Taking tonight off, but I'll be back tomorrow fer shure. I need some quiet time to adjust to my newfound alien superpowers, or I'm just exhausted. I won't leave you empty-handed, though. No, I'll leave your hands full of heads.

I used to buy these really crude, plastic shrunken heads from Johnson Smith all the time as a kid, and my fascination with shrunken heads has stuck with me ever since. Not for real shrunken heads, mind you -- don't really care about where all that voodoo came from, but because it was the genesis for such cool toys, I respect the roots. Shrunken heads in general have become a bit more taboo in the world of toys as the years passed, but during the Halloween season, the coppers always look the other way.
Shrunken Head Dude #1 on the left came from Party City, and is part of a fairly large line of similarly rotted, disgusting, drooping eye heads with bits of lifelike hair. They're nice and squishy like a doggy chew toy, stopping short of actually squeaking because they're shrunken heads and shrunken heads aren't supposed to be cute. I really like how Shrunken Head Dude #1 in no way, shape or form skimps on being ghoulish or gross. Usually, only the bigger, pricier Halloween decorations get away with being legitimately creepy. Shrunken Head Dude #1 is perfect for a bloodlust on a budget.
Shrunken Head Dude #2 is more of a "bust" than a "shrunken head," but let's pretend otherwise for the sake of me getting to call a toy "Shrunken Head Dude #2." Found this guy at a craft store; again, he's part of a larger line consisting of many different creatures of the night. The others in the set are probably more desirable (and recognizable), but I had to give this random lilac-skinned vampire dude the nod because he looked like the kind of guy who'd suck blood and play the piano at the same time.
Both are in the five dollar range, if not a bit less, and make for great around-the-house Halloween decorations that won't require you to clear out four square feet of space to set up.
Survey Time, Survey Time: How have you decorated for the Halloween season? Best finds? Best heirlooms? Best shrunken heads? Lawn only, or indoors, too? Tell us about it and win a prize. Okay there's no prize.
Posted by Matt on 10/04/2006. E-mail me!










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Ooooops!!! I forgot to de-bolden! I hate standing out like that!