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Summer Megaparty: Pokemon Diamond.

I really, really love Pokemon Diamond, and I think you will, too. It's very much in the same spirit as all of the other Pokemon games, and while nothing will match the original thrill of sifting through Celadon City on the hunt for a free Eevee, Diamond (and Pokemon Pearl) just spin the idea into something so immense and involved that it's nearly impossible to put the DS down once you get into a groove.


It's the kind of game that requires a lot of patience, not because it's in any way difficult, but because you'll be tempted to "finish the levels already" and skip all of the little cool things lurking around just about everywhere. Like, you'll go into a hundred different houses and know that no more than six of them will have anything you even remotely need, and yet, you're cheating yourself if you don't start a conversation with every person and electronic device found inside, because that's the thrill -- all of the exploration.

I've clocked nearly six hours of play at press time, and I've barely scratched the surface. I've only got one of the eight gym badges, so on a conservative estimate, there's at least thirty hours solid of play before things start winding down.

I'm late to the dance on this recommendation, but I'll make it anyway: Buy this game. Then trade me a Charmander, because I really want one. (Yes, you can connect with your friends using the DS's Wi-Fi capabilities, for battles and trades and slapped fives.)

Without further ado, my current Pokemon team:


My first Pokemon and team leader is "Monferno," an evolved form of "Chimchar." Monferno bests the rest by being a monkey and by having a tail that's perpetually on fire. Second in command is "Luxio," evolved from a "Shinx." I kind of regret nicknaming him "Bluey" now that I see that his evolutionary track is only going to make him blacker, but even with a stupid name, he's still a cool cat.

I've been trying to bring up a "Budew" as my team's third-in-command, but he's neck-and-neck with "Shellos," a pink sea slug who may very well end up as my next mindless doodle the next time I'm on hold with the cable company.

In the fifth spot is "Geodude," a G1 Pokemon who looks like a Swedish meatball. Rounding out the team is some beaver-esque thing called "Bidoof." I've been thoroughly neglecting Bidoof because he looks like an asshole on my battle screen. Sucks, because he looked really cool from the front.

Also of note: When I picked up the game, a nearby clearance rack caught my eye. I'm ten bucks poorer, but one Pikachu DS carrying case and a few Pokemon cartoons richer:


Do they still make those Game Boys Advance Video cartridges? Always seemed like a dumb idea to me, but I have a terrible track record when it comes to turning down any Toys 'R' Us product with a red clearance sticker. Mmmm. The cartridge includes two full episodes of the Pokemon cartoon, and one of those two is all about Ho-Oh. I've been saving it for my next long bus ride into the city, but now that I think about it, I'm going to feel way too dumb watching Pokemon on a corporate commuter bus. Maybe I can fashion my DS some kind of cardboard shield.

And now that I think about it some more, the Pikachu carry case is sized for the DS Lite, not the bulky old model I'm still rocking. I wasted ten bux. :(

Posted by Matt on 07/11/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 112 comments

Keep that chin up, Matt.

I kick it with an old skool DS, too. I love my big, red bulge.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 07/12/2007 10:16 AM


How can I get a squritle I heard hes not on the new game? Hes always been my favorite Pokemon especially is 3 evolution.

Chestnuts roasted by mjgrass @ 07/12/2007 11:02 AM


Haven’t seen it, Magic Toe, though of course Death Proof made me want to. It’s playing nearby in the next few weeks so I’m interested in whether it’s worth checking out (Vanishing Point, that is. I’m already seeing Death Proof tomorrow :D ).

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 07/12/2007 11:05 AM


From that picture, Bidoof looks like he has a cupcake for a face…

Chestnuts roasted by Mary Mary @ 07/12/2007 12:17 PM


I got my DS at launch. I prefer bulkier feel, but I would love to have the brighter screens and larger stylus. And now that I hear the “new” PSP allows for video output I am really begin to curse my early adopter ways.

Chestnuts roasted by 9Line @ 07/12/2007 12:48 PM


Anybody look into Nintendo’s E3 conference?

Looks pretty kick ass. Finally got an official release date for Mario Galaxy (Nov 12th) which I can’t wait for. The zapper and Mario Kart look neato.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 07/12/2007 1:09 PM


squee4242

You are seeing Death Proof alone? I am assuming Grindhouse has been split up. I know there was talk of that when the film first hit and some theaters around where I live even did it the second week. I contacted one of the theaters and was told that the studio had decided to split up the films in certain markets to see if they played any better. I suppose that means to check and see if they could make more money.

I watched a double-feature of Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry & Vanishing Point last night. Yes, it was without a doubt Tarantino-inspired. I had already seen DMCL a very long time ago, barely remembering it, but VP was a new experience. I actually enjoyed it quite a bit.

The style of the films, especially the sudden endings, definitely made me want to watch Death Proof again. Who knows when it will finally hit DVD.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toe @ 07/12/2007 1:25 PM


Norbert: If you want, I can get you the icelandic version with raunchy subtitles.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 07/12/2007 1:29 PM


Shaunfu – Yeah you probably are getting a Babies R Us. I know our store is moving in like 2 years and we’re going to have one, then. Thank God. I’m so sick of hearing people bitch that there isn’t one nearby. Actually the Target owner guy took over about a year or two ago, but we’ve had so many f’ed up changes over that time span, they can’t make up their minds as to what they want to do as a “standard”.

I don’t think our distribution centers are changing any, so there shouldn’t really be a decrease in toy supply.

Cotter – I haven’t seen one Halloween item enter the store yet, except for infant costumes of the “shirt and pants painted to look like a skeleton” variety. Thankfully it’s still early, and though I have no hope for seeing much other than costumes, I’ll keep you updated. :D But yeah, the past 2 years at my store has absolutely sucked for Halloween goods.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 07/12/2007 1:52 PM


Magic Toe, last I heard they were saying possibly September for the Death Proof DVD; no word on the Planet Terror release though. I can’t wait to see the extended versions of both, but I’m seeing the regular Grindhouse release tomorrow. I am inordinately excited about this, considering I’ve already seen it twice.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 07/12/2007 2:02 PM


Oooh MALE ARCHERY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvhPUpfN-VQ

RAUNCHYYY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lM1RjzBVKo

Extra Pirate-y goodness.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash is haunted by the catchy pirate music @ 07/12/2007 2:45 PM


squee4242

Haha. I’ve seen it twice at the theater as well. The first time I made the mistake of taking my girlfriend. I think she still holds it against me to this day. The next weekend I was a bit more intelligent and took my brother.

Hey, click the link on my name. It looks like we missed the boat on the full experience, but you can still check out the beginning.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toe @ 07/12/2007 2:46 PM


Ohhh yeah, Pokemon Diamond! You rock, Matt! ;D I’ve been hooked on that game for months now; I have over 200 hours clocked on it. Sorry I can’t breed a Charmander for you. I have a Charizard on my main team, but he’s male. =( Let me know if you want a Phione or Munchlax. ;D

You can breed Charizard with a Ditto. You find it on Rte 218 with the pokeradar, which also requires National Dex. (it takes a while to find it, though)

As for the Old Starters, you need to transfer them from the GBA game to PAL Park in Diamond/Pearl, but you need National Dex first. You get the Kanto & Hoenn Starters in their respective games (Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald, FireRed/Leafgreen) but the Johto starters are a bit trickier…You get one after completing the Hoenn Dex in Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald.

With Eeveelutions…I agree that I love Vaporeon, but 1) my original Eevee back in Red was a Vaporeon 2) It was luckily female when I transferred it to Silver so I was able to breed it. 3) I already have a good water type (Empoleon) 4) I’m thinking of evolving it to Flareon, as I need a solid fire type.

And I’ll take that Phione. My FC is 1976 6905 0153. Sadly, I can only access WiFi every once in a while, as I don’t have it in my house.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 07/12/2007 2:47 PM


squee4242

Haha. I’ve seen it twice at the theater as well. The first time I made the mistake of taking my girlfriend. I think she still holds it against me to this day. The next weekend I was a bit more intelligent and took my brother.

Hey, check out the link below. It looks like we missed the boat on the full experience, but you can still check out the beginning.

http://tinyurl.com/283l4k

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toe @ 07/12/2007 2:48 PM


Woah! Monferno looks like the Ultimate Warrior! I started with the new bulbasuar thing, so I didn’t notice it until now.

Chestnuts roasted by sixshooter @ 07/12/2007 4:20 PM


Ryane,

Thanks for the information. Funny, my Target is always fantastic about keeping it seasonal. They never run out of Halloween soda (I hope that link turns out). They also have little corners of the store devoted to Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween (and sometimes Valentines Day).

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 07/12/2007 4:28 PM


Oops, I put my name as Ryane. Sorry.

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 07/12/2007 4:29 PM


I was about to get into Pokemon when it first became popular (I watched a show or two. I played one of the games,) but then it got too complicated with Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Gold, Pokemon Chartreuse, and so on.

For me, there’s not a big enough difference between the old DS and the DS Lite, so I’ve been sticking with the former.

Chestnuts roasted by Dr. Acula @ 07/12/2007 5:52 PM


I REALLY want to transfer my old pokemon into Pokemon Diamond. I’ve put over 40 hours in so far and I’m STILL working on that stupid national dex. It’s a pain I tell ya. A pain.

Matt, now that you have Pokemon Diamond & Pokemon Stadium, I’m ready to woop some ass!

Chestnuts roasted by Empare @ 07/12/2007 6:10 PM


So who wants to do some yoga using their Wii:

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/e3-day-two-nintendo/522702

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 07/12/2007 7:26 PM


I’ve learned never to say never, JLAJRC :P

Phantom Hourglass, ftw, and I really wish they had said something about Pilotwiings.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 07/12/2007 7:41 PM


I picked up Pearl because it seemed to be the version that no one wanted. Just finishing up the game now, trying to get through the last bit of push before you can start importing all your old Pokemon in. Just need to see five more Pokemon.

Chestnuts roasted by Gillman @ 07/12/2007 8:08 PM


Norbert – will I be able to breed a -male- Charizard with Ditto? If that is so, this turns around everything I thought I knew about Pokemon breeding. >.> I was under the impression that only females would reproduce, even with Dittos.

I think I already have you registered in my pal pad from the last time there was a big Pokemon discussion in this blog. Let me dig mine up: 4124 1605 7416. I’ll go stuff Manaphy in the daycare with a sexy Ditto. Oh yeah, I can get on wifi anytime I’m home, so feel free to message me on AIM at Oh My Gackt or Yahoo at ayachansenpai to let me know when you can get on.

I just bought a Shellos toy at the Japanese supermarket, and I noticed that Matt’s image of of the green/blue form of Shellos, but the color is pink. >.> So which do you actually have, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Ariel @ 07/12/2007 10:04 PM


I’ve got the pink one.

Also, it happened: I lost about 45 minutes of the game to a power drain last night. It’s going to suck doing that over. :(

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/12/2007 10:54 PM


Ahh, yeah, shortly after I wrote that, I realized that you won’t encounter the blue/green ones until you get to Pastoria. And man, that sucks. =(

Chestnuts roasted by Ariel @ 07/13/2007 1:02 AM


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