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New Dr. Pepper, Old Battle Royale.

While traveling from one workplace to another this afternoon, I stumbled into a street vendor selling homemade jellies and Japanese DVDs. More out of appreciation for the fact that a person specialized in jellies and movies than anything else, I was determined to buy something, and succeeded by handing the friendly jelly guy a crumpled up ten dollar bill in exchange for Battle Royale on DVD. I know I'm way late to the game on this one, but if you haven't seen Japan's Battle Royale, I think it's about time you changed that.

Based on a book of the same name and design, the 2000 film provides an "alternate universe" Japan where society have gotten so CAH-RAZZY that random classes full of high school kids are forced to compete in a "Battle Royale" -- a deadly game of survival staged on a deserted island. Each kid is armed with a weapon (ranging from cool stuff like guns to shitty stuff like trash can lids) and sent out to fight for their lives. At the end of three days (or sooner if everyone else is dead), the sole survivor is declared the winner and sent home. If there's still more than one student left breathing by the end of the game, their remote-operated collars will explode, and yes, we get to see an example of a head explosion at least once during the film.

Whether it lives up to its cult hype in the States is immaterial. Battle Royale is way engaging and way entertaining if not wholly affecting or effective. Despite the film's bare-all brutality and twisted themes, there's an underlining sense of fun to the fantasy: It's got good guys you like, and bad guys you have to really try hard not to like. If you leave any desire to soak up the messages and symbolisms within at the door, Battle Royale is just a heck of a lot of fun to watch. Not Big Momma kind of fun, but not quite Korova Milk Bar kind of fun either -- somewhere more in the middle, where you can feel naughty for enjoying yourself but not terribly perverse.

This site tells more about the story, which became a full-fledged franchise with movie sequels, books and tons of merchandise. Here's another recommended site. And another. And another.

In celebration of spending a weeknight doing something that didn't fall under the category of "work," I made, burnt and threw away about 600 pounds worth of Chex Mix. I suck. I even picked up special drinks for the Chex Mix / Battle Royale event -- new Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream soda. I picked it up because I am magnetized by new soda brands, but I really didn't expect to like it. I knew I'd be writing something about it before bed tonight, but I figured that "something" would be akin to, "Man, this here soda fuck shit piss sucks." Nah, it's good. Real good. The berries and cream are really subtle, and you'd almost need to see the can to realize you were drinking something beyond normal Dr. Pepper. While the flavor isn't remarkably different (and thankfully not overly sweet), whatever they added seems to tone down the unmistakable "sting" one feels after each sip of regular Dr. Pepper. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I leave to the committee.

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Posted by Matt on 04/21/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

I loves me the Japanese film. My favorites are probably the same as most everybody that’s interested in it. Audition will blow you away. Highly recommended. You might not think it’s going anywhere at first, but it pays off big time. Ju-On was remade as The Grudge in the US, but the Japanese version is far superior and a lot scarier. And Pulse is about to get a major remake release in the US starring Veronica Mars. It looks a lot different that the Japanese version, even if they use clips from the original in the trailer for the new US version.

That’s three. That’s enough.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris Martin @ 04/21/2006 11:03 AM


I have not tried the diet variety, but the regular Berries & Cream isn’t too shabby–although more as a novelty, as I couldn’t picture myself actually drinking it with dinner, or anything..

I have an idea–I think they should put out a limited edition line of "mix" sodas; like Dr. Pepper/Pepsi and Mountain Dew/Sierra Mist, etc. Rad?

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 04/21/2006 11:05 AM


kb–Coke also puts out a Passover-edition each year. It tastes less sweet, and I actually prefer it. It’s about $.20 more per 2-liter, and I’ve never seen it in any other packageing, but we always stock up this time of year. It looks like normal Coke, but with a yellow cap with Hebrew written on it.

Maybe it’s just an east cost thing.

Chestnuts roasted by sal @ 04/21/2006 11:18 AM


rad!
I am avoiding work in all forms today, anyone else with me?

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/21/2006 11:19 AM


I’m with you every step of the way kb

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 04/21/2006 11:22 AM


I’ve been on the BR bandwagon for many years and am proud to admit to owning both sets of incredibly rare kubricks, mass market and theatrical releases, however the elusive one packaged with some t-shirt still taunts me…

As to why it will never get released in the US of A…IT’S GOT 14 YEAR OLDS KILLING EACH OTHER, SOME FOR SPORT.

Of course, you can buy foriegn releases and bootlegs EVERYWHERE. If you do, and enjoy it, then please for fuck’s sake, stay away from the Sequel.

Chestnuts roasted by Wonton @ 04/21/2006 11:23 AM


God, I love those random articles from X-E’s past, especially the ones with the action figures starring in them.

If anyone watched yesterday’s (4/20) ep of People’s Court and during the crowd portions, you would’ve noticed the group of guys on the right-hand side. That’s me + my 7 pledge brothers that happened to be in NYC on 3/11 because of a scavenger hunt for a pledge event. I was the one in the blue shades. At first you just see us walk by in the backround, and by the end, all 8 of us are hogging the camera.

The 2 guys that gave their $.02 during the case of where the guy had his car on his lady friend’s property for a year and it got taken away (2nd case), were 2 of my pledge brothers.

It’s kind of interesting on how they get these "on the street" interviews, they just find a group of people with 15 minutes to kill and put them in front of a camera and see if they have anything random to say. The guy that suggested eBay was Tom and the guy that agreed was Chris.

I just wanted to post this because I waited a month to see myself on TV for the first time, especially on a nationally syndicated one, and I didn’t get dissappointed. I just wonder if anyone else watched this one.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 04/21/2006 11:24 AM


Just saw the Dr. article and if any one is interested click my name where you can still play LORD. makes a fun few minutes out of the day.

anyone else think of super puzzle fighter II turbo when they come up with these ridiculously long soda names?

Chestnuts roasted by RAS @ 04/21/2006 11:32 AM


sal – Jewish Coke? Definitely an East Coast thing.

Well, it might be elsewhere, I dunno, but it damn sure ain’t in Missouri. Then again, so far as I’m aware, neither are any actual Jewish people either.

Chestnuts roasted by lugnut @ 04/21/2006 11:46 AM


Invader
That was totally playing yesterday at the gym. And because it was that or Dr. Phil, I watched it. I have to be honest, I have no idea if I saw you.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/21/2006 11:47 AM


Has anyone seen Ichi The Killer?

Chestnuts roasted by Scotty Flamingo @ 04/21/2006 11:53 AM


Diet Berries & Cream Dr Pepper Extra Special Turbo Tournament Edition V6 Chojin Monkeyslapper ain’t all that bad. It’s no Killer Shrew, but I’d drink it on a semi-regular basis.
My brother-in-law likes to buy the occasional bootleg DVD. They make for very intersting viewing experiences sometimes. Especially the ones recorded in the theater. Matt should have bought some jelly. Unless he uses Vasoline, Vaaaaasoline, Vaaa-aaa-aasoline….

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/21/2006 12:21 PM


I don’t like Japanese films much, I am sad to say. Call me a 21st Century American, but if they’re not speaking English then I get bored pretty quick.

I did like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and the movie Hero enough, but you could kinda follow the plot.

That’s why the language of the future is English! Heck, there are more English Speakers in Japan then there are Japanese Speakers in America. That used to be able to be said about Mexican Speakers in Mexico, but no longer.

Hmmm…

Chestnuts roasted by Dixon Deeper @ 04/21/2006 12:50 PM


Sorry to all if that was offensive. It wasn’t meant to be.

Anyway, uhm, I like Dr. Pepper too.

I also have a stash of Vanilla Coke in my laundry room since they stopped selling it last year in the USA.

Chestnuts roasted by Dixon Deeper @ 04/21/2006 12:52 PM


Watching that film is like listening to Meloncamp songs, they are just "there", good but not impressing to much upon you.

The soda I have never heard of until now, and probably will not try it due to the fact that I hate to drink soda.

Chestnuts roasted by The80sruled @ 04/21/2006 2:20 PM


let me just say, it’s well worth your while to find Battle Royale 2… I paid like 25 bucks for it from some site, but it’s an awesome movie…

it took me a couple viewings, but I think part of me loves the second one more than the first… it was just soo much more dramatic…

Chestnuts roasted by gino @ 04/21/2006 2:37 PM


Have you tried Coke Blak? It’s delicious!

Chestnuts roasted by Tiare @ 04/21/2006 3:24 PM


Battle Royale sounds a bit like King’s The Long Walk, except instead of killing eachother, the kids who stop walking are shot point blank by the soldiers traveling w/ them on the sides of the road. I’ve heard rumors of a film. Kidneyboy, any idea?

" Has anyone seen Ichi The Killer?"
Is that the one w/ the guy who swings the poodle around by it’s leash to kill it in front of the big glass window to a restaurant? I think I saw some of that. I can’t really get into movies I have to read along to enjoy. Takes the sting out of things when you know what someone is going to say way before the listener actually hears it.

I’ve also been dying to try Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream. How’s the commercial for this one? I don’t think they can top the Manna-manna one w/ Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla Twist It To The Left, Whoo! that they still show on The Game Show Network like 100 times a day.

Oh, yeah. I have to mention the deal I found at Wally World the other day. I was perusing the craft section (like always – their scrapbooking stuff is all on clearance to make way for a new line, and I can’t resist the sales). Anyway, I stumbled across this lone Tub O’ Adhesive Spongebob Foamies hiding in some cloth remnants. It’s supposed to be Christmas, but the characters don’t have anything actually Christmassy on them (you have to stick them on seperately), the kiddos and I can slap them all over everything year round. The best part – they were originally $6, but they were on clearance for a buck. Woohoo! I think I was more excited than the young’uns.

I also wanted to mention that Renee Zellweger was in town again recently. Mr. Traj saw her at Walmart (again!), and my sister saw her at the local package store(liquor store, to all of you non-New Englanders) w/ a carriage full of wine bottles. I actually figured she’d sell the house when she broke up w/ Jack White, but she’s still here. I keep hoping to run into her at the library or something, although I have no idea what I’d say to her.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 04/21/2006 3:26 PM


trajeal

For as long as I’ve been posting here, I never knew you were a woman. :o

Or maybe I did and just plain forgot and I haven’t seen you around in a while.

Anyway, I really really really dont like Dr. Pepper at all. Diet Berries & Cream Dr. Pepper kind of sounds very similar to Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, which I abosolutely hated but it seems a bit better now that I’ve tried Coke BlaK. And I heard that Coke is going to team up with Godiva to produce an even more heinous concoction of Coke, Chocolate, and Mocha flavorings.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 04/21/2006 3:41 PM


YES THAT MOVIE IS AWESOME.

Chestnuts roasted by Connor @ 04/21/2006 4:01 PM


Scotty Flamingo,
seen and own Ichi. The movie is a curiosity to say the least. But when the guy cuts off his own tongue as repentance–I can take a lot of gore, but that I still have trouble watching.

Trajeal,
I don’t recall any scene like that in Ichi. Must have been a different messed up flick. Ichi is about sado-masochistic assassins and other stuff our mommies told us not to watch.

JLAJRC,
Series 7 was one of the biggest disapointments I’ve experienced. I guess for two reasons. A) The filmakers just couldn’t get the tone right. They were spoofing for laughs when they should have been ironic. Some scenes were played too straight and serious upsetting audience empathy. B) The ending was just a total mess, especially the whole "Re-created" sequence. Just a mess. I’d like to see, though, other filmakers try to do the film again, Series 8 and 9 etc, in different locations with different characters. The idea was great given the public’s perverted need for "reality" television, but beyond the idea–eh, I’m through ranting.

Let’s bring on some junk food and cartoons.

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 04/21/2006 4:11 PM


Norbert:

Is that "Chocolate" or "Mocha" Coke deal for serious? I would die for a chocolate-flavored soda.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/21/2006 4:14 PM


It’s a good soda. You could get sick of it pretty quickly, but it’s not bad. Soda these days seem to have more variants than a Mattel toy though. HIYO!

Chestnuts roasted by Dragonrider @ 04/21/2006 4:19 PM


Matt-

Holy shit. I love Jpanese stuff and want to teach English in Japan, so why haven’t I heard of this film? I must either rent or purchase this film. It sounds awesome.

Thanks for the info, Matt. I never even knew you liked Japanese stuff at all.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 04/21/2006 5:04 PM


mtrox

I believe it is the real deal, and it’s not "Chocolate" OR "Mocha" it’s "Chocolate AND Mocha," along with the Coke.

Either way, ick.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 04/21/2006 5:38 PM


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