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New Dr. Pepper, Old Battle Royale.

While traveling from one workplace to another this afternoon, I stumbled into a street vendor selling homemade jellies and Japanese DVDs. More out of appreciation for the fact that a person specialized in jellies and movies than anything else, I was determined to buy something, and succeeded by handing the friendly jelly guy a crumpled up ten dollar bill in exchange for Battle Royale on DVD. I know I'm way late to the game on this one, but if you haven't seen Japan's Battle Royale, I think it's about time you changed that.

Based on a book of the same name and design, the 2000 film provides an "alternate universe" Japan where society have gotten so CAH-RAZZY that random classes full of high school kids are forced to compete in a "Battle Royale" -- a deadly game of survival staged on a deserted island. Each kid is armed with a weapon (ranging from cool stuff like guns to shitty stuff like trash can lids) and sent out to fight for their lives. At the end of three days (or sooner if everyone else is dead), the sole survivor is declared the winner and sent home. If there's still more than one student left breathing by the end of the game, their remote-operated collars will explode, and yes, we get to see an example of a head explosion at least once during the film.

Whether it lives up to its cult hype in the States is immaterial. Battle Royale is way engaging and way entertaining if not wholly affecting or effective. Despite the film's bare-all brutality and twisted themes, there's an underlining sense of fun to the fantasy: It's got good guys you like, and bad guys you have to really try hard not to like. If you leave any desire to soak up the messages and symbolisms within at the door, Battle Royale is just a heck of a lot of fun to watch. Not Big Momma kind of fun, but not quite Korova Milk Bar kind of fun either -- somewhere more in the middle, where you can feel naughty for enjoying yourself but not terribly perverse.

This site tells more about the story, which became a full-fledged franchise with movie sequels, books and tons of merchandise. Here's another recommended site. And another. And another.

In celebration of spending a weeknight doing something that didn't fall under the category of "work," I made, burnt and threw away about 600 pounds worth of Chex Mix. I suck. I even picked up special drinks for the Chex Mix / Battle Royale event -- new Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream soda. I picked it up because I am magnetized by new soda brands, but I really didn't expect to like it. I knew I'd be writing something about it before bed tonight, but I figured that "something" would be akin to, "Man, this here soda fuck shit piss sucks." Nah, it's good. Real good. The berries and cream are really subtle, and you'd almost need to see the can to realize you were drinking something beyond normal Dr. Pepper. While the flavor isn't remarkably different (and thankfully not overly sweet), whatever they added seems to tone down the unmistakable "sting" one feels after each sip of regular Dr. Pepper. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I leave to the committee.

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Posted by Matt on 04/21/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

Inkmage:

To be fair, the article wasn’t about "writers" per se. The actual people are not given scripts. Instead, the article was about editors who take the real footage and mold it, sometimes disingenuously, into their own story arcs.

And now I’m off to the grocery to find some Diet Chocolate Shasta (can’t do the syrup things because of the calories…I did have a "chocolate coke" years ago at Hershey’s Chocolate World though–a place that is heaven on earth, might I add).

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/22/2006 7:35 AM


While most of the ants have retreated from my apartment, there is one crawling on my monitor. As soon as I saw it, my first instinct was to click on it in order to kill it. I don’t know what that says about me, but since I’m pretty sure it’s some preachy moral about getting off the computer and spending more time in the real world, I’m not going to dwell on it.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/22/2006 8:24 AM


oh and anybody into torrents def check out http://www.myspleen.net.. Matt u could do years of reviews off that one site they have everything on there, even hours blocks of saturday morning 80s tv to download

Chestnuts roasted by doc bong @ 04/22/2006 9:14 AM


http://www.myspleen.net

^ my bad!

Chestnuts roasted by doc bong @ 04/22/2006 9:15 AM


Jedoc:

What that says about you is OMG CLICK ANT TO WIN FREE IPOD!!!11

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/22/2006 9:20 AM


Just woke up in the living room at the house party I slept at last night…now I have snuck into the host’s room to check XE as he sleeps….hardcore? Oh yeah.

We wound up celebrating 4/22 at 4/22 AM since we couldn’t get together before. Wicked good time. I came in second in a big poker game…Texas Hold ‘Em no limit.
Sorry, KIDNEYBOY- we play the ‘trendy’ kind of poker, although I wouldn’t be opposed to other types. Anyone else on XE hooked on poker, too? I didn’t think I would be…although I got some mega huge propes since I’m a chick, and can still play a little. Whoot!

Ok, this blog has made me hungry. I’m out in search of food and good pop.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 04/22/2006 10:16 AM


lol, mtrox

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 04/22/2006 10:28 AM


I want to know…what was the first movie on DVD??

I’m bored on this Saturday morning, and I’m too lazy to spend hours researching it! Does anyone know?

I tried googling it, but didn’t come up with anything useful.

P.S. I think it’s funny how we commonly use words as verbs that weren’t originally intended to be verbs, like "I googled it" or "I’ll Paypal you the money". Also "I’m gonna go wiki it" was used earlier in the comments today. I dunno, the evolution of the English language fascinates me.

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 04/22/2006 10:48 AM


The first commercial U.S. release of DVDs consisted of a selection of four IMAX films. Tropical Rainforest, Antarctica, Africa, and, interestingly, Animation Greats. However, the first film ever recorded on a DVD was Twister, which was a proof-of-concept test of both the recording technology and the 2.1 digital sound format.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/22/2006 11:15 AM


Tragically, I did not google that particular factoid, or at least not recently. I gave a speech on the history of home video players for my COMS 111 class four years ago, and ever since then the "first DVDs" bit has been my second-favorite random tidbit of knowledge. Right after "The chocolate layers of Andes mints actually contain more mint flavor than the green layer." They help to fill the gaps in conversation, and also prevent all those irritating invitations to social events.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/22/2006 11:22 AM


Muppet Baby-

I play poker quite a bit. Usually at least twice a week and sometimes four times. There’s not much else to do in Idaho Falls, even though it is technically illegal to play for real money up here.

Personally, I prefer Hold’em. I drank my short term memory away in college, so I’m useless at stud games. Since I play Hold’em so much, my thought process is all screwed up for Omaha. I’ll be looking at trips and thinking I have a good hand, when in Omaha it’s really not. And don’t even get me started on how fracking complicated Omaha hi/lo is.

I prefer tournament style because I play with these people so regularly. I consider them my friends, although I’m still ruthless at the table. That said, I don’t want to see anyone go crazy and lose more than they can afford playing a cash game. At least with tournament style, you can only lose so much, assuming the host doesn’t allow rebuys.

I loathe rebuys because even though they sweeten the payouts, they encourage poor play. They just let people with no skill at figuring pot odds or reading opponents just keep playing until they get lucky. While luck is an undeniable part of the game, it should only be a major factor in how many opening hands you get that are worth playing. After the flop, you shouldn’t be in the hand unless you’ve got good pot odds, a monster hand, or you’ve got position and are going to bluff (unless you’re one of those psychos who likes to bluff from early position). Yet at the one game that I play at that allows rebuys, time after time I see idiots chase a long-shot draw with only one other person in the pot and get lucky.

Yeah, so I like poker. A lot. Lucky for me no one plays for high stakes around here, or my wallet would be in trouble. Mostly I play in $5, $10, or $20 buy-in games.

Oh, and the game that I play on Saturdays is pretty tough. All the players are good, and one guy brought back $20,000 from a World Poker Tour event after his son won a seat using his dad’s account at an online poker room.

Chestnuts roasted by spaz307 @ 04/22/2006 12:59 PM


I like poking things with sticks.
Poke.. poke.. poke..

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/22/2006 1:44 PM


Wow, Jedoc, thanks a lot!! Also thanks for the tidbit about the Andes mints. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle!!

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 04/22/2006 3:56 PM


This is random, but has anyone read the new Friday the 13th comics put by Avatar?
They are fuckin horrible. The Jason vs Jason X comic is hands down the single worst comic Ive ever read, and that goes back 17 years at this point.
Now, I know, I shouldnt expect much, but they’re bad enough where I want to mention it here.

Chestnuts roasted by jesse @ 04/22/2006 7:06 PM


Here is my shamless plug for my video I made using Battle Royale and a Radiohead song. Enjoy. Also check out the others I made. Hey, I gotta advertise my sorry ass somehow.

Chestnuts roasted by Razor Blade Dream @ 04/23/2006 2:31 AM


The best place to buy Battle Royale,(and any other Asian films) is HKFlix.com. Here’s a direct link to BR1: http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID.527266/qx/details.htm

The movie itself was never released here in the U.S., so this is the best way to get your hands on a copy. It’s a Region 0 NTSC version. I bought it a while back. There are English subs for the movie itself but, unless you speak Japanese, the 2nd disc of bonus features is pretty worthless. Still, it’s worth it for the movie itself.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 04/24/2006 2:53 PM


I saw he movie version of Battle Royale, then read a few volumes of the manga, then finally decided to read the book. After reading the book, I started to dislike the film.

My main problem with the film is the way they ruined certain characters. Kiriyama for example. In the book, he was a cold, cool, calculated killer. So much to the point that he was similiar to many classic horror characters. But in the movie, he was just crazy. He did not come off as interesting.

I also hated how they changed the head of the program, giving him a past, and changing his attitude. He was so much better in the book.

Anyone who has seen the movie, definitely go get the book.

Chestnuts roasted by Rattwap @ 04/25/2006 12:40 PM


I just got into Battle Royale last month. I’m currently on page 458 of the novel. It’s definitely one of the best books I’ve ever read. I never would have come across it if I wasn’t writing a book myself. I was searching the ‘net to see if my idea had been done before, and one link led to another, and BOOM! It’s definitely a must read. I picked my copy up at Barnes & Noble.

If you get tired of the DVD, I’ll buy it off you, Matt. :)

akajohnnyx@yahoo.com

Chestnuts roasted by akajohnnyx @ 04/25/2006 1:24 AM


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