDT

she should just use her telekinesis on Jason directly

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:52 AM EDT

well, it’s obvious I hadn’t seen the movie before, now isn’t it?

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 3:53 AM EDT

Aw, and I just caught up on the threads. I’m posting from the Treo too, standing on line at the Kwik E Mart. Shit’s around the block but I’m invested in getting a Slushee or at least standing in the vicinity of a fake Maggie Simpson.
Awesome threadage, guys.

Posted by squee4242 @ 07/14/2007 3:53 AM EDT

Where the hell is the Colonel? Must have went out after work. That boy is a wildman.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:54 AM EDT

You have NAD’S commercials out there? I used to see those on Saturday mornings. This isn’t too bad. Looks like the action is still far from over, and

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 3:55 AM EDT

Do the people who make NADS realise it’s ironic?

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 3:55 AM EDT

Who doesn’t keep cans of gasoline in their basement?

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:56 AM EDT

I have a Slushee cup. Bart is nakes on a skateboard.

WTF? Why is Bart naked on a skateboard?

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:56 AM EDT

Shit, my dad just got up to get ready for work. I really need to go to sleep.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:56 AM EDT

Oh please, I pull allnighters all the time. I see my parents go to bed, I see them get up. I am eternal. I am the Watcher.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 3:57 AM EDT

what an ending

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 3:59 AM EDT

This movie is better than I remember; top of the NETFLIX it goes.

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 3:59 AM EDT

Apparently the lake water has treated that dude far kinder than it did Jason.

He was down there a decade after all.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 3:59 AM EDT

Well guys, this has been one of the most amusing things I’ve ever taken part in. I am now going to get some much-needed sleep. Goodnight, everybody.

Posted by Annette @ 07/14/2007 3:59 AM EDT

oh come one, the dad should have been way more zombiefied.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 3:59 AM EDT

yeah, his fingers didn’t even get all pruney or anything.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 4:00 AM EDT

That’s what I meant in thread 1 when I said I could tear it apart so many ways.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:01 AM EDT

I think naked skateboarding features in the movie. Spoiler alert.
Within sight of the door now. Security guard said it’s this jammed until around 3.

Posted by squee4242 @ 07/14/2007 4:01 AM EDT

oooh, this new movie is perfect to pass out on

Posted by Matt @ 07/14/2007 4:01 AM EDT

The Undying Monster aka this thread!! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!!

Posted by The Manimal @ 07/14/2007 4:02 AM EDT

Well, since we’ve had this going so long maybe we should make a contest out of it. You have to have at least one post every ten minutes… or you’re out!

The last poster remaining wins a Transformers lunch box or something.

Or I could just go to sleep.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 4:03 AM EDT

Now I don’t want to go to bed.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:03 AM EDT

Well, looks like I really missed the boat this time. Well, I’m sure it’ll be awhile before everyone leaves.

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 4:03 AM EDT

I switched channels to fall asleep to Highlander 3. Catch you all later.

Posted by Shelby @ 07/14/2007 4:04 AM EDT

Motion to sticky this next to Photog.

Looking for the Infamous F13 Threads? Click Here.

Posted by Knegative already has a TF lunchbox. @ 07/14/2007 4:04 AM EDT

“You have to have at least one post every ten minutes”
Slow down there cowboy!

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:05 AM EDT

Final Destination 3 on HBO and Scream 2 on Showtime.

Just saying.

Wow, I just realized the girl that played “Lee” in Death Proof is also in FD3.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 4:06 AM EDT

I remember when wordpress was brand new and only me and Darth Poop would get the Cowboy message.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:06 AM EDT

It’s allready 4:00 am. I have to be somewhere at 2:00 pm. If I go to bed now I’ll sleep through my pony appointment. I’m not going to bed tonight. Who’s with me?

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 4:08 AM EDT

Already said I was staying up, Hazzard.

Oh and they’re Squishees. Me and Squee are just tired.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:09 AM EDT

To be honest, I’ll probably be up for a while.

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 4:10 AM EDT

Well I ain’t going to bed, it’s 6:10pm!

Posted by TP @ 07/14/2007 4:10 AM EDT

We need a topic. Not a survey either, something that can be actually discussed.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:11 AM EDT

Why don’t we name some of our old lunchboxes? I’ll go first: when I was four, I had one based on the Rocketeer. I had it until just a few years ago under my brother’s bed. I think it’s thrown out now.

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 4:13 AM EDT

I’ll probably be semi-lurking for a bit longer…too bad the I’m too brain dead to think of a discussion

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 4:14 AM EDT

Drunk people: not as good at Simpson’s impressions as they think.
Heh, at least I got the “ee” part right.

Posted by squee4242 @ 07/14/2007 4:15 AM EDT

that’s kind of a survey but I had a jurassic park one with a clever thermast. I don’t remember why it was clever, just that it was.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:15 AM EDT

Like I said, I had a Transformers one. It was red and had the same pic that was on the sides of the accessory cases that they sold. I had this really cool Batman Returns one. It was heavy plastic and had plastic containers in it, in addition to the thermos. It had a strap too. Totally badass.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:15 AM EDT

I had a couple of those plastic ones with the matching thermos like everybody else cannot remember who was on any of them for the life of me. I must have been around 4. Shortly after that they broke one by one and mom got too cheap to keep replacing them so it was paper bags from then on

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 4:16 AM EDT

I had one from Toys R Us. It was really blocky and huge. I had a CareBears one that I’m sure now was for a girl. Guess we know now that I started liking girl stuff reeeeally early.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:18 AM EDT

I’m going to cook some really over processed chicken that has cheese in it already.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:19 AM EDT

In our house lunchboxes were gradually phased out in favor of those plastic lunch bags. Or sometimes the paper bags. But nothing ever kept very well in those things. By high school I either bought lunch or just brought a soda and some chees-its or something in a bag, tucked into a side zipper in my backpack. That seemed to work better than anything else.

Posted by Hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 4:19 AM EDT

OMG I’m almost in. No clue what I’m buying.
I had a Monkees lunchbox that was near and dear in middle school.

Posted by squee4242 @ 07/14/2007 4:21 AM EDT

I thought I was done with lunchboxes in the 5th grade. Then I saw someone with that Batman lunchbox on the first day, and I had to have it. There were no negative repurcussions over it. It really was a marvel of lunch storage technology.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:21 AM EDT

YOu know they didn’t play their own instruments.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:22 AM EDT

I know I had a He-Man and Transformers lunch box. I’m sure there were a couple more. Hmmm.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 4:22 AM EDT

I have 3 lunchboxes that are worth speaking of here. All tin.

1. One with chihuahuas on it that says “welcome to the chihuahua zone”. I got it in 5th grade and continued to use it through 12th grade. It is small and beaten up but It reminds me of good times.

2. The Ramones. I like this one better than the chihuahua one, so I use it less. It did get used some in middle school, though, so it’s probably lost all collector’s value.

3. A Popples lunchbox I found at the local junk shop. It has someone else’s name written on it in red sharpie. I’ve only used it once, to carry snacks for a long bus ride.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 4:24 AM EDT

That’s what 16 minutes. You lose Magic. By your own rule.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:25 AM EDT

I tell you, X-E is the only way to party.

Posted by hoverbored @ 07/14/2007 4:25 AM EDT

kinda off topic but i just remembered my old spider man backpack. It was real shitty plastic and had a huge spidey face on the back. I remember walking home and all of my books falling down out the back. I made like 3 sobbing trips from there to my house trying to pretend nothing happened…shitty plastic backpacks.

Which also reminds me of the ghostbuster’s costume my dad made out of a backpack some duct tape and cardboard. I rocked that thing up and down the block.

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 4:25 AM EDT

Damn. I guess I can no longer win, but I can offer moral support to the remaining contestants.

Posted by Magic Toy @ 07/14/2007 4:26 AM EDT

my ghostbuster’s outfit was made out of ghostbuster’s toy equipment.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:28 AM EDT

that’s cool man I really wanted some for my costume but they were all sold out…saving things for the last minute=story of my life

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 4:29 AM EDT

OK, so this page started acting bizarre in Firefox, I had to switch Browsers. I hate Safari.

Posted by Hazzard @ 07/14/2007 4:30 AM EDT

Oh, mine wasn’t just a halloween outfit. I got the stuff for that previous christmas and just chose to wear it all the time from then on, even when I wasn’t playing ghostbusters.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:31 AM EDT

Oh now backpacks, that is a great topic.

I had this blue one throughout elementary school. Just so beloved to me. I still have it somewhere. I’ll kill somebody if my mom threw it out. I had a Green Jansport in Middle School. I took off Jansport and sewed an Exxon patch in its place. Hence my first screenname, Exxonman. In HighSchool I used this one I bought at the college I’ve attended for 8 years now. I sewed an Adeline records patch over the college logo. In college, I got a messanger bag. I took off the strap and replaced it with a green Ernie Ball guitar strap. Then I put a Blink patch, and a Sgt. Peppers patch on it. Finally, I took my Black Parade tshirt and cut out the logo. I stapled that onto it.

I’m still using that bag today.

Posted by Knegative @ 07/14/2007 4:32 AM EDT

I had a few of the figures never got into dressing up as things until it became that time of the year and then bitching that i had nothing…

Posted by Danny J @ 07/14/2007 4:33 AM EDT

infact, suppressed memory: I wore that stuff to a family gathering. I remember it now as one of the pivitol moments where I decided I hate my mom’s side. They don’t care if youre small, they tease everyone beyond the acceptable point.

Posted by dohopoki @ 07/14/2007 4:34 AM EDT

Backpacks are a bitter subject for me. I had a great backpack that I got in, oh, 4th grade maybe? It was the only one I’d ever had that held up to the kind of wear and tear I put on backpacks. It would probably still be with me if some jackass in 9th grade hadn’t decided to slice it up with scissors. God I hated that school.

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