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09/05/2006: Spooky Projector Lollipops!

Last call if anyone has donations for this year’s Halloween Countdown. Old games, toys, pop items, weird ass decorations, and especially old VHS tapes containing specials or Halloween-themed episodes of sitcoms or spooky commercials. E-mail me if you’ve got any goods you’re willing to part with — the fun starts soooon!


Oh, remember those neat “Projector Pops” I talked about last Christmas? They come in Halloween styles, too! “Spooky Projector Lollipops” are candies with secrets. Beneath a somewhat conspicuous shell of green apple, blue raspberry and other flavored pops lies something so sinister and evil that the treats have been outlawed in several Bible Belt states.

Each lollipop’s handle has a small button that, when pressed, shines a specific ghoulish shape against the wall. Obviously, the trick works better in the dark and from a specific distance, but I think you can all deal with that considering how few candies there are that let you put on puppet-light shows. I only picked up two because three’s a crowd, but I saw at least four different flavors available, with just as many different projector shapes. The green apple pop came with a pretty lame spider projector — the spider’s legs are all rounded and unrealistic, and because it’s red, I can’t stop thinking I have a crab projector. These facts conspire to get the spider projector NO PICTURE! Instead, we focus on the blue raspberry pop’s much cooler ghost guy:


I’ve seen enough lollipop projector shapes to know that this qualifies as an awesome one, with a good amount of detail proving the good amount of effort that went into creating it. I know you could draw that ghost in five seconds with no arms, but it’s a lot harder to convert something like this into a beaming light hidden inside candy. One grainy picture cannot do the effect justice; you haven’t lived until you’ve made a ghost who communicates via stomach thought balloons dance across your living room, kitchen and various household pets’ faces.

They were around two bucks each, which is kind of expensive, but not so much when you remember that this is the cheapest method possible of making ghosts and spidercrabs turn your wall into a clubhouse.


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Discussion Thread: 83 comments

Coolness, I seem to recal DC Comics coming out with a projector pops series also. It was pretty cool, you had the various symbols from the super heroes, Such as Batman and Superman. Of course Batman was the coolest one, because it finally allowed my made up commisioner Gorden figure get to use the bat signal.

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 12:32 PM EDT


That first picture makes them look huge, like Slurpee cups! They (Walgreens) also make cool pens that project pumpkins and other spooky things. \
Has anyone tried the Count Wonkula “Bloodberry” Donutz? They’re reallllly gross. It’s like eating a tiny chocolate innertube filled with viscous grenadine.

Ghosted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM EDT


How did I miss your mention of these at Christmas? These are the best candies I’ve ever seen!

Ghosted by Spoodles @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM EDT


As long as it doesn’t blame all it’s problems on everyone else, it’s cool!

(’cause you see, it’s a projector, and uh, ahem…)

Ghosted by kingklash @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM EDT


man, I should have taken some pictures of the kick ass halloween store i visited this weekend. it was one of the best i’ve seen

Ghosted by bitchpants @ 09/05/2006 12:42 PM EDT


That ghost is ADORABLE! I just want to rap him up in a blanket and cuddle him, alas, he is made of light. One day little ghost, one day, when I evolve into pure energy, we shall dance.

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 09/05/2006 12:51 PM EDT


Well, looks like I finally have a valid reason to skip out of work early. Off to Duane Greed, I am, for seasonal candy novelties!

Ghosted by LemurCat @ 09/05/2006 1:21 PM EDT


I’m totally going to get the goofy spider and project it above my brother’s head while he sleeps…

Don’t ask!

Ghosted by Review the World @ 09/05/2006 1:24 PM EDT


Is it just me or does that spider resemeble Wembly?

Ghosted by Neo Anderson @ 09/05/2006 1:31 PM EDT


These have to be one of the coolest candies I have ever seen on here! I really do wish they were as tall as they look in that picture!

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 09/05/2006 1:52 PM EDT


Why has Halloween not visited my area yet? I live in a city and everything, not some little town. Why????

Ghosted by Fox @ 09/05/2006 2:18 PM EDT


I must’ve missed the projector-pop mention at xmas time, too. Weird…I’ve never seen these before.

Maybe I’m dense, but I don’t get how they work…or where the lollipop is…or both.

And that kid in the advert for them looks familiar…where have I seen him before?

Matt, is that you? No, really….

Ghosted by bad karma @ 09/05/2006 2:24 PM EDT


The idea of a crab projector, while not very spooky, actually sounds pretty amusing.

Ghosted by jazzy @ 09/05/2006 2:51 PM EDT


A crab projectore… that could have a million uses!

… all hideous. ;p

Ghosted by Ojin @ 09/05/2006 3:18 PM EDT


where did you find these at?
and i have some of those halloween buckets that mcdonalds gave with happy meals like 10 years ago.
but if i remember right, you already reviewed those, right?

Ghosted by brianfax. @ 09/05/2006 3:31 PM EDT


D’oh, nintendo repair center sent me a new DS with an even worse stuck pixel. Another 2 weeks without it. At least no holiday’s will screw me this time.

Honestly, I don’t remember those neat “Projector Pops” you talked about last Christmas nor have I ever heard seen such a thing. I want the boo ghost.

Ghosted by dohopoki @ 09/05/2006 3:36 PM EDT


The only way I am spending two bucks on one of those is if it projects lottery numbers. On a serious note, two bucks would be nothing if it did the Thundersats symbol and turned everyone in the room’s eyes red.

Ghosted by Old E @ 09/05/2006 4:30 PM EDT


So I moved to San Francisco over the summer, and somehow completely got away from X-E. Seeing the beginnings of Halloween things in stores reminded me that I haven’t been on here in ages, and I need to get my act together and come back, or I’d miss the Halloween Countdown. So Hello-it’s good to be back!

Ghosted by Joey @ 09/05/2006 6:19 PM EDT


I just ran across your Halloween Decorations web-a-rific page and I have to say that A.) you are a very creative, funny, attractive boy. B.) I did not fathom that anyone else shared in my emense sickness for Halloween decorations C.) I wish you luck on your conquest of the rest of the apt. D.) I did indeed win a vicious battle with my b/f over the apt. and the decorations (I would advise informing your g/f that not adorning your apt. would deprive the both of you and also upset the Pumpkin Gods)

Ghosted by The Halloween God @ 09/05/2006 7:49 PM EDT


“I feel like I’m in one of those ‘various quirky programming’ montages from UHF.” Love the Weird Al reference in the Horror Hall of Fame article.

Incidentally, I heard on an episode commentary of “The Weird Al Show” that Al and the producers auditioned Seth MacFarlane of “Family Guy” to be one of the show’s writers. Al says that Seth showed them the Family Guy characters for possible use on Al’s (Saturday morning children’s) show; this was about two years before “Family Guy” first got on the air. Al and the producers personally felt that Seth’s writing was very funny, but turned him down because they knew his work would never fly with the network. Al said they almost became another “Tracey Ullman Show” that would have showcased a (diluted) form of “Family Guy”.

Ghosted by Thomas @ 09/05/2006 8:15 PM EDT


I have a funny story to tell from work. I used a reference to X-E with a customer! I work at a call-center, we refill people’s prepaid phones (not tellin’ which one but you all know which one) and a guy popped up with Maine as his address…we do mostly east coast transactions.

Anyway, I paused and smiled and said, “is it true that all Maine consists of lobsters and pepsi?” or something like that.

He laughed REALLY REALLY hard and then said “no, we jetski and waterski as well!”

then I went on with the transaction which thank god it went through cause I didn’t want him mad at me.

Just thought I’d let you know :P

Ghosted by Goob @ 09/05/2006 8:25 PM EDT


and sorry to double post but Thomas I love Weird Al as well I got into him when I was 10 and I listen to him off and on now. Have you heard the new song “Your pitiful” ?? Interesting story behind it and it’s on his myspace page

Ghosted by Goob @ 09/05/2006 8:28 PM EDT


Welcome back, Joey!

Ghosted by Matt @ 09/05/2006 8:52 PM EDT


Goob, for a new and just-as-interesting Weird Al song, check out his myspace NOW, a song ironically titled “Don’t Download This Song,” a style parody of “We Are The World.”

And check out his main site for a link to an official animated Music Video to the song done by Bill Plympton.

Out of 6 videos for the new album, which will be a dualdisc, 5 will be animated (including the aformentioned one), some other people working on videos are the guy who does “Retarded Animal Babies,” the guy who animated “Star Wars Gangsta Rap,” and John K. & the people at Spumco! The live-action one? It’s for a parody of a Chamillionaire song (never even hearing who the hell this is, I’ll be pleasantly suprised on how this one turns out)

It’s all in his latest Ask Al column.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 09/05/2006 8:55 PM EDT


I would’ve killed for one of those projector pops as a kid. For some reason I was obsessed with flashlights and glow-in-the-dark stuff. It’s probably because being able to play even after your parents have told you to to turn your light off is such a daring act of rebellion.

And hey, I thought all you guys would appreciate this: http://images.comicbookresources.com/litg/marvel-babies-web.jpg. Marvel’s getting in on the infantized versions of iconic characters thing about 20 years after Henson and Disney.

Ghosted by Daniel85 @ 09/05/2006 8:55 PM EDT


Matt- I’m curious if you got my e-mail. I kept getting a message saying that there was an error.

Joey- Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 09/05/2006 9:02 PM EDT


I’ve gotta look for these now. I don’t remember seeing the Christmas ones, either. Don’t know if I’d automatically buy them like I did the Fruit Festival Tic-Tacs, but at least I can say I saw a lollypop that can project a cute ghost or spider.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 09/05/2006 10:07 PM EDT


Delicious light. mmmm. I too missed the Christmas mention of these.

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 09/05/2006 10:20 PM EDT


Ahhhh yes, I welcome our new season with open arms. I don’t know if anyone else lives down here in the south around the Dickson area of Tennessee, but this year for us has been an INSANELY hot year, then about 3 days ago the temp dropped from 110 degrees to 68 and has held. Aw man I love fall, the smell of decaying leaves, the promise of Idiots flying off the side of the road because a single snowflake was spotted three counties over and best of all, the excuse to dress like a pirate for no damn reason whatsoever.

A comedian once said, Kids have it made, they can dress how they want, when they want, without question.

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 10:20 PM EDT


Invader Norbert Thanks! I checked it out!
I love his ask al section he has the funniest answers to the “stupid” questions. Also on youtube there are some of the fake interviews, music videos, and they used to have some concert footage (I am assuming from a concert dvd, the others recorded from tv) if you didn’t know.
I’m glad people find stuff that I haven’t noticed!

Ghosted by Goob @ 09/05/2006 10:21 PM EDT


Wait, I just noticed, those things look like they could be used on a helipad or something. In the picture with the creepy lady with “tap teased” hair, they look like those huge spot lights used for light houses or something.

That would be much cooler, and way worth two bucks if you got life sized candy with aviation quality ghost spotlights.

Ghosted by Fox @ 09/05/2006 10:22 PM EDT


This reflects my thoughts on Tennesseans driving in snow.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=77

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 10:26 PM EDT


Jester I live in the south too (NC) and I know exactly what you’re talking about. When it almost snows here there are back-ups and traffic jams for hours, everyone freaks and everything closes. Last year we had kids who had to spend the nights at their schools because the parents couldn’t get there and buses couldn’t leave.

This was for about an inch of snow around 2pm, the next day it was melted.

Ghosted by Fox @ 09/05/2006 10:32 PM EDT


Found the story I was talking about, click my name.

Ghosted by Fox @ 09/05/2006 10:37 PM EDT


Yeah, they closed the schools here once because it rained to hard. Now I can understand if it was like a Typhoon or a Hurricane or something, but It only rained here for an hour, Maybe an hour and a half tops.

When I was little I lived in Alaska for about 5 years. The only time they closed the schools is if it was -25 degrees F or colder. The amount of snow didn’t matter.

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 10:49 PM EDT


Alas, only slim pickn’s around here for Halloween stuff as of yet. I actually had the bright idea of going to a Halloween party dressed as Slim Pickens riding the nuclear bomb a couple years ago. My wife talked me out of it, no one around here would know what the hell I was doing. “What are you? Some kind of peace activist fuckhead?”

It is my new mission to get one of those light-up pops for my little girl. She, of only 2 and a half, will know of the joyous fun of Halloween before her mind is warped by the religious zealots of our church. I must implant the seeds of Halloween merriment before she learns to detest the Satanic rituals of begging for candy and dressing up as a Wizard of Oz character.

Ghosted by freudguy @ 09/05/2006 10:56 PM EDT


freudguy: That’s too bad. It’s everywhere here. Good stuff, too — this is my fourth year doing the Halloween Countdown, and I’d have to call this the best lot of ‘em all, especially considering that it’s barely September. Best of all, we went to Party City tonight and found a big rack of shit from last year’s season marked down to nothing. Like, 25-30 buck items for 1.29 a piece. It’s the first year that I’m not completely batty about not having enough stuff to fill out the Countdown.

Ghosted by Matt @ 09/05/2006 11:03 PM EDT


Hey, Does anyone Remember HyperColor Shirts?

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 11:09 PM EDT


Jester, the shirts that changed colour with your body heat? I had one, it looked like my mom never ironed cause I would always have in crunched up in my hand to make it change colour. Fun stuff!

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 09/05/2006 11:44 PM EDT


Yeah, My brother put his in the dryer and ruined it, It was awesome because when you touched it it turned from a dark purple color to a Light pink color. So now he had a Light pink shirt, and my parents made him wear it because they were so damn expensive.

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/06/2006 12:15 AM EDT


They have new hypercolor shirts now. I don’t know if they’ve perfected the technology of not getting ruined in the dryer.

http://www.bodyfaders.com/

Ghosted by Mystie @ 09/06/2006 12:36 AM EDT


Ha! I totally had that same hypercolor shirt! The purple/pink one, and yeah, mine eventually got weird, too. Looked like it was stained or something – blotches of it turned eternally pink. But it was certainly the coolest garment in the world the first 3 times I wore it.

I SO want that ghost pop! I’ll have to look at work and see if we have them. Probably will. The ghost reminds me of… Ghost with the Most.

I was at Michael’s the other night, again, and found skeleton candy in a coffin shaped box. This is the best 3 bucks I have ever spent – When you pop open the lid, it makes a creaky door noise, then this evil guy says “Welcome…” And starts laughing all maniacally. It’s perfect.

Ghosted by Ryane @ 09/06/2006 1:05 AM EDT


I saw something like those lollipops last year at a wal-mart in Lincoln. I suppose it might have been the same thing.

Ghosted by Hoverbored @ 09/06/2006 2:26 AM EDT


Ok fellow X-Er’s I need some help or at least you can point me in the right direction. I need some Episodes of Eek The Cat! Prefebly downloadable or on DVD.

Does anyone know where you can go to get these, I’ve checked every possible way I can think of, both Legal and, well, shady.

Remember “It never hurts to help!” Thanks in advance.

Ghosted by Jester @ 09/06/2006 4:18 AM EDT


Quick question that is sort of on-topic: has anybody seen Peeps yet? I know Mystie saw them over a month ago (!!!), but I’ve turned up empty thus far.

Ghosted by Spoodles @ 09/06/2006 6:29 AM EDT


I don’t check these often, or at least as they are posted. So I don’t always post ’cause what’s the point if it’s an old blog comments link?

But PhilG asked about my jack o’lantern tattoo. so here’s the link.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k316/baronterror/jacktat.jpg

Anyone else curious can look too obviously.

First day at the Halloween store today. Bleah ok. I really need to open a …well a horror geek store. Comics, Dvds, masks makeup, specific toys n action figures, costumes,… just everything really. Not one of these “only open in autumn” stores, nor “just” a novelty or costume rental place.

But like one of these obviously vanity stores that I see in some bigger cities, just weird shite that loosely relates and is genre in some way.

Incedentally, candy wise, I’m in love with these dollar store spiders candy thingies.

They look pretty good, like tarantulas. Very nearly like my real pet tarantula. Don’t get me wrong, they are fakey, but in a good way. Just that the sculpt is pretty nice.

So their…heads (front peice with the eyes and pedipals) screws off, and the abdomen comes out of the thorax and you squeeze it for this really tastey cheap bright bloody red goo that’s just heaven.

Of course there’s barely enough to warrent even the dollar, ‘cept you count the neat spider you can take apart or scare your girlfriend with.

If you don’t already have a real one you can scare your girlfriend with.

But anyway, they are neat,cheap, and I love the taste. Kinda sour yummy. but it’ll be gone before you’re sure and there’s no way of getting all the candy goo out short of cutting open the abdomen, and that’s murder.

Ghosted by spooky @ 09/06/2006 6:35 AM EDT


New Weird Al CD alert! woop woop woop …eh eh eh man the battlestations!!!

btw, thanks mat, i got a jonesing for Dr.Giggles, and its out of print and now 100 dollars..boo now i gotta buy the used vhs.

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 09/06/2006 6:38 AM EDT


Spoodles – I spotted them at my grocery store on Monday, both the jack-o-lantern and ghost varities.

Ghosted by Jessica Marie @ 09/06/2006 8:06 AM EDT


Spoodles I saw peeps at Party City. They had the white ghosts, and what appeared to be purplish cats. This was only a few days ago.
I had a hyper color shirt, those were the greatest. I also got my son the batman version of this sucker. He loved it, great for road trips, cause it takes a long time to get bored of sending out the bat signal.

Ghosted by kb @ 09/06/2006 8:11 AM EDT


Bloodberry donuts are DELICIOUS. I love sweet viscous goo…

Ghosted by c0rp0rateZ0mb1e @ 09/06/2006 8:39 AM EDT


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