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Summer Megaparty: Happy 4th!

I'm recovering from an all-night pre-4th bender, so this will be brief. Happy 4th of JOO-LIE! (And to those of you in other nations, happy Wednesday!) We don't have anything planned for the rest of the day, and I'm just now realizing that I completely forget to pick up gigantic steaks yesterday, leaving me with nothing to grill but a couple of bell peppers and a red onion. So, no barbecue...no fireworks...I'm the worst American ever.

On the other hand, traditions come in all shapes and sizes. What's that I'm seeing on my television set at this very moment? A motherfuckin' Twilight Zone marathon. Yes! And God is on my side today, because I caught it just at the start at one of my very favorite episodes, "Eye of the Beholder." You know the one. Bandaged freak girl stuck in a hospital having multiple reconstructive surgeries to look normal...but when the bandages come off, it's a SWERVE!


...because in this world, being beautiful means looking like a cross between a pig and "Influence" from Dick Tracy. There's a lot of great episodes left in the marathon, which runs until 5 AM on the Sci-Fi Network. Check it out if all Independence Day means to you is a license to do nothing.

Also, today's a good day for a look back at the "Cherry Cracker" Kool-Aid review -- one of the world's only Independence Day-themed beverages.

Posted by Matt on 07/04/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 79 comments

My Fav Twilight zone is “For whome the bell tolls,” which is about a retiring English teacher. Probably obscure.

Twilight Zone still ranks as the best writing ever in Television, IMO.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 07/05/2007 7:21 PM


Ellen Degeneres last year I believe did a show on infomercials, going in and out of break she showed clips of really old infomericals. Man Ronco in the 70′s and 80′s made some really shitty shit lol like an electric plastic pottery wheel. She had one there and turned on and that engine was noisy, it was 15.00 bucks. I used to watch those things all the time I was fasinated with them when I was a kid. I pretended that I didn’t know anything except what they told me and let them try to convince me to buy that product. There are some people that buy those sauna belts and such and I can’t believe it. there is informericalscams.com that tells you about products and how they suck. Another site is a message board I don’t remember what it’s called so google it.

My fav informerical as a kid was a product called the pump and seal it looked like a glamorous bike pump, it was a blueish purple and you sealed food and other things with it. There was these labels you were supposed to put over the hole I don’t know what they were called but my cousin (the one that just had a b-day) and I called them bandaids because they looked exactly like bandaids. My Grandma after 10 minutes or so of an infomerical she would tell me to change the station there was so much she could take. I have always wondered if i could work on a shopping channel and how do you get that job? I think I could do it. Especially the ‘useful household solutions’ segments.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 07/05/2007 9:24 PM


There was a Godzilla 90s Movie Marathon on Encore action. To bad I only caught some of it.

Chestnuts roasted by Frumious @ 07/05/2007 11:27 PM


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