Comments on: August Megaparty #21: Fizzing Lunchables!

By: Beerman Cold Beer

Beerman Cold Beer — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:32:43 +0000

They are AWESOME! I can’t make it through the day without sugar covered discs of fizzing meat! And to think all these years I have been stuck using just a Maui Punch Pixie Stix as my Deli Condiment of choice. The FIZZ is pure genius.

By: ginger

ginger — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 23:38:54 +0000

I saw these and the chesseburger version at my work and noticed a lot of kids picking them up and loudly saying “EWWWW! That’s disgusting!”

By: dimestore lipstick

dimestore lipstick — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:43:18 +0000

One of my favorite expressions is “sweet cracker sandwich”. Now I will have to change it to
“sweet fizzing turkey cracker sandwich”.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 20:06:53 +0000

Okay, I often go up and down the blog’s main page to see if anyone is willing to comment on older entries, and every time I come to the picture of the Lunchables box, this happens:

Remember the scene in Seed of Chucky where the still not-alive audio-animatronic Chucky keeps saying “FUCK…with your MIND” like a broken record? I keep altering that scene in my head with the new line, “MESS…with your MOUTH.”

I just had to address this.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:58:21 +0000

ah, man. hilariousness.

By: LemurCat

LemurCat — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:28:57 +0000

I had the sad misfortune of attending Catholic school from kindergarten until 12th grade. For the first 9 years of my educational life, I had no cafeteria to combine with the gym. If we wanted a noon time meal, we had to bring it with us. Thus, I had a menagerie of lunchboxes — Gremlins, Garfield, Pound Puppies — until about third grade when it was no longer “cool” and switched to brown bags. I distinctly recall my mother buying my brother, cousin, and I Nintendo themed brown bags with Mario, Donkey Kong, and Link on them. Come ninth grade, it was all hot lunches from the cafeteria on those scary-ass folding tables that could kill a man dead, or so my chemistry teacher and lunch monitor claimed. Except Fridays in Lent. Then we skipped out to the 7-11 for Big Bite Hot Dogs ate on the wooded trail in back of school.

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:08:54 +0000

One of our cafetoriums worked as previously mentioned, with the tables folded up in the back of the room when it came time to use the “torium” part, but at one of my elementary schools, they just made the parents sit at the cafeteria tables. I think I would have resented that as a parent.