Comments on: You were the one who tried to destroy Yoshi…with that mutagen.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:14:17 +0000

Nice article.

By: AtomicPup

AtomicPup — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:37:28 +0000

What do you mean wait?? I put my tree up on November 1st every year

By: beeps

beeps — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:39:53 +0000

hehe. wb 11. we had taped amadeus and trading spaces off that channel in the early 90s…

By: Moony

Moony — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:48:36 +0000

Decorating with cats in mind…Here’s something that’s worked for me for years, with the exception of one hardheaded cat who liked to bodyslam the tree:

1)Go to the pet store and buy a bottle of Bitter Apple Spray. Preferably the gentler ‘plant safe’ one.

2)Setup and decorate tree. Include the lights, but leave them unplugged for now.

3) Spray the ENTIRE bottom three feet of the tree, including the decorations (if they can take it). Make sure to get a good coating on tinsel and light cords. Spray the entire length of the light cord, but don’t include the plug itself.

4) Take every cat and stick a piece of the treated tinsel or the *unplugged* light cord in their mouth. It will only be a second before they’re objecting to the nasty, burning taste. Some particularly stubborn cats might need a repeat of this step later on.

The Bitter Apple spray doesn’t smell to you, but it does to them, and they’ll associate it with that nasty taste, and most cats will want to avoid it after that.

Of course, you may have an Einstein or two amongst your feline numbers, but they’re usually the exception!

By: kingklash

kingklash — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:10:57 +0000

I hear that citrus tends to repel pussycats. Or, try arming mice with taser guns.

By: Old E

Old E — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:41:07 +0000

I made my “practice” beer can turkey yesterday… and it was GLORIOUS.

By: IHAQ

IHAQ — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:31:16 +0000

I wish I was Orko approved! I also wish I could have some turkey.