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New Jones Soda for Halloween ’06!

Somebody on the blog mentioned that they'd seen an eBay auction starring a foolish man who bid on and won a bottle of "Monster Mojito Soda" -- one of the new 2006 Halloween flavors from Jones Soda -- for a hundred bucks. I too was watching that auction. It was just before the beverages made their official debut, and that eBay auction was really the only proof of their existence. The new sodas weren't being talked about on drink forums, weren't being advertised anywhere, and they didn't even get a passing mention on Jones Soda's own website. Still, just one day after this poor schmuck kissed a hundred dollars goodbye, I found all of the Jones Soda flavors at Target, including Monster Mojito -- bought at under five bucks for a four-pack.

I know, I know. On eBay, "our bids are binding contracts." Whatever. If I was that guy, I'd take the negative feedback and haul ass to Red Lobster with my Ben Franklin.

I love Jones Soda, and I'm very happy that they're a part of this year's Halloween festivities. They've brought back the mini-cans (including one new flavor, one rerun and two renamed reruns) along with three all-new glass bottled sodas that cost more, look awesome and help me feel frightening and fancy all at the same time. I've done gone and drinked them all, and now, the Countdown welcomes the 2006 Jones Soda Halloween Collection.


Also at Target, I came across these two "Haunted Hollow" party favors. They're love and sweetness. I found 'em in that weird crowded "dollar store" section Targets have, where it's easy to get into fistfist-fights with women who firmly believe that you will try to swipe the pineapple-themed set of salad tongs that they clearly spotted first.

Not a whole lot of thought went into the names. On the left, it's "Putty With Glow In The Dark Ghost." On the right, we have "Putty With Glow In The Dark Skeleton." I wouldn't mind so much if these names translated to cool sounding acronyms, but they don't. Then again, toys that break apart into equal parts slime and glow don't need fiddy cent names.


The ghost's ass pops off to reveal a very generous glob of neon yellow slime, while Sir Skeleton -- a really cute figure that's way detailed for something so tiny -- dwells about in a coffin full of blue goo. (We can assume that colors vary in other packages.) The skeleton's slime has a different consistency than the ghost's -- his is akin to chafing fuel, while the ghost's is like a giant glob of vending machine slime. Which is better? Well, that's all about taste, man.

Posted by Matt on 09/11/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 84 comments

Yay, first post! I haven’t seen much Halloween stuff in the stores yet, but I’ve been pretty busy lately. My new schedule means I only work Monday and Tuesday, so I sdhould be hitting the stores more as Halloween approaches.

Chestnuts roasted by Thomas @ 09/11/2006 9:02 PM


$100 for a damn bottle of soda that is guaranteed to come out in the next month? That’s just regaddamdickulous.

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 09/11/2006 9:03 PM


Remember when those Tickle Me Elmos were all the rage a few years ago? Well, the local news did an auction on one of them a week before Christmas and the winning bid was $500. The funny thing is, just like those sodas, you could easily find Elmo anywhere a week later for about $10.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 09/11/2006 9:07 PM


Matt, hate to be the guy but you typed “Awesome Grape” for “Gruesome Grape”.

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/11/2006 9:10 PM


Not according to what it says now I didn’t! ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/11/2006 9:11 PM


Awesome. These would have made some really cool ghostbuster toys in the 80′s.

Chestnuts roasted by Adam @ 09/11/2006 9:12 PM


It’s a Halloween MIRACLE!

I tasted all of them last year but have only gotten into the GRUESOME GRAPE and BERRIED ALIVE this year. I too hate grape soda but I think it works in a tiny Halloween can.

Seriously, when is TARGET going to start cutting checks to X-E?? When it does, don’t forget the little people.

Went to BIG LOTS. They had a ton of stuff but the quality was…lacking. Yeah, yeah, they are discount but after the DOLLAR TREE posters, I thought maybe…

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/11/2006 9:18 PM


Mmm… they all look so good. But I still can’t drink Jones Soda without thinking about the skeezy love letter incident. Bleh.

I’m trying to get in the Halloween spirit, but summer isn’t technically over yet so I think it may take me another week or two. Plus I spent like an hour today looking for a real old Nick-or-Treat ad I know I have here somewhere, and still can’t find the fucking thing. *grump*

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 09/11/2006 9:25 PM


Ive been reading the articles here for a while, and was looking for how to send an email to Matt, about a good spot for 70′s-80′s items, toys, movies etc…

any help is appreciated. Thanks in advance. b-

Chestnuts roasted by Brian @ 09/11/2006 9:37 PM


Darn it, I KNOW my sister said there’s a Target in this area. I’ve gotta call her and find out if it’s in biking distance. I think I’ve had Jones soda twice, and never the holiday flavors.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 09/11/2006 9:49 PM


i have to say, thank you. i get to live the count down to halloween vicariously through your articles. they don’t understand halloween in the uk. a couple years back i went on this trip over halloween, and brought a bunch of candy. a) they think it is hiiiilarious when you say candy, cause apparently there are only sweets and chocolates, b) they all had never been trick or treating, c) they thought we were trying to poison them with the candy for some reason. it’s a bit depressing. i’m so happy i’ll be home by october!!! but til i will rely on all the product updates here.

Chestnuts roasted by platy @ 09/11/2006 9:57 PM


hate to be that guy but spider cider is definitely a new one. it’s more apple cider than the caramel apple which tasted sort of like caramel mixed with jones sour apple soda.

Chestnuts roasted by mister pibb @ 09/11/2006 10:05 PM


Oooohhh i gotta try that Mojito flavor frozen with some salt on the rim baybeh! Btw, my mom keeps insisting forever that one time back in the early 80′s halloween was almost canceled because of weird o’s putting razors and drug and shit in the candy…is that true? I rememebr that particular year she mentioned being only really allowed to certain neighbors and relatives houses, and businesses that offered treats.

Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 09/11/2006 10:07 PM


I remember my mom wanting to check our candy for razors and drugs, but as far as actually cancelling Halloween? Don’t recall that one.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 09/11/2006 10:19 PM


Matt,

I wanted to let you know there are some reasonably priced “God Like Moose Mugs” at this site:
http://www.melkmugs.com

Thanks!
Ron

Chestnuts roasted by Ron @ 09/11/2006 10:20 PM


Matt, I gotta disagree with you on the sodas. To me the candy corn tasted like inoffensive corn syrup, whereas the Spider Cider made me want to vomit. I think it kinda tastes like someone melted those caramel apple lollipops down and added carbonated water. Gross.

platy: The most fun thing in the world is introducing people to Halloween. I had an Australian friend come to visit last October and we threw a Halloween party. He had a great time, although he got a little sick on the candy, not having the American immunity to copious amounts of empty calories.

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 09/11/2006 11:23 PM


I’d rank the cans in this order: Berried Alive, Spider Cider, Gruesome Grape and Candy Corn. The bottles are all good.

I wasn’t so much a fan of Spider Cider as I was amazed that I just didn’t hate it. If people like apple juice, they’d probably dig this.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/11/2006 11:25 PM


I’d have to say the halloween flavors are 10x better than the thanksgiving flavors. Who thought of a turkey flavored soda…..whoever he is, he is fired.

Chestnuts roasted by Mightystalfos @ 09/11/2006 11:29 PM


Wow, I’ve never heard of This Soda…. At least not in this part of South Texas…. For some reason the Berried Alive is calling to me!

Chestnuts roasted by MJgrass @ 09/11/2006 11:37 PM


Must…get…to…Target…and…get these sodas…so I can…stop… talking…like…William…Shatner.

If anyone remembers my personal review of the halloween cans last year, my ranking was: Scary Berry Lemonade, the Lime soda, Candy Corn, and Caramel Apple.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/11/2006 11:41 PM


I missed out on the Halloween Jones Soda last year, and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna this year. I like to think they brought it back for those of us who wussed out, or something… :)

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 09/11/2006 11:46 PM


Damn you Canada! I want my Jones!!!!

And on a lighter note: poor ghost…losing his ectoplasmic drippings like that. That makes Egon SAD :(

Chestnuts roasted by RoadBlock is Way Too Tired @ 09/12/2006 12:08 AM


I am so picking up the bottled trio. Always on the look for good mixers, and there’s not a lot that works with gin, so I might finally have a good reason to stock up on a novelty Jones.
Bridget, you haven’t lived until you’ve had the Fufuberry, IMHO anyway. The blue snowcone flavor is tasty too, but I forget what it’s called, and both the cream soda and green apple are worth trying as well.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/12/2006 12:33 AM


Fine. I’ll buy ‘em tomorrow. I knew you and Target would make me do it. People look at you oddly when you buy that many holiday-themed sodas at one time. Thank God I’m used to it. Also…I have become addicted to Target’s Pitch Black Freeze, now with a Halloween-themed cup to put it in! I am SO ready to stock up on that Mountain Dew. For real.

Chestnuts roasted by EtHM @ 09/12/2006 1:11 AM


Creepy Cranberry? With Gin!? That sounds so frighteningly tasty and fine witta twista lime. Yeah.
Seriously, I love cranberry anything second only to my love of Halloween anything. I had 3 orgasms when I saw Creepy Cranberry and since I love cranberries so much it hurt not a bit.
Target tomorrow morning to get CreEeEeEeEepy CraAaAaAanberry!

Chestnuts roasted by Jinx Mesmer @ 09/12/2006 1:39 AM


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