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Christmastime is here, with eggnog.

Well, here we are. Christmas weekend. Last SNT of the holiday season. First off, thanks to everyone who helped make this place a festive December stop. Doing the Advent Calendar's been a real blast this year, thanks largely in part to having had some serious time off from work this month, which was also a blast. That makes two blasts. Your unwavering holiday spirit within all the comments threads and surveys helped me keep mine even though it's like friggin' summertime outside right now, and that's a blast, too. Three blasts. Lots of blasts. Twelve blasts of Christmas.

I've been doing this site long enough to know that traffic usually dips hardcore on Christmas Eve and Christmas, so for those of you about to take off for an extended weekend of Yuletide Yuleness, I wish you the hap hap happiest Christmas you ever did have. I think that something most of us here have in common is the neverending belief that this should be and will forever be the most important time of year, no matter how much things change, no matter how old we get and no matter how much "real life" wants us to treat it like any other regular smattering of days off. And while we may no longer be able to spend weeks on end forging Christmas wish lists and renegotiating our entire schedule to make sure we catch every last snowy special on television, we do what we can, when we can, and we're happier for it.

Tomorrow, my family will gather together and eat fourteen courses of fish and pasta, gab, drink and open presents, just as it has done for decades upon decades. At points, I'll be a pig in shit. At other points, I'll ask myself, "Is this really it?" But, when it's all over and I'm going through those post-holiday blues as January draws near, I'll reflect upon December and know that most of this year's top drawer memories happened in that month -- not in March, not in July, and not even in October.

So crank up the jukebox while it's still chic to do so, drink some eggnog before it becomes old hat, and find your favorite DVDs that end on a shot of Santa's sleigh silhouetted in a night sky. Don't put off now what can be done next Christmas; a year is a long fucking time to wait.


Speaking of eggnog, yours truly has never actually tasted the stuff...until this morning. I don't have any real good excuse for this, because eggnog has always fascinated me. I guess the problem is that I've read enough eggnog recipes to know that its ingredients shock and appall me, but God damn it, the 2006 season needs its hallmark, and where nothing else will take the podium, I guess it's going to have to be me drinking eggnog for the very first time.

After adding enough cinnamon to mask even a cup full of a horse shit, I took a tentative sip and...hey now, it really isn't that bad! Kind of like liquid cake! We don't have any brandy in the house, but now I'm really itching to try the stuff the proper way, which is to say, the way by which I will become twice as gregarious and red-nosed.

The Advent Calendar is up to date. Happy SNT!

Posted by Matt on 12/23/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 101 comments

Merry Christmas, first post =)

Chestnuts roasted by George @ 12/23/2006 4:07 PM


Advent Calendar. Fucking brilliant!

Chestnuts roasted by Zorbs @ 12/23/2006 4:13 PM


Heh, Merry Christmas, Matt. I hope it’s as good as you’ve made it for us, you noble drunken elf.

I’m off to work to get mauled by frightened tourists and last-minute Hello Kitty shoppers. Gotta love Time Square on this hotter-than-most- Christmastime.

Remember, when getting slowly wasted on holiday cheer—Pinky out!

Chestnuts roasted by Maxwell, For Sale @ 12/23/2006 4:20 PM


MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA

Le heart.

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy @ 12/23/2006 4:22 PM


Matt’s a braver person than I. I last drank it as a child and have no intention of ever repeating the experience.

In random news, I discovered that molasses kinda smells like, well, asses.

Chestnuts roasted by LemonWitch @ 12/23/2006 4:25 PM


merry christmas you crazies.

Chestnuts roasted by onecommentayear @ 12/23/2006 4:28 PM


Thanks for another good year Matt. I always look foreward to comming home from work, jerking off, and reading x-e in that order.

Chestnuts roasted by RacheSempai @ 12/23/2006 4:35 PM


egg nog rocks. try some perishable stuff though, man. it’s better. ill still be on the next couple days. xe is good stuff!! and non perishable

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 12/23/2006 4:36 PM


MARE! MARE! MARE! …After I typed that, I realized it could also be interpreted as the Latin word for sea… but I digress. Great pen-penultimate Advent Calendar episode.

Chestnuts roasted by Jim @ 12/23/2006 4:36 PM


Woo! Advent is amazing! Jukebox is amazing! I have cookies! Cookies have sugar! I have sugar! Wheee!

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 12/23/2006 5:04 PM


R.I.P. Claire. You were the best. I sometimes wish people were more prone to un-happy endings. “Good guys” lose, you don’t get the girl, etc. etc. Once Ethan Hawke was asked what kind of endings he preferred: happy or sad. And he said “true” endings. I completely agree with him. Not that truth has anything necessarily to do with Playmobil Advent Calenders :P

And even though I know it’s just displaced FF love, I still miss Claire :(

Chestnuts roasted by K- @ 12/23/2006 5:09 PM


My final GRE scores came yesterday so I sent out all my Ph.D. stuff! Now I just wait for recommendations to roll in…

There was nothing Christmas-y enough on for my sister or my liking, so we brought out some archived footage of us as little kids at Christmastime. It’s weird seeing first-hand a moment by moment account of what I simply remember.

Matt – X-E will forever be a home for us jaded twenty-somethings who are still total saps for the holidays. Thanks so much!

Oh yeah, and it was a Christmas Crunch-less Christmas for me. =(

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 12/23/2006 5:11 PM


Holy shit!! That Bitch killed Santa!!

Holy shit!! That bitch killed Claire!!!

Holy Shit!! This was the best AC EVAAAARRRRR!!!

I know I’ve said it a million times, but I was actually anxious when reading this years AC.

Matt

You’re fucking brilliant!! Thanks again for another hysterical year. I love this fucking site!!

I’ll be going out tonight, again, but I fully expect to post in a SNT. I may be completely hammered, but I will still post, so I apologize in advance.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 12/23/2006 5:14 PM


Aw, Borden’s?? Shoulda tried Hiland… Is that at least cold?!

Well, I’ll definately be around on Christmas Eve and Christmas. I’ll just say my cult demands it. My family will understand.

Chestnuts roasted by Special K @ 12/23/2006 5:19 PM


Matt,

It’s MUCH better if you make it yourself, and it’s surprisingly easy. Add in a little pumpkin spice and some nutmeg and cinnamon, and nothing can compare. If you don’t put alchohol in it, is it bad for you (with the raw eggs and all)?

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 12/23/2006 5:21 PM


At least he didn’t drink it out of his Boglin.

EggBoglin.
I’d just like to say that again.
EggBoglin.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/23/2006 5:24 PM


Eggnog in a can? What kind of shit is that?

Chestnuts roasted by DougF @ 12/23/2006 5:25 PM


Hello Matt! Advent Calander is genius once again this year, thanks for taking the time to do it again! You are a braver person than I, trying that eggnog. I have never tasted but I HAVE smelled it which is more than enough for me thanks.

Chestnuts roasted by fulgora77 @ 12/23/2006 5:27 PM


Wow. Just damn. The calendar has been simply amazing! I do wonder, though – did Box lose his blazing eyeball abilities when he metamorphosed? I was kind of waiting for him to take someone out with a flaming glance or two.

Matt, I hope you have a fantabulous time with your family tonight! I’m curious…how many people do you get together with? I know you have a huge family; it must be an amazing scene.

Thank you so much for all you do to keep the spirit of Christmas alive, as well as all of the memories that define childhood…toys, food, cartoons, movies, and best of all – imagination. Even though I’m probably the oldest person here, I love reading everything…it takes me back to the time when my kids were young and the joy I had in watching them grow. And believe me, I spent many hours with them playing He-Man guys and putting together Lego sets and listening to their proud exploits in defeating the ‘end guy’ in the current video game.

I can’t help but think that those of you who treasure your childhood are going to be excellent parents yourselves, because you haven’t forgotten all those things that are important to kids. I really believe that’s why my kids are so open with me and can talk to me about anything and everything – because I took the time to listen to them about what was important to them, they knew I would listen whenever they need to talk. Unfortunately, that’s something their father never learned; to him, the chatter about Nintendo was a waste of time. So they stopped telling him….

Enough of this – time to go grocery shopping and hit Target one more time (gulp…wish me luck) and do the last-minute wrapping and cleaning.

Merry Christmas, Matt – and everyone else here!

Chestnuts roasted by Trish @ 12/23/2006 5:58 PM


We love you noggy!

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 12/23/2006 6:07 PM


Matt: Awesome advent calendar, as always. The only way it could be better is if 2002-Santa showed up to handle Xmas this year.
*raises EggBoglin* A toast to X-E! Here’s to years of great Advent Calendars, and hopefully to years more of them!

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 12/23/2006 6:09 PM


Special K

at least your family is accepting of your cult. I’m worried about mine, now! They asked what x-e is and why I read it..and I tried explaining the playmobil and lego advent calendars. Then I tried explaining knacks and mare getting it on, a baby named box, james lipton and evil mare winninghams…

..needless to say I expect a random drug test quite soon..

Chestnuts roasted by Mandi @ 12/23/2006 6:12 PM


Happy Christmas to Matt and everyone else! I also finish with the “Christmas Carol” show tonight, and I so looking towards the after party!! Everyone have fun and be safe….
(I also posted this from my Wii; how much fun we’ve had this month!)

Chestnuts roasted by Shuanfu @ 12/23/2006 6:16 PM


Merry Merry Christmas you all!
Now to spread seeds of panic!
I went to the Playmobile website and the only Advent calendars they have that Matt hasn’t used yet are “Pretty pretty unicorns” and “Fighting Knights”. Neither of which is Christmassy!
Oh no! What is to become of the countdown?!?
I wish Matt had taken a picture of 2006 Santa before he was burned, I like to compare how the Santas look each year. They are all different.
(don’t worry, I’m sure they will have a new Christmassy advent calendar next year)

Chestnuts roasted by Bitchick @ 12/23/2006 6:28 PM


Matt and my fellow X-Er’s-THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You guys have made my x-mas season. No exaggeration, no joke. I know I’ve said it before, but I wanted to say it again. I love you guys and you saved my Christmas, my heart so didn’t want to be in it this year. Merry, Merry, to you all! For those of you eating mass amounts of seafood tomorrow, eat some extra for me! Unless they’re Smelts, never like the Smelts.

That being said, I am so in Special K’s cult (because I say so), and will totally be around for Xmas Eve and the Day. As long as I have internet access. Hope all y’all have a great holiday.

Chestnuts roasted by MissJess @ 12/23/2006 6:29 PM


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