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New Dr. Pepper, Old Battle Royale.

While traveling from one workplace to another this afternoon, I stumbled into a street vendor selling homemade jellies and Japanese DVDs. More out of appreciation for the fact that a person specialized in jellies and movies than anything else, I was determined to buy something, and succeeded by handing the friendly jelly guy a crumpled up ten dollar bill in exchange for Battle Royale on DVD. I know I'm way late to the game on this one, but if you haven't seen Japan's Battle Royale, I think it's about time you changed that.

Based on a book of the same name and design, the 2000 film provides an "alternate universe" Japan where society have gotten so CAH-RAZZY that random classes full of high school kids are forced to compete in a "Battle Royale" -- a deadly game of survival staged on a deserted island. Each kid is armed with a weapon (ranging from cool stuff like guns to shitty stuff like trash can lids) and sent out to fight for their lives. At the end of three days (or sooner if everyone else is dead), the sole survivor is declared the winner and sent home. If there's still more than one student left breathing by the end of the game, their remote-operated collars will explode, and yes, we get to see an example of a head explosion at least once during the film.

Whether it lives up to its cult hype in the States is immaterial. Battle Royale is way engaging and way entertaining if not wholly affecting or effective. Despite the film's bare-all brutality and twisted themes, there's an underlining sense of fun to the fantasy: It's got good guys you like, and bad guys you have to really try hard not to like. If you leave any desire to soak up the messages and symbolisms within at the door, Battle Royale is just a heck of a lot of fun to watch. Not Big Momma kind of fun, but not quite Korova Milk Bar kind of fun either -- somewhere more in the middle, where you can feel naughty for enjoying yourself but not terribly perverse.

This site tells more about the story, which became a full-fledged franchise with movie sequels, books and tons of merchandise. Here's another recommended site. And another. And another.

In celebration of spending a weeknight doing something that didn't fall under the category of "work," I made, burnt and threw away about 600 pounds worth of Chex Mix. I suck. I even picked up special drinks for the Chex Mix / Battle Royale event -- new Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream soda. I picked it up because I am magnetized by new soda brands, but I really didn't expect to like it. I knew I'd be writing something about it before bed tonight, but I figured that "something" would be akin to, "Man, this here soda fuck shit piss sucks." Nah, it's good. Real good. The berries and cream are really subtle, and you'd almost need to see the can to realize you were drinking something beyond normal Dr. Pepper. While the flavor isn't remarkably different (and thankfully not overly sweet), whatever they added seems to tone down the unmistakable "sting" one feels after each sip of regular Dr. Pepper. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I leave to the committee.

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Posted by Matt on 04/21/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

Sheesh, this was posted late. Insomnia perhaps?

Chestnuts roasted by Bizzar @ 04/21/2006 2:00 AM


There’s those more random articles from X-E history I was looking for today.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 04/21/2006 2:16 AM


I’ve read about half the book Battle Royale. Pretty good stuff but it certainly loses something in the translation. I just admire the idea more than anything else. I was afraid it would contain copious amounts of melodrama like many other pieces of Asian storytelling. But no, it’s straightforward, rubber-band tight, and consistently keeping in the reader’s mind what’s going on in these kid’s brains.

Sorry, that’s what you get from a guy working at Barnes and Noble. Not that this is a plug or anything. . . or is it???

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 04/21/2006 2:46 AM


Sheesh, this was posted late. Insomnia perhaps?

It’s not late on the West Coast.

*looks at clock that says 11:50 pm*

Okay, maybe it kind of is….

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 04/21/2006 2:50 AM


I read the whole Battle Royale book and own both movies on dvd, as well as the first 6 volumes of the manga. You might say I’m a fan.

Chestnuts roasted by Stormdragon @ 04/21/2006 3:01 AM


Hahaha that bulbasaur interview had me cracking up

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 04/21/2006 3:16 AM


http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/649.html

Wow, I don’t remember this, but it is off-the-charts hilarious. Add it to your next "random links" attempt….

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 04/21/2006 3:53 AM


Battle Royale is an awesome film. It’s never been given a formal release in the States though has it? Does anyone know, or care to speculate why that is?

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 04/21/2006 4:17 AM


Dang. Well I will try to follow that with a bit more Friday Joy!
I am very anxious to try the berries and cream Dr. P. Is there regular too or just Diet? Either way I like the can. Not many sodas choose butter yellow as the dominant color, and now I think they should.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/21/2006 7:43 AM


hey battle royale sounds tite. def gonna check out..

but dr pepper berries and cream – that just sounds fuckin nasty!

Chestnuts roasted by doc bong @ 04/21/2006 7:46 AM


I had a friend who was always trying to get us to watch Battle Royale With Cheese in high school, but we never did. Because she was under five feet and thus physically incapable of enforcing her will upon us. Except through ferocious biting. And since she was a vegan, that was easily overcome by my patented Armor o’ Pork.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/21/2006 7:46 AM


That Diet Berries and Cream Dr. Pepper is the bee’s knees. I mix it with my protein shakes at night for xxxtreme vanilla flavor.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/21/2006 8:05 AM


bleh! Me no likee diet Dr. pepper. It tastes like styrofoam had an affair with a pack of "Splenda."

Chestnuts roasted by Road Block @ 04/21/2006 8:19 AM


Battle Royale sounds pretty awesome. I’ll have to give it a shot, thanks!

Chestnuts roasted by Spooky Muffin @ 04/21/2006 8:42 AM


Saw Battle Royale 2 years back or so, it *is* interesting. If not for the brutality than to see how everyone reacts differently to the situation. Some characters are a bit unrealistic, but eh.

I think we can all agree the best characters are the hackers.

Chestnuts roasted by Aristobulus @ 04/21/2006 9:17 AM


In regards to that Skeletor/Pepsi Blue article linked above, I’ve noticed this several times in various articles and it always bugs me – why does your Skeletor have Moss Man’s arms? I’d assume this is the aftereffects of some childhood traumas inflicted on Skel, but SURELY O SURELY a man of your stature has a non-fuzzy Skeletor around somewhere. Maybe you just like the idea of Skeletor having fuzzy arms. Hell, it’s growing on me.

Anyone ever notice Dr. Pepper 20 oz. bottles have a different shape depending on where you’re at in the US? (And sometimes it’s a Coke product, other times it’s a Pepsi product.) For example, here in SW Missouri, the Dr.’s 20 ouncers are in the same type of generic bottle used for every other Pepsi product. Go 50 miles in any direction, however, and you’ll find it loitering amongst the Coke items and brandishing a dope tapered bottle that’s entirely unique to Pepper and has the logo stamped into it. Something’s fishy.

And on a semi-related note, what’s the difference between plain old Mr. Pibb and that "Pibb Xtra" that they switched to a few years back? I’ll be damned if I can tell by taste. But then, Pibb and Pepper pretty much taste identical to me too.

Chestnuts roasted by lugnut @ 04/21/2006 9:28 AM


Matt,

You are totally right on with the berries and cream DP. It has just a hint of additional flavor without killing the great DP burn! The wife doesn’t like it because she is a DP purist but I think I would almost sell my soul for a lifetime supply of berries/cream and cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper.

PS Mr. Pibb is not a sutiable substitue for DP!

Chestnuts roasted by Tigerfan @ 04/21/2006 9:29 AM


KB, Dr. Pepper berries and cream comes in leaded and unleaded. I suggest you try the regular first.

Chestnuts roasted by Tigerfan @ 04/21/2006 9:33 AM


I have only tried the Diet DPB&C, and I was pleasantly surprised… pretty damn good, I’d have to say. I like it a lot better than that cherry vanilla cough supressant shite.

Chestnuts roasted by Michael @ 04/21/2006 10:02 AM


I think Skeletor wearing Moss Man’s arms *was* explained in one of the articles. Something about him getting beat up and needing new arms, can’t really remember, but Moss Man definitely showed up to complain at one point. Can’t find these in the search though.

Chestnuts roasted by Curiously Strongbad @ 04/21/2006 10:09 AM


lugnut-
Coke has dr. p on one side of the mississippi and pepsi on the other, so I’ve been told. I have noticed that in Canada, Cokes flavor is noticably different.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/21/2006 10:30 AM


I found battle royale pretty dumb. For Better shock cinema, check Salo. For better Asion notorius cult ihgoahl movies, Check za ginipiggu series and Koroshiya 1.

Chestnuts roasted by dudefromfinland @ 04/21/2006 10:30 AM


I have wanted to see Royale since it was hyped up during Kill Bill’s run at the picture show but I’ve never seen it around anywhere.
Do people really buy homemade food treats on the streets of New York?
Travel Guide to Maine! I love that one!

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/21/2006 10:36 AM


There’s a indie movie called "Series 7." It’s about a reality show where random contestants are picked and told to kill the other contestants in various ways. It’s VERY good.

I have yet to find and try B&C DP. I like their Black Cherry Vanilla flavor.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 04/21/2006 10:47 AM


Can’t find these in the search though.

Actually, I’m an idiot, it’s right there in said aforementioned Pepsi Blue article, I just hadn’t read enough of it when I first posted.

Yet still, you know, the real reason nags at me. God I wish I had fuzzy green arms too.

Chestnuts roasted by lugnut @ 04/21/2006 10:55 AM


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