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X-E’s Summer Megaparty: Begins June 20th!

After five minutes worth of careful deliberation, I'm happy to announce the forthcoming maybe-annual X-Entertainment Summer Megaparty! If you weren't here last year, the Megaparty is explained simply as a set period of time in which the blog will be updated on a daily basis. We did this all throughout August last year, and it seemed to work well enough. This time, I'm gunning to dance from 6/20 all the way through 8/1.

So, what will you see during X-E's Summer Megaparty? The beauty of it is...I don't know! What I loved most about last year's was the complete lack of theme or direction. One day, you'll get a toy review. Another day, a commercial download. Other days, I'll reach under my desk and write about whatever I yank out. Sometimes, I'll post a new entry shortly after midnight. Other times, 8 PM. It's lawless except for one rule: New blog entries, everyday from 6/20 through 8/1! Wheeee.

Posted by Matt on 06/17/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 91 comments

Alright. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve got a man-crush on Matt. It’s not a gay thing, I’m happily married with kids, it’s just…. I know I’m not the only one. Admit it men. C’mon, let it out. It’s OK.

X-E MEGAPARTY!!! The only way to get through the summer.

Chestnuts roasted by FungusMungus @ 06/18/2007 5:15 AM


Shaunfu: I did. That’s probably why it looks so bad; it was a cell phone cam. That is my secret beach that not many go to. The die hard surfers don’t like all the rocks and the beach peeps hate the rough surf. I think it is great.
The other day I saw two 600 lbs + sea turtles swimming less than ten yards of the rocks.
By the way, my buddy is there too. I wasn’t talking to myself. :)

Matt!!! I am on business in Savannah, GA and you really should come here for the Halloween countdown now that you freelance. Why? Let’s see….most haunted city in America (if you believe in that), pirates, bars every few feet, and open bottles are allowed on the streets. The bar I was at had a tunnel that pirates used to shanghai drunks for slave labor. Have you ever drank at the same bar pirates did 300 years ago? I could go on forever about this city but i won’t. I’ll blog it.

Jennyb7: You have a tough job. Good for you.

KB: Congrats on the job and move!

….back to work (sigh)

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 06/18/2007 6:55 AM


Hurray!!! Megaparty!

Chestnuts roasted by Doug @ 06/18/2007 8:48 AM


Hope everyone had a grand weekend and a superb father’s day, where applicable.

So I see we have a mega party to prepare for, should be fun, though I didn’t post last year, I was there reading and laughing.

So this weekend I was digging through boxes of old stuff in my garage and I found a cassette tape that had a couple songs my friend recorded for me, and on there was a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Rap”.

Has anybody heard this? I’ve searched and searched for this song and can’t find anybody even mentioning it on the internet, only other stupid TMNT rap songs that aren’t this one.

Some of the lyrics are:

[something something] and someone’s in trouble
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are there on the double
So let’s all join along and clap
To the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle rap!

I had to go to my brothers house to use his cassette player to play it since I don’t have one anymore, so I’d love to find this on mp3, and after a good hour of hardcore internet searching, I’ve found nothing, and if anybody knew anything about this song, or atleast even heard the piece of crap, it would Matt and X-E fans.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 06/18/2007 10:35 AM


I’m with Bill on the Savannah thing. We LOVED it. Damn good ghost tours too (at least the one we did).

Bill: Palm Beach, eh? That’s where I’m from. Florida native, born and raised. Managed to get a whole 3 hours north to Orlando, where I’ve been for the past ten years. Dammit, now I feel old!

Chestnuts roasted by purplegirl247 @ 06/18/2007 10:40 AM


Of course, I’ll be happy with whatever, but I have my fingers crossed for an 80′s commercial or two. That’s how I got hooked on this site in the first place. This is going to rock so hard.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 06/18/2007 11:02 AM


Ninja, ninja rrrap! What an awful song that was. I believe it was simply titled “Ninja Rap”.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 06/18/2007 11:27 AM


First, the Robot Chicken Star Wars episode was on last night, and the MegaParty is gettin’ ready to pull screaming out of the station! Time for the Chocodile Dance, Slam-dance style! 1, 2, 3… whooo!
*bonk*
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i’m okay….

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2007 12:02 PM


Summer Mega-Party! New Blogs every day?! Matt truly does love us. Thanks Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Joker @ 06/18/2007 12:11 PM


Justin

That rap is Vanilla Ice’s Ninja Turtle masterpiece. Another popular Ninja Turtle rap was one located on a cassette tape from a Bobbi Katz book about staying off drugs.

This rap song is neither of those raps mentioned.

I sent out a mass email to all my nerdy co-workers (I’m IT) and only one person has recognized the song, but has no clue where it came from either. Other than that, nobody I’ve asked has even heard it.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 06/18/2007 12:32 PM


Thanks Matt! Looking forward to it!

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 06/18/2007 1:26 PM


Yeah that was the Vanilla Ice Turtle Rap for sho’….

You can download it off emule for sure, that’s where I got my copy….

Chestnuts roasted by djspaceace @ 06/18/2007 1:29 PM


I need my halloween… damn it all… Monster Squad is coming out on DVD finally thats great and all but what does Matt think about it? Possibly more important than my own opinion.

Chestnuts roasted by Vanbilderass @ 06/18/2007 2:09 PM


djspaceace

Is there a different Vanilla Ice TMNT rap I’m missing? Because the only one I’ve heard and have known about from Vanilla Ice is this one:

YO! It’s the green machine — Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? — Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move — Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place — With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ — Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap — Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean — Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power — Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner — You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four — Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Chorus

Villians, you better run and hide — Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip — Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked — With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in — You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong — Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

Where the rap song I’m talking about, has these (there are more, obviously, I just can’t remember them )lyrics:

[something something] and someone’s in trouble
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are there on the double
So let’s all join along and clap
To the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle rap!

So does Vanilla Ice have another TMNT rap song I’m not able to find anything about?

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 06/18/2007 2:22 PM


Sounds great Matt , just be careful what you reach under your desk and pull out to write about.

Chestnuts roasted by Tommy @ 06/18/2007 2:29 PM


SPIT YEAH!!! MATT’S BACK!!!

WHOO-HOO!!!!

/end annoying caps

Chestnuts roasted by Frito @ 06/18/2007 2:38 PM


i’m excited!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 06/18/2007 2:48 PM


Where have you been Frito? Last time I remember seeing you was during the whole Feito debacle.

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 06/18/2007 2:55 PM


Frito

I’ve seen you around before but this was the first time I’ve clicked on your name.

Another fellow Okie here. (Midwest City)

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 06/18/2007 2:59 PM


Okay, so after a week of thinking it was Nintendo’s server’s fault, I fixed my router by changing the channel it was set on (who knew?), and got Castlevania because I had Wii points burning holes in my console.

Let me say one thing–Unlimited continues FTW!!

Anyone who finished the game on the default number of continues, YOU ARE A GAMING GOD. I’m just past Frankie and Igor and getting my ass handed to me by those Knights :(

Sorry if those guys aren’t called Igor, I’ve always been more of a Simon’s Quest kinda guy :P

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 06/18/2007 3:07 PM


Channel 11 using a Microsoft MN-700 router gives me great through-put on my Wii.

Today’s VC line-up is probably the most dull collection yet. Atleast in my opinion, but congrats for those who love today’s releases. I really want Zombies Ate My Neighbors for SNES and Goemon’s Great Adventure for N64.

Chestnuts roasted by fistpittingnork @ 06/18/2007 3:17 PM


I’d rather listen to Vanilla Ice’s Turtle Rap than Prince’s Batman Rap. Ugh.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 06/18/2007 3:25 PM


Hey, remember when the ninja rap was posted on here, like 4 years ago. Or rather, it was hidden somewhere on the site, apparently. Maybe it was like all those new articles hidden throughout :P .

Chestnuts roasted by Tutsuro @ 06/18/2007 4:13 PM


“Ed: “Purple Rain”?
Shaun: No.
Ed: “Sign o’ the Times”?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The “Batman” soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.”

Actually, I kinda always liked the Batman soundtrack because it was so damn cheesy but took itself so seriously at the same time :)

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 06/18/2007 4:23 PM


OH! And to our friends Big McHugeLarge and Dr. Lady To You: I did my homework and watched Space Mutiny; one of my favorites now -thanks!

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 06/18/2007 4:26 PM


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