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Spooky Projector Lollipops!

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Oh, remember those neat "Projector Pops" I talked about last Christmas? They come in Halloween styles, too! "Spooky Projector Lollipops" are candies with secrets. Beneath a somewhat conspicuous shell of green apple, blue raspberry and other flavored pops lies something so sinister and evil that the treats have been outlawed in several Bible Belt states.

Each lollipop's handle has a small button that, when pressed, shines a specific ghoulish shape against the wall. Obviously, the trick works better in the dark and from a specific distance, but I think you can all deal with that considering how few candies there are that let you put on puppet-light shows. I only picked up two because three's a crowd, but I saw at least four different flavors available, with just as many different projector shapes. The green apple pop came with a pretty lame spider projector -- the spider's legs are all rounded and unrealistic, and because it's red, I can't stop thinking I have a crab projector. These facts conspire to get the spider projector NO PICTURE! Instead, we focus on the blue raspberry pop's much cooler ghost guy:


I've seen enough lollipop projector shapes to know that this qualifies as an awesome one, with a good amount of detail proving the good amount of effort that went into creating it. I know you could draw that ghost in five seconds with no arms, but it's a lot harder to convert something like this into a beaming light hidden inside candy. One grainy picture cannot do the effect justice; you haven't lived until you've made a ghost who communicates via stomach thought balloons dance across your living room, kitchen and various household pets' faces.

They were around two bucks each, which is kind of expensive, but not so much when you remember that this is the cheapest method possible of making ghosts and spidercrabs turn your wall into a clubhouse.

Posted by Matt on 09/05/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 83 comments

Coolness, I seem to recal DC Comics coming out with a projector pops series also. It was pretty cool, you had the various symbols from the super heroes, Such as Batman and Superman. Of course Batman was the coolest one, because it finally allowed my made up commisioner Gorden figure get to use the bat signal.

Chestnuts roasted by Jester @ 09/05/2006 12:32 PM


That first picture makes them look huge, like Slurpee cups! They (Walgreens) also make cool pens that project pumpkins and other spooky things. \
Has anyone tried the Count Wonkula “Bloodberry” Donutz? They’re reallllly gross. It’s like eating a tiny chocolate innertube filled with viscous grenadine.

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM


How did I miss your mention of these at Christmas? These are the best candies I’ve ever seen!

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM


As long as it doesn’t blame all it’s problems on everyone else, it’s cool!

(’cause you see, it’s a projector, and uh, ahem…)

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/05/2006 12:33 PM


man, I should have taken some pictures of the kick ass halloween store i visited this weekend. it was one of the best i’ve seen

Chestnuts roasted by bitchpants @ 09/05/2006 12:42 PM


That ghost is ADORABLE! I just want to rap him up in a blanket and cuddle him, alas, he is made of light. One day little ghost, one day, when I evolve into pure energy, we shall dance.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 09/05/2006 12:51 PM


Well, looks like I finally have a valid reason to skip out of work early. Off to Duane Greed, I am, for seasonal candy novelties!

Chestnuts roasted by LemurCat @ 09/05/2006 1:21 PM


I’m totally going to get the goofy spider and project it above my brother’s head while he sleeps…

Don’t ask!

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 09/05/2006 1:24 PM


Is it just me or does that spider resemeble Wembly?

Chestnuts roasted by Neo Anderson @ 09/05/2006 1:31 PM


These have to be one of the coolest candies I have ever seen on here! I really do wish they were as tall as they look in that picture!

Chestnuts roasted by IHAQ @ 09/05/2006 1:52 PM


Why has Halloween not visited my area yet? I live in a city and everything, not some little town. Why????

Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 09/05/2006 2:18 PM


I must’ve missed the projector-pop mention at xmas time, too. Weird…I’ve never seen these before.

Maybe I’m dense, but I don’t get how they work…or where the lollipop is…or both.

And that kid in the advert for them looks familiar…where have I seen him before?

Matt, is that you? No, really….

Chestnuts roasted by bad karma @ 09/05/2006 2:24 PM


The idea of a crab projector, while not very spooky, actually sounds pretty amusing.

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 09/05/2006 2:51 PM


A crab projectore… that could have a million uses!

… all hideous. ;p

Chestnuts roasted by Ojin @ 09/05/2006 3:18 PM


where did you find these at?
and i have some of those halloween buckets that mcdonalds gave with happy meals like 10 years ago.
but if i remember right, you already reviewed those, right?

Chestnuts roasted by brianfax. @ 09/05/2006 3:31 PM


D’oh, nintendo repair center sent me a new DS with an even worse stuck pixel. Another 2 weeks without it. At least no holiday’s will screw me this time.

Honestly, I don’t remember those neat “Projector Pops” you talked about last Christmas nor have I ever heard seen such a thing. I want the boo ghost.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 09/05/2006 3:36 PM


The only way I am spending two bucks on one of those is if it projects lottery numbers. On a serious note, two bucks would be nothing if it did the Thundersats symbol and turned everyone in the room’s eyes red.

Chestnuts roasted by Old E @ 09/05/2006 4:30 PM


So I moved to San Francisco over the summer, and somehow completely got away from X-E. Seeing the beginnings of Halloween things in stores reminded me that I haven’t been on here in ages, and I need to get my act together and come back, or I’d miss the Halloween Countdown. So Hello-it’s good to be back!

Chestnuts roasted by Joey @ 09/05/2006 6:19 PM


I just ran across your Halloween Decorations web-a-rific page and I have to say that A.) you are a very creative, funny, attractive boy. B.) I did not fathom that anyone else shared in my emense sickness for Halloween decorations C.) I wish you luck on your conquest of the rest of the apt. D.) I did indeed win a vicious battle with my b/f over the apt. and the decorations (I would advise informing your g/f that not adorning your apt. would deprive the both of you and also upset the Pumpkin Gods)

Chestnuts roasted by The Halloween God @ 09/05/2006 7:49 PM


“I feel like I’m in one of those ‘various quirky programming’ montages from UHF.” Love the Weird Al reference in the Horror Hall of Fame article.

Incidentally, I heard on an episode commentary of “The Weird Al Show” that Al and the producers auditioned Seth MacFarlane of “Family Guy” to be one of the show’s writers. Al says that Seth showed them the Family Guy characters for possible use on Al’s (Saturday morning children’s) show; this was about two years before “Family Guy” first got on the air. Al and the producers personally felt that Seth’s writing was very funny, but turned him down because they knew his work would never fly with the network. Al said they almost became another “Tracey Ullman Show” that would have showcased a (diluted) form of “Family Guy”.

Chestnuts roasted by Thomas @ 09/05/2006 8:15 PM


I have a funny story to tell from work. I used a reference to X-E with a customer! I work at a call-center, we refill people’s prepaid phones (not tellin’ which one but you all know which one) and a guy popped up with Maine as his address…we do mostly east coast transactions.

Anyway, I paused and smiled and said, “is it true that all Maine consists of lobsters and pepsi?” or something like that.

He laughed REALLY REALLY hard and then said “no, we jetski and waterski as well!”

then I went on with the transaction which thank god it went through cause I didn’t want him mad at me.

Just thought I’d let you know :P

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 09/05/2006 8:25 PM


and sorry to double post but Thomas I love Weird Al as well I got into him when I was 10 and I listen to him off and on now. Have you heard the new song “Your pitiful” ?? Interesting story behind it and it’s on his myspace page

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 09/05/2006 8:28 PM


Welcome back, Joey!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/05/2006 8:52 PM


Goob, for a new and just-as-interesting Weird Al song, check out his myspace NOW, a song ironically titled “Don’t Download This Song,” a style parody of “We Are The World.”

And check out his main site for a link to an official animated Music Video to the song done by Bill Plympton.

Out of 6 videos for the new album, which will be a dualdisc, 5 will be animated (including the aformentioned one), some other people working on videos are the guy who does “Retarded Animal Babies,” the guy who animated “Star Wars Gangsta Rap,” and John K. & the people at Spumco! The live-action one? It’s for a parody of a Chamillionaire song (never even hearing who the hell this is, I’ll be pleasantly suprised on how this one turns out)

It’s all in his latest Ask Al column.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/05/2006 8:55 PM


I would’ve killed for one of those projector pops as a kid. For some reason I was obsessed with flashlights and glow-in-the-dark stuff. It’s probably because being able to play even after your parents have told you to to turn your light off is such a daring act of rebellion.

And hey, I thought all you guys would appreciate this: http://images.comicbookresources.com/litg/marvel-babies-web.jpg. Marvel’s getting in on the infantized versions of iconic characters thing about 20 years after Henson and Disney.

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel85 @ 09/05/2006 8:55 PM


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