I got a fortune cookie once that said: Help! I’m Trapped in a Chinese Bakery.
That was the best one ever.
Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/02/2007 7:07 PM
The best fortune cookie I ever got was one that said “You will be successful in whatever you do”
That was pretty cool.
Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 01/02/2007 7:19 PM
I had to work New Years Eve. And New Years Day. With a total of ZERO hours of sleep between working the closing and opening shifts. I still haven’t recovered. I honestly don’t know what day it is right now. If I didn’t need the money for school I’d quit right now.
Chestnuts roasted by Wukong @ 01/02/2007 7:59 PM
“You will be successful in whatever you do” is like in every box of fortune cookies produced. I’ve gotten it like 6 different times
Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/02/2007 8:40 PM
I’ve been gone for a while. Happy New Year. I’m adding you to my Wii friend’s, yippeeee for having 3 Wii friends.
Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 01/02/2007 8:49 PM
The best fortune cookie I ever got said, “The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.” I STILL don’t know what the fuck that means!
Sorry I haven’t been around since before Christmas. Things picked up around the big day and I haven’t had time to get current until today. I’d love to post my Wii code, but my Wiimote decided to stop working on New Years.
So now I have to get it repaired. [sigh]
Anyway, thanks for letting me spend my holidays with all you crazy folk. I’m going to throw in my lot with the “link the Advent Calendar” crowd. (I finished it, but it’s so worth re-reading.)
Bill: scariest combination of words ever: Tim Curry clown. Congratulations I’m having nightmares and I’m not even sleeping…lol
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 01/02/2007 11:42 PM
My favorite fortune cookie of all time said “You will receive a fortune cookie.” No sh*t?!
Chestnuts roasted by Special K @ 01/02/2007 11:55 PM
2006 was not too big of a year entertainment wise, but at least it had lots of good stuff.
The Science of Sleep and Borat were the best films I saw this year; the Hold Steady, Tool and Yo La Tengo made my favorite records of the year and the Ohio State-Michigan football game more than lived up to the hype.
Chestnuts roasted by mjf7583 @ 01/02/2007 11:57 PM
Sorry phunqsauce! I would have never known that if Matt had not written the past Tim Curry article in the 2006 Halloween countdown.
Special K: that’s hilarious. That completely throws the whole “in bed” ending to fortune cookies.
Happy New Years, all! Crazy week. My sister won a seat on the township committee in November so swearing in was on New Years Day, which meant I couldn’t get all nasty-faced drunk in NYE (which I usually do) as I promised her I wouldn’t be hung-over and green in the family photos that came to follow. It turned out well. I got screwed up and flagged at the after-party which made up for it all. And I had yesterday off thanks to Gerry Ford. A good time all around!
Chestnuts roasted by LemurCat @ 01/03/2007 1:16 PM
“In your mouth” also works. So does “In your pants.”
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/03/2007 1:57 PM
Our fav is “in jail”
Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 01/03/2007 6:28 PM
I’m not sure that I’m comfortable with advertising on my confetti.
Chestnuts roasted by sir jorge @ 01/08/2007 11:26 AM
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I got a fortune cookie once that said: Help! I’m Trapped in a Chinese Bakery.
That was the best one ever.