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10/07/2006: Monster In My Pocket, and skulls too!

I’m still counting this late entry as Friday’s, so there. Joining the 2006 Halloween Countdown are four 1990 Monster In My Pocket figures. Most if not all of you should remember the line, especially because I’ve written about it sixty times before. This article deals more with the allure of the original series, before it went crazy with giant-sized 500,000 point monsters with electronic voice-boxes and firing missiles. Click here to read!


In the Halloween party favor/cheap toy department, the skull has been a point of particular interest this year. We already saw two of the best last month, including one with a bunch of bloody bugs inside it, and another that blinked various neon colors when squished. Shown above are three more, again with special action features that transform them from mere skulls into the heart and soul of any party.


One of the skulls, complete with comically undersized skeleton body, is a mere waterball. You grab it, and a mouthful of water swishes around, forever changing the shape of the skull. Unlike most waterballs, you can stretch this thing for a good ten inches without worrying about a wet explosion.


The second is from the same series as the previously reported skull-with-bugs-in-it, only this time, the bugs have been replaced with a bunch of bloody, squishy eyeballs. It’s a lot easier to make cheap, realistic-looking fake bugs than cheap, realistic-looking fake eyes, so while the other skull was cooler on that level, it’s much more absurdistly and keen to find one with a bunch of eyeballs in it. Bugs? You can attribute bugs to the decomposition process. Eyeballs? Where the fuck did those come from?


Finally, and most alarmingly, we have a skull with a twist-off top that reveals a chamber full of toy slime. The slime comes in a bunch of different colors, each with some kind of gross rubber bug (I got a stunted centipede) hiding within.

All of the skulls are in that 1-2 dollar range. They won’t break your bank. Unless you’re poor. Haha, you’re poor.

ADST leading into SNT with this one, folks.


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Discussion Thread: 89 comments

My best costume was a Ghostbuster myself, oddly enough.

Matt, did you ever play the MIMP NES game? It’s abysmal.

On a cheerier note, does anyone have a local supermarket with the big inflatable Pepsi Halloween ‘maze’? The Super Wal-Mart in my town has one, and loathe though I am to go in there, the maze itself is kinda neat.

Ghosted by Timmy @ 10/08/2006 12:44 AM EDT


My best Halloween costume was probably the Gir costume I made my senior year in high school. It was the lamest thing ever, I couldn’t see out of it, but I didn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thought, because I wanted to be Gir.

Worst costume was back one year in elementary school my mom thought it would be cute to get a box and dress me up as a juice box of Hershey’s Chocolate Milk. I have no idea what she was thinking….

Ghosted by Mystie @ 10/08/2006 12:49 AM EDT


dohopoki:

Nothing on TV? Battlestar Galactica is back on TV after MONTHS. If that doesn’t cheer you up, nothing will…..

I agree that a hole in your favoite boxers ruins a day….

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 10/08/2006 12:53 AM EDT


Never seen it. And it’s not on this second is it?

Ghosted by dohopoki @ 10/08/2006 12:57 AM EDT


Mystie,
I really can’t tell you how much I love that Gir costume . I loved invader Zim, but it was so not a kids show. I mean the halloween episode was awesome, but almost scary.
“why are you called Gir”
“I don’t know”
also has anyone seen Korgoth?

Ghosted by RAS @ 10/08/2006 1:00 AM EDT


dohopoki

Nope. Friday nights. As for right now, I would suggest looking for old SNL reruns. OLD ones…

But really…BSG is some of the BEST STUFF on TV right now. If you at ALL like SciFi, or just good writing in general, you need to see it.

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 10/08/2006 1:09 AM EDT


Yes, I was both an avid fan of Invader Zim (it’s where one half of my name comes from, anyone who guesses the 2nd half gets a cookie), and have seen Korgoth.

It looks like a great series. With voice talents like John Dimaggio & Diedrich Bader (as Korgoth!), and others, this seems great in the making. The painting and heavy metal definately helps it.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 10/08/2006 1:16 AM EDT


I don’t really have a best costume. As a kid, I mostly I just had a parade of crappy costumes that made me feel uncomfortable.

My worst costume was “Crazy Spoon-head Guy.” For those who don’t remember, Adam Sandler used to be funny. When he was on SNL, he did a skit about Halloween costumes; I can’t really remember the premise. Anyway, I saw a rerun of the show a day or two before Halloween, and then subsequently found out the party I was supposed to attend was a no-go. My roommate and I ended up bored at home, and we decided to hit the bars. However, we didn’t want to be the only losers without costumes. Since we were already drunk, we just started grabbing stuff from around the apartment. He had a Mexican wrestler mask for some reason (he was a weird guy), so he went as a Mexican wrestler with the mask and some underwear on the outside. I think he wrote the spanish word for lettuce (?lechuga?) on the ass of his underwear in marker. I had no strange clothes to wear, so I went as Crazy Spoon Head Guy.

It sounded funny while I was drunk and banging around the apartment looking for stuff. Basically, I duct taped a spoon to my forehead and spouted Sandler’s catch phrase for the skit whenever anyone asked me what the fuck I was supposed to be. “I’m Crazy Spoon Head Guy. Gimme’ some CANDY!”

I ended the night by ripping off pretty big chunks of eye brow when I went to remove the tape. I’d managed to keep my hair out of the tape by dumb luck.

The whole thing was pretty stupid in retrospect, but absolutely hilarious when you’re already drunk.

Cameron T, I’m glad at least one other X-Er is a BSG fan. I thought last night’s ep was great the first time I watched it. After I re-watched it I realized that the writing was weaker than I originally thought. Add in the thinly veiled political overtones about suicide bombing and my liking for the ep plummeted. Overall NOT up to their usual standards.

Finally, I can’t find Korgoth on the Search menu for my DVR. Is the official title something else? I’ve caught snippets, but only as overlap from recording Robot Chicken or some other show that comes on too late for me.

Ghosted by spaz307 @ 10/08/2006 1:56 AM EDT


i ‘chopped and screwed’ the new gen mimp haunted mountain commercial. this is the life i lead.. :/

https://webspace.utexas.edu/cca378/monster.mp3

Ghosted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 10/08/2006 2:09 AM EDT


The second half of your name is from Angry Beavers, Invader Norbert. Well played.

Ghosted by Timmy @ 10/08/2006 2:14 AM EDT


best: Unabomber
worst: snake

Ghosted by jrh @ 10/08/2006 3:12 AM EDT


I finally found a box of Boo Berry! Woo hoo!!! Last one they had at Wal-Mart. Sort of off topic, but yay!! Just had a bowl and it was quite scary…I mean tasty.

I’ve always had somewhat of a fascination with skulls. Not real ones, but plastic toy ones and such.

Ghosted by Justin @ 10/08/2006 4:10 AM EDT


I dont know if they have them near any of you people out there, but the local Dollar Tree stores have been a halloween bonanza. The squishy skulls with stuff in the eyeballs, little godzilla figures, slime, zombie DVDs, etc.

Someone mentioned quick halloween costumes. I came up with one last year (didnt plan on going out, as it was a work night, but got a last minute call from a friend going to a local bar), though it might be too morbid for some. I bought gauze, bandages, and fake blood, and went out as a failed suicide attempt.
Ive had an idea for costume for a few years, though Ive never had the balls to actually do it. Just take a plain white tank top, and squirt some fake blood on it. When people ask you what your costume is, say you’re a wife beater. Im always afraid of runnin into someone who says “my dad beat my mom” or “my husband used to beat me” to actually do it, as that would be some what of a downer, on both sides I guess

Ghosted by jesse @ 10/08/2006 4:25 AM EDT


Hey Jrh,
By snake do you mean just a snake? Cause if so, you rock. My best (although rediculous) was my Batman costume a couple years ago. I made for a pretty flabby Batman, but that was part of the plan.

Ghosted by Tommy @ 10/08/2006 5:15 AM EDT


My parents didn’t believe in buying costumes. In our house it was “if you don’t have it already, you don’t need to be dressing up.” So for about the first five years of my life I went as a hobo because that’s what my babysitter dressed me up as (she was always the one who took me trick-or-treating). Yeah, that was definately my worst costume, though, I must admit, I was a cute little hobo. My dad even won a photo contest with a picture he took of me in costume.

My best costume when I was a kid was the year I went as a cat. I loved that costume and wore it around the house for months. It was just a black leotard, white tights and the ears, tail and a bowtie and they drew some whiskers on me.

This year I think I’m going as Liz Sherman from Hellboy. All I need is a pair of scrubs and a wig.

Ghosted by broomstickjockey @ 10/08/2006 7:36 AM EDT


It was you! You were the one who took figures out of that 12 pack I bought when I was 10! You owe me some Monster in my Pocked figures, Matt! You owe me!

Ghosted by Jason @ 10/08/2006 8:43 AM EDT


Am I the only person who generally likes scifi, especially well written scifi, but could not keep myself from falling asleep during Battlestar Galactica?…

jesse – I love the suicide attempt costume. I’ve wanted to go as Jesus for a few years now (I’m female), but living in the south, I feel like that might bring some more negative attention than I want.

Ghosted by Mara @ 10/08/2006 10:25 AM EDT


Best costume: Tie between being a cow this year, and my store bought California Raisin costume when I was 8. I was so darn cute.

Worst costume: A bald pirate. I had one of those bald cap things and an eyepatch. I was 9 I believe. Lost the bald cap in the haunted house during the Halloween carnival at school. Then I was just a messy haired 9 year old girl with an eyepatch.

Ghosted by dj lisas @ 10/08/2006 11:23 AM EDT


That first one must be the skeletal remains of Wayne “The Main Brain McClane”

OH GOD YES!!!

Ghosted by K- @ 10/08/2006 12:21 PM EDT


three things to share with everyone-

1. mystie you are now officially my new personal hero for wearing that costume. it was seriously the most amazing thing i have seen in at least a week. i miss gir and zim so very much. i’m gonna sing the doom song.

2.discovered that my girlfriend really is the best girl ever. when we went to target to kill time before our dinner reservations she didn’t even blink an eye when i decdied to get both of the My Little Ponies just for me to have.

3. i had the pitch black icee while we were at target as well. i spent the half hour we were there saying this thing it tastes of grape, death and mayhem.

Ghosted by danny @ 10/08/2006 2:05 PM EDT


I forgot to mention something about the skulls. I need the one with the tiny body. SO CUTE! And the one with slime inside? When I first saw the picture of it opened, it reminded me of a toilet.

I’m distraught over whether to open my ponies or not. :?

Ghosted by Ryane @ 10/08/2006 4:23 PM EDT


I’m distraught over whether to open my ponies or not. :?

If you die tomorrow, what good is it going to do that your ponies are still in the box? None. You’ll die regretting you never walked your ponies up the fridge. Right before the bus hits you, you’ll stop and think, “Oh why God? Why didn’t I brush Pumpkin Tart while I still had the chance?”

Ghosted by Mystie @ 10/08/2006 4:50 PM EDT


Thanks to Mystie, all my Nightmare Before Christmas characters are coming out of their boxes tonight!

Ghosted by broomstickjockey @ 10/08/2006 5:00 PM EDT


If I were to go into a coma now and not wake up until November 1st, I can honestly say I have had a good Halloween season.
Today was a good trip.
I got a Pitch Black ICEE and went to the dollar store where I picked up some canisters of slime with characters like Godzilla and the Wolfman on them.

Speaking of the Wolfman, I am reminded of my drawing of the Wolfman and Frankenstein trying to play Dungeons and Dragons from last year’s drawing contest.
I don’t suppose there is going to be a contest this year, Matt?

Ghosted by Somethin' Funny @ 10/08/2006 5:19 PM EDT


Yes, there will be. :) This week!

Ghosted by Matt @ 10/08/2006 5:24 PM EDT


Huzzah!

Ghosted by Somethin' Funny @ 10/08/2006 5:26 PM EDT


Mystie: Damnit, you’re right. After I post this, I’m freeing them of their plastic pumpkin molds!

I do take alot of my figurines and stuff out of the boxes, but sometimes… I just feel the need to keep them in there.

*looks at The Vampire and Jack Skellington still in their big clunky plastic boxes that are collecting dust* broomstickjockey: I think I will be joining you! :D

Somethin’ Funny: I am pretty sure I saw Matt post just a couple days ago that he was indeed going to have a contest. :)

Ghosted by Ryane @ 10/08/2006 5:32 PM EDT


Ok, I can die happy now. They are both stuck to my file cabinet beside me. :) I like Abra-ca-dabra best.

Yeah, and my posts are slow, as you can see above, and sometimes I forget to refresh. :(

Ghosted by Ryane @ 10/08/2006 5:58 PM EDT


A 7/11 here has cans of Pitch Black II, as well as the Icee’s… Perhaps they are leftovers?

Ghosted by bricker @ 10/08/2006 6:35 PM EDT


Sorry, meant to say Slurpee, nomenclaturally challenged.

Ghosted by bricker @ 10/08/2006 6:39 PM EDT


The UK figures looks phenomonal!

Ghosted by Jenny @ 10/08/2006 7:40 PM EDT


My ponies are still in their plastic cages… my daughter wrecked my Rainbowdash styling pony by getting something funky in its hair. I can just imagine what kind of hair gel she might get in the hair of my Hallo ponies… probably pudding. LOL No thanx.. they will stay as they are for now. They are propped by my bed on display though. Very purty ponies.

Ghosted by kittycatgirl2k @ 10/08/2006 7:41 PM EDT


I. Love. Monster in my pocket.

Spring-Heeled Jack always used to confuse me as to what he was until not very long ago, I think I wiki’d it. Anyways.. I love those goofy things.

Ghosted by Zharicant @ 10/08/2006 8:04 PM EDT


I don’t think I even realized My Little Ponies CAME in boxes when I was a kid. In fact, I can’t even imagine what the old pony boxes even looked like. I painted the hooves on my old ponies. Some of them got haircuts. They’re all in a tangled mess in a box in my closet, every single one of them. Even the cheap bootlegs.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 10/08/2006 8:58 PM EDT


Spring Heeled Jack is one of my obsessions.
I plan to write a comic about him some day.
The comics what have been written about him really lacked the serious creepiness of the original legend/stories.

Ghosted by Somethin' Funny @ 10/08/2006 9:26 PM EDT


I still have all of the series 1 MIMP, in addition to a couple I got from a Spaghettios mail away. And I believe the 25 point Great Beast is from the Book of Revelations.

Ghosted by Dude McGuy @ 10/09/2006 4:08 AM EDT


Hey Great Monsters in my pocket article. May I suggest “Army Ants” a very similar toy line for a future non Halloween article. That is if you haven’t touched on them yet. Similar in the fact that you can collect a lot of them and came out at the exact same time, but almost better since they came with weapons and you could squish their bulbous butts.

Ghosted by KJ in NJ @ 10/09/2006 1:33 PM EDT


God, you folks have such cool gross out toys….

Ghosted by Jonathan Michael Reiter @ 10/17/2006 5:56 PM EDT


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