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05/02/2006: Ecto Cooler Returns…AGAIN!

Recapping: X-Entertainment loves Ecto-Cooler. A lot of people loved Ecto-Cooler. A lot of people cried green when they took Ecto-Cooler away; a terrible moment made all the more heart wrenching because even though Slimer and pals were cold as fuck by the mid ’90s, Ecto-Cooler still prevailed. This lulled us into a happy sense of false security. Hi-C eventually replaced Slimer with various box-art imagery (sometimes symbols, sometimes moo cows), but when push came to shove and Hi-C had to look themselves in a mirror, they could no longer justify what was a cartoon tie-in for a cartoon that was by then almost a decade old and out of production. Ecto-Cooler went buhbye, and with it, a little piece of us.

And then, years later, Ecto Cooler came back to us. As detailed in X-E’s Ecto Cooler Bible, Hi-C was using the exact same ingredients and formula in their Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen flavor, which tasted, smelled and looked just like Ecto Cooler. (Juiceboxes for both shared identical ingredients list, too.) During Tangergreen’s reign, Hi-C slowly phased out the dyes from their juice box offerings, meaning that while the original Tangergreen bore the familiar green sheen of Ecto Cooler, later versions only smelled and tasted the same. It was a minor defeat, but barely a blip on the radar when contrasted with the holy idea that we could still drink Ecto Cooler.

Eventually, Tangergreen followed its master’s footsteps and died off, leaving the world without ANY VIABLE SIMILE of Ecto Cooler. Still sporadically found at select retailers who don’t give a shit about expiration dates, it’s just as true that, eventually, there will be no Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen left in the world outside of the 84 12-packs I bought when I first heard about the Ecto Connection. Fortunately, none of this matters.

As several readers have e-mailed me all giddy about, Hi-C’s continued faith in the little drink that could has once again been proven with the addition of their brand new flavor, “Crazy Citrus Cooler.” It’s the exact same formula as Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen. You know what that means, right? It’s Ecto Cooler! Ecto Cooler lives!

Current Mood: Happy and slimy.

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Discussion Thread: 105 comments

Interesting point there, starwenn. You would think a chain exclusive to the region (like Path-Mark) would have such rights.

Might I also suggest the "Pantry" section of the Kmart in Rio Grande…sometimes Kmart "Pantry" sections have what Acme, Path-Mark, etc. do not. Assuming the Rio Grande Kmart is still there

Geez…i miss IGA and Wise Owl

Ghosted by Mike F @ 05/03/2006 9:04 PM EDT


Super! Heading to the grocery store tomorrow!

Ghosted by Adam @ 05/03/2006 10:03 PM EDT


I just picked some up tonight. Although, I was disappointed that the receipt only said "HI-C 10 PACK." :(

Ghosted by Hey I'm Jeff @ 05/03/2006 10:38 PM EDT


As far as recipes go, I noticed that at the Jello website they have recipes that call for Jello flavors like "pina colada" or "margarita", which I’ve never seen in stores AND are not listed on the website as flavors that exist. Hopefully the Hi-C Margarita thing will work out.

It’s totally off topic, but I just finished watching Lost, and: Holy FUCKING FUCK.

Ghosted by Welsh Rabbit @ 05/03/2006 10:42 PM EDT


Welsh Rabbit: I’ll second your "Holy fucking fuck" and raise you a "what the shit." Lost was nuts tonight (as was Alias, where they also killed several characters).

Mystie: You’re my sexy broad of the Internet world, true. My mistake.

AND Murray the Mantis talked to me. I like Murray, despite his abrasiveness.

Ghosted by Spoodles @ 05/04/2006 12:51 PM EDT


Sorry for the extra post, but this seems like it will appeal to this crowd.

The original Star Wars trilogy IN ITS UNEDITED ORIGINAL VERSION is coming to DVD in September. I’d complain about Lucasfilm price-gauging, but I’m too busy splooging myself out of pure joy.

Click here

Ghosted by Spoodles @ 05/04/2006 1:06 AM EDT


So, did anyone happen to see the commercial on USA featuring The Naked Cowboy? I totally did a double take…it was crazy!

Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 05/04/2006 1:37 AM EDT


Spoodles: Do you have proof of this "unedited version" coming to DVD?

Ghosted by Mike P @ 05/04/2006 1:57 AM EDT


Spoodles: Nevermind, I found proof.

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/release/video/news20060503.html

I shall never doubt you again.

Ghosted by Mike P @ 05/04/2006 2:13 AM EDT


Wow, a girl can’t just get laid on Craphole Island, can she? That was an intense ep.
I was informed there would be no release of the unedited version?!? I wouldn’t have shelled out for the Special Edition if I’d known I just had to be patient, I haven’t even bothered watching it yet. I’ll probably just end up with both, as unnecessary as that is.
I’m still all at sixes and sevens over that Lost. Though I’m glad I checked out of the blog after Rabbit’s post for fear of spoilers.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 05/04/2006 2:41 AM EDT


Holy crap!
Now I can drink my last box of Tangergreen. There was only one store in my area that sold the stuff, and it closed last year. (I’m still majorly upset by that.) I was totally going to drink it on my birthday last year, but I didn’t get a chance to. Maybe I’ll save it for this year. Hopefully I can pick up one or one hundred packs of this stuff by then. Yes!

Ghosted by Rainbowfeet @ 05/04/2006 2:54 AM EDT


Mike P: That link was in my original post!

Ghosted by mtrox @ 05/04/2006 7:12 AM EDT


George Lucas is no gentleman.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 05/04/2006 8:45 AM EDT


All this talk of lunchboxes reminds me of something that may or may not have been unusual about my elementary school: they used to segregate the lunchbox kids. I’m pretty sure it was to keep the line moving faster, so they had us sit down first, and then they made you just sit in the order you came in, so you always ended up eating with the same people you stood in line with.

I remember the first day I brought lunch from home, I didn’t really know where to go, and just wandered around for a while, and when I sat down, it was all big kids – probably 4th or 5th graders, but I was only in 1st! So then I felt really self conscious, and my parents hadn’t exactly gotten the sack lunch thing down yet, so my juice was packed in an old jar that I could not for the life of me get open.

Wow, I totally didn’t remember how depressing that day was until I went through it all.

Ghosted by Mara @ 05/04/2006 9:31 AM EDT


My most fond Ecto Cooler memories seem to revolve around using it as a mixer with vodka – case in point, New Year’s Eve 1991 – I was 22 years old – Everybody else was drinking beer, but I felt like a mixed drink – my friend whose house the part was at searched his pantry for anything to mix with the Wolfschmidt’s Vodka he had, and finally found a 3-pack of Ecto Cooler juiceboxes. He mixed it rather strong, and everyone encouraged me to chug – not the wisest of decisions, in retrospect. Two hours later, I was at home kissing the porcelain throne.

Ghosted by Zigmund @ 05/04/2006 9:40 AM EDT


Oh, how I love X-E bloggers! I’ve been literally dancing for joy in my office since I found out about the Star Wars original release, and no one here really gives half a damn. Hooray, X-E!

The CNN article says that the crappy, not-well-done, special edition versions will be on the DVDs along with the originals. Um, who in their right mind would watch those?? My favorite part is: "The original theatrical versions of the first three "Star Wars" films are finally coming to DVD on September 12, two years after diehard fans blasted George Lucas for releasing only the digitally modified 2004 versions of the celebrated trilogy in a boxed collection." I was one of those diehard fans! It’s like CNN is talking directly to us!

Ghosted by purplegirl247 @ 05/04/2006 10:35 AM EDT


My school lunches fell into two categories: 1)The mid-80’s when my parents bought anything they wanted because they thought the credit cards would pay for themselves and 2)The late 80’s – high school graduation when my parents were way thrifty because all their money was going to paying off credit card debts. (Though, to be fair, there was the "lazy" period when they didn’t want to have to worry about what to feed us and just sent us to school with the necessary $1 for lunch money. School lunches for $1 – those were the days.) So, needless to say, I’m more nostalgic for my early elementary lunches. While my snack alternated (usually consisting of some sort of fruit snack or pudding in a can), I miss Fruit Bars most of all. There are some health food companies that still make forms of them, but they taste like health food and not like the Fruit Bars of my youth. I was so sad when they discontinued them, and also when they stopped making most flavors of Fruit Roll ‘Ups. Why just the two flavors now? I miss thee, grape Fruit Roll ‘Up.

And who needs juice boxes when you can have orange juice in a thermos? Darn cheap childhood.

Ghosted by Lori @ 05/04/2006 10:41 AM EDT


I’ve been very cautious about buying Star Wars DVDs because of the myriad editions that littered the buying landscape. While I didn’t mind the tweaking of a scene here and there, what happened with Greedo and Han was a bit too far. Makes me want to get one of those "Lincoln Shot First" shirts I’ve seen around. My Sister-in-Law is a real SW nut, so I’ll have to e-mail her and ask her opinion on the new release. But, I can’t wait to play the part where the ‘Trooper bonks his head on the doorway over and over again in DVD quality.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 05/04/2006 11:53 AM EDT


Zigmund
I have always found most everything mixes well with vodka, but now, if I can find any, I’m gonna try the ectovodka. MMMM vodka. Sometimes I wish I could be an alchy, guilt free.

Ghosted by kb @ 05/04/2006 12:19 PM EDT


I was talking about this article with my friend Jess and she reminded me of her graduation party. Her parents love a good party and no party is complete without enough liquor to fill a lake. We got majorly wasted, ran out of juice and ended up finding some deliciously piss warm Tangergreen. We were all standing around a pitcher half full of vodka squeezing our little boxes out as fast as we could (to cut it open never occurred to any of us) when somehow I got it in my eye. I have no recollection if it hurt, but oddly enough she had an eyepatch (I think she secretly has cartoon pockets) and I wore it all night.

So about an hour later we’re even more wasted and we’re jumping on her trampoline when she sprains her ankle. At the time we didn’t know if it was broken so we had to go to the hospital. The only sober person in the whole place was her 13 year old neighbor and he was courteous enough to drive us there. But before she would get in the car she insisted on taking a drink with her. I have a vague memory of her limping around, crying and saying she needed her drink "for the pain". Long story short, we poured vodka into her little Tangergreen box through the teensy straw hole and made our way to the ER.

Cut to the end of the night – me holding onto the arms of a lawnchair and puking into the seat and Jess passed out spooning her crutches. Good times brought to us in part by Tangergreen <3

Ghosted by Rebecca @ 05/04/2006 12:32 PM EDT


Sorry guys but I personally could never see what the big deal about hi-c was. I mean granted my mom was the cheapest lady in the world and almost everything we got from pathmark either had a huge pathmark logo on it or was just completely white and said no frills. But all that hi-c, koolaid and whatever other juices all taste the same to me. The only juice that actually stood out was juicy juice. It was delicious! Even tho if you drink more than half a cup you’d be in the bathroom takin a crap in half an hour. What kinda juice makes you crap? Shouldn’t it make you pee? Oh well. I’ve gone on long enough all I wanted to say was, not a fan of the hi-c and we always had those pathmark cookies with the cream in the middle (they had 3 rows of yellow ones that were supposed to be "vanilla" and bootleg oreo chocolate ones that tasted nothing like oreos) cuz my mom wouldn’t get us any other snacks. Cuz she was cheap. And I’m finished.

Ghosted by PRSense @ 05/04/2006 1:14 PM EDT


Disclosure: I saw the SW Trilogy in full for the first time in Special Edition format (came late to the party, but I made it) so I’m okay with most of the whizbang effects and minor tweaks, though I learned to be outraged at the most egregious one like a good fan oughta. Even with that I would be okay with having to buy the SE but for the scandalous "Hayden as a Blue Ghost" tweak. That was a step too far. I’d love to sell my unopened SE but I know I’ll want to be able to see the gorgeous modern SFX that I originally experienced as the Death Star kablooie so I’ll keep it. Damn, that Lucas is insidiously clever when it comes to marketing.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 05/04/2006 2:23 PM EDT


I am a Doctor who is a complete and utter asshole

and I love Hi-C

Ghosted by Dr. Complete Asshole @ 05/04/2006 3:01 PM EDT


Well, you just know these new editions won’t be the last ones released before the Blu-Ray/HD-DVD train wreck. Did you notice how the original theatrical releases will be included as bonus material in the DVDs, and that they’ll have 2.0 Stereo Sound? It’s obvious Lucas will churn out a 5.1 THX version sometime in 2007, with a nice little box to boot…

Ghosted by Roddy @ 05/04/2006 4:15 PM EDT


Mtox: I honestly did not notice that link, for some reason. Many apologies.

Ghosted by Mike P @ 05/04/2006 4:46 PM EDT


If it doesn’t have Slimmer on the box, if it doesn’t say Ecto-Cooler–then it not the real deal for this mourning fellow. RIP Ecto-Cooler, you made snack time lots of fun.

And if by chance the rat bastard who broke into my truck, stole my stero and left the cabin exposed to a snow storm is reading this blog–then I curseth thee to a life of deafness. You steal my musical doorway, then fate should steal away your hearing. And so let it be.

Ghosted by inkmage @ 05/04/2006 5:59 PM EDT


I throughly enjoy the site, Matt.

On an interesting side note: has anyone seen/smelled the new Play-Doh cologne? Apparently, Hasbro is making it to commerate the 50th anniversary of the delightfully ductile Doh.

Ghosted by DeeJay @ 05/04/2006 7:13 PM EDT


I want to drink some right now…

Ghosted by Another_matt @ 05/04/2006 7:38 PM EDT


At last! I can stop rubbing my body with wads of Play-Doh before I go out at night!

…which is not to say that I will, of course.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 05/04/2006 8:27 PM EDT


I like the smell of Play-Doh, but I wouldn’t want it on me. Not unless I was a kindergarten teacher or something. I keep a few tubs of the stuff on my desk with my mini Fun Factory. When I first got it everyone kept coming by and asking if they could smell it. Yet no one has asked to smell the scratch n’ sniff pickle sticker on my desk caddy.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 05/04/2006 8:59 PM EDT


Yeah, Play-Doh was a decent smell. Way better than Nickelodeon "Gak," which smelled like old seafood.

Play-doh tasted like shit though. Too salty.

Let’s pretend I didn’t say that.

You all know you tried it at one point or another!

"Aww, Maggie, that looks like a real donut!"

"Uh, Dad…it says Non-Toxic!"

Ghosted by Mike F @ 05/04/2006 9:35 PM EDT


Wow- What a blog! The Star Wars release, Play Doh cologne, and ECTO COOLER? It’s all too much- what a happy day! I only wish I had the chance to get drunk off Ecto Cooler- maybe now those wishes can come true…

All in all, this blog makes me wish I still had one of my old lunchboxes. I used to have a She-Ra box, a Garfield box, a My Little Pony box and…a POPPLES lunchbox. They were glorious.

Ghosted by Muppet Baby @ 05/04/2006 9:40 PM EDT


Mtrox = Spoodles, gotta remember that! Your throwing me for a loop man!

Ghosted by IHAQ @ 05/04/2006 10:06 PM EDT


Lol. Spoodles you can stop messing around and go back to being mtrox. You don’t want me to get the whip out again.

Ghosted by Mystie @ 05/04/2006 10:09 PM EDT


I’ve noticed the dead of Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen and anticipate finding the third generation of Ecto Cooler. <3

Ghosted by Denise @ 05/04/2006 11:56 PM EDT


Matt, right now I’m watching an old 1980’s b-grade Horror movie called "The Gate". You have to check it out, I think you’d love it, or atleast find it highly amusing. It stars a six year old Stephan Dorf. The movie plays out from his perspective.

Ghosted by Joker @ 05/05/2006 12:33 PM EDT


Wait, there’s a store with Acme in the name? Do they sell Anvils?
And a big HAHA to the guy who called Slimer "Slimmer". I love typos.

Ghosted by Rebecca @ 05/05/2006 1:11 AM EDT


I just gotta say, I’m totally shocked that yesterday went by without a single, "May the Fourth be with you."

Ghosted by Mystie @ 05/05/2006 7:33 AM EDT


Bravo, Mystie. That’s absolutely dreadful and cringe-inducing, as any successful pun should be. Of course, you don’t need my approval. A good pun is its own re-word.

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 05/05/2006 7:50 AM EDT


I just realized, why does it still say "Chestnuts roasted by"? Wasnt that a Christmas thing? It’s May! Not complaining, just saying.

Ghosted by Toxicity- @ 05/05/2006 9:07 AM EDT


Way unrelated, but I know it matters, so:
I was watching TV last night, and saw a commercial for Subway that was totally recycled from the 80’s. There was a a girl all Cindy Laupered out and she was singing about down with burgers or something and then there were 2 girls singing in front of a conveyor belt with Subs on them. I coulda sworn one of them looked familiar. Then it came on again later in the show, so I looked more carefully, and the girl on the right is Ione Skye, from Say Anything. But from way back when obviously. Anyways, it made my day.

Ghosted by kb @ 05/05/2006 9:08 AM EDT


"Slimmer," the unofficial sequel to "Thinner."
They gypsy curse this time makes you see Slim Goodbody lurking at the corner of your vision. But, when you start seeing Slenda, you’re as doomed as doomed can be.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 05/05/2006 12:12 PM EDT


Crap, I did write "Slimmer." How wonderfully ironic I suppose, considering Slimer was based on John Belushi.

Little known fact: Belushi was considered for a roll in the film, but died sadly enough, so they based the character of Slimer on him as Belushi’s ghost. Heck of a way to achieve immortality, to be reincarnated as a face-stuffing, disgusting, obese glob of green.

Ghosted by inkmage @ 05/05/2006 1:14 PM EDT


Woo. That is all.

I got no witty comments for today, I got finals this & next week.

They suck, too.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 05/05/2006 3:26 PM EDT


I feel you, Norbert. I’ve got finals and papers coming up this week. I’m in the perfect, super-stressed mood to participate in a relaxing SNT. Unfortunately, I’ll be trying to control the masses of Tom-Cruise-lackeys going into M:I 3.

Ghosted by Spoodles @ 05/05/2006 4:18 PM EDT


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
see, this is why i hate living in newfoundland, we dont have ANY of the rad foodstuffs portrayed so beautifuly on this fine site, DAMN YOU MATT FOR MAKING WANT WHAT I CAN’T HAVE!!!!!!

Ghosted by JoshC @ 05/05/2006 4:37 PM EDT


I hear y’all on finals. I just have to make it through Monday, and then it’s all but over. The exciting thing is that after this semester I get a little paper with my name on it that says I’m good at stuff, though there’s still awhile to go until I get the fancy diploma.
X-E bloggery helps numb the pain of finals. That, and maybe a stiff drink, I suppose. Happy Cinco!

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 05/05/2006 7:39 PM EDT


Back in the day, I don’t recall ever trying Ecto Cooler. However, after reading all these articles about it, I endlessly searched any store that carried HI-C in hopes of finding it. I did find a couple of Orange Lavabursts and that wasn’t too bad. The strange thing is, I seemed to only find it at Target. But now I must find this new concoction and hopefully relish on this long overlooked flavor.

Ghosted by Heathtown @ 05/06/2006 3:14 PM EDT


So I went to the local Pathmark and I found Crazy Citrus Cooler AND Screaming Tangegreen!

(should I drink the tangegreen? >_>)

Ghosted by 1upgamer @ 05/06/2006 6:32 PM EDT


I’d like to go on record as saying that I like both the original and special editions of the Star Wars films and don’t give a damn who shot first.

That being said, this REALLY fills me with hope. Because Lucas originally wasn’t going to release the original cuts and if fan-demand can convince him to give these the DVD treatment, then maybe there’s hope for the X-mas special after all!

Ghosted by Tetsu Deinonychus @ 05/07/2006 2:11 AM EDT


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