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12/23/2006: Christmastime is here, with eggnog.

Well, here we are. Christmas weekend. Last SNT of the holiday season. First off, thanks to everyone who helped make this place a festive December stop. Doing the Advent Calendar’s been a real blast this year, thanks largely in part to having had some serious time off from work this month, which was also a blast. That makes two blasts. Your unwavering holiday spirit within all the comments threads and surveys helped me keep mine even though it’s like friggin’ summertime outside right now, and that’s a blast, too. Three blasts. Lots of blasts. Twelve blasts of Christmas.

I’ve been doing this site long enough to know that traffic usually dips hardcore on Christmas Eve and Christmas, so for those of you about to take off for an extended weekend of Yuletide Yuleness, I wish you the hap hap happiest Christmas you ever did have. I think that something most of us here have in common is the neverending belief that this should be and will forever be the most important time of year, no matter how much things change, no matter how old we get and no matter how much “real life” wants us to treat it like any other regular smattering of days off. And while we may no longer be able to spend weeks on end forging Christmas wish lists and renegotiating our entire schedule to make sure we catch every last snowy special on television, we do what we can, when we can, and we’re happier for it.

Tomorrow, my family will gather together and eat fourteen courses of fish and pasta, gab, drink and open presents, just as it has done for decades upon decades. At points, I’ll be a pig in shit. At other points, I’ll ask myself, “Is this really it?” But, when it’s all over and I’m going through those post-holiday blues as January draws near, I’ll reflect upon December and know that most of this year’s top drawer memories happened in that month — not in March, not in July, and not even in October.

So crank up the jukebox while it’s still chic to do so, drink some eggnog before it becomes old hat, and find your favorite DVDs that end on a shot of Santa’s sleigh silhouetted in a night sky. Don’t put off now what can be done next Christmas; a year is a long fucking time to wait.


Speaking of eggnog, yours truly has never actually tasted the stuff…until this morning. I don’t have any real good excuse for this, because eggnog has always fascinated me. I guess the problem is that I’ve read enough eggnog recipes to know that its ingredients shock and appall me, but God damn it, the 2006 season needs its hallmark, and where nothing else will take the podium, I guess it’s going to have to be me drinking eggnog for the very first time.

After adding enough cinnamon to mask even a cup full of a horse shit, I took a tentative sip and…hey now, it really isn’t that bad! Kind of like liquid cake! We don’t have any brandy in the house, but now I’m really itching to try the stuff the proper way, which is to say, the way by which I will become twice as gregarious and red-nosed.

The Advent Calendar is up to date. Happy SNT!


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Discussion Thread: 101 comments

Merry Christmas, first post =)

Ghosted by George @ 12/23/2006 4:07 PM EST


Advent Calendar. Fucking brilliant!

Ghosted by Zorbs @ 12/23/2006 4:13 PM EST


Heh, Merry Christmas, Matt. I hope it’s as good as you’ve made it for us, you noble drunken elf.

I’m off to work to get mauled by frightened tourists and last-minute Hello Kitty shoppers. Gotta love Time Square on this hotter-than-most- Christmastime.

Remember, when getting slowly wasted on holiday cheer—Pinky out!

Ghosted by Maxwell, For Sale @ 12/23/2006 4:20 PM EST


MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA

Le heart.

Ghosted by Spiffy @ 12/23/2006 4:22 PM EST


Matt’s a braver person than I. I last drank it as a child and have no intention of ever repeating the experience.

In random news, I discovered that molasses kinda smells like, well, asses.

Ghosted by LemonWitch @ 12/23/2006 4:25 PM EST


merry christmas you crazies.

Ghosted by onecommentayear @ 12/23/2006 4:28 PM EST


Thanks for another good year Matt. I always look foreward to comming home from work, jerking off, and reading x-e in that order.

Ghosted by RacheSempai @ 12/23/2006 4:35 PM EST


egg nog rocks. try some perishable stuff though, man. it’s better. ill still be on the next couple days. xe is good stuff!! and non perishable

Ghosted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 12/23/2006 4:36 PM EST


MARE! MARE! MARE! …After I typed that, I realized it could also be interpreted as the Latin word for sea… but I digress. Great pen-penultimate Advent Calendar episode.

Ghosted by Jim @ 12/23/2006 4:36 PM EST


Woo! Advent is amazing! Jukebox is amazing! I have cookies! Cookies have sugar! I have sugar! Wheee!

Ghosted by jazzy @ 12/23/2006 5:04 PM EST


R.I.P. Claire. You were the best. I sometimes wish people were more prone to un-happy endings. “Good guys” lose, you don’t get the girl, etc. etc. Once Ethan Hawke was asked what kind of endings he preferred: happy or sad. And he said “true” endings. I completely agree with him. Not that truth has anything necessarily to do with Playmobil Advent Calenders :P

And even though I know it’s just displaced FF love, I still miss Claire :(

Ghosted by K- @ 12/23/2006 5:09 PM EST


My final GRE scores came yesterday so I sent out all my Ph.D. stuff! Now I just wait for recommendations to roll in…

There was nothing Christmas-y enough on for my sister or my liking, so we brought out some archived footage of us as little kids at Christmastime. It’s weird seeing first-hand a moment by moment account of what I simply remember.

Matt – X-E will forever be a home for us jaded twenty-somethings who are still total saps for the holidays. Thanks so much!

Oh yeah, and it was a Christmas Crunch-less Christmas for me. =(

Ghosted by Jeff Mack @ 12/23/2006 5:11 PM EST


Holy shit!! That Bitch killed Santa!!

Holy shit!! That bitch killed Claire!!!

Holy Shit!! This was the best AC EVAAAARRRRR!!!

I know I’ve said it a million times, but I was actually anxious when reading this years AC.

Matt

You’re fucking brilliant!! Thanks again for another hysterical year. I love this fucking site!!

I’ll be going out tonight, again, but I fully expect to post in a SNT. I may be completely hammered, but I will still post, so I apologize in advance.

Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 12/23/2006 5:14 PM EST


Aw, Borden’s?? Shoulda tried Hiland… Is that at least cold?!

Well, I’ll definately be around on Christmas Eve and Christmas. I’ll just say my cult demands it. My family will understand.

Ghosted by Special K @ 12/23/2006 5:19 PM EST


Matt,

It’s MUCH better if you make it yourself, and it’s surprisingly easy. Add in a little pumpkin spice and some nutmeg and cinnamon, and nothing can compare. If you don’t put alchohol in it, is it bad for you (with the raw eggs and all)?

Ghosted by Cotter @ 12/23/2006 5:21 PM EST


At least he didn’t drink it out of his Boglin.

EggBoglin.
I’d just like to say that again.
EggBoglin.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 12/23/2006 5:24 PM EST


Eggnog in a can? What kind of shit is that?

Ghosted by DougF @ 12/23/2006 5:25 PM EST


Hello Matt! Advent Calander is genius once again this year, thanks for taking the time to do it again! You are a braver person than I, trying that eggnog. I have never tasted but I HAVE smelled it which is more than enough for me thanks.

Ghosted by fulgora77 @ 12/23/2006 5:27 PM EST


Wow. Just damn. The calendar has been simply amazing! I do wonder, though – did Box lose his blazing eyeball abilities when he metamorphosed? I was kind of waiting for him to take someone out with a flaming glance or two.

Matt, I hope you have a fantabulous time with your family tonight! I’m curious…how many people do you get together with? I know you have a huge family; it must be an amazing scene.

Thank you so much for all you do to keep the spirit of Christmas alive, as well as all of the memories that define childhood…toys, food, cartoons, movies, and best of all – imagination. Even though I’m probably the oldest person here, I love reading everything…it takes me back to the time when my kids were young and the joy I had in watching them grow. And believe me, I spent many hours with them playing He-Man guys and putting together Lego sets and listening to their proud exploits in defeating the ‘end guy’ in the current video game.

I can’t help but think that those of you who treasure your childhood are going to be excellent parents yourselves, because you haven’t forgotten all those things that are important to kids. I really believe that’s why my kids are so open with me and can talk to me about anything and everything – because I took the time to listen to them about what was important to them, they knew I would listen whenever they need to talk. Unfortunately, that’s something their father never learned; to him, the chatter about Nintendo was a waste of time. So they stopped telling him….

Enough of this – time to go grocery shopping and hit Target one more time (gulp…wish me luck) and do the last-minute wrapping and cleaning.

Merry Christmas, Matt – and everyone else here!

Ghosted by Trish @ 12/23/2006 5:58 PM EST


We love you noggy!

Ghosted by Mystie @ 12/23/2006 6:07 PM EST


Matt: Awesome advent calendar, as always. The only way it could be better is if 2002-Santa showed up to handle Xmas this year.
*raises EggBoglin* A toast to X-E! Here’s to years of great Advent Calendars, and hopefully to years more of them!

Ghosted by DocDragon @ 12/23/2006 6:09 PM EST


Special K

at least your family is accepting of your cult. I’m worried about mine, now! They asked what x-e is and why I read it..and I tried explaining the playmobil and lego advent calendars. Then I tried explaining knacks and mare getting it on, a baby named box, james lipton and evil mare winninghams…

..needless to say I expect a random drug test quite soon..

Ghosted by Mandi @ 12/23/2006 6:12 PM EST


Happy Christmas to Matt and everyone else! I also finish with the “Christmas Carol” show tonight, and I so looking towards the after party!! Everyone have fun and be safe….
(I also posted this from my Wii; how much fun we’ve had this month!)

Ghosted by Shuanfu @ 12/23/2006 6:16 PM EST


Merry Merry Christmas you all!
Now to spread seeds of panic!
I went to the Playmobile website and the only Advent calendars they have that Matt hasn’t used yet are “Pretty pretty unicorns” and “Fighting Knights”. Neither of which is Christmassy!
Oh no! What is to become of the countdown?!?
I wish Matt had taken a picture of 2006 Santa before he was burned, I like to compare how the Santas look each year. They are all different.
(don’t worry, I’m sure they will have a new Christmassy advent calendar next year)

Ghosted by Bitchick @ 12/23/2006 6:28 PM EST


Matt and my fellow X-Er’s-THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You guys have made my x-mas season. No exaggeration, no joke. I know I’ve said it before, but I wanted to say it again. I love you guys and you saved my Christmas, my heart so didn’t want to be in it this year. Merry, Merry, to you all! For those of you eating mass amounts of seafood tomorrow, eat some extra for me! Unless they’re Smelts, never like the Smelts.

That being said, I am so in Special K’s cult (because I say so), and will totally be around for Xmas Eve and the Day. As long as I have internet access. Hope all y’all have a great holiday.

Ghosted by MissJess @ 12/23/2006 6:29 PM EST


Boy, Knacks sure has a knack for pulling out the good in Mares! ‘Course, the new one was too darned pink and blonde to be evil for long! XD

Ghosted by Moony @ 12/23/2006 6:30 PM EST


Merry XE-MAS to everyone!

Ghosted by Greg @ 12/23/2006 6:30 PM EST


Just proves what I have been saying: Even us old farts dig the X!

I’ll join Matt in saying Merry X-Emas, and Happy Harmonica to the weekend warriors.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 12/23/2006 6:31 PM EST


wow — that was a good ac today. i’m so surprised that matt burned the new santa too, it was so nice! we got it at home this morning and its all sorts of fancy. a big upgrade from last year’s (which we have turned into a pirate playmobile).

also, i don’t know if its been said already, but since the justin timberlake performance of alvin and the chipmunks christmas song on SNL last week, i was kindof expecting someone to air the special again. that woulda been nice.

also, this is like my 5th post ever, in the 5 years or so that i’ve been reading x-e. inspired!

Ghosted by project-b @ 12/23/2006 6:53 PM EST


pffffffffffft. not be on X-E for x-mas eve/x-mas?!? i’ll say it again, only this time with random capitals in it, pfffFFffFfFfFFfffft.

X-E = concentrated holiday cheer. =P

Ghosted by Phil B. @ 12/23/2006 6:59 PM EST


I can’t believe you’ve never had eggnog until now. Eggnog is a huge part of my families tradition (we don’t even put alcohol or cinnamon in it). At every thanksgiving/christmas gathering it’s the drink of choice no matter what your age is. Everyone complains that it’s only available at the end of the year and not year round.

Anyway, I love the advent calendar and I love this site. It’s especially fitting because this year my family decided to just skip Christmas. That’s right, no tree, no gatherings, no presents. We just decided that we didn’t have time or didn’t feel like it or were too busy traveling. This site is a reminder to how wonderful the Christmas spirit is, and how its the one day when I can wake up and be joyful if nothing else but because it’s Christmas, dammit!

Ghosted by Jono @ 12/23/2006 7:03 PM EST


I am at a point in my life where nothing makes me happier than taking a nap and waking up to X-E goodness. Nothing. Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Buildings and Loans!

Ghosted by Katherine @ 12/23/2006 7:08 PM EST


Matt,

Nice job as usual w/ the Advent Calendar. Merry Christmas everyone! And have a Happy New Year!!!

Ghosted by J-Dog @ 12/23/2006 7:23 PM EST


Merry Christmas everyone! Great Advent Calendar Matt! Hope everyone gets what they want from Santa!

Ghosted by Pete @ 12/23/2006 7:24 PM EST


I’m reading X-E on my Wii. Weeeeee!

Ghosted by AoDfan @ 12/23/2006 7:41 PM EST


Count me in for being around Christmas Eve and Christmas day. We did all our traveling and partying and visiting families already, so the actual holiday is just spent chillaxing at home.

Ghosted by jazzy @ 12/23/2006 7:48 PM EST


Merry Christmas, everyone!

That is all.

Ghosted by Candle Snuff Fungus @ 12/23/2006 7:51 PM EST


I’ll be around…AC was great this year…Thanks again for all your hard work, Matt!

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 12/23/2006 7:52 PM EST


Hahaha, MareII totally wants to get all up on Knack’s lever. I hope she’s feelin’ limber.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 12/23/2006 8:26 PM EST


Mario Christmas to those reading X-E with their Wii!

Ghosted by kingklash (not affiliated with King Koopa) @ 12/23/2006 8:29 PM EST


Nov.22nd was my first anniversary of coming to
X-E. This place has helped me in sad times this year, like when i moved to Florida temporarily and felt very sad because i was afraid X-E would havea diffrent feeling for me when i was not living in the garden state…i used to sit in the mosqito infested backyard of my friends house in Tallahassee last february and try desperatley to get the neighbors wi-fi on my psp so i could try and read any little bit of X-E i could find, to make myself not so homesick.

Now that im back in NJ for good, christmas is great, and happy holidays to all.

This place is my pop culture home away from home, and a place to reminisce about yesteryear, and I hope some day when i have kids this place will sill be around, so i can show them waht it was like when mommy was little.

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 12/23/2006 8:53 PM EST


Eggnog is indeed terrible for you, almost like drinking a cup of pure cholesterol, but I love it soooo much. I figure I gain 5 pounds every December from this substance alone. Everyone once in a while I like to do a test-taste of something, and will buy every possible version of a particular product, and did this with eggnog a couple of years ago. The verdict: the very best eggnog is from Southern Comfort. The original flavor in the black carton, not the vanilla spice flavor in the red carton. I think the key is that its actually the least sweet version of them all. Liquid cake, I like that analogy; I’ve always thought they tasted like melted milkshakes. Anyway, look for that black carton of Southern Comfort brand eggnog in the milk section of the market, hopefully they sell it near ya. Merry Christmas, Matt!

Ghosted by The Kraken @ 12/23/2006 9:07 PM EST


yes, Matt. THanks for all of your hardwork and dedication to us again this year. I may be a new poster, but I’m a long time reader. The work you do is evident in the calendar entries..so thanks for entertaining me and all of us:)

Merry Christmas, guys:) I’ll be around here tomorrow and Christmas day too:)

Ghosted by Mandi @ 12/23/2006 9:12 PM EST


It’s my birthday. Let’s celebrate with an eggnog party. My favorite seasonal drink. My next birthday during a SNT doesn’t happen for another seven years. Who knows what Matt will be doing then.

Speaking of traditions never tried, I’ve never had a gingerbread cookie.

Merry Christmas (and every other holiday) everyone!

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 12/23/2006 9:21 PM EST


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JLAJRC!!!!!!

I got home from staying with a friend for the past few days, and totally received my Christmas present early. Looks like I still have internet here, which means a little elf paid the cable bill when I couldn’t. Now I just have to figure out if I use what little money I have to pay two bills that really need to be paid, or buy my honorary nieces and nephew presents. I’m leaning toward getting the kids little presents at least. Giving is the reason for the season, and my credit is shot anyway.

Ghosted by MissJess @ 12/23/2006 9:40 PM EST


I’ll be around on the day of. Sorta. I’ll be eating Chinese for part of it. Tomorrow, not so much. I’m getting my Jingle All The Way on. And then Christmas Eve with the grandparents. After dinner, though, count me in. Anybody have any ideas about what we should discuss then. A mini-symposium if you will.

It may be too early–perhaps best saved for New Year’s SNT–but we could do our Best Of’s. In any medium you prefer to discuss: movies, books, concerts, tv, games, albums, etc.

Yeah that sounds great for New Year’s SNT :D

Ghosted by K- @ 12/23/2006 9:42 PM EST


And yes, I know NYE is Sunday :P

Ghosted by K- @ 12/23/2006 9:44 PM EST


What a great post. Merry Christmas, Matt.

Ghosted by davebobn @ 12/23/2006 9:47 PM EST


Fantastic ending! One can only wonder what will happen now! Hopefully the gang can move into Waiterbot’s place once they clean out the rotting lego corpses.

And MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BR…ER, X-ENTERTAINMENT!!

Ghosted by Terror Claws Cole @ 12/23/2006 10:03 PM EST


I have returned.

I’ve been ludicrously busy for the last semester or so, and it’s been months since I had the time to just sit down and read me some XE. Fortunately, something at the funeral dinner yesterday gave me food poisoning, and so I was too busy throwing up my toenails to go to the wedding today. Net result: a space in my schedule large enough to sit down and read the first twenty-three days of the advent calendar back-to-back. Brilliant as always, Matt. The animated sequences and live blog action were especially inspired. Can’t wait to see how it all winds up. Merry Christmas, you knuckleheads.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 12/23/2006 10:08 PM EST


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