I think I’ve found the greatest DVD in history, and I am absolutely serious. Then again, I thought the same thing last year when The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas special came out. And then even just a short while back when The Wizard nailed a release. Still, this may top ‘em all:
Awwww fuck yeah, a DVD containing each and every Halloween episode of Roseanne. Now, I love the show, but I realize that this is not an opinion shared universally. Between off-screen antics and a final season that can be held accountable for at least forty suicide cases, I understand that Roseanne is an object of polarization among would-be critics. On the other hand, nobody could argue that the show wasn’t the very best sitcom in history as far as Halloween episodes went. From Darlene sprouting a fleshy alien through her belly to Dan dressing as a kind of Jason/Leatherface hybrid, all seven Roseyweens are here, and the star even provides audio commentary as a bonus feature.
I’ll hold off on a more in-depth look until the Halloween Countdown rolls around, but just know that the DVD is out now and dirt cheap. It’s easy to spot, too, since few other DVD boxes feature anything that looks like a pumpkin with Roseanne’s face carved into it.
I wasn’t expecting to post twice today, so let’s consider today’s earlier post the Saturday Day Thread, and this one the Saturday Night Thread. Even though I’m posting this in the afternoon. Yeah.
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I dunno if it was the hair for me (though I did go through a phase where if a guy had short hair, I wouldn’t even look at him lol, now it’s pretty much the opposite, most of the time) but I just thought he was adorable. 
And he was bloody funny! I liked the mix of the shyness, sensitivity and gullibility, I guess. 
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Well it’s the whole sweet salty combo with a Halloween twist.