09/13/2006: Fright Bites and a new Halloween Jukebox!
I have a feeling you’re going to want what today’s Halloween Countdown entry is about. Made by Snak King, it’s “Fright Bites,” the only tortilla chips in history shaped and colored like bats, pumpkins and ghosts! They’re better in concept than execution, but even a shittily executed bat-shaped tortilla chip is welcomed.
I have a friend who chooses to go by the name “Tummi” whenever I mention him on the site. I’m not sure why; he’s never expressed any major love for Disney’s Gummi Bears. But, as he’s been a big help behind the scenes, I’ll call him what he wants.
Aside from handling a lot of the backstage encoding, Tummi is responsible for the holiday jukeboxes. This year, he’s revitalized the Halloween Jukebox with a new order, new songs and new hidden messages meant to inspire you to kill people. Click here to give it a listen! New songs include everything from the Count Duckula theme to MC Hammer rappin’ philosophical about the Addams Family. There was only so much he could do with the pitiful amount of real Halloween songs available, but I think it’s pretty rockin. Thank you TUMMI. The new juke is also linked in all of the 2006 Countdown entries for easy access.
Discussion Thread: 94 comments
I hope I find these chips. Even though they’re totally misshapen, they still look awesome.

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Rainbowfeet @ 09/13/2006 9:44 PM EDT
All I have to say is WOW. I’m totally getting those chips. They are made by the same people that make the Salsitas, I think! KMart here I come! I gotta add - everytime I see “Snak King”, I think of “Sofa King”…
Thank you, Tummi - I’m listening to your jukebox right now.
I now have both versions saved on my WMP10.

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Ryane @ 09/13/2006 9:46 PM EDT
Haven’t had a chance to read the whole thing yet but I just wanted to say that I saw these at Target and knew IMMEDIATELY that they’d show up on the countdown.

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jazzy @ 09/13/2006 9:47 PM EDT
I’m just glad to have the Halloween Jukebox back–thanks Tummi!
Gonna play the Juke later on…happy to see Halloween coming along…man, can’t wait to see how this shapes up sooner to the 31st of October! WooooOO!

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Terror Claws Cole @ 09/13/2006 9:55 PM EDT
Yet another reason to hate living in Canada, where the market for chips reminscent of death encompasses me and that crazy guy who wears the santa hat and does push-ups int he street.
Another SIGH. But now that I look harder, those chips do look a bit like the scraps of stuffing that they shove into couches. Hmmm…”Sofa King,” indeed.

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RoadBlock @ 09/13/2006 9:57 PM EDT
Okay, sorry for the (almost) double post. But now that I’ve read it, I have to say two things:
1) The bag not only used the word “parameter” in an unusual context, they used it incorrectly. I’m pretty sure they meant “perimeter”
2) I need that blood bowl.

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jazzy @ 09/13/2006 9:58 PM EDT
“if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d like to be called Sting from now on”
“yeah, yeah, get us another beer, GORDY!!!”
Kid Nicky, I am aware of the new Mario Hoops game. The guy’s name is Vivi!!! I hope Selphie is around. Selphie makes everything worth it!!!

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Knegative @ 09/13/2006 9:58 PM EDT
Thanks Matt, Tummi and anyone else who puts time and effort into XE. It is much appreciated.
Those chips DO kind of suck, but I would still totally get them for any Halloween party. My Wal-Mart is still void of any Halloween goodness. Thank God I can get my “fix” here at XE.

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Muppet Baby @ 09/13/2006 10:04 PM EDT
First of all, you have no idea how hungry I am for tortilla chips now.
Second… COUNT DUCKULA!!! OMG! When was the last time I thought about that cartoon?! They should SO put it out on DVD!! Who wants to start a petition?!
I know what I am buying tomorrow while shopping, that is if they are in Canada. To reiterate Muppet Baby’s first sentences: Thanks Matt, Tummi and anyone else who puts time and effort into XE. It is much appreciated.
On the topic of the blood bowl, I am forever nervous around clear plastic things with blood in them. This all stems from one wonderful Halloween were a child decided to stab me in the gut with one playfully. It didn’t penetrate, but it did leave a big bruise and an interesting story.

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Phil G. @ 09/13/2006 10:17 PM EDT
The duck’s already out on DVD. 

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Matt @ 09/13/2006 10:17 PM EDT
Yeah, I probably should have looked for Count Duckula before posting… I found the first season on DVD… and it should be in my mailbox in the next two weeks!!! Woo!!
That bowl rocks, and the chips, no matter how scarily misshappen they are look yummy.By the by a primus toy came out the other day,and it might make a good companion to your unicron article from a while back.

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Mightystalfos @ 09/13/2006 10:27 PM EDT
that bleeding skull bowl is awesome.

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andrewwww @ 09/13/2006 10:33 PM EDT
Hurray for Halloween jukebox! Hurray beer!

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Jeff Mack @ 09/13/2006 10:34 PM EDT
For those interested Welcome to the Black Parade is now on iTunes. Download the EP, though. You get a 40 minute “interview” with the band talking about all the songs on the new album and you get to hear snippets of them.
So worth the dollar I spent. Make sure it’s the EP, I downloaded the single first, thus costing me 2 dollars. It’s all good.

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Knegative @ 09/13/2006 10:34 PM EDT
Jukebox rocks! I was having a crappy week, but now things are so much brighter!
That bowl is cool. But what happens if it has a crack in it? Will the blood go all over the food? Plus, would it be edible and would you want to eat it?

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JLAJRC @ 09/13/2006 10:39 PM EDT
yeah, JLAJRC, I thought the same thing…then I thought that maybe that meant I was turning into an adult (would kids really give a shit if toxic “blood” spilled on their chips?), so I pushed the matter out of my mind entirely.

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Rosella (aka Joey) @ 09/13/2006 10:42 PM EDT
Ah, it’s not Halloween season until I’ve heard track #10 on this year’s jukebox “Anything Can Happen on Halloween.” Reminds me of Matt’s review (click my name). I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard in my whole life.
We had a going away party at work today that included a bunch of tortilla chips and various dip/salsas. If I had brought the Fright Bites, I honestly believe that my coworkers would have carried me around on their shoulders while forgetting all about the fellow employee who was leaving.
PS I had Pilsbury Halloween cinnamon rolls this morning. They were wonderful, all halloweeny cinnameeny.

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freudguy @ 09/13/2006 10:58 PM EDT
Might have to look for these. For one thing, tortilla chips are some of the only junk foods I’ll eat. For another thing, those bats look like blue corn chips. I love blue corn chips. They have a heartier flavor and are thicker than the regular ones.

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starwenn @ 09/13/2006 11:10 PM EDT
o_O Halloween themed Tortilla chips?! Brilliant! The more Halloween-themed foods there are, the better. I haven’t seen any of the Halloweeny Cereals at the supermarket yet- I hope they get them, I want Franken Berry cereal this year…or Boo Berry as I’ve not yet tried it. Halloween peeps are out there though, I scored me some the other day. ^__^

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The Boglin @ 09/13/2006 11:23 PM EDT
Do any Canadians know of supermarkets that are known to sell cereals like Booberry and Frankenberry? Specifically Southern Ontario, but I can go up to Toronto sometimes. I have always wanted to try these but have yet to get the chance.

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Phil G. @ 09/13/2006 11:27 PM EDT
I think I just lost a year or two off my life. Thanks to Mr. Boligarky I finally read The Worst Witch review. I don’t know why I never read it. I’ve heard about it alot, but Jesus Christ, I had no idea to expect all of that. I laughed so hard I crossed the line of knowing whether I was still laughing or just plain crying. I physically had to stop and take a break during Tim’s video. Wow…

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Ryane @ 09/13/2006 11:41 PM EDT
huzzah for two features in one! way to be, matt! those chips are horribly adorable.
i can’t wait for this years halloween KidCuisine’s. The Target I worked at this past year kept them in stock well into January when I pulled them all out of the case myself and said it just wasn’t right.

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brianfax @ 09/13/2006 11:45 PM EDT
You’re welcome Ryane. Well, I suppose we should thank Matt though. Seriously, the first time I read that, the tears were rolling down my face because I was laughing so hard. What had made it even more funny was the fact that I’d seen the Worst Witch many times as a child, but not for such a long time that I’d forgotten just how ridiculous it is… Anyway, thanks to Matt’s fever-induced review, I can’t see any Tim Curry related item without laughing.
Revamped jukebox = Halloween awesomeness! Kudos to TUMMI for this ‘un! The ‘Shaun of the Dead’ theme made my night!

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EtHM @ 09/14/2006 12:09 AM EDT
Great, now I have to go listen to Escape (The PiƱa Colada Song).
Echoing the appreciation for Matt and Tummi and Brian and anyone else that makes X-E what it is. Thanks guys!

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squee4242 @ 09/14/2006 12:16 AM EDT
Well…I got back from The Who concert earlier, and it was just f’ing great. The opening band, Peeping Tom, was crappy, which made The Who 100x better in comparison. They played many kickass songs, including most of the songs off their new album, which in concert talk is “Everybody get up and go to the bathroom!” There was also a 1/2 hour Encore, among the songs played is Pinball Wizard (one of my favs), but my dad was dissappointed that they didn’t play Summertime Blues at all.
Also, Click on my name to go to one of my most recent blog entries, where I list my 5 Worst Pokemon Ever. So here’s a topic: What are your 5 choices for Worst Pokemon Ever? This was mine:
5. Shuckle
4. Dunsparce
3. Nosepass
2. Magikarp
1. Porygon2
…You’ll have to click my name to see the whole reasoning. Also, I got it on fark! It’s here: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2287927 About 35 people telling me I need a life/calling me a pedophile.
Now for the Countdown Stuff = Awesome. I just hope we see Ghost With The Most soon. I’ll repeat this from last year: “Bag To Put Leaves In” = Brilliant.
from an extreme pokemon gamers point of view, im going to have to argue against:
Shuckle - super super high defense and special defense. this fucker can take hit after hit and be used as some varying Baton Passer for all kinds of crazy stat uppers for your Scizor or Kingdra just lying in wait in your team
Magikarp - point in case: he evolves into Gyarados. I know he has a 4X weakness to Electric types thanks to the wonderful combination of Water/Flying…but this guy is just awesome.
How about Chimecho? or Unown? or Aipom (despite his immense cuteness).
nerd alert!

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brianfax @ 09/14/2006 12:39 AM EDT
brianfax, if I had been doing a Top 10, I would’ve included those 3 (plus I’d have to think of 2 more, and I’m just too tired for that now)
And In my blog and this one, I’m open for ideas of other Top 5 Worst, and I currently stand by my choices.

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Invader Norbert @ 09/14/2006 1:07 AM EDT
I have this kickass chalice that works in the same manner as all those other bleeding decorations. I just love it; the only way it could be better is if it could more liquid.

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marril159 @ 09/14/2006 1:10 AM EDT
okay, well I’m with you on terms of design and thought process when putting those first 5 pokemon on the market. im just way too into the games.
could we expand to include Hoot Hoot? cause that thing just plain pisses me off.
charmander continues to rule all. i got my pokemon wallets in the mail the other day. 15 of em for $15. theyre nuts. i’ll take pictures tomorrow and post them up somewhere.

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brianfax @ 09/14/2006 1:13 AM EDT
Where’s the 2nd Annual Art Contest? Pleeeeease

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Fox @ 09/14/2006 1:42 AM EDT
I have to thank you too, Mr. Boligarky! I just went and read the review of The worst witch, and i was literally laughing so hard i couldnt breathe! that music video!! good lord!! I love you matt. In a completely non-creepy way. haha That was the best! I cant believe i didnt know about it before!! That made my night…

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Katella @ 09/14/2006 4:36 AM EDT
I really want to check out the revamped jukebox but I’m on-air here at my parttime job pretending to sound happy about Nick Lachey and Michael McDonald songs. Not that I don’t like those artists, I just have to sound overly happy for any soccer moms up and listening at 2am on a Thursday morning. But yes when I get home I will check out the jukebox for updated Halloween goodness.

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dj lisas @ 09/14/2006 4:54 AM EDT
Yea, Rosella. You’re right. We are all kids at heart.
While I’ve never heard of Fright Bites, I’m pretty sure one of the majors (Tostito maybe?) does the same thing, or at least used to. Only they would just make them black/orange and just in the shape of bats. Who’s ever seen an orange bat?

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JLAJRC @ 09/14/2006 5:45 AM EDT
Do The Freddy is my favorite song of all time. It’s official.
Knegative (and whoever else cares)- I have no idea who Selphie is,but when I beat the game on normal difficulty,the end credits showed a bunch of those cactus men dancing,and a little white cat walking around on this red ball. I don’t know if they’re unlockable playable characters though. Either way,it’s a worthy purchase,since regardless of FF fanservice,it’s an awesome game. Don’t listen to the reviewers on this one,they’re all trashing it since they didn’t bother learning the stylus controls. After you get used to them,you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Kid Nicky @ 09/14/2006 7:07 AM EDT
Ahh!
I so needed this article this morning. I needed a reason to look forward to doing groceries tonight! Now, I have it!
Thanks and I’ll be listening to the jukebox this evening.

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Croww @ 09/14/2006 7:16 AM EDT
Whoa. I totally want those chips. Tortilla chips are one of my favorite foods anyway, and -colored- tortilla chips are the best things in the universe, but shaped ones are ten times the awesome, if that is possible.

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razzkat @ 09/14/2006 8:33 AM EDT
Bruce Campbell would be proud of that display.
Kid Nicky, those cacti are known as Sabotenders or Cactaurs. If you want to get technical they can also be Cactrots or Quactaurs, depending on the Final Fantasy in question, in VI and X, respectively.
Also, the cat is most definitely a Moogle. I’m pretty sure I heard about Cactaurs and Moogles being playable characters. I’d personally like to know who the other humanoid characters are. My money is on Selphie as she usually makes the cut in extra-FF games, being the spunky, can’t-help-but-love-her character of the series. And, while Rikku is great too, she will never be as good as Selphie. If you find a girl in a yellow dress, with flipped hair, that’s her.
The game will assuredly be my first DS purchase.

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 10:07 AM EDT
Every so often, I like to play the halloween theme when a customer walks in the door. Good fun. I also sadly know every word to the Adam’s Family Rap. It has been stuck in my head, just from reading about it.
Also, I freaking love Martha Stewarts Halloween Issue. Yes, she’s nutty, but I think her nuttiness adds something special at Halloween. And that issue comes out tomorrow.

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kb @ 09/14/2006 10:30 AM EDT
For years … YEARS! … I spoke of The Worst Witch, which I had seen on HBO some long ago afternoon when I was in the third grade. And they all told me it wasn’t real. But it was, and you all know that. I feel so validated. And I can also sing the line “Has anybody seen my tamborine?” without feeling like a complete tool. Thanks Matt, thanks X-E, thanks bloggers!

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LemurCat @ 09/14/2006 12:11 PM EDT
MMmmm… crunchy bats. What kind of dip goes with that?
For those of you who are planning your parties early, may I recommend a site with plenty of creepy free goodies to download?
http://www.ravensblight.com
I recommend the ouija screensaver, and the papercraft boardgames.

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kingklash @ 09/14/2006 12:30 PM EDT
i’m using dialup so i cant really listen to the jukebox, but I think that the “Batty” song from FernGully should be on there. i was singing it in the shower this morning.

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brianfax @ 09/14/2006 1:04 PM EDT
brianfax that’s a creepy thought. Eww. Even though every once in a while I think of that movie, ferngully. It’s not a bad movie for a cheap disney movie (they didn’t treat it like a huge summer one like lion king) If I see a cheap copy of it I’ll pick one up.

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Goob @ 09/14/2006 1:48 PM EDT
what’s a creepy thought? imagining me doing the CabbagePatch in the shower will going “yo the name is batty the logic is erratic potato in a jacket!”
i think i need a DVD version of Ferngully as well. I’ve been watching a Disney Channel taped version for like the past 10 years.
does everyone else know about the new Nightmare Before Christmas (in 3-D) and songs covered by (eep) Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco? The 3-D thing might be cool, but as much as I love FOB, that should remain un-touched. I’m not going to say anything about Panic!…that subject just upsets me enough.

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brianfax. @ 09/14/2006 1:55 PM EDT
Invader Norbert: did they play “A Quick One”? That was always my favorite.

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Deuce @ 09/14/2006 2:00 PM EDT
OOOOOHoohoo, a diehard Nightmare fan, who happens to be a friend of mine, well let’s just say he holds FOB and P!ATD as satanic as he holds Nightmare holy.
Can’t wait to tell him. At least I’ll like the remakes 

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 2:07 PM EDT
An updated Halloween jukebox? Pure awesome. I know I downloaded at least half of the songs from the only one and put them on my regualr playlist.
Goob: Fergully wasn’t Disney, it was 20th Century Fox. It does feature the almighty Tim Curry.

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Spoodles @ 09/14/2006 2:09 PM EDT
i leave way too many comments on these blogs, but i have no one else to talk to. i am lame.
spoodles; it also features Robin Williams. who is Batty. and anytime Robin Williams gets to rap, I’m going to be listening.
yeah, the whole Nightmare Before Christmas thing is unsettling. I love me some Fall Out Boy, but I just don’t think you’re supposed to mess with that stuff. What are they going to do next? CGi Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with Fall Out Boy covering “We’re A Couple of Misfits”? oh dear, lord. that sounds almost too perfect for them. let’s hope they don’t read this.

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brianfax. @ 09/14/2006 2:20 PM EDT
I’d like Patrick as the Snowman. No offense to Burl Ives, but hey, you gotta pick your loyalties.
Is it wrong that I want to put Pete’s Gap Ad on my wall of clippings? 

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 2:23 PM EDT
As a direhard Clandestine Industries whore/fan (see my portfolio in my blog), I was very very upset at Pete’s Gap ad. that face he’s making is so random. And the fact that the first time I saw it was on a bus when I was visiting NYC was even weirder. He needs to stick to the Clan. speaking of which, have you seen the video of the Clandestine Industries fashion show? it’s on youtube and it’s the saddest thing ive ever seen…scene?
Patrick would be an adorable snowman. So long as Joe gets to be the Abominable Snowman. Thats what he gets for being Jewish.

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brianfax. @ 09/14/2006 2:28 PM EDT
Yeah, it caught me offguard the first time I saw it. But then my whole “you can never have too many people questioning which side you hit for” instincts kicked in, and I’m like this is going to eventually adorn my wall.

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 2:35 PM EDT
Does anyone else wonder what Bitner is doing for Halloween?

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Old E @ 09/14/2006 2:42 PM EDT
Boo old jukebox, hooray for the new jukebox! Hooray beer!

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Darth Poop @ 09/14/2006 2:56 PM EDT
brianfax — You get the new Cursive disc yet? Tim Kasher is an effin’ genius. Screwed up, yes, but still an effin’ genius. Proves yet again that emo isn’t all about teenagers crying about breaking up with their girlfriends.

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LemurCat @ 09/14/2006 3:02 PM EDT
Duece: Probably, I didn’t know the titles of a good # of songs they played (like, I knew that “Teenage Wasteland” isn’t the title of that song, it’s something else, but I don’t remember it. They did play this one, and it was awesome)
Plus, at around 3/4 or so into the concert, Pete Townsend was talking about the stage, and he says at the end of this “…I think I’m some sort of Rock Star.” Probably from now on, I’m gonna use that for my XE name

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Invader "...I think I'm some sort of Rock Star" Norbert @ 09/14/2006 3:03 PM EDT
That song isn’t called Teenage Wasteland? What the heck is it called then?

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jazzy @ 09/14/2006 3:06 PM EDT
Isn’t it Baba O Riley (sp?). That’s what Wikipedia said, because I wasn’t sure of my hunch, and they seem to confirm it.
I could still be wrong.

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 3:11 PM EDT
Boo scary foot doctors! Hooray beer!
You know those commercials are good when they pretty much brainwash you into buying Red Stripe beer. It’s not bad though, that is, if you like dark beers. I still prefer my Shiner Bock.

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Deuce @ 09/14/2006 3:17 PM EDT
You all make my head hurt.
OF COURSE IT’S BABA O’RILEY! Jesus, what’s wrong with you all? Are you so thoroughly lacking in good music that you don’t even know The Who? My God! What next? Don’t tell me you don’t know who Bob Dylan is? Or Joe Strummer? Or Jimmy Paige and Robert Plant?
I’m so thoroughly depressed by you all.

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LemurCat @ 09/14/2006 3:18 PM EDT
Do you know who Raine Maida is? 

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 3:23 PM EDT
He’s the frontman for Our Lady Peace. Nice try, K-Neg. And produced that pseudo-punk rawk chick April Levine, I mean Avril Lavigne.
And Roger Daltry can kick his ass.

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LemurCat @ 09/14/2006 3:26 PM EDT
Gah. That Grinning Ghouls/Ghosts/whatever song from Haunted Mansion! I remember hearing that in a really cool Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 video a long time ago. I don’t suppose anyone else knows what I’m talking about, do they?

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ChibiSoma @ 09/14/2006 3:43 PM EDT
I know that we’re barely into the Halloween season here, but I’ve stumbled across some Christmas goodness that I just had to share. Click my name if you’re one of the many (like me) who grew up celebrating the arrival of the annual Sears Wish-Book almost as much as Christmas Day itself.

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The Yeti @ 09/14/2006 3:51 PM EDT
Anybody see that Blue Man Group thing on PBS recently? They performed a interesting arrangement of Baba O’Riley that used the Backpack Tubulum and Piano Smasher. (Never thought I’d type a sentence like that.) Could have used a different vocalist, though.

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kingklash @ 09/14/2006 4:42 PM EDT
Oh hell yes I have the new cursive disc. One of my many jobs is at a record store, so I got my greedy hands on a promo copy 3 weeks ahead of the release date.
And I don’t know if I already mentioned it, but cursive is playing in my town ON MY BIRTHDAY (november 16th…ill be 20). Annnnnnddd Jeremy Enigk may open for them. If you don’t know who Jeremy Enigk is, he’s the frontman for the amazing early-90s TRUE emo outfit Sunny Day Real Estate. Omfg. I’m a mega fanboy right now. Haha
PS - matt, X-E is NOT Sidekick friendly. I’m at work and i m not allowed to read magazines, but they can’t take my “phone” away

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brianfax @ 09/14/2006 5:29 PM EDT
You do all know that it is commonly accepted (and credited by Csi: NY) as TEENAGE WASTELAND. The last such mockery was on this season of Rockstar Supernova.

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Old E @ 09/14/2006 6:04 PM EDT
Holy Jeezus…that Halloween Mega-Mix on the jukebox is something else. I can feel little horn-nubs start to poke at the surface of my forehead when I listen to it.

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The Yeti @ 09/14/2006 7:00 PM EDT
Thank you LemurCat for being unnecessarily rude, unless you were being histrionic for comedic effect and it just didn’t translate well in text.
I happen to know who all those people are. I just didn’t know that song was called Baba O’Reilly, for you see, when I listen to the song I hear the words “teenage wasteland” about 400 times and the words “Baba O’Reilly” zero times. Nor has ANYONE ever told me the name of the song.
I hardly think not knowing the name of one song that came out when my mom was a teenager means I don’t like good music. Do you know who Franz Liszt is? Do you? Hmm?

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jazzy @ 09/14/2006 7:01 PM EDT
Ahh, love the countdown so far! Hehe, the chips are pretty interesting. I’ll haveta keep an eye out. But I soooo love the jukebox too. Great songs. Am I the only one who absolutely adores the Headless Horseman song?
BTW, hehe does that mean you’re going to do a review for Count Duckula, Matt?^_^ Hehe, it was such a great show, though I had forgotten how overly brittish-y it was hehe, though that made it sort of cooler.

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emosewa @ 09/14/2006 7:34 PM EDT
Those chips are totally Jesus in Chip form. Worship them!
I’ll never forget my favorite Halloween program ever. It was a Disney hour-or-so-long collection of all kinds of spooky stuff, from the genuinely spooky (The Chernobyl scene from Fantasia) to the funny (Donald Duck’s cousins always get a laugh out of me).
Everyday I chastise myself for having recorded over my VHS of it with Gremlins… mostly just because I accidently recorded over Gremlins too.

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Spanky @ 09/14/2006 7:41 PM EDT
thank ya Spoodles for correcting me I haven’t seen the movie in a while (we used to have a tape as a kid but I think someone borrowed it and never returned it)
And yes brianfax you doing the cabbage patch in the shower is creepy. Even though I think anyone doing that would be creepy.

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Goob @ 09/14/2006 7:58 PM EDT
That’s right…Baba O’Riley, they did mention the title quite a few times during the show (plus a new song that has a computer-produced intro similar to it which is pretty sweet, but doesn’t compare to the live guitar)
And after seeing him in person, I’m getting on the bandwagon with LemurCat that Roger Daltry can definately kick Raine Maida’s ass.
Oh Invader Norbert. *pat**pat* I had my first fic MSTed at 14 and a page on Portal of Evil at 15, so I’ve been dealing with fuckheads on the internet since day 1.
I’ve never gotten anything I’ve written on Fark, even that time I wrote about KFC bowls and a month later they posted some LA Times article your had to subscribe for and that had no images on it.
No one online appreciates me. Except Robert Berry. 

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Mystie @ 09/14/2006 8:31 PM EDT
The yeti, how dare you steal my job!!!

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the Meh teh @ 09/14/2006 8:36 PM EDT
Kick Raine Maida’s ass? I think not. Relinquish your pain unto him, kinda like with Bono, except you really have faith in Raine. and don’t find him to be a pompous ass.
Raine has just about the only justified messiah complex I have ever seen. All Hail Our Lady Peace.
This is where kb beats MY ass, right?

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 9:04 PM EDT
Is Our Lady Peace the band that did Superman’s Dead? If that’s so,then I guess Raine Meada is the name of the guy I have to kick in the balls.

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Kid Nicky @ 09/14/2006 9:13 PM EDT
yeah, as a matter of fact it is. Wanna do something about it? Hands down, my vote for best voice ever in the history of mankind. Adam Duritz comes in a close second. Gerard Way, third.
Hahaha, hate me, hate me, hate me!!!

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Knegative @ 09/14/2006 9:15 PM EDT
goob: i really don’t see what’s so wrong with my naked, wet body doing the cabbage patch in my shower. i mean, c’mon. that’s something to be cherished atleast.
Cause I’m a real fruit bat and I’m ready to rap,
I’m ready to snap,
I suffer from cyanica and chapped lips,
And shockage,
Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,
But now I can’t stop it,
I’m Batty…
0_o what was this song about, again?

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brianfax. @ 09/14/2006 9:31 PM EDT
I was like 9 or 10 or something when Ferngully came out and I was embarrassed over watching something with the Batty Rap in it even BACK THEN. Jeez… I liked the movie alright though. Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind was a much better example of a universally appealing animated flick that tackles enviromental issues. they really arent comparable I know… just had to mention it.

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kittycatgirl2k @ 09/14/2006 10:34 PM EDT
Don Bluth made ferngully. He worked for disney for a bit before he went on his own and made “Secret of Nimh” He also made my fave cartoon movie of all time…American Tail !!!
He also made ROck a Doodle, Land Before time, all dogs go to heaven, Anastasia,
“there are no cats in america and the streets are made of chee-eese. “

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mandy_Reeves @ 09/14/2006 10:42 PM EDT
“somebody’s watching me” is by rockwell, not michael jackson.

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allie @ 09/15/2006 12:57 AM EDT
Jazzy — Franz Liszt was a 19th century Hungarian composer. Not my favorite, as I prefer the Russian composers from when I went through my Russophile stage in college. As for my “histrionics”, I actually don’t blame you for not knowing the proper title of Baba O’Riley. I blame your parents. They probably didn’t expose you to proper rock ‘n roll well. Yes, that’s a joke. And I’m glad you’ve heard of Bob Dylan. The world is a better place for it.
brianfax — Happy Early Birthday, and that’s a helluva present to get. Enjoy.
K-Neg — Roger Daltry is a Rock God. Raine Maida is a second-tier Canadian artist who never really caught on in the States. Sorry, dude, truth hurts. I liked OLP though. Good hard rock with a thoughtful edge. Which is prolly why it didn’t really catch on in the States. And with no Roger Daltry there would be no Raine Maida. Quadraphenia. I say no more.
Allie — Rockwell was the son of Michael Jackson’s producer, Berry Gordy. Which explains why Michael — in his pre-nutbag height of fame — was caught providing “guest vocals” on such a track. Jermaine’s vocals are completely understand able. But Michael’s? Still makes me wonder what Berry had on him.

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LemurCat @ 09/15/2006 9:06 AM EDT
My “Frans List”:
Fran Drescher
Fran from Kukla, Fran, and Ollie
Farmer Fran
By the by, the bestest voice in history is James Brown. He don’t even have to sing real words to be understood.

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kingklash @ 09/15/2006 12:02 PM EDT
Don’t forget Fran Tarkingon, former NFL Quarterback and Hai Karate spokesman.

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LemurCat @ 09/15/2006 12:18 PM EDT
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Am I the only one wondering wathe the hell that just was?

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Old E @ 09/16/2006 12:56 PM EDT
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