2. I have never done drugs or drank anything stronger than non-alchoholic wine in my life and I’m in my mid-thirties.

3. I am addicted to RPG’s.

4. I can’t stand babies. I have two children, and I couldnt’ bear to be around them until they were at least a year old. I can’t take the crying and the incapability of conveying what’s wrong with them or what they want. My greatest fear is that I will have a stroke and wind up like that, unable to convey what I wish to.

5. The more my husband insists I’m beautiful and sexy, the less I love him. I can’t believe it, and know he’s lying to me, and it pisses me off, even when I know the idiot actually believes he is being honest. Fifteen years and he still says it and I still get violent ’see red’ mad when he says it to me.

Okay, 5 quirks…

1) I get anxious if I can’t park on the same side of the parking lot as I *always* do when going to different places… Like… I park to the right at Meijer, but to the left at Best Buy…

2) I can absolutely not share any drink with anyone… and while I realize that you necessarily swap spit with anyone you make out with, that doesn’t mean I want their floaties in my drink… and nobody can convince me that they don’t leave floaties when they drink something… Ew…

3)When I like a new song, I listen to it about… 12,000 times in a row (only a slight exaggeration) in order to make myself sick of it so that I don’t think about listening to it all the time…

4)I don’t like cutting the crust off of my sammiches, but I also don’t like eating it… so I eat right to the edge and throw out the crust and whatever was on the sammich that dared touch the crust!

5) I don’t have normal dreams… It’s all nightmares and while I was sleeping I gave my ex-boyfriend a bloody nose from punching him/the intruder in my dreams…. :0) All I can say is that while I felt bad for the punch at the time… it was a moment of total vindication in retrospect!

I also often wish that I can go back in time to age 3…with the knowledge I have now. I’d love to be a child prodigy…and I could re – do things, and work towards making my life better *now*.

I also often fantasize about what it would be like to be in school again…how I would handle social situations. I kind of wish I could go back,but I’m afraid of those homicidal kids :S

I also want to become extremely proficient at Ballet, Aerial Arts, and Rhythmic Gymnastics even though I have no intention of doing any of those things professionally.

I have way too many interests than I should!

I’m still pursuing them all to the fullest extent, Yay!

Omg…I didn’t think that anybody else did things like that, lol! I do that without realising… I think it’s a subconscious obsessive compulsive way of “protecting” whichever place that I’m in. I can’t make the little loops around doors, though, unless every member of my family is at home. I also have to smile a certain way in mirrors, and make sure that the light reflected in my eyes is clear and bright, otherwise I have to do it again until it is. I have a habit of doing that whenever I leave the house in the entry mirror…whenever I pass the mini hallway mirror next to my room, and before I go to bed, I do that in the bathroom mirror…and god…that takes AGES.

Anywaysies!

Quirks! Well…I have more ocd rituals than I can think of at the moment…

Okay.

1. I always find myself most attracted to gender bendy people. Ultra feminine guys (usually Japanese musicians), also masculine girls (i.e. Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry). I also have a thing for multi and trans – gendered people…heehee

2. I want to appear to be 12 years old forever.

3. I’m about 80% Fruitarian six days a week, but I’ll eat meat/dairy/etc. once a week!

4. I remember several dreams that I’ve had when I was very little…in great detail.

5. I have an on/off psychological/mental complex that makes me feel extremely disconnected from my body. It feels like everything around me is an illusion, or that I’m a ghost. It’s as if my brain is telling me that the things around me exist…while in the back of my mind, I wonder if they’re really there…I have panic attacks quite often as a result, and I’m also a hypochondriac…lol!

6. I *also* eat pizza in a strange way, heehee! First, I’ll eat the toppings, then the cheese, then I’ll eat the top part of the crust…with the sauce on it. Although, if it’s a thin, floppy crust, I’ll just eat it normally, heehee

1) I never threw away any of my stuffed animals that I collected as a little girl. In fact, I still have a strong urge to collect more, especially dogs or cats. I also still have my power ranger and ninja turtle action figures somewhere in my room. I hated barbies.
2) I also never tie my sneakers. I bought them (Vans), tied them, and maybe have had to tie them three or four times out of the 4+ years I’ve had them. I love them though.
3) I eat stuff on my plate one at a time. I’ll eat (in no order) potatoes, then veggies, then meat, but never jump back and forth between them.
4) I twirl my hair when I’m in thought. Or when I’m kinda bored. Or when I’m worried that my hair is messing up… this is probably a bad habit.
5) I play WoW – a lot of it. Probably more than one person ever should. I am compleatly obsessed with my druid and love raiding with her.

1. I often have conversations with myself and then refer to myself in the plural, like “We have to pay the bills”….

2. I am deathly afraid of surgery, incredibly afraid. I can’t even watch those operations on TV because it feels like I am going through that procedure.

3. I too used to imagine that the car I was in had giant sawblades that would cut everything down on the sides of the road. I still do when I ride with my mother somewhere.

4. I tend to put myself to sleep thinking about what kind of superpowers it would be cool to wake up with. Being able to stop time or morphing into anything are high the list.

5. I do a spot on immitation of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget but as soon as someone tells me to do, I refuse.

6. When I was young I saw the Twilight Zone movie and that damn thing on the wing of the plane that only the guy could see, scared the living crap out of me. I can fly in a plane now, but I would prefer it to be during the day.

7. I have to make my sandwiches the same way everytime or they’re just not good enough.

8. I love any 80’s cartoon no matter how bad it was/is. I still enjoy watching episodes of M.A.S.K, Centurions, and the short lives Visionaries cartoons. Love em.

9. I went to sleep watching the original Muppet Movie for about 2 years straight. I have a profound love of all things muppet related but generally keep it to myself.

10. I had two imaginary friends, but I use the term friends loosely. I actually didn’t like one of them.

11. I talk to animals too. I would be really sad if I didn’t.

That’s it for now!