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Sharks on iPod, Sharks in Kool-Aid.

Not going to finish Disney Part 3 this weekend, partly because I haven't started it yet, but mostly because I'm going out of town tomorrow. And since that "going out of town" involves a long flight, I finally took the plunge and bought a Video iPod. (Which isn't such an extraneous purchase when you consider that I managed to lose my first iPod like a week after opening the box. I figure punishing myself with an iPodless existence for six months justifies today's big cash sendoff.)

It didn't take long for me to realize that VideoPods are worth more than the ability to watch movie trailers a thousand times. I can't believe I'm going to be able to kill half of my flight time watching Shark Week. I'm really okay with that arrangement. Three hours of mako madness!

I chose the black iPod because I'm a man, dammit, even though the guy at the store said that, while sleeker, black iPods show their scratches far more. That was really just his way of getting me to buy a plastic "Jam Jacket" case, which is, incidentally, white in color. So I may have been had. Actually, I've definitely been had, because now I gotta go around carrying something called a "Jam Jacket." I will never tell anyone it's called a "Jam Jacket," but knowing is half the shame.

While we're on the subject of sharks, vaguely, it's with great pleasure that I confirm the continued existence of Sharkleberry Fin Kool-Aid. There can be no doubts now, as the packages seen above has non-expired expiration dates. It's true -- they're out there. Maybe more so in Canada or the UK than the States, but it's true -- they're out there. For a new generation, the once-pink shark mascot has been reduced to a mere means of transportation for the Kool-Aid Man. Some personality is injected with the shark's penchant for goofy goggles, and while I can't honestly say that I prefer this new rendition to the original talking pink shark dude, I'm still stoked that Sharkleberry exists in any form at all.

It's impossible to know if the flavor's changed, but if it has, it's a very slight mod. It's still a bonanza of fruits -- orange, banana and strawberry -- conspiring to form a Pepto-pink punch that smells stronger than it tastes.

While we're on the subject of liquids and pods, vaguely, there's new "Aquapods" from Poland Spring, which take the very basic and everyday idea of bottled water and turn it into something so unbelievably cool that I'm putting off a dire need to pack for a morning flight to tell you about it. Featuring bottles in an "orbtastic shape," it's 11 ounces of water packaged in what will ultimately make for an awesome night of arts & crafts: The bottles are shaped so much like E.T.'s spaceship that I don't know how long I'll be able to resist yanking out some paint to prove it.

Though Aquapods aren't extremely convenient due to their bloated shape (I wouldn't dare put this in my work bag -- it's gotta be twice as prone to getting pricked and exploding all over everything it shouldn't explode on), they're one of the only ways to make water more exciting without turning it into iced tea. Or, you know, Kool-Aid.

The synergy in this blog post rocks.

And this doubles as your Saturday Night Thread, folks.

Posted by Matt on 06/24/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 126 comments

"No bones about it, sharks are cool." -kingklash

Ha! Is that some cartilagenous skeleton humor?

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 06/25/2006 5:50 PM


Hey, my iPod is black too.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by Erik Majorwitz @ 06/25/2006 5:55 PM


threebeesatdisney, I scored 102.5!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/25/2006 6:06 PM


I’m such a putz. I posted this under the last entry.

I just saw the weirdest movie.
Just a part of it anyway.
It had Cyclops in it and he was in a car asking an 8-ball if what he had in a package was a murder weapon.
Then he pushed the car over a cliff.

Chestnuts roasted by Somethin' Funny @ 06/25/2006 6:24 PM


I took that 80s lyrics quiz… I got a 128. Some of them I missed and it’s KILLING me, but then again I got a couple I thought I was guessing on, so it evens out.

Beat that, suckas… and be honest because I was. Even though I wanted to cheat so bad.

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 06/25/2006 6:37 PM


Yeah, no fair cheating! However, I have been working on this since my last post and I KNOW these sound familiar but am drawing a blank on quite a few! However, there is no time limit ~~~ TEE HEE! But eventually I will have to give in and hit the SCORE button but until then………….

Chestnuts roasted by threebeesatdisney @ 06/25/2006 6:47 PM


The Ricky Gervais Show is the best podcast ever. I saw a Deer Park aquapod at Target today, they were giving free samples. It truly was orbtastic. Also, the Kool-Aid man’s foot on that package art freaks me out. His toes appear to be roughly the same length as his fingers.

Chestnuts roasted by ol'dan @ 06/25/2006 7:51 PM


Somthin’ Funny: I saw part of that movie too, it was crazy strange, I saw in the credits it also had Chistopher Lloyd, Michel J Fox, Krut Russel and Gary Oldman in it.

Chestnuts roasted by IHAQ @ 06/25/2006 8:34 PM


I scored in the low 40′s(41.6 i think) A lot of that had to do with spelling errors though I missed like seven. I need an editor. To make matters worse on of the questions I did get was worth ten points go my roommate loving the Eagles.

Chestnuts roasted by mrjayberry @ 06/25/2006 11:47 PM


Aquapods rock! My kid who normally wouldn’t drink water of any kind loves it! Heck once they are done with it they can play with the bottle in the pool cause it floats.

Chestnuts roasted by Bizzar @ 06/26/2006 12:26 PM


A podcast I really like is called Nate and Di, they are potheads which I don’t particularly like in general but they are smart, and really funny. The only decent podcast I have found so far but I’ll keep looking. Their site is Nateanddi.com worth a listen.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 06/26/2006 2:52 AM


Hey Matt, great news. Our favourite online wrestler, Kamala is back in the WWF/E as of Vengeance. Unfortunatly, he did not bring a spear.

Chestnuts roasted by Jord @ 06/26/2006 5:44 AM


The return of Sharkleberry is great, but I fear for my mental health.

I still think Stacy’s cute. Hell, I’m not even annoyed by her like everyone else was. God help me. >_<

Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 06/26/2006 7:10 AM


Did anyone else see Triple H’s butt? And two Kanes? I think I’m going insane.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 06/26/2006 10:04 AM


Scored 73.25 on the 80′s quiz
:( I thought I did better than that …misspellings of names ARGH! :( Oh well, Welsh Rabbit is still the champ! Congrats! :)

Chestnuts roasted by threebeesatdisney @ 06/26/2006 10:34 AM


Heh, 48.25. Don’t blame me, I grew up with two small-town classic country radio stations (AM, no less) and absolutely nothing else. But I got all three bonus questions right, so I claim a moral victory.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 06/26/2006 11:19 AM


I’ve3 had a Zen Micro for over a year now. Like it better then the Ipod I had. But yeah, their music organizer blows. Blows like the hookers on Hunts Point.

Quick question, anyone ever use colored toothpicks as swords for you Lego guys? I say a box of colored tooth picks before and it reminded me of when I use to do that…God, I was a weird kid….

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 06/26/2006 11:21 AM


Sorry for the double post, but I just had a flash of memory and feel compelled to share. Since our local radio stations sucked horribly and signed off at 7 PM every night, we would have our older cousins drive us twenty miles to Bunker Hill, which was the only place in the county high enough to get radio stations from Amarillo. Then we’d park there and record an hour or two of 89.9, the Amarillo College campus station, so that we’d have decent tapes to listen to while driving tractor for twelve hours a day. Some of the greatest philosophical conversations of my life took place sprawled out on the warm hood of an ’82 Chevy suburban, looking up at the stars miles away from the nearest artificial light and listening to some clueless freshman DJ playing Ace of Bass for the third time in less than an hour.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 06/26/2006 11:29 AM


Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I get a portable radio and creep around on the AM dial to see how far I can get in a station. Chicago, New Orleans, and occasionally Salt Lake.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/26/2006 12:00 PM


I got an 87.5 on the test. When I saw how many questions there were, I sorta … didn’t take as much time as I should’ve on it.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 06/26/2006 12:24 PM


Hey, you’re DXing, and in danger of becoming a radio nerd. It works best at night, but the problem is that every high power station plays Coast to Coast all night, so unless you’re into UFOs, there’s not a lot to listen to.

Nothing like listening to far away baseball games on a summer night.

Chestnuts roasted by Yet Another Matt @ 06/26/2006 12:29 PM


so has anyone confirmed exactly where to find Sharkleberry? cause i really dont want to have to visit every damn store in my town.

i’ve been mixing grape and lemonade and raspberry and fruit punch for too long. plus, i want a packet to hang on my wall of crap that shouldnt be hanging on a wall.

long time reader. first time poster. i feel free!

Chestnuts roasted by brianfax @ 06/26/2006 12:44 PM


When I was a kid, I could sometimes pick up a station out of Chicago that would skip through the atmosphere in just the right conditions. It played songs that I usually didn’t hear on my hometown stations. I really got into Steely Dan when I was 10 years old and heard "Dirty Work" on that station. I would open my bedroom window, lay on my bed and dangle my feet out as I listened. Ah yeah, days of my youth.
My son and I make silly home movies sometimes (one’s named Bubba the Ninja to give you an idea). As soon as I find one of those E.T./udder water bottles, it is sure to become a prop in our next epic motion picture. Add some LED’s and forced perspective…instant UFO.

Chestnuts roasted by freudguy @ 06/26/2006 1:23 PM


I got a 90 on the lyrics quiz. I couldn’t believe how many times I called myself an idiot once I saw the answer to one I missed!

Chestnuts roasted by Bludge @ 06/26/2006 1:43 PM


I took the 80′s quiz and got 68.5. And apparently, I cannot spell.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/26/2006 2:02 PM


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