I was recently informed that people whet other people's appetites, and in fact do not wet other people's appetites. So, I'm whetting yours with something small until I have time for something bigger -- an update to the Strawberry-Falls Punch Kool-Aid tribute, which now includes a review and download of the one and only commercial that promoted the red berry beast. (Scroll near the bottom of the article for the update; you can't miss it because it says "UPDATE" in font size 450.)

As X-Entertainment continues its gradual shift to becoming an All Kong, All The Time site, I'd just like to point out that "The World of Kong: A Natural History of Skull Island" is an amazing book. A bit steep at the retail price of 35 bucks (which I paid, but have since seen it for around 20.00), there's just no resisting a book that reads, looks and smells like a legit animal encyclopedia but is, in fact, a work of fiction that fleshes out each and every creature on Skull Island. To give you an idea of the book's scope, they cover at least a dozen species of giant centipedes. It's really a tremendous and inspired work that will jump-start your imagination and sway anyone who thinks it'd be cooler to visit Jurassic Park onto the monkey's side. This is in no way a lame title blitzed through to make a few last minute bucks on a passing franchise -- the book takes the themes of Skull Island and gives you enough information on both its inhabitants and topography to start writing your own dinosaur/giant spider slash. I don't recommend things unless I'm sure you'll love me for recommending them to you, so buy it, baby, buy it.
Survey Says: Click here to visit Amazon. Assume you've got 20 bucks. Assume you're only allowed to spend that 20 bucks on one item. Assume that shipping and tax doesn't exist. What would you buy? (Feel free to provide links in the comments, but that's not a necessity.) Yeah, lame, but you can tell a lot about a person by what they'd blow money on. And that's why I'm here. To learn everything about you so I can later use it against you in a court of law.
Posted by Matt on 04/05/2006. E-mail me!










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I can only say one thing about that book:
Giant ASS spiders.
Arachno-Claws jump out of animal rectums.
Thank you "World of Kong" for informing me of that little chunk of nightmare fuel.
-jared