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Summer Megaparty: Pokemon Diamond.

I really, really love Pokemon Diamond, and I think you will, too. It's very much in the same spirit as all of the other Pokemon games, and while nothing will match the original thrill of sifting through Celadon City on the hunt for a free Eevee, Diamond (and Pokemon Pearl) just spin the idea into something so immense and involved that it's nearly impossible to put the DS down once you get into a groove.


It's the kind of game that requires a lot of patience, not because it's in any way difficult, but because you'll be tempted to "finish the levels already" and skip all of the little cool things lurking around just about everywhere. Like, you'll go into a hundred different houses and know that no more than six of them will have anything you even remotely need, and yet, you're cheating yourself if you don't start a conversation with every person and electronic device found inside, because that's the thrill -- all of the exploration.

I've clocked nearly six hours of play at press time, and I've barely scratched the surface. I've only got one of the eight gym badges, so on a conservative estimate, there's at least thirty hours solid of play before things start winding down.

I'm late to the dance on this recommendation, but I'll make it anyway: Buy this game. Then trade me a Charmander, because I really want one. (Yes, you can connect with your friends using the DS's Wi-Fi capabilities, for battles and trades and slapped fives.)

Without further ado, my current Pokemon team:


My first Pokemon and team leader is "Monferno," an evolved form of "Chimchar." Monferno bests the rest by being a monkey and by having a tail that's perpetually on fire. Second in command is "Luxio," evolved from a "Shinx." I kind of regret nicknaming him "Bluey" now that I see that his evolutionary track is only going to make him blacker, but even with a stupid name, he's still a cool cat.

I've been trying to bring up a "Budew" as my team's third-in-command, but he's neck-and-neck with "Shellos," a pink sea slug who may very well end up as my next mindless doodle the next time I'm on hold with the cable company.

In the fifth spot is "Geodude," a G1 Pokemon who looks like a Swedish meatball. Rounding out the team is some beaver-esque thing called "Bidoof." I've been thoroughly neglecting Bidoof because he looks like an asshole on my battle screen. Sucks, because he looked really cool from the front.

Also of note: When I picked up the game, a nearby clearance rack caught my eye. I'm ten bucks poorer, but one Pikachu DS carrying case and a few Pokemon cartoons richer:


Do they still make those Game Boys Advance Video cartridges? Always seemed like a dumb idea to me, but I have a terrible track record when it comes to turning down any Toys 'R' Us product with a red clearance sticker. Mmmm. The cartridge includes two full episodes of the Pokemon cartoon, and one of those two is all about Ho-Oh. I've been saving it for my next long bus ride into the city, but now that I think about it, I'm going to feel way too dumb watching Pokemon on a corporate commuter bus. Maybe I can fashion my DS some kind of cardboard shield.

And now that I think about it some more, the Pikachu carry case is sized for the DS Lite, not the bulky old model I'm still rocking. I wasted ten bux. :(

Posted by Matt on 07/11/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 112 comments

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Pokemon.

In preparation for the upcoming Friday the 13th, i present to you a gift, Matt.
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Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 07/11/2007 8:59 PM


That whole post might as well have been in Swaheli. I’m no Pokemon-er. Sorry Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Dane @ 07/11/2007 8:59 PM


Don’t worry, Dane. Tomorrow’s post will be of broader interest. :)

Bill: I love F132′s trailer. Wasn’t really a scary movie, but that trailer really worked.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/11/2007 9:02 PM


I’d trade you a charmander, but I don’t think I have one on me.

Chestnuts roasted by Anonymous @ 07/11/2007 9:03 PM


The carrying case may still work with your DS. I bought a white one fashioned with various Mario things, and while my DS (bulky full-sized version) fits quite snugly, it still fits. So hopefully yours will too!

Chestnuts roasted by Mike P @ 07/11/2007 9:03 PM


I don’t think they make the GBA video cartidges anymore, but you can probably find them on clearance some places. I own the same one you do, and another one (Johto Photo Finsh, I think it’s called, is on it) and I firmly deny *sweats bullets* the ownership of a Strawberry Shortcake cartridge *shifty eyes*

Hey, look on the bright side (can’t get much brighter than that case, can you?) you could…you could keep sunglasses in the case 8)

Chestnuts roasted by Cutie Kitsune @ 07/11/2007 9:06 PM


How about a free Chamander egg? :/

Chestnuts roasted by Anonymous @ 07/11/2007 9:07 PM


For some reason I thought TRU was having its “double clearance” sale, so when I brought the thing up to the register, I was expecting to pay five dollars. It took me too long to remember that GREEN clearance stickers meant double clearance, and took even longer for me to remember that that particular sale ended over a year ago. I felt too stupid to put it back, so here I am.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/11/2007 9:08 PM


You’re not alone Matt. I’m still sporting the cluncky, old DS also…a hand-me-down, from my son. I still have not been bitten by the Poke-bug.

Chestnuts roasted by Mufu @ 07/11/2007 9:10 PM


I, too, still use the fat boy DS. Even though the screen and size may not beat the Lite, the sound definitely does. Those things get /loud/.
Anyone else pumped for Halloween yet? I’m starting to get very hopeful (then shortly disappointed) every time I step foot into Walgreens these days.

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 07/11/2007 9:15 PM


Monkey’s on fire. Might wanna look to that.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 07/11/2007 9:15 PM


Well, if you really want the Charmander, I just hatched one. I’m a big fan of X-E and I’d kill for a Pokemon from your game.

Chestnuts roasted by Tash @ 07/11/2007 9:19 PM


Interesting how there haven’t been any free roaming Pokemon games in 3D yet. Yes, that excludes Stadium and Pokemon Snap.

I also always hate Stadium because the moves were all the same. I remember renting it when it first came out and getting pissed because my Bulbasaur (?) attacked with lightning.

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 07/11/2007 9:23 PM


Eddie: I’m trying desperately to keep my Halloweenosity at bay, because I know how I usually get by August. I’m just glad that I can make my schedule a little more fit-for-me for the first time in a few years, and maybe actually do some of the Halloweeny things I’ve been pining for.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/11/2007 9:25 PM


Sorry Matt, I only have a Squirtle. When I started the game my mind was only determined to catch mostly G1 Pokemon only for some reason, so my roster ended up being a Piplup, Starly, Geodude, Ponyta, Psyduck, and Zubat (even though Zubat totally sucks, no pun intended).

Chestnuts roasted by Boomstick @ 07/11/2007 9:28 PM


I’m glad you liked it, pal. I’m a sucker for old horror trailers. I especially enjoyed the Jaws trailer. That guys voice alone will give me nightmares.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 07/11/2007 9:28 PM


Matt,

You just made my day.

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 07/11/2007 9:29 PM


I’m happy to see I’m not the only person with a first version DS.

I totally missed the whole Lazy Dazy post from last night, but I had better things to do … you know like go to a midnight screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I’m a huge Harry Potter nerd … I mean fan, and while I was entertained I was slightly disappointed in some plot changes.

Chestnuts roasted by iAMYou @ 07/11/2007 9:37 PM


Wait til you get to Eterna City and get to the Underground. You get the Explorer’s Kit from the house next to the pokemon center. It gets even more addicting with this little feature added.

It’s the only place you can get the fossils (Diamond gets you the version-exclusive Cranidos), and you get an assload of the evolution stones there, especially after getting the National Dex (I currently have 7 Water stones)

And, yes, there is a free Eevee in this game too. BUT you need to get the National Dex first (see all 150 pokemon in the Sinnoh Dex). You get it in the house next to the pokemon center in Hearthhome City.

Also, you can only get Charmanders from transferring one from FireRed/LeafGreen to PAL Park onto a Dimond or Pearl game.

You evolve Budew by Friendship during the day. Bidoof evolves into Bibarel, the token HM Slave of the game, learning 6 of the 8 HMs (Fly & Defog are flying-type moves)

Here is my Pearl team:

Empoleon
Staraptor
Bronzong
Luxray
Skuntank (japenese one off GTS, not available in Pearl)
Golem.

This was my 6 that beat the Elite 4, and I’m getting ready to train more battle-ready pokemon.

Also, speaking of my free Eevee…what should I evolve mine into? These are the choices:

Vaporeon (Water stone)
Jolteon (Thunder Stone)
Flareon (Fire Stone)
Espeon (Friendship during Day)
Umbreon (Friendship during Night)
Leafeon (level up at Moss Rock in Eterna Forest)
Glaceon (level up at Ice Rock on Rte 217)

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 07/11/2007 9:40 PM


I evolved Eevee into Umbreon.

Chestnuts roasted by Boomstick @ 07/11/2007 9:41 PM


I’ve always liked Vaporeon.

Chestnuts roasted by Tash @ 07/11/2007 9:42 PM


I know how you feel Matt about Clearance priced items I cannot not buy one if it’s cheap enough and if I have a slight interest. Walmart the other day were marking things down like crazy in the clearance section to try to get rid of everything most was crap but there was a trivial pursuit snl edition game there for 10 bucks i’ve been wanting. I honestly don’t play board games and have no one that would be able to tolerate me playing it so even if I had the money it wouldn’t be smart.

I love yard sales too and I can finally go this weekend because my best friend is getting paid on friday, that is a different story. I could go on and on and on about how many great things i’ve found. Like I got a practically new rain coat target brand for 2 bucks that I have needed for a good 3 years. Woohoo. Ok I’m done.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 07/11/2007 9:53 PM


My eyes!! My eyes!!! It’s hideous!!

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 07/11/2007 10:05 PM


Bidoof isn’t THAT hideous.

Chestnuts roasted by Anonymous @ 07/11/2007 10:06 PM


Pokemon Diamond was actually my very first Pokemon game, and after I got it I played it like a drug for nearly a month before I forced ymself to stop. The amazing thing was that there are still things I could do in the game, even after playing that long! I want to pick it up again, but I’ve been ‘Pokemon sober’ for awhile and I’m not sure it is such a good ideas :P . Plus, I’ve got tons of other games I still need to finish before the summer ends/Mario Strikers comes out.

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 07/11/2007 10:07 PM


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