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Summer Megaparty: Pokemon Diamond.

I really, really love Pokemon Diamond, and I think you will, too. It's very much in the same spirit as all of the other Pokemon games, and while nothing will match the original thrill of sifting through Celadon City on the hunt for a free Eevee, Diamond (and Pokemon Pearl) just spin the idea into something so immense and involved that it's nearly impossible to put the DS down once you get into a groove.


It's the kind of game that requires a lot of patience, not because it's in any way difficult, but because you'll be tempted to "finish the levels already" and skip all of the little cool things lurking around just about everywhere. Like, you'll go into a hundred different houses and know that no more than six of them will have anything you even remotely need, and yet, you're cheating yourself if you don't start a conversation with every person and electronic device found inside, because that's the thrill -- all of the exploration.

I've clocked nearly six hours of play at press time, and I've barely scratched the surface. I've only got one of the eight gym badges, so on a conservative estimate, there's at least thirty hours solid of play before things start winding down.

I'm late to the dance on this recommendation, but I'll make it anyway: Buy this game. Then trade me a Charmander, because I really want one. (Yes, you can connect with your friends using the DS's Wi-Fi capabilities, for battles and trades and slapped fives.)

Without further ado, my current Pokemon team:


My first Pokemon and team leader is "Monferno," an evolved form of "Chimchar." Monferno bests the rest by being a monkey and by having a tail that's perpetually on fire. Second in command is "Luxio," evolved from a "Shinx." I kind of regret nicknaming him "Bluey" now that I see that his evolutionary track is only going to make him blacker, but even with a stupid name, he's still a cool cat.

I've been trying to bring up a "Budew" as my team's third-in-command, but he's neck-and-neck with "Shellos," a pink sea slug who may very well end up as my next mindless doodle the next time I'm on hold with the cable company.

In the fifth spot is "Geodude," a G1 Pokemon who looks like a Swedish meatball. Rounding out the team is some beaver-esque thing called "Bidoof." I've been thoroughly neglecting Bidoof because he looks like an asshole on my battle screen. Sucks, because he looked really cool from the front.

Also of note: When I picked up the game, a nearby clearance rack caught my eye. I'm ten bucks poorer, but one Pikachu DS carrying case and a few Pokemon cartoons richer:


Do they still make those Game Boys Advance Video cartridges? Always seemed like a dumb idea to me, but I have a terrible track record when it comes to turning down any Toys 'R' Us product with a red clearance sticker. Mmmm. The cartridge includes two full episodes of the Pokemon cartoon, and one of those two is all about Ho-Oh. I've been saving it for my next long bus ride into the city, but now that I think about it, I'm going to feel way too dumb watching Pokemon on a corporate commuter bus. Maybe I can fashion my DS some kind of cardboard shield.

And now that I think about it some more, the Pikachu carry case is sized for the DS Lite, not the bulky old model I'm still rocking. I wasted ten bux. :(

Posted by Matt on 07/11/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 112 comments

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anyone know how to actually use the underground? i have never seen anyone there… and when i am there i dont think my wifi bars show a signal even though i know my DS connects with no problems

Chestnuts roasted by HiFlex @ 07/13/2007 9:53 AM


The underground only works with other people with a DS within range of yours. You would need to get a group of friends together in the same room in order to meet someone there.

Chestnuts roasted by SuperRecoome @ 07/13/2007 10:41 AM


Instead of a Chamander,How about a Charizard?Heres my friend code and Nickname:Dani
3179-2876-4723 Add me on your pal pad!

Chestnuts roasted by Dani @ 07/14/2007 3:06 PM


My pokemon team would turn your team inside out then feel bad and turn them outside in. Then they would eat them or something because that is how I roll…What Im really trying to say is how do you make the wireless connection work?

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 07/15/2007 1:01 AM


“Bidoof” is, without a doubt, the single coolest name in history. Not just for Pokemon, but the flat-out coolest name ever.

Chestnuts roasted by Rabi @ 07/16/2007 12:15 AM


I hate Bidoof for his name and his stupid looking stupid-ness. He is just so ugly and stupid that I can’t stand to have him on my team. Bibarel is even worse.

Chestnuts roasted by JJJon @ 07/16/2007 2:57 PM


Pearl is awesome too. I got one of those clearance packs too, but mine came with a sick stylus, a DS LITE case (which won’t work for me, same way as you do.) and a screen protector which I didn’t need. I beat the first part (aka the champion stuff) in 6 days.

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel Radcliffe's Future Wife @ 07/16/2007 3:04 PM


Drop me an email (zanafarr@yahoo.co.uk) if you want a Spiritomb.

Chestnuts roasted by Marsten @ 07/16/2007 3:42 PM


You win for picking Chimchar AND for picking Diamond. Best Starter, best version. You’ll thank yourself later when you get to the Elite Four.

While you’re at it, get a Stunky. Once it evolves into Skuntank, It fires Flamethrowers, presumably out of its butt.

Chestnuts roasted by Shai @ 07/18/2007 10:13 PM


Whooooaaaa….I’ve really gotten behind in Pokethings!

To all the Vanishing Point posters:

“There goes the challenger, being chased by the super blue meanies on wheels, the vicious traffic squadcars are after our lone driver,the last American hero, the Olympic centaur, the demigod, the golden driver of the golden west.Too nasty not to cause a profile on the beautiful lone driver,the police cars are getting closer,closer,closer to our soul hero in his soul mobile. Yeah,baby,they about to get him, smash,rape the last beautiful free soul on this planet…..”—Cleavon Little “Vanishing Point”

Chestnuts roasted by Hoodoo @ 07/20/2007 8:57 AM


I have been reading these post thingies for the past 2 hours. You pokepeople need to add me on yer games (I am looking at you, Mat) Hahah.

Chestnuts roasted by Jonathan Schwandt @ 12/17/2008 7:08 AM


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