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Nintendo Wii / Disney Blah.

Anticipation rules and anticipation has ruled my life. Anticipation of fun, of holidays, of things supposedly arriving in the mail any day now. Of movies, of upcoming limited edition 7-11 Slurpees. Half the fun's in getting there, even if it sometimes means enjoying things more before they happen than when they're actually happening. In other words, I am having a motherfucking blast reading all of the Disney World vacation guides I bought a few nights ago.

I am so, so, SO looking forward to this trip. If it was math, I was doing it: I haven't been on a "real" vacation (for me this means, "something outside of New Jersey") in like, damn, fifteen years or something. I've gone to Salem twice and had a couple of fun overnight trips, and some business trips that could be construed as vacations only by those who never go on vacations, but this, THIS...wow! Six nights! Seven days! Nice hotels! Fancy drinks and rides based on Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! I can barely digest the idea that I'll be vacationing in a place where there's actually more to do than just get loaded and gamble, and I refuse to believe that any amount of preliminary anticipation is overkill. I'll keep reading and planning even if it's all pointless in the long run, because thinking about what I need to buy and see in Disney World sure beats thinking about when my assignments are due or how we really need to start painting the apartment.

I'm so glad I didn't listen to everyone who told me not to stay at the Polynesian. Little know Matt fact: He loves Polynesian shit. I have a collection of Tiki mugs that rivals Trader Vic's. If I met someone named Raphael I'd insist on calling him Raffiael. I'm going to really try to enjoy myself first and worry about articles second, but this being X-Entertainment in Disney and all, I don't think we can possibly avoid at least a few bits.


Work-related endeavors have brought me closer to the Nintendo Wii than I would've gotten otherwise, and I've gotta say, the name has kind of grown on me. No, I'm not saying that I like it, or that I completely disagree with the millions who've griped on their own blogs. Though it was only just a code name that too many took to heart, "Revolution" sounded pretty pretentious and basic when you get right down to it, and I only say this because defending "Wii" means entering an arena where I really am going to debate the importance of a system's name over its capabilities. Then again, I do work in marketing. There will be creative ways for Nintendo to use the name in campaigns that'll get players off their collective giant company back, but more to the point of this blurb, I'm definitely looking forward to actually...you know...playing it. Check out 1UP's list of upcoming confirmed/tentative games to find out why. Rarely do I look at a list of upcoming video games and want 50,000 of them, but here it is. Tack on the novelty gimmicks and the fact that you can buy/play virtually every old Nintendo game worth buying/playing, and we're looking at a system that I refuse to protest merely because it's named after a second grader's penis.

Posted by Matt on 05/05/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 50 comments

I hope they revamp the old nintendo classics with online modes, like the 360 have done with a few. If not then i do not see the big deal, seeing as I can play them all any time I want anyways on other systems.

All I know is mario kart online will be the best game ever.

Chestnuts roasted by the80sruled @ 05/06/2006 12:10 PM


I don’t care if they call it "Super Fun Penis Machine."

I’d have to sue for copyright infringement.

that was terrible.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/06/2006 12:17 PM


The wii Looks like a pretty decent console with all the titles that are coming out for it, Im really more impressed with this system than the xbox 360 :D even tho the 360 is pretty cool..

Chestnuts roasted by DashiKun @ 05/06/2006 1:01 AM


The Wii, in my opinion will live and die by the virtaul console. I hope to see flat rates in a tiered system. 4.99 for NES titles, 9.99 for SNES and no more than 14.99 for the N64. I somehow doubt this will be what happens as this is the same company that sold the original Super Mario on the GBA for $19.99. *sighs* E3, which should shed some light on this and other so called features of the Wii, cannot come soon enough.

Chestnuts roasted by Ed @ 05/06/2006 2:09 AM


Granted that 19.99 was too expensive, they were half novelty and you were buying a hard copy. For the download service, all they’ll be paying is for the server to host the files. They don’t even owe themselves licenses. I’m betting prices will vary since any other company that jumps in board for it, will likely get to set their own price, just like for any game today.

Honestly, I think 4.99 for a NES download is a bit outrageous.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/06/2006 2:31 AM


It’s been pointed out that Nintendo could have called its 16-bit machine Powerful instead of Super, making us all have to refer to it as the PNES.

One little letter, that’s all it takes…

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 05/06/2006 3:11 AM


Is anyone else looking forward to playing Luwiigi’s Mansion?

Chestnuts roasted by Ragnarok @ 05/06/2006 3:12 AM


I’m looking more forward to Resident Wiivil, Ragnarok.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/06/2006 3:18 AM


I’m looking forward to Wii too. I just got my DS Lite import today. I love it – you don’t realize how clunky and dim the original DS is until you play the Lite for yourself. As a bonus, the Japanese system instruction is pretty hilarious with all the little cartoon pictures of what not to do to the system (you can Google it to find it online somewhere).

Oh yeah – I picked up a box of Tangergreen and a box of Crazy Citrus whatever today. Unfortunately, it does not say "Ecto" on the receipt, but it did lump the two boxes together under the Crazy Citrus name, so they must really be the exact same thing. And yes, the Citrus does taste exactly the same as Tangergreen and presumably Ecto itself (if my pre-pubescent memory serves).

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 05/06/2006 3:24 AM


Try to sneak into the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wkdHt53IE8">Secret Vault when you get there!

Chestnuts roasted by Henry @ 05/06/2006 8:57 AM


Second tme poster, long time disney world affecionado. Just Thought I’d drop my list od top 10 things to do in each park. In no order. Just the top 10.

Magic Kingdom
1. Pirates of the Carribbean
2. The Haunted Mansion
3. Space Mountain
4. Tomorrowland Transit Authority
5. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
6. The Country Bear Jamboree
7. Splash Mountain
8. The Carousel of Progress
9. Spectromagic Parade
10. Wishes fireworks

Epcot (My personal favorite park)
1. Spaceship Eath
2. The American Adventure
3. Living with the Land (boat ride)
4. Maelstrom
5. Honey, I shrunk the Audience
6. Club Cool (Free "around the world" Coca cola samples)
7. Test Track
8. El Rio Del Tiempo (this one is "hidden" in the Mexico Pavilion and is so bizarre, its awesome!)
9. The Living Seas
10. illuminations: Reflections of Earth fireworks

MGM Studios
1. Star Tours
2. Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror
3. Rock’n’ Roller Coaster
4. Muppet Vision 3D
5. Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular
6. The Great Movie Ride
7. Fantasmic! night time show
8. Sci Fi Dine In Restaraunt (you must eat here…it is awesome (food pretty good, but its all about eating in a fake car at a fake drive in showing trailers for old b-movies)
9. That’s it. This park is a 3/4 day park.

Animal Kingdom (again, not a complete ten)
1. Expedition Everest
2. Kilimanjaro Safaris
3. Majarajah Jungle Trek
4. Dinosaur
5. Its Tough To Be a Bug
6. Festival of the Lion King
&. That’s it.

If you have time, run over to universal.
Islands of Adventure has the SPider-Man ride that is absolutely amazing and Studios has Revenge of the Mummy, Shrek 4-D and Men in Black…plus that ultra campy Jaws ride.

Chestnuts roasted by Lost_Lenore @ 05/06/2006 11:30 AM


Off-Topic: Today is Free Comic Book Day. So head on down to your local shop and get some.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 05/06/2006 1:22 PM


Wii, wii, wii, all the way to the bank.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash, the little pig who lived in a bunker @ 05/06/2006 3:30 PM


(Scratch what I said about Lumos. I’d forgotten it’s not really a convention proper, it’s some boring educational blah blah blah. I just want to wander through a dealer’s room full of bootleg wands.)
Hey Dr. Acula, you still posting around here? You might want to check out televisionwithoutpity.com, they’ve got a shirt with your name on it ;)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/06/2006 4:53 PM


If Nintendo made Punch-Out Wii, I’d actually consider giving a Nintendo another try.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 05/06/2006 8:33 PM


EPCOT, man. Spend all your time in freakin’ Epcot. Last year was my first trip, and it was 4 nights in Disney, 3 days on the cruise. It was Star Wars Weekends’ last weekend when I went, so most of my time was spent in MGM and Epcot. Hope you reserved spots at a few restaraunts!

The Tepenyaki House in Japan is amazing. Anyway, I really hope you have fun with your trip! In Japan, I suggest you get some Konpeito; this little star shaped candy.

And I have to say, I’m so happy you’ve been doing so many articles! All those months where there were few coming out, I was very sad. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Rabiesbunny @ 05/06/2006 9:27 PM


I SO didn’t read that post. Um, Polynesian was a NICE place, stayed there too.

*FLUSH*

c_c;!

Chestnuts roasted by Rabiesbunny @ 05/06/2006 9:28 PM


have fun at WDW, I really enjoy the site and have (ahem) connections there so look me up if you go to Festival of the Lion King show. You will love Epcot. There is just enough good old 80′s carpet walls still in existence to make you faint from nostalgia and their musty fumes.

Also, you might want to try this site:

http://home.cfl.rr.com/omniluxe/wyw.htm

Chestnuts roasted by Betamike @ 05/07/2006 7:35 PM


Yes, I remember Disney World. I went there in 7th grade and damnit… I had a good time. Except for the day I got sick from Polynesian food. I’m not making this up. Luckily that was the day my group was going to the ocean so I wasn’t missing as much. One word of advice: Get a GOOD hotel. The expensive ones are really nice but the cheap ones are horrible… Of course, that information is like 8 years old so really, you shouldn’t take it seriously. Things have probably changed since then. Somebody tossed a dirty diaper in the water fountain.

Chestnuts roasted by Sucrose @ 05/08/2006 1:00 PM


Matt, you totally have to goto DisneyQuest when you go to disney world. It’s a 5 story indoor theme park. They have a virtual Space Mountain simulator, where you can literally create and ride your own personal rollercoaster. They have tons of Virtual Reality Games, and they have a whole section dedicated to arcade games from the 80s

Chestnuts roasted by Greg @ 05/08/2006 2:29 PM


I’m on this site enough now I finally decided to post somethin’!

I’m glad you went with the Polynesian resort Matt! Like I mentioned in my email its one of my favorites and its great being within a monorail ride of the MK & EPCOT.

You gotta ride Mission:SPACE for me and give us a review! I haven’t been on it yet. I hear they put barf bags in the seats, thats how intense it is.

I haven’t been down there in quite a few years. When I worked for Disney I was going like all the time because we got free passes! And I miss my merchandise discounts… !

Chestnuts roasted by m1928mouse @ 05/08/2006 2:38 PM


Hey, if you ever go online with the Wii if and when you get one, lemme know. We’ll have some Smash Bros matches and I can tell all my friends I lost to the X-Entertainment guy.

Chestnuts roasted by Timmy @ 05/08/2006 3:36 PM


I did Mission Space.

OH my gosh, Ia lmost lost it.

That is not a ride, but a simulator, and intense as HELL.

Chestnuts roasted by Rabiesbunny @ 05/08/2006 5:48 PM


I coulda toldja Polynesian was the most fun of the three on the main track (though my personal fave is the Contemporary because it’s just cool to ride the Monorail straight through the building.)

The reason Pirates is closed is because they’re adding Capn’ Jack to it. I was there a while back and got to ride Expedition Everest… that was one kickass coaster. In the dark, one inversion, BACKWARDS… animatronic yeti’s trying to rip your face off.. it was the stuff.

Of course, being persona non grata disallowed me from sharing such tidbits of info, but that’s the way it goes with Net friendships, isn’t it.

Chestnuts roasted by Yours Truly @ 05/11/2006 2:14 PM


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