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Natural Gas and Bounty Hunters.

In case you missed all the hubbub, a big chunk of Manhattan spent this morning reeking of natural gas. I actually didn't smell anything until I got inside my office building, so I of course attributed the smell to my building alone. It was intense enough to where I considered reporting it, but there was no line for the little coffee shop downstairs, and I really, really wanted coffee, so I did that instead.

I stopped thinking about it once I took the elevator up to our department's floor, but was reminded a moment later when a company-wide e-mail confirmed that we weren't the only building in town currently smelling like the genesis of a major explosion. It's only 10:30 as I write this, so chances are, they'll have figured out the true source by the time this is posted. Me? I know we're not going to explode, but I hope there's enough of a frenzy to get the kings and queens of this company to send its subjects home for the day. I had a long night. Too many good Fresh Prince reruns on. I could use the extra sleep.

On the "Pick My Wii Game" front from a few nights back: After reading your suggestions, I am most definitely ditching Red Steel. If I make it to the store before WarioWare comes out, I'll snatch Elebits. Otherwise, it's all Wario. Thanks for yer help!

During the Toys 'R' Us trip that brought Red Steel into my life, I picked up a couple of other things using the various cards full of store credit we had leftover. Whenever there's no chance for a cash refund and it's "spend or sit," I prefer to buy stuff that isn't at all practical - stuff I'd never part with actual green for. That doesn't sound like a tremendous testimonial for the item I'm about to feature, but make no mistake: I love it dearly, and it's worth just as many real pennies as gift certificate pennies.


It's from the Star Wars "Galactic Heroes" collection - a really nice $20 set of figures based on the bounty hunter scene from The Empire Strikes Back. The first sight of those wacky bounty hunters is among my favorite visuals from anything Star Wars, and as such, I've always had a soft spot for any correlating toys. This set, titled "Vader's Bounty Hunters," contains ten unique figures, which breaks it all down to $2 per figure - not exactly a "steal" considering the figures' diminutive stature, but not such a bad deal, either.

If you're unfamiliar with the Galactic Heroes line, it's pretty sweet. It's Star Wars meets Playskool, where everyone and everything looks shorter, stockier and more cartoony - but somehow, all in a cool way. While intended mostly to be Star Wars action figures for the three-and-under crowd, the fine detailing, great paint work and passionate sculpts have made the toys just as sought by us geeky old dudes.


I'm no longer the type to keep something in its original packaging just to maintain its collectability, but I will do that if the packaging is too fucking cool to ruin. In this case, it is. The box is beautiful, and more or less based on the Super Star Destroyer bridge where Vader gave everyone the big money scoop. It's not really the kind of box you can open and shut and open again - once you tear, you tear for good. Besides, if God wanted us to open every package in the world, he would never have invented window boxes.

The set includes all of the bounty hunters - Boba Fett, Bossk, IG-88, Zuckuss, 4-LOM and Dengar. It also includes a nice helping of Imperials, including a comparatively gigantic Darth Vader, two Stormtroopers (with different degrees of war wear), and another figure that I first took to be a TIE Fighter Pilot. But he isn't a TIE Fighter Pilot. He's something else...


A Shadow Trooper, eh? Interesting choice - and kind of odd. I don't know a heck of a lot about Shadow Troopers, but I know this much: They're "Expanded Universe" characters, not from the movies, and they essentially amount to Stormtroopers with Dark Side powers. (The idea of such a thing dates back to the earliest days of Star Wars; lightsaber-wielding Stormtroopers were not uncommon to spot in production sketches.) Shadow Troopers ultimately turned up in Star Wars video games, and even though Expanded Universe toys are nothing new, it's a bit weird to see a random Shadow Trooper inserted into the bounty hunter scene from ESB. I'm not complaining - upon closer inspection, Shadow Troopers look much cooler than TIE Fighter Pilots.

Posted by Matt on 01/08/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 80 comments

The Shadow Troopers were from the Dark Forces Lucas Arts game in the 90′s. It was a first person shooter game. Good for what it was. Kind of like Duke Nuke ‘Em.

How’s that gas leak in NY, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 01/08/2007 1:07 PM


Been a while since I played Dark Forces. I miss the 1st-person star wars games. Maybe we’ll see one on Wii? (I won’t even get started on lightsaber Wii action)

Chestnuts roasted by 9Line @ 01/08/2007 1:10 PM


My boss left it up to our “best discretion” if we could work in the gas stench with our AC shut off. (I’m about three blocks from the Times Square TRU.) Stupidly, I decided I could. Spending the weekend bed-ridden with the stomach ick makes cubeland seem fun.

Chestnuts roasted by LemurCat @ 01/08/2007 1:12 PM


Sorry for the double post. Man, I should really read the full article before commenting.

9line- If they have lightsaber action on Wii you can bet on some hands in ceiling fans and wii-motes through windows.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 01/08/2007 1:14 PM


Wow, cool shit.

Wish they would have put Shadwo Troopers somewhere in the movies. They would have been cool to see.

From what I understand, the gas leak is from somewhere by Bleeker and West 4th. Around the block from my job.

Gas poisoning FTW!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/08/2007 1:37 PM


I used to work in a small office building and one day it started to smell like someone had just decided to get a perm in their office or something. The smell got really bad, almost nauseating, and I was amazed at how unconcerned everyone was. I said to the office manager, rather nonchalantly, “So, um…you know that strong odor of burning chemicals? Do you think we should, like, call someone or something?” I got the same reaction I would have gotten if I’d suggested calling 911 because we were out of toilet paper. It stuck around the rest of the day, but thankfully had dissipated by the next morning. I still don’t think I was that out of line by suggesting that we shouldn’t be breathing in something that smelled like chemical fumes all day.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 01/08/2007 1:38 PM


I’m in midtown (45th between 6th and 7th) and I have yet to smell anything. I sorta wish I did though because I’d love the chance to go home early. This is the first 5 day work week for our office in quite some time. I’m not ready for that yet!

Dark Forces was an excellent game. I never got tired of playing the original version. I kinda fell out of it though when the main guy (Kyle something?) became a Jedi.

Chestnuts roasted by BUCKLY! @ 01/08/2007 1:46 PM


i’ve read some expanded universe comics, and in them, the Shadow Troopers are called Dark Troopers; are they inherently different, or just called different names?

Chestnuts roasted by wiggles @ 01/08/2007 2:02 PM


Bill – I’m pretty sure that the Shadow Troopers where not in the Dark Forces games. You might be thinking of ‘DARK’ Troopers. I’m a big Star Wars nerd and I don’t even know what Shadow Troopers are or where they came from…

Chestnuts roasted by BoBo_SmaK @ 01/08/2007 2:02 PM


I saw a Galactic Heroes set like that at Wal-Mart, but I think it just had all the main characters like Luke, Leah, Han, Chewie, etc. I wanted it pretty hard-core, but unfortunately textbooks come first. Why can’t I find any classes that require buying toys?

Chestnuts roasted by Tommy @ 01/08/2007 2:21 PM


BoBo_Smak- You’re probably right. Hence the name “Dark Forces,” huh? I just remember trying to fight those bastards when they appeared and they were quite a suck. Alot of standing up and cussing.
What’s the bounty guy’s name who has the head wrap? He reminds me of Kieser Sose. What a fleeting role he had in ESB.
I hate being off on a Monday. Too much Maury.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 01/08/2007 2:30 PM


I smelled that strange odor when my bus got out of the Lincoln Tunnel this morning, but I just attributed it to the bus itself. When I got off on Madison and walked down 42nd to 3rd, I didn’t smell it anymore.

I say we all consider this a (Semi)Citywide Stank State of Emergency and go home.

Chestnuts roasted by Lackadaisical @ 01/08/2007 2:33 PM


Awesome! Does anyone know if the stench will last from 5:00-10:30 p.m.?? Because I would greatly appreciate a day off. How powerful is the stench? Vomit-inducing?

Because my odds are good if it’s vomit-inducing.

…..

I’m a sick mind. :D

Chestnuts roasted by Maxwell, For Sale @ 01/08/2007 2:47 PM


Bill – The bounty hunter you are looking for is Dengar Click my name to learn (too much) about him!

Chestnuts roasted by BUCKLY! @ 01/08/2007 2:49 PM


Thoses are awesome. I’m mad at myself for pretty much missing out on X-E for the past three weeks. When I’m not at work (I took a long vacation over Christmas) I rarely get on the computer.

I have added you as a Wii friend, so hurry up and add us all so my Sophia can beat up your Sophia.

Have I already missed a Wii number exchange? Do I need to get mine and post it here?

Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 01/08/2007 2:56 PM


okay, according to wikipedia, Dark Troopers are different from Shadow Troopers. The former are either cyborgs or androids, depending on which expanded universe material you are using as your source, and the latter are Force-empowered clone troopers.
pretty much just what BoBo_Smak and Bill were sayin, but this is proof (as irrefutable as wiki can get, anyway)

Chestnuts roasted by wiggles @ 01/08/2007 3:12 PM


I keep track of Star Wars figures as well and I know the ‘Shadow Trooper’ was some exclusive Con figure. And I had no clue where they came from (EU obviously). Bill – enjoy the Maury. Do the ‘not the baby-daddy dance’ and you’ll feel better.

Chestnuts roasted by BoBo_SmaK @ 01/08/2007 3:22 PM


I was oogling the Galactic Heros yesterday as well because they’re so cute and widdle. I was considering buying one, but I got this tiny Chief Chirpa instead. It came with a “Hologram” figure that wasn’t so much a hologram as it was a tiny clear pink Hans Solo. I was checking out the AttackTix, too. Battling teeny Star Wars and Transformers figures? Too cute.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 01/08/2007 3:29 PM


Thanks BoBo_Smak! What a great drinking game. (drumrole…..) Edwardo isssssssss not the father. Waterfall!

Buckly- Thanks for the wiki link. I never new Boba Fett was Dengar’s best man. That’s a funny picture. I can just see the two in tuxes with helmets still on. I can also see him asking Boba Fett to be his best man.
“Boba…..you’ve been a real dickhead. Wanna be my best man?”

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 01/08/2007 3:30 PM


My prediction: Late night talk show hosts will attribute the smell to New Jersey. New Jersey will respond with, “How dare you, that’s not even close to what we smell like!”

And to the expanding Manimal family, all types and flavors of congrats and happiness to the impending 777 jackpot! When Army/now Comanche Firefighter Sis was going to have her second kid, she asked us for suggestions on biblical names. I said “Nimrod”. Little Brother wanted “Legion”, and his Wife added “Dathan”, Edward G Robinson’s role from Ten Commandments. (Where’s your Moses now?)
“Leviathan,” “Magog,” and “Goliath” were right out.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/08/2007 3:38 PM


Those star wars things kinda look cool..I might get em. Do they have Luke Skywalker, Hans Solo,etc too?

Chestnuts roasted by Jenny @ 01/08/2007 4:10 PM


Jenny: Yes, all of the main characters (and many obscure ones) have been immortalized as little toy dudes. There’s also a few playsets, most notably a really boss Mil Falcon that’s every bit as cool as its larger scale action figure vehicle counterpart.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 01/08/2007 4:42 PM


I can’t remember if you ever did a blog or commented on those Star Wars Transformers thingies. Vader looks especially bad ass looking all mech and shit, but no one can beat Fett!

Chestnuts roasted by flabslapper@ @ 01/08/2007 4:46 PM


So this smell is NOT the usual Urine/Sewage smnell that we always smell in NYC? I just had to make that joke, I’m sorry.

As for Manimal Jr. names…I suggest Manimal Jr. I always thought that the memebers of Dethklok from Metalocalypse had pretty awesome names, I’d definately want a son named Toki.

With last blog’s discussion of all the kids with names that would have all those things expected for them when they grow up…I pity the celeb kid’s names. Pilot Inspektor? Jermajesty? Magnus? Tu Morrow? Compared to these, Apple sounds normal.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/08/2007 4:56 PM


Love the Galactic Heroes bounty hunter set, but unfortunately I overpaid for it at a comic shop in lower Manhattan.
I also have a Galactic Heroes Darth Vader clipped to my belt loops holding my keys at all time (they make key chains! The Han Solo one is particularly cute). That way I can say I’m using the dark side to open my front door….

Chestnuts roasted by Gadget @ 01/08/2007 5:11 PM


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