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Boku: Nectar of the Gods, Boxed.

I started thinking about Boku tonight. Not sure why. There isn't a lot of information about Boku online, save for the innumerable mentions of its ad campaign, which starred funnyman Richard Lewis as just the right guy to bridge the juice box gap between kids and adults. I really don't remember much about those ads, surprisingly, but I certainly remember Boku.


The early 90s brought with it a proliferation of "let's try this" beverages, and by that I'm referring to drinks with marketing strategies that hadn't truly been tested before. I remember being totally floored by stupid things like Mistic's line of bottled fruity drinks, because they looked like water and tasted like liquid Starburst. Common now, but at the time, our collective consciousness was knocked into unconsciousness by the deliciousness of these new beveragenesses. Within this mighty gamut of wet new competitors, Boku stood out as a true original.

Basically, Boku was a collection of drink boxes for the older crowd. At least, that's how it was marketed. To differentiate Boku from Ssips and the many other kiddie drinks, the boxes were taller, slenderer and just more adult looking overall. Though Boku boxes ultimately caved into pressure and became more colorful and loud, when they first launched, I distinctly remember buying them in really odd, mostly white boxes with just a few touches of color. The flavors were also aged up -- instead of grape, you got "white grape." I would describe their appeal as being along the lines of nonalcoholic wine.

Wait. I can't believe "slenderer" is really the correct plural of "slender." Spellcheck says it is.

The biggest change of all? No straws. At least, not initially. I'm betting that parent company McCain ultimately stopped trying to be so damn rebellious, but when I was buying Boku, it didn't come with a straw. It just had this foil "slip" that could be peeled away to reveal a much larger drinking hole than was the norm for juice boxes. I don't really get why they were so adamant about giving juice boxes an adult spin, but I think dropping the straw was crossing a line that juice boxes should never cross. Sure, I was young when I drank these, but I don't think you need a college education to drink stuff without spilling it. Between the gaping drinking hole, slenderer (I still can't believe that's correct) boxes and lack of straw, Boku tended to spill like spilling was the in thing.

When I was in whatever grade I was in, I attached a milk crate to my bike's handlebars. That same week, I was finally given permission to ride to the few stores that were in a negotiable biking distance from my house. So, armed with rights and a milkcrate, I spent many summer afternoons going to this shitty little deli a few blocks away, loading my crate with Boku and chips and the occasional copy of Weekly World News, and riding home like a big boy.

Posted by Matt on 01/15/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 118 comments

Ssips Lemonade and Grape would leave flem in your throat. Playing “build up” or ‘tin foil” football in the schoolyard was the best. The worst was being put on the wall by the lunch mothers hacking on Ssip flem. Orange Drink Ssips were the best until Iced Tea made its debut.

Chestnuts roasted by Twelve @ 01/16/2007 2:35 PM


Dro Bro , it was called Orbitz. We’ve been talking about it on this thread quite abit. Mystie even linked the Wiki entry :D

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/16/2007 2:38 PM


Mmmmm…. Orbitz. Little Brother and I used to call them “Floaty-Colas” and drank our share when they came out. I liked the orange drink with the vanilla floatys in it. Sister-in-Law recommends Mead for the all-time drink you can eat. She’s a history buff.

I bought Bumblebee for my first Classics. He was the first G1 I ever got, so he’s first again. So, Norb, on a one-on-one comparison, how do the ‘Trains stack up? And, do you know of any plans to release the other Triple-Changers? I hope they do Springer soon.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/16/2007 2:44 PM


I just checked out the new Astrotrain on Amazon. I am NOT feeling that at ALL. Astro is one of my favs and that is just plain meh. Beyond meh.

Remind me never to look at Rodimus and Hotrod if they make/have made them.

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/16/2007 3:00 PM


Rodimus doesn’t look that bad, actually. Besides the fact that it’s actually Hot Rod :P

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/16/2007 3:09 PM


LemurCat- Clearly Canadian was awesome. Looking back it’s funny how it was classed as healthy. I guess when you don’t add food coloring it must be good for you. You could also break the bottles for self defense. That’s healthy too.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 01/16/2007 3:21 PM


I think all the Classics are fantastic. Wish they were like this when I was a kid.

Orbits was gross. Those lumpy things made me gag the first time I tasted it.

What do you guys think of the new toys coming out for the live action Transformers movie?

I think megs looks like a mess, both the toy and cGi model. Prime looks cool in both, and Starscream? The less said about him, the better.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/16/2007 4:15 PM


They all pale compared to my custom pink and purple blinged out Optimus Prime!

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 01/16/2007 4:21 PM


Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut! That was the kind of Orbitz I tried, looking at the other flavours I would have liked to try the Raspberry Citrus, oh well too late now.

Chestnuts roasted by IHAQ @ 01/16/2007 5:10 PM


damn i didn’t know they had the movie toys already. the prime looks cool but that paint job looks wack to me. blue flames?

i like the lil gameboy figure, although it looks like something you’d get in a happy meal

megatron looks like a japanese porcupine

Chestnuts roasted by cheeky @ 01/16/2007 5:29 PM


I loved Clearly Canadian but my all time fave was New York Seltzer. Those where the bomb! I was never really a juice box drinker so I don’t feel like I can comment on them but I do indulge in the occasional CapriSun Water every now and again with my daughter and those aren’t too bad.

I don’t think I ever heard about or saw a Boku so now I am just curious. Our 7-11 / AM-PM never had them that is for sure, but we did have some pretty sweet slushy machines all over school so that more than makes up for it. Loved me the slushy! Cherry or grape….CHERRY!!! Mmmmmmmmm…slushy. :-)

Chestnuts roasted by Cricket @ 01/16/2007 5:41 PM


I know someone who was obsessed with the WWN, kinda freaked me out a little bit.

Chestnuts roasted by Rachel @ 01/16/2007 5:52 PM


I miss juice boxes in general. I remember when Capri Suns first came out and how I thought that they were the most insane idea ever. You mean juice, in a pouch?

I also love some Squeezits, which were the fore-fathers of the Kool-aid squeeze things they have out now. But Squeezits were so much better.

Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 01/16/2007 6:20 PM


I miss Ecto Cooler, Candy Apple Red and Grape Hi-C. I also used to like some tropical Capri Sun with tangerine and coconut I think. Kool Aid Koolers never tasted right. They were like Kool Aid light.

I don’t think they ever fixed the whole Capri Sun opening problem. I opened one for a kid a few weeks ago and it still stabbed through the back of the package.

Chestnuts roasted by Angelcake @ 01/16/2007 6:45 PM


Did anyone else ever blow INTO a Capri sun and turn it into a makeshift squirt gun for about 10 seconds. I know I wasn’t the only one to try this. Also I used to chew on the weird banana shaped plastic tops that came with Squeeze-its and by bitng on it whilst pressed against your tongue it would turn into a suction cup and stick on the end of your tongue. Then I would wag my tongue with this gian plastic crescent thingy on the end of it… good times.

Chestnuts roasted by Old E @ 01/16/2007 6:55 PM


Moony actually had L’il Screamy comment on the movie version of Starscream, in her webcomic. I believe he discribed him as being dressed like an “Ugly Hamster Chicken”

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/16/2007 7:09 PM


Mystie, as much as I’d like to think I was the first person to associate Orbitz with soggy bread, there is a very real possibility I picked it up from that Wikipedia article through osmosis.

All I know is this: The stuff was disgusting, and out of the initial six pack I purchased, I drank two and tossed the rest out.

And yes, Clearly Candian was awesome. I felt so adult when I drank it. They still make it, but they changed the bottles and it’s a lot less….faux classy, for lack of a better term.

Chestnuts roasted by Wukong @ 01/16/2007 7:17 PM


Also, on the subject of drinks in bags, did anyone’s school system ever abandon milk cartons (this was around 92 or 93, I guess) in favor of milk in plastic bags at lunch, or was that just a Louisiana thing?

They looked remarkably like angular breast implants. Even as fourth graders we realized that.

Chestnuts roasted by Wukong @ 01/16/2007 7:19 PM


Old E: I know EXACTLY what you mean, i used to do the same exact thing, both with Capri Suns and Squeeze-its.

wow. that really brings back old memories :P

Chestnuts roasted by Phil B. @ 01/16/2007 8:03 PM


Wukong

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. Minisips, I think they were called.

I remember we had a special day in science class where they showed us how to use them. Even had teachers making the rounds to make sure little Jimmy didn’t explode his milk.

Do they still use these, or is it back to cartons?

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 01/16/2007 8:21 PM


Candy Apple Red was the best! I drank that stuff every single day.

I hate it when I think of things that are off topic, but I have to ask…is anyone else as fucking creeped out by the new Orville Redenbacher as I am?????

I swear, I thought it was a joke; then I thought someone would pull the plastic mask off Orville; but it never happened…the commercial just ended as if everything were normal.

I seriously wanted to cry.

Chestnuts roasted by MaryJane @ 01/16/2007 8:33 PM


that popcorn commercial was super freaky

Chestnuts roasted by kevin @ 01/16/2007 9:43 PM


On a completely unrelated nbote I watched Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare on HBO this weekend and solemly rfuse to believe the movie was THAT horrible the FIRST time I saw it. The stoner kids ponytail had me ready to throw a brick at my TV. Also, I have never been LESS SCARED watching as horror movie ever in life. I then took it upon myself to watch a few old horror movies again, to see if they too still held up after time. I came to the conclusion that Puppet Master (or any of Full Moon’s stuff), Brainscan, and Basket Case seriously sucked. They are all, however, much more enjoyable than this embarassment of a Nightmare on Elm Street installment. At least it was in “Freddy Vision” but even that just seemed too out of date and weird.

Chestnuts roasted by Old E @ 01/16/2007 10:14 PM


I wasn’t able to figure out how to get the straw into Capri Sun without it going out the back until recently, and I STILL do it from time to time. :p

I vaguely recall these. I don’t know if we bought them or not; Mom just usually bought whatever was on sale, the heck with fads. I still love the clear, flavored water. I drank tons and tons of Mistic and Clearly Canadian and whatnot throughout the 90s. I also felt grown-up when I bought them. Made me feel so tall when I’d stand in line at Eckard’s with a Clearly Canadian when there were other kids still begging for plain old soda.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 01/16/2007 10:17 PM


i saw talk of clearly canadian, and I found it completely amazing that I found it at the carry out across from my house the other day. Oh how good it was with it’s fake cherry goodness.

Chestnuts roasted by danny @ 01/16/2007 10:44 PM


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