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The Tylenol Flavor Creator Kit!

There's a not-so-new buzzword attacking the world of consumer products: "Customizability." It's the latest trend and the latest push, and outside of having Burger King's meat YOUR WAY, there's never been a more clear cut example of customizability infiltrating the world of we-the-consumers as Tylenol's new "Flavor Creator" kit -- medicine that you make yourself!

Well, sort of.

The boxed set includes a standard bottle of cherry-flavored liquid Tylenol, but to boost its appeal and make the thought of sipping gross medicine a little more palatable to kids, Tylenol also includes a bag full of tiny packets filled with powdered "crystals" representing four different flavors: Strawberry, green apple, bubble gum and chocolate. Yes, chocolate.

After pouring the regular dose of liquid Tylenol, you're free to pick your desired flavor, rip the packet open and dump the generous portions of chalky, colored powder into the tiny plastic cup. As the instructions advise against stirring, the point is to mask whatever unpleasantness comes with medicine by covering your mouth in vaguely candy-flavored dust.

To a degree, it works. I gave the chocolate dirt a whirl, and though I'm not sure I tasted much in the way of chocolate, I didn't taste much in the way of Tylenol, either. Of course, the powders are messy and you'll probably need to wash off your lips afterwards, but for many, that's a small price to pay to avoid tasting "pure" Tylenol.

Personally, as the liquid medicine is already made to taste like a bowl full of cherries, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. It's interesting to whip up a cherry/chocolate syrup sundae when you need to banish a fever, but beyond the gimmick, there's not much necessity in this. Then again, a lot kids would be much more agreeable to taking medicine when they needed to if they got to act like mad lab doctors and make their "potions" first. I'm 27, and it worked for me.

Medicine is medicine, and there may be a few people who aren't crazy about turning it, even subversively, into "candy." To those who'd cry foul, I offer you this: Even if you dump each of the twenty included flavor packets into a single dose of Tylenol, it won't taste like candy. I wouldn't know what to call it, but that stuff isn't candy.

While Tylenol's Flavor Creator kit is obviously kid-skewed, adults who've grown sick of the "usual" medicine taste will be happy to learn of another of Tylenol's recent exploits: Liquid fever medicine with golden vanilla flavoring. If this keeps up, we won't need ice cream anymore.

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Posted by Matt on 04/26/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 101 comments

my personal fave was luden’s cough drops. they served no medicinal purpose whatsoever. they were so useless that they were banned from my elementary school because they were nothing more than candy. so tasty though.

theniXer – i loved you can’t do that on television. i just bought a YCDTOT t-shirt at hot topic. I don’t know how anyone can not love the show that gave alanis morisette her start!

Chestnuts roasted by bitchpants @ 04/28/2006 10:38 AM


I think most of you are looking at this from the perspective of kids who grew up with Cherry Tylenol and didn’t mind it. When I read this, I think of my little sister, the most non-medicine taking person ever. My sister used to get bladder infections quite frequently and they were always putting her on amoxicillin ("it tastes just like bubblegum" they always said.) I vividly remember my mother trying to force it into her mouth and my sister screaming and crying like someone was trying to stab her or something. If she ever managed to get it into her mouth, my sister would either spit it out immediately, or just hold it in her mouth crying (with my mom screaming, "just swallow it and it will be over!!!") until she couldn’t hold it anymore and it would all come out. It usually ended with my mom in hysterics, crying and telling my sister how she was going to end up in the hospital if she didn’t take her medicine and my sister screaming, "I wish you were dead!" My sister pretty much refused any kind of medicine (if it wasn’t life threatening or serious, they wouldn’t let it escalate to that kind of drama) and to this day (she’s almost 24) she won’t take medicine. She can’t swallow pills. At least if it’s something prescribed she’s old enough to realize she has to take it and she’ll stick it in something to hide the taste (she still has to ask for liquid medicine though.)

So, in my eyes, if your kid is OK with Cherry Tylenol, you probably won’t spend the extra dough. I see this more for someone like my mom who is desperate for anything that might help her child take the medicine he/she needs. I mean, would you rather have your feverish child spit medicine on you and not end up ingesting any, or sticking a little overpriced powder in it so they may be more inclined to take it?

On a side note, I used to sneak Tums as a kid. My mother was horrified when she found out. And, inkmage, could those cough drops have been Luden’s? They’re my favorite (though I don’t feel like they work. My theory is, the worst it tastes, the more medicine is in there and the more effective it is. That doesn’t apply to Alka-Seltzer Cold, though. That stuff works great and I don’t have to choke it down.)

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 04/28/2006 10:43 AM


D’oh! Beaten to the Luden’s shout out.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 04/28/2006 10:44 AM


I’ve always wanted an excuse to go around licking telephone poles and door handels for germs — now I have one!

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 04/28/2006 10:56 AM


Wow. This thread mad me sick, and cured me all at once!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/28/2006 11:31 AM


Children’s Tylenol "Flavor Creator" kit doesn’t have Dex in it…

Chestnuts roasted by rockasoo @ 04/28/2006 11:47 AM


My sister bought the Flavor Creator kit for her kids. They said the medicine was still pretty gross, but they said I can taste it next time I’m sick if I want.

Slightly OT, does anyone remember Celestial Seasonings cough drops? I LOVED those things!! Not very good at soothing sore throats, but they were the best tasting cough drops ever.

Chestnuts roasted by Kieran Alexis @ 04/28/2006 1:56 PM


Oh ho ho, Kieran, my brother and I might disagree with that.

Chestnuts roasted by Pine Brother #1 @ 04/28/2006 1:57 PM


This is of interest to absolutely no one, but I have to share my pain…Last night, for the price of $20 and a tank of gas, I could have seen Frank McCourt speak in Beverly Hills (tied with Garcia Marquez for greatest living writer in my worthless but passionate opinion) if I had known about it before this frigging morning, 24 frigging hours too late. Frig.
To connect to the topic, I’d like to point out that anyone that needs support for their "kids today are a batch of spoiled pansy wusses" stance should read Angela’s Ashes for more ammo…now those were some tough kids.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/28/2006 2:12 PM


So Matt, what do ye think of Wii? Think Nintendo screwed up again?

Also, I just read today how the Cube was 3rd in the Console War because it looks like a kid’s lunchbox? What? It looks like a box, but a lunchbox? I guess when you wanna make fun of something you gotta be really creative…

Chestnuts roasted by Roddy @ 04/28/2006 3:41 PM


According to one article about the Wii, they actually released the name before E3 "to give everyone a chance to vent".

So apparently they knew it was gonna piss everybody off before they even announced it. Which begs the question… why not use a different name?

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 04/28/2006 3:49 PM


Squee-

I was totally thinking about Angela’s Ashes as I was reading about all the horrible children in this thread. Jesus. I think there should be some sort of exchange, where all the really, really bad kids are sent to say, a 3rd world country and just left there for a few days without their cushy life and where no amount of tantrum throwing will get you a candy. But I’d feel bad for all the mothers in 3rd world countries having to put up with it.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 04/28/2006 4:21 PM


Wii?
*sound of kingklash falling over, trying very hard not to quote Harvey Korman from "History of the World"*
!
?
!!!
yes, a lot of it!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash hiding out during the French Revolution @ 04/28/2006 4:28 PM


Apparently, the "ii" means "good in Japanese, and the phonetic in English is supposed to represent the unity of gamers the device will accomplish. The "ii" also represents the controllers and the players.

But all that doesn’t mean squat for us Brazilians, for example. hehehe

Chestnuts roasted by Roddy @ 04/28/2006 10:12 PM


I still say that Pepto Bismol is the tastiest medicine on the planet. In fact, I refuse to believe it’s real medicine. Whenever I get heartburn or feel like I’ve got the squirts, I take a swig of that stuff and instantly feel better. I think it’s a placebo effect; tasting something so delicious and being told it’ll keep you from crapping your pants can be a very powerful message.

I’m also convinced that pink peppermints are based on the taste of Pepto Bismol, and not the other way around. There’s no way you could make a medicine taste that much like a candy, unless you were trying for Mexican candy, which is as simple as throwing hay and chili powder onto a wet cracker.

Of course, now there’s cherry Pepto Bismol… which makes me angry. Pepto Bismol doesn’t need a cherry flavoured variety. It’s already the tastiest shit you can buy from a pharmacy short of Oxycotton. Why would you buy it when the origional is so perfect? That’s like buying Pepsi Blue, White Chocolate Reese PB cups, or all those chocolate bars that are adding caramel to already existing chocolate bars for no good reason, or orange-flavoured Kitkats. If I want my chocolate to taste like oranges, I’ll eat a chocolate orange. If I want my chocolate with caramel, I’ll get a Caramilk or Rolo. If I want some tasty medicine that has the added bonus of keeping the skidmarks to a minimum, I’ll reach for origional Pepto Bismol.

Basically, my point is… stop and look at all the varieties of existing products. Stop and look. Other than the gimmick of being new, is there anything really redeaming about them that makes you want to have them? What’s wrong with just getting a regular coke? Why do I need Vanilla, Lime, Coffee, and 0 Carb varieties?

Chestnuts roasted by Ronald MacKinnon @ 04/29/2006 12:31 PM


Oh, and two things;

One; it is so nice to learn that I was not the only kid who would consume vast quantities of that sparkily bubblegum toothpaste. I swear, I would buy that now as a cracker spread or something. Screw yoghurt tubes, get me a tube of that Sparklez or whatever it was called.

Two; I was a kid who almost OD’d on children’s Tylenol. I lived, obviously. However, the reason for me taking so much was not the taste, though it did make it easier. No, the reason I ended up taking a whole bottle of Children’s Tylenol was child’s logic. To me medicine was magical stuff. Having been told to take two spoonfuls, I did so. Then I figured if I took four, I’d get better in half the time. And eight would make it a quarter of the time. And the logic went until the bottle was empty. I was actually rather proud of myself, and showed it to my folks.

Which is when I got scooped up and rushed to the hospital, where they made me puke into a big stainless steel bowl that looks exactly like the one we have in our house that we use for serving Halloween candy. Maybe because my mother was a nurse she was able to order one… or maybe they gave it to her after I broke it in. All I know is that I was seriously pissed at the doctors for making me puke.

As a kid I couldn’t swallow pills, so I had a lot of liquid medicine. But I do remember at least one incident where a capsule was just split in half and the powder was poured into a glass of orange pop for me. It went from orange flavoured to chalk flavoured in 0.2 seconds.

Chestnuts roasted by Ronald MacKinnon @ 04/29/2006 1:00 AM


Until I came to this page, I thought this blog was the only area in the entire Net where there were no "Wii" jokes.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 04/29/2006 3:43 AM


That’s just disturbing.
Kids are gonna mess themselves up.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan @ 04/29/2006 11:43 AM


this is really cute, and it makes me want to cry.

Chestnuts roasted by Johnny the Mild Mannered Soda Jerk @ 04/29/2006 2:18 PM


I always hated cherry medicine. I’ll take grap or orange over cherry any day. On a further note, I’ve always love grape-flavored anything. Espeially that Purplesaurus Rex.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 04/29/2006 5:45 PM


when my siblings and i were young and ill my darling mother knew just what to do…it consisted of a dose of the liquid medicine or chewable pills and an immediate swig of seven up or sprite, worked wonders and i never had a problem taking any kind of medicine.

i love love loved amoxocillin it was so yummilicious.

i dont see anything wrong with this "flavor creator" my sisters 2 boys are SO anti medicine and i am 100% sure the 4 y/o would take his if he got to play mad scientist with it.

and idiot parents that leave medicine where it can be found and od’d on by children should be rounded up and shot.

thank you for relieving me from my bordom for a while.

Chestnuts roasted by CherriLifeSaver7 @ 04/29/2006 8:17 PM


Cherri-

These days, I just follow it up with a swig of beer. Seems to do the trick.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 04/30/2006 3:28 AM


That doesn’t look particular tasty.

Chestnuts roasted by Hart704 @ 04/30/2006 1:56 PM


by the way Wii means Us……

Chestnuts roasted by xzev @ 05/01/2006 4:24 PM


That doesn’t mean that it’s a better name.

Chestnuts roasted by Hart704 @ 05/05/2006 8:11 PM


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