Happy Halloween! This year’s Halloween Countdown ends, oddly, with a review of my favorite episode of Tales From The Darkside. Such a great show, and it gave me just the kind of last-minute spirit zapping I needed. I know most people did their big costume/haunting things this past weekend, but tomorrow is Halloween Propa. Do your best to enjoy it, however you can.
I really didn’t want the season to slip by without getting to write about these, because they’re great. Let me sum it up quick: Cars, in horror shells, fun times. Don’t think that’ll due, so, expansion: Remember those Matchbox Christmas Coal Cars I wrote about ten years ago? Same idea here. Regardless of whether your costume-wearing widdle-wons have been naughty or nice, they, and I and you will all revel in the glories of horror-shelled mystery Matchbox cars. Each plastic case splits open to reveal a toy car that is sadly not at all Halloweeny, but it’s the cases that count, and these are great cases. Not sure which I like better, but it doesn’t matter much; they’re both mine.
They’re coming to take me away, ha ha.
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I remember this and it still doesn’t make sense. Sure it’s cool to have a naked hot chick basting in your rumpus room, but you’re not just going to be able to eat her like a chicken leg. They’re going to need to take the organs out at the very least or they are going to have all kinds of bile in the soup and the vegetables just aren’t going to do anything. You couldn’t even cook a rabbit like that despite how hard the pygmys or tazmanian devils try.