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07/04/2006: X-E’s Disney World Adventure – Part 3!

Happy 4th of July, all. I’ve barely heard any fireworks today. Guess everyone blew their stock over the course of the weekend. Krauts. I’m down to a smoke bomb and a sparkler, and I just totally remembered right now that this is one of those rare days of the year where several channels run marathons of shows that are only good in marathon form. I’ll make this quick.

A month, nine pages and 56,000 words bring X-E’s Disney World Adventure to its conclusion. Part 3 has been posted, covering luaus, blinking drinks, roller coasters and giant bees. Hope you’ve enjoyed the series; I’m definitely ready to get back to doing some more “normal” X-E articles, starting next weekend.


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Discussion Thread: 167 comments

Good feature here, touched on a lot of things that makes the experience what it is. But being the Disney expert I am, I did have to point out two things:

1) Cinderella’s castle doesn’t have a cafe in the cellar. There is no cellar. The Magic Kingdom is actually on the second floor of the complex. Under the castle is the Ultilidor, a maze of passage ways that are used for employee costuming, garbage disposal, stocking the restaurants, and also how those characters get from place to place without being seen or sweating to death.

But the castle does have a full service restaurant on the 2nd floor, Cinderella’s Royal Table, where the most saught after character dinign experience is held: Cinderalla’s breakfast. It has a 90 booking window, and if you don’t call in at 7:00 AM eastern time on the 80’s day from when you plan to be there, you won’t get in.

2) Tower of Terror is not the tallest structure on Disney property. It’s the third tallest behind Expedition Everest (which is half a foot taller) and Spaceship Earth, whose wand makes it the tallest structure on property at over 180 feet.

Just nitpicks really. Otherwise, excellent work, and some great pics, particularly of the castle.

Might I suggest you go back in January, when it’s less crowded, and they’ll be holding the new Pirates and Princesses Party. Everyone dresses like Pirates or Princesses, they get to stay in the MK after everyone else leaves and stay till midnight, and they search the park with “treasure maps” looking for “gold” (ie candy.) And of course, all the best rides are open as well.

Plus the tickets are only 38 bucks compared to 67 for a one day pass.

Ghosted by 7th @ 08/23/2006 10:20 AM EDT


One other thing. That’s not a Rod Serling look alike in the TOT. It’s the real deal, footage taken from a old episode of the show. When you see his lips moving, that’s Serling talking. When the “camera” looks away and he’s tlaking about the ride itself, that’s a sound-alike actor filling in the gaps.

Ghosted by 7th @ 08/23/2006 10:32 AM EDT


Hey Matt,

Loved the series on Disney World. I haven’t been there since 1979. Was trying to plan a trip to Florida next year.

Ghosted by JT @ 08/26/2006 8:16 PM EDT


As a longtime Disney fan and X-E reader, there was a little part of me always hoping to get to read and X-E take on Disney World. It’s was a very enjoyable read and made me pee myself laughing quite a few times.

Word to your mother.

Ghosted by Justin @ 08/27/2006 10:35 AM EDT


Matt, I hear you on the in hotel video chicks. I was there a few years ago and they had the most attractive female I’ve ever seen in my entire life hosting the in-room video there. There were indeed times when I had to choose between heading out with the family for some Disney action and spending a few more moment transfixed by the perky goddess screaming “Oh yeah its hidden Mickey time!” on the television…

Ghosted by wsloor @ 09/10/2006 2:17 AM EDT


Great trip report.
I agree Best at Disney is
Philharmagic

Ghosted by Uncle Remus @ 10/09/2006 7:21 PM EDT


Just wanted to tell you that I work there…next tiem you go you should drop me a line and I will be more than happy to get you on anything you want :)

Ghosted by Cathi @ 10/11/2006 12:49 AM EDT


i spent the better part of a lazy afternoon reading through the 3 part adventure, ..and i only skimmed a few points. it only took a few pages till my early childhood theme park experiences welled up in my throat. thanks for a having a great vacation, and living thru writing the recap!

Ghosted by Manik @ 10/16/2006 1:09 AM EDT


Thanks for this three part story about Disney… glad that you did it. Been reading these pages and smiled lots and lots over the years. My all time fave must be the story of THE SHOCKMASTER! Laughed so much I cried first time I read it… Thanks :D

Ghosted by Emil @ 11/04/2006 8:31 PM EST


It sure sounds like you had a good time. You made Mickey’s PhilharMagic sound like a prototype Kingdom Hearts.

Also: No Club 33? Boo.

Ghosted by Ari @ 11/23/2006 1:21 PM EST


Who knew that looking up mickey balloon on google would lead me to Matt’s Meticulous Metaphoric Mayham reports on Disney World.

It was delightful, funny, ridiculous, and rude..LOL..but I am sure Matt wouldn’t have had it any other way. :)

Going the first time in December of 2007 with my 8-year old wet-straw-paper-spitting son. (Nahh, just kidding. He is really angelic. Really. Really. Did I tell you he really is angelic?)

It was nice to see how crappy the Polynesian was at a closer view. We will be staying at the Grovensnor. (Did I spell that right?..lol). Plan on having 100 balloons waiting for my angelic son in our room. (Did I mention he really is angelic?).

Can’t wait for our trip, and all the magic. Thanks to you Matt, it will be even more magical. We now know exactly where to stay away from. :) I’d get that dummie book, but I’m already pretty dummied up with books from Disney itself, and a bunch of CD’s that tell me just how to spend about $50,000 a day. :)

Anyway, it was a true delight, and I spent my whole afternoon engulfed in the 50,000-word report!

Ghosted by balloon_seeker @ 01/02/2007 4:45 PM EST


Dude, you brought back so many memories of going to disneyworld when I was younger (29 now). If I ever go back to disneyworld again, I am going to document my trip as well. The sad part was always getting home from vacation. It’s good to be home yet sad as well.

There’s no more Main Street Electrical Parade????
That sucks!

This is my favorite website. Thanks for the memories.

Ghosted by Berdo @ 03/16/2007 12:36 PM EST


What’s with the white kids on Main Street, U.S.A. making the gang sign? West side!

Ghosted by Ainsley @ 04/14/2007 11:54 PM EDT


Awesome…I remember swimming at night.

Ghosted by Jonah N. @ 06/12/2007 3:46 PM EDT


This hasn’t been commented on in a year and a half. Should I be disturbing the past? I feel like I’m opening some ancient crypt. BUT WHERE THE HELL IS HAUNTED MANSION!?!?!? You have A picture. Shame on you for not covering it for those of us who haven’t been to to Disney.

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 09/29/2008 5:17 PM EDT


Hey man! It took me 3 days or so to finish this article, but I read it and loved it!

Ghosted by Daniel L. @ 01/15/2009 3:49 AM EST


I stumbled upon xe while googling Stacey At Disney.
I must have watched her video on the tv set at poop
century resort. That is the cheapest,crappiest motel
ive ever stayed at. The room had a peculier odor, a
stain on the ceiling right above my bed that looked
like something csi Orlando might be interested in,
no refridgerator for my beer and no little one cup coffe
maker that i always love in the mornings. The tourists
I hated becuase every time you turn around somebody is
bumpin into you. I mean 3000 rooms, damn! The cafeteria
is a shithole that is unbelievably crowded at all hours.
It was so bad that I skipped breakfast every day we were there. The only bright spot was Stacey. She comes on auto
maticaly whenever you turn on the tv. She is a treat, but
horribly annoying too. I must have watched that video
at least 200 times in its entirety. I mean shes decent
looking but I love her personality.Now I am researching her and found that she has some minor tv and movie roles and was some kind of roller skating champion. All your
observations are spot on though and i think you are a
really funny writer ( sort of like bill bryson).
Basically I hate disney. I wish they would blow it up with
a thermonuclear bomb. It is an absurd place that
makes Americans ( and foriegners) think that there really
is a place with candyland reality. Its a totally artificial world. I mean everything is made out of plastic
The only reason That I went there was because my
girlfriend coerced me to go to celebrete her nieces birthday. God! Never again! NEVER,NEVER,NEVER!

Ghosted by Mike Habibi @ 01/23/2009 10:45 PM EST


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