I guess i’ll sneak in a Webstor reference since he was hanging out at a garage sale down the street and I swiped him for 25 cents. The grappling hook worked so well on the commercial in the 80’s, I havn’t the foggiest why it isn’t getting the job done today.

Ghosted by the politically correct concerned citizen Josh Ednoff @ 03/15/2007 2:51 AM EST

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Great. Now I have to break into a classroom and babble about Thundercats until they drag me away just to stay ahead. Thanks a lot, guys.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 03/15/2007 8:51 AM EST

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I say “eff” all the time, and get made fun of for it. But, I have never been much of a curser, and I like to have a clean mouth around my son.

asasaisiasi: The sound a snake makes as it rides the Tilt-A-Whirl. That’s my favorite definition as of yet.

Ghosted by kb @ 03/15/2007 9:54 AM EST

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“What the EFF are you doing?!?”

“Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!”

“The Twojan Judas Hairnet. Bwattle Twee!”

If this makes a lick of sense to anyone, Godbless you. My kudos and my respect.

Ghosted by K- @ 03/15/2007 11:02 AM EST

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Kingklash: Effin’ right, little bitch

Ghosted by K- @ 03/15/2007 12:43 PM EST

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Shut up flabslapper, you don’t know what your talking about.

Ghosted by vendetta @ 03/15/2007 2:17 PM EST

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Is there anything Wikipedia can’t answer? It came in plenty handy for me last week when I was writing a paper on Marie Antoinette (which I worked a reference to the Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan “Firecrotch” incident into. Not quite MOTU, but it was fun for me anyway).
K-, best wishes to your dad. Special K, I’m glad to hear your mom is doing better. My gramps recently went through the intubation/sedation thing too and it was pretty scary. Here’s to her continued improvement

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 03/15/2007 3:12 PM EST

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HEY A NEW BLOG POSTING!!,….that we cant post anthing on, aww well, at least i know that mr. mattis still around!!
LAter’s
-Joshua

Ghosted by JoshC @ 03/15/2007 6:46 PM EST

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The first thing I thought of when I saw “asasaisiasi” was the bizarre noise the Horde Trooper makes in Secret of the Sword when Adam and Bow beat them up in the Laughing Swan Inn. Go ahead. Break out your He-Man and She-Ra SOTS DVD. You’ll see what I’m talking about. I dare you.

Ghosted by Bludge @ 03/15/2007 8:48 PM EST

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I think they’re both valid spellings! LOL @ the whole exchange.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 03/15/2007 9:47 PM EST

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Mars:

Special K: That probably means it’s fake.

No, then it would turn my finger green.

Ghosted by Special K @ 03/16/2007 1:38 AM EST

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The alternative spelling of ‘psych’ came about from kids who didn’t do well on spelling tests in school in the 1980’s, and were totally unaware that the P is silent… then when they were called out on it, said “That’s the way you’re supposed to spell it when you use it like that!”

Ghosted by Old Jim @ 03/16/2007 10:28 AM EST

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Something tells me this site will disappear soon…something is currently happening…for the worst….

Ghosted by unknown @ 03/16/2007 5:43 PM EST

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I like unknown. Stick around, give us some more cryptic musings.

Ghosted by K- @ 03/16/2007 7:06 PM EST

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Matt – Think I saw you in Toys R Us in Times Square.

Ghosted by Hogtied @ 03/16/2007 7:39 PM EST

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Hogtied — Probably not, I haven’t been there in a good long while, unfortunately.

Ghosted by Matt @ 03/16/2007 8:25 PM EST

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I always wondered about this ‘AIMing’ thing…I am so old and behind the times, I guess.

Ghosted by Muppet Baby @ 03/16/2007 10:41 PM EST

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Mystie- Holy crap. You made me a believer in all of her wisdom. I mean, anyone who can write like 25 books that basically say the same things over and over MUST be a genius, right? Especially when the things that are said include how to hypnotize yourself…

Sorry- shelving her books has made me bitter. I would prefer to shelve fiction or something.

Ghosted by Muppet Baby @ 03/16/2007 11:02 PM EST

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Alright, sorry for highjacking but if I don’t say this I may literally shout if from the roof tops! I just found out maybe an hour ago that I am pregnant!! I am in total shock. I really needed to say it somewhere! I am going to be a Mother of another kid.(poor things)

Dreams- I have never had the teeth falling out dream but the other night I had a dream I had a huge gap in the top front teeth. I have had many recurring dreams that I am driving and my breaks don’t work. I also dream a lot that I am driving a car but from the pasengers side.

Odd fears- that I am going to fall on my face when I have a fork in my mouth and its going to jab into the back of my throat.

Congrats Special K!

Now I’m off to try to calm down and stay quiet about my new news. I want to wait 4 months before I tell any friends for family.(I guess this is another odd fear)

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 03/16/2007 11:14 PM EST

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IHAQ – congratulations! I am in awe of people who have the courage to go through the experience of being pregnant, much less multiple times. Way to go!

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 03/16/2007 11:42 PM EST

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Hey everyone. It’s St. Pat’s Day. Matt, are you going to get your Shamrock Shake this year? Long live the Shamrock Shake

Ghosted by Joe @ 03/17/2007 1:31 AM EST

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Had a Shamrock Shake on Friday. All hail the Shamrock Shake!!!!!

Ghosted by Jvicious @ 03/17/2007 9:06 AM EST

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Muppet Baby–
I think you already are shelving fiction when shelving Sylvia Browne’s books. (I feel so dirty calling her garbage “books”.)

Ghosted by Bludge @ 03/17/2007 10:28 AM EST

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Did you notice how Matt posted, but didn’t confirm or deny unknown’s post? That must mean there is some truth in what he’s saying. This website is going to disappear, soon! Let’s freak out!!!

Also, I can’t find any Shamrock shakes in my area. Sigh. Although Chick-fil-a seems to have a new delicious looking minty green shake. Maybe I’ll go there.

Ghosted by Casual Jeff @ 03/17/2007 11:44 AM EST

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Congratulations, IHAQ!
I haven’t seen any Shamrock Shakes at McDonald’s recently, but that’s ok with me, as I am not a major fan of all things mint-flavored, plus I prefer flame-broiled burgers to fried.
On a related McDonald’s theme, has anyone seen the web site put out by McDonald’s UK, where they actually answer just about any question you put to them, and add the question to their database? For instance, if you search on “shake”, you will get a list of all questions people post to them about shakes – some of the questions display purely atrocious grammar, and even worse mindsets – for instance, “so is it fun to crush 30,000 chickens in a cage and kill them when there 6 weeks old for peices of rubbish quality additive full chicken nuggets which cause obesity in children today because there addictive?” (All spelling is exactly as in original question.) The website is http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk

My Html link-embedding skills are not all that, so if you want to go to the site you’ll have to cut and paste, I’m afraid…

For those of you who wonder where I came from, I formerly was posting as “Jim”, but someone else is now posting as Jim, so I changed my nick to clear up any potential confusion.

Ghosted by Old Jim @ 03/17/2007 2:04 PM EST

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