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Snakes on a Billboard.

This new billboard reminded me to tell you that none of you should be here on 8/18. Be a part of history.

Snakes: Poconos Snake & Animal Farm -- Drug Dealer Snake Dude PSA.

PS, I finally got better encodes of that Monster House spot I did. Check it here. Also dipped back and got a better encode of the Zathura sweepstakes spot I did last year -- click here for that one, and keep an eye out for the X-E reference.

Posted by Matt on 07/25/2006. E-mail me!

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bitchpants-

I work in Idaho. And I now have to wonder if the rumor mill blew a couple of nimrods holding signs out of proportion. Such exagerations have happened before.

Chestnuts roasted by spaz307 @ 07/28/2006 6:45 PM

Hang in there, Manimal and Muppet Baby!! (just looked up Crohn’s Disease on wikipedia…screw "Get well Soon" cards, get well NOW!!)

And here are some suggestions for the ironic Name That Graveyard survey:

-(Tigerfan’s name)’s Family Reunion (I’m bad)
-Blood, Bath & Beyond
-Pining for the Fjords
-Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
-Tom Cruise’s Career (or just replace that name with any random celebrity)
-Home of Marcus The Carcass (who remembers this guy??)
-Dig Your Own Grave and Save!
-Slightly Used Caskets 30% off!
-Free Ribs

For any of the above mentioned, have a sign reading "Live Bait" pointing to the graveyard, like in those National Lampoon books with the funny signs (which I have 2 versions of, and it’s in both of them)

And finally, I also love the name "Buried Treasure"

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 07/28/2006 7:30 PM

Actually, Invader Norbert Mexicans (I used to work at a cemetary) make sure you bury the person, they stand around and watch. Why? Because back in mexico after the funeral and after all of the people are gone the guys in charge of the burial would throw the dead person in the hole and then resell the casket. True story. Unbelievable huh?

It wasn’t that interesting, the job I mean, I mowed grass mostly, and I got to prepare and bury a marine that lost his life in Iraq. Fun. And that was the week the boss was on vacation we got to do that! That week was tiresome.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 07/28/2006 9:48 PM

Working in fast food? Please, don’t give me nightmares. My first (so-called) "real" job was working in the McDonald’s in North Cape May. That particuar MickeyD’s has been owned for as long as the citizens of southern Cape May County can remember by a short, ugly, nasty old woman and her very sweet, kind husband. Guess which one hired me…and guess which one harrassed me because I didn’t clean to their specification or didn’t cook things the way they wanted? I was never even told I was fired. I just wasn’t on the schedule for about three weeks, then finally asked one of the head managers about it and was told I was "let go." Yeah, right. I’m still not a McD’s fan to this day (and their food doesn’t help).

As for "Snakes On a Plane"…yawn. I read about it, and it sounds like a snore. I’ll take Johnny Depp on the run from natives if I want action.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 07/28/2006 11:32 PM

So A Scanner Darkly opens nationwide today. It’s about time. Lake House wasn’t bad, and this is gonna be awesome. Good year for Keanu. But then again, what year isn’t?

And Is it just me or is it hot as f***? I’ve already removed as much clothes as I can w/o offending anyone’s sense of decency, and the a/c is "cranked to 11" as they say. WTF?

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 07/29/2006 4:21 AM

Thank you to all the people who responded to my survey. I apprecitate it!

And now, some contributions to the name-that-cemetary survey:

"If you were dead you’d be home now!"

"Cheatem & Howes’ Organic Strawberry Farm"

"I can’t believe it’s a cemetary!"

"Al’s Gravedigging School"

"IHOC: International House of Corpses"

"Cadaver King"

"Bob’s Cemetary, Clothing Store and Mexican Restaurant"

"Cindy’s health spa for the living-impaired"

"It’s this or the East River"

"the grim reaper’s backyard"

Chestnuts roasted by Hoverbored @ 07/29/2006 6:41 AM

I also live near West Mifflin, Pa. I graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School in 1998. Lots of Pa people in here.

Chestnuts roasted by Old E @ 07/29/2006 9:39 AM

Look forward to hearing more about SNOAP here on X-E. I used to visit this site a lot a few years ago and have just rediscovered it’s ability to waste hours of my day. Loved the disney world article, really brought back memories from my family vacation there in 1990, I was 6 years old.

Anyways keep up the good work and thank you for the distractions!

Chestnuts roasted by Gweff @ 07/29/2006 11:37 AM

looking foward to the Aug. Mega Party–

(I would post this in the Saturday Night Thread, but it isnt up yet).

Matt, it would be tough, but very cool if an X-E party was orgonised at some point. Talkin about an actual event where we can all drink Kool-Aid together

Chestnuts roasted by Joker @ 07/29/2006 12:00 PM

The Bury Patch.

A Corpse Is A Corpse, Of Course, Of Course.
(and no one should talk to a corpse, of course. Unless, of course, in fact, the corpse is the Famous Mister Dead.)

Eyesocket Hollow.

Worm Championship Pinochle-On-Your-Snout Tournament.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/29/2006 1:54 PM

Sam Jackson is what makes SoaP. No one else can say muthafucka like him. Hearing his voice is just instant comedy to me but I hate payig 8.25 to see a movie so i’ll watch it for free somehow….as for star wars kid…you cannot be mad for giving someone access to something you thought was embarassing. It was your idea for filming yourself and think of it this way….It could be a lot worse…you could’ve been taped doing something lewd or much,much, much more embarassing. When you are older you will laugh at yourself along with everyone else. I have a tape of myself half-concussed and drunk of my ass being totally stupid and I was really embarassed about it but i learned to laugh at myself. Then again it was never posted on the internet…Just get over it kid!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 07/29/2006 2:51 PM

Star Wars kid? The story is, he taped over someone elses video. apparently the video belonged to his school basketball team, and he taped over one of thier games.
then his parents sued because he was embarassed? they would make ALOT more money if they embraced it. thier son was an instant celebrity, cash in on it!!

side not. *x-e party*

Chestnuts roasted by Joker @ 07/29/2006 6:45 PM

I would attend. I always wondered what you crazy sons of bitches look like.

Chestnuts roasted by Old E @ 07/31/2006 6:45 PM

great. as if snakes didnt have bad image problems already.

Chestnuts roasted by Earthworm Soul @ 08/01/2006 11:53 PM

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