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Cell phone pics & King Kong Twinkies.

In an unexpected twist and a sign of Hell freezing over, I've posted two new articles at the same time. Ooh ooh ah ah. First up, big globs of text and grainy images as I empty out the pictures from my cell phone camera and try to remember the whats and whys of their existence. Blah. Secondly, and much shorter, is my tribute to King Kong Banana Twinkies, from Hostess and apes.

Monday Edit: Did some light editing work on the cell phone pics article, and added a bonus section to the Kong Twinkies article. Because I could.

Posted by Matt on 04/02/2006. E-mail me!

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Matt, if that is you in the gorilla gloves, my question is how in the world were you able to take that photograph? Ah, some mysteries will always remain mysteries.

Chestnuts roasted by Mike the Great @ 04/04/2006 11:48 AM

squee, forget about two sets of novelty hands, I have Hulk, Thing, and King Kong hands. But really, you probably made the right choice. Matt didn’t really get into how much they suck. First of all, they make the same noise every time. Secondly, where other novelty hands are made of thick foam, these are thin rubber, which means two things: first, they make your hands sweaty as hell, and second they provide no padding at all when you hit stuff. They do look good on a shelf though.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff @ 04/04/2006 12:11 PM

Matt,

Have you tried the new Coke Blak? I just did and it is nasty. It comes in a glass bottle with a screw on cap which is cool but the Coke coffee taste is too much.

Chestnuts roasted by King Chachi @ 04/04/2006 1:21 PM

Happy late birthday Mara.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 04/04/2006 2:52 PM

So, what would look better on the end of a bat, Beavis and Butthead style, Kong, Thing, or Hulk hand?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/04/2006 3:09 PM

GOd, I love this article. I really loved those photos of your cats. I’ve heard mentions of them in other articles on your site, but can you please do an article on them. Or would that put you in the category of "webmaster who only posts pics of cute animals" Like those ones run by 13-year-old-girls. Damn girls. YOU GAVE THE ABOMINATION THAT IS N’SYNC LIFE!

[Flees]

Chestnuts roasted by T.O.M. @ 04/04/2006 3:44 PM

I dunno about Coke Blak – It looked nasty. I love IBC Root Beer in the bottle. A cold IBC and reruns of Knight Rider on INHD2. Now where did I put that bag of Funyons.

Chestnuts roasted by Xenophobe @ 04/04/2006 7:59 PM

Thanks Poopie

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 04/04/2006 10:25 PM

I keep getting banned from the site somehow, I don’t know what happens with this, and i missed the last 2 blogs now.

For the previous topic from saturday:

I don’t have Boomerang, but CN played a good joke at 11pm on saturday. Instead of an Inuyasha ep, they showed an episode of Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos. I only caught the last 15 minutes, but it was the fucking freakiest thing I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen all but 2 eps of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo). It was the total embodiment of an 80s cartoon:

-Misleading title? Check
-Crappy Animation? Check
-D level Celeb getting his own cartoon show? Check
-characters who look absolutely nothing like the real people? Check
-the Real Chuck Norris appearing at the end explaining the "moral" of the episode? Check
-Ninjas? Double Check

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 04/05/2006 12:16 PM

Norbert: It is because you are too much for the internet to handle.

So where are you hep cats finding your Blak? I’ve looked at a couple of places, but I haven’t been able to find any. It’s slowly becoming an obsession. I know that mixing coffee and soda is probably a bad idea, but dammit Bones, we’ve got to try.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/05/2006 7:35 AM

Jedoc-
where do you live? I’m seeing it everywhere. Grocery stores, target, and gas stations.
I haven’t tried it yet, but I am curious now. So maybe I’ll skip my after work latte and go for it.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/05/2006 8:44 AM

Abilene. Colloquially known as "The Sticks." The buckle of the Bible Belt. The festering boil on the arse of the Big Country. I can only assume that somebody tried to sell Blak around here, and were subsequently burned as a witch. That sort of thing tends to have a cooling effect on the local carbonated beverage market.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 04/05/2006 9:09 AM

hmmm….so you love it there huh? Well, I will try it and let you know if it’s worth venturing out of the festering boil to find.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/05/2006 9:39 AM

Matt, thanks to you i finally decided to try the infamous "marshmallow peeps".
Jesus Tap-Dancin christ!
these lil’ buggers are incredible!!
Up until recently they were near impossible to find where i live, St. Johns Newfoundland, But after much searching I found them in my local grocery store, BUT they never carry the halloween bats or ghosts etc. Nor do they carry frankenberry/boo berry im going to have to hit up some family i have stateside for that.
anyway, awesome site, Ive been reading for years, keep it up!

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 04/05/2006 10:23 AM

JoshC…welcome to a brave, new world. Now that you’ve tried Peeps, try them in different ways. Toast ‘em like a marshmallow, let them get hard and stale, freeze them. It’s a brand new game every time.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/05/2006 12:06 PM

I can only handle a couple of Peeps at a time, it’s just too much sugar to intake at once . . . does that make me less of a woman?

Chestnuts roasted by Julie @ 04/05/2006 12:25 PM

Thanks mtrox, now i have to aquire some chocalte halloween peeps and my life is complete!

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 04/05/2006 12:27 PM

Julie:

The only thing that would make you less of a woman is if you didn’t like Peeps in the first place. America (or your country of origin) is just proud that you support the fine JustBorn Marshmallow Peeps brand!

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 04/05/2006 1:27 PM

I’ve got a mouthful of Peep right now.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/05/2006 1:48 PM

Nice one, Jedoc. It’s like a trebu-shark!

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/05/2006 2:59 PM

So did Carlito spit in the face of Kong? I know he’s an jerk, but…you’d think he’d have some sort of brain up underneath that fro. Well, I guess some needed to edjumacate him, and who better then Super Monkey?

Chestnuts roasted by Mad Cow @ 04/05/2006 3:02 PM

Hey Squee, what happened to Allison? I mean I know I only post sporadically, but she was a regular and then poof gone. Didn’t she lose her job or something? BTW Matt, those articles rocked out loud.

Chestnuts roasted by bloodybrilliantme @ 04/05/2006 3:28 PM

Coca Cola Blak is gross.

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 04/05/2006 4:02 PM

bloodybrilliant I recall a post from someone saying that she’d posted in Mystie’s blog about not being able to access the site.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/05/2006 7:43 PM

That cell phone article was like a trip down memory lane…and I was glad to see that Matt had (mostly) a good time in Toronto. I didn’t know that they don’t have Bloody Caesars in the States. Huh!

I know whenever I go on trips, I usually tell people details such as: the condition of the hotel room shower, the selection of arcade games in the lobby, the availability of snack foods in the hallways…these small details are the makings of great trips!

And I was wondering about Alison as well. And where is Trajeal? We’ve lost her again.

I still haven’t been able to see King Kong…hopefully this weekend. If the XE bloggers give it good reviews, then I usually go with that, and trust you guys. I feel we are a blog full of good judgement.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 04/05/2006 8:01 PM

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