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Summer Megaparty: Micro Magic French Fries!

It's July! We still have a month of Megapartying to go! Let's start with potatoes.

As a kid, any excuse to use that wonderful thing called a "microwave" was a good one, but even without the thrill of cooking my own food like a superstar, I still would've adored "Micro Magic" fries.


There was a whole line of Micro Magic microwaveable foods available in the '80s, but the fries...there was nothing on the planet like those fries. They were kind of like the fries you'd get on the hot lunch line at school, assuming you took them home in a napkin, chilled them, and nuked them back to the appropriate level of hot, oily fun. After opening the boxes, you zapped 'em right inside the package, which served the dual purpose of making the fries taste something like cardboard and making the cardboard smell something like fries. They were crude, disgusting and absolutely delicious.

I went on a little Internet hunt that took me to the poorly translated webpages of Japan, where the Micro Magic line has evidently lived on for all of these years. I've never had much of an interest in world travel, but for these fries, I think I'd do it. From what I could gather, they're pretty common over there.

I really should credit the blog I found the picture above on, but I totally lost it. Had like fifteen tabs open in Firefox, all in Japanese, and I just got overwhelmed. Sorry, mystery blog. I owe you one.

What are some of the foods you wish you could eat one more time? Answer in the comments!

Posted by Matt on 07/01/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 263 comments

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Pure coïncidence, but first chance to be first!

Chestnuts roasted by Grashnar @ 07/01/2007 3:47 AM


There is a diner – at least I hope it’s still there – in or near Melbourne, FL. I can’t recall the name, but it had a shark on the sign and the place was very blue. Anyway, this place had the whole ‘dive diner’ feel, but they had a mulit-paged menu divided into sections containing different types of food -American, Italian, etc. And this place was open 24/7. Now to the point: that place had anything we wanted at anytime and the food was always so amazing. I would kill to eat anything from that place again.

I also get cravings for snacks form the Rocky River Brewing Company near Cleveland, OH every now and then.

I know those aren’t “foods from my childhood”; I’ll work on those while I sleep ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 07/01/2007 4:19 AM


Magic Middles, Sweet Spots, Pop Qwiz, Dinersaurs cereal, and Sir Chomps a Lot. I know Chef Boyardee still make stiny little raviolis, but they’re not the same without a crocodile on the label.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 07/01/2007 4:27 AM


Oh and Giggles cookies. Of course.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 07/01/2007 4:33 AM


Foods I could eat one more time? Wow – that’s a tough one. If I had to make a choice right now, I’d say either Crystal Clear Pepsi or Luigi Berry soda from Shasta.

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 07/01/2007 4:34 AM


more of a beverage: Surge. I loved that stuff back in the day

Chestnuts roasted by soundsurfer @ 07/01/2007 4:48 AM


I wish Burger King still had Cini Minis. If the late 90′s had one thing to offer, it was those.

Chestnuts roasted by Boomstick @ 07/01/2007 5:34 AM


The one thing that comes to mind is this kind of fruit snack from around 1991. I think they had horse-shaped(?) or other animal-shaped pieces, and I remember them being colored kind of like birthday cakes, white and pink and blue (each piece was multicolored). Maybe they were birthday cake-shaped? I remember really liking those things, and that I would sneak a package of them and eat them huddled in my closet when I was four. I don’t remember much in terms of flavor or consistency, but I guess they were sort of chewy or something. It’s a bit hard to describe. I guess it was sort of unique among fruit snacks. I wouldn’t mind trying some of those again. I can almost remember how they tasted!

Chestnuts roasted by Hoverbored @ 07/01/2007 5:48 AM


Sorry, I have one more idea for the jukebox. How about “Spin That Wheel” from the original Ninja Turtles Movie Soundtrack? It just seems to strike me as a party song.

Chestnuts roasted by Hoverbored @ 07/01/2007 5:53 AM


Curly fries from Burger King. They used to bring them out every few months but they haven’t in years where I live :-(

Chestnuts roasted by Dani @ 07/01/2007 6:01 AM


Up until a couple of months ago I’d have said Frosted Krispies. I loved those as a kid. But I found them at Big Lots and decided to chance it because I’d been craving them for years and looking for them in vain up and down every cereal aisle. They were as good as I remember.

I would like to have this ice cream they used to make. It was soft serve in a papery cone thing, sort of like a bag you put frosting in to decorate a cake. I’d also like to find some Gatorade gum.

Chestnuts roasted by area geek @ 07/01/2007 6:14 AM


Wendy’s bacon and cheese baked potato.
0re Ida makes microwaveable fries, but they’re nothing to write home about.
Hooray for another month of Megapartying :D

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 07/01/2007 6:25 AM


Hershey’s Hulk green syrup. Oh, and this wickedly dyed red, white, and blue 4th of July caramel corn from a little place in a random junk mall (it has a Bible Superstore, enough said) that also turned my fecal matter bright green.

Chestnuts roasted by Mad Cow @ 07/01/2007 6:40 AM


The Colossus burger from Jack in the Box. I used to love those things when I was about 10 years old, and everyone was awed by my ability to usually almost finish them (I think they were like 3 meat patties and 3 kinds of cheese with bacon or something ungodly bad for you like that.)
I remember the commercials used to feature a 50 foot tall bald guy stomping around a city while crying, “I’m SOOOO hungry!”

Chestnuts roasted by Talia @ 07/01/2007 6:51 AM


Hey! I live in Britain where we still have these fries! Although they are called Mcain’s Micro Chips. They’ve been around for as long as i can remember and have the same carboardy greasy taste that you mention! Plus they also do a Mirco Pizza which acts like a sponge to soak up grease!

Chestnuts roasted by oldskoolrobot @ 07/01/2007 6:54 AM


Christmas Crunch…I’ve now gone two Christmases without them. =(

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 07/01/2007 7:16 AM


The old Trix, with the little sugary balls of original flavors.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 07/01/2007 8:53 AM


I have been lurking for a while, but first post. I truly miss ‘Almost home cookies’ maybe they were a figment of my imagination because I can’t find any mention of them anywhere. Every variety of them were delicious. I would totally fly to Japan if they had them there. Also, the original fingernail shaped ‘Fun Fruits’ fruit snacks…*drools*

Chestnuts roasted by itfemail @ 07/01/2007 8:59 AM


I am in Australia so you probably not heard of many of these but here it goes.
Hubba-bubba Bubblegum juice- Bubble gum flavoured soda

Apple and Strawberry box juice

Summer of Pepsi strawberry flavour

Dr Pepper (came and went)

Mc Rib with shaker seasoning chips

Watermelon Jollyrancher

I will probably think of heaps later.

Chestnuts roasted by Greg N @ 07/01/2007 10:10 AM


Corn Pops the popcorn flavoured cereal, do you still or ever get that in america. Soundlike something you would get but I have never heard it mentioned.

Chestnuts roasted by Greg N @ 07/01/2007 10:16 AM


OH MY FUCKING GOD MICROMAGIC FRIES ARE IN JAPAN?!!??!?!?!?!?!?! Matt, you’re taking me to Japan with you, you have no idea how much I worship these fries and how many people I’d kill to have them again. Seriously, this whole damn state isn’t worth just one of those fries, so fucking good after you let them cool for 2 minutes.

I might have to stay away from this post.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 07/01/2007 10:22 AM


You open the box, and then you reclose it but in a way that lets it vent, you microwave them for 2 minutes and then you let them cool for 2 minutes. You shake the box to loosen up the fries and then you season to taste.

I’d also put ketchup into the box and shake it again, making all the fries smothered in ketchup and eat them with a fork. I’m foaming at the mouth over here.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 07/01/2007 10:28 AM


Keebler used to make a snack chip called Pizzerias or Pizzarias….some spelling of the word….

anyway they were like doritos sort of, but only pizza flavored….they had cheese, pepperoni, and supreme.

I’d kill for an opportunity to eat supreme again.

Chestnuts roasted by SerialPsychosis @ 07/01/2007 10:38 AM


… and if you cut into a frozen fry, though they were crinkle cut, you could actually peal off a thick layer of potato and inside, I swear, there would be shoe string style cut french fry. You couldn’t tell this once they were cooked and I don’t know why it would be like this, perhaps it was part of the secret to them being microwavable but it sure enough was the case. I use to hold the box in the right hand and I’d eat them mostly after 3 AM while watching Nick at Night or TV Land. I remember eating all 3 boxes in the pack while watching an episode of My Three Sons where they go fishing.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 07/01/2007 10:45 AM


The cheap meat pies they sell at mall food courts in Australia. You just can’t get good meat pie in America, and all of the recipes I have found have so far failed to live up to the real thing. Meat pies in the UK are also very tasty, but they seem to include a lot more onion in the mix, and I’m not really a fan.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 07/01/2007 10:52 AM


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