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Darth Vader Was A Decepticon.

It's a match made in geek heaven. A marriage between Star Wars and Transformers. Two of the biggest perpetuators in keeping people from growing up, together at last. As Hasbro owns the rights to make toys for both franchises, they were free to commit to the most wonderful sacrilege ever by turning Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and other classic Star Wars characters into robots in disguise.

It works like this: Take a Star Wars character who has strong affiliation with a certain Star Wars vehicle. Make said Star Wars character into an action figure than can be transformed into said vehicle. Now, I'm sure some of you are thinking that there's no way to do this without making both the figure and vehicle look really, really stupid. Put your fears to rest. Okay, they do look kinda stupid, but in all the right ways.

The vehicle forms are top notch, so much so that you'd have no reason to suspect their ability to transform if you didn't notice the big "Transformers" banner on the bottom of the packaging. (Admittedly, they're kinda clunky when you get them out of the package, but I've decided to overlook this.) The vehicle forms are reminiscent of the Kenner diecast vehicle line of the late '70s/early '80s, albeit larger and more plasticky. With price points above fifteen bucks, we'd of course demand something more than a few cool looking Star Wars vehicles. Our demands were met in a big way. The vehicles don't just transform into Star Wars characters -- they transform into totally Transformerized Star Wars characters.

Let's use the Vader figure as an example. Starts off as a superfine Vader TIE Fighter, complete with tiny-sized Darth Vader action figure that fits perfectly in the cockpit. After transforming, the figure looks like the end result of Vader and Starscream fumbling through Brundlefly's happy pod, with Vader's classic mask being the only unaffected body part. Everything else, from his legs to his arms to his Dark Jedi groin, have been robotized to the point where Obi-Wan's waxing about him "being more machine than man" now sounds duh-level redundant. While keeping the color scheme and trademark details of the Star Wars characters intact, the figures all draw from the much-loved template of any Transformers figure worth a damn, from big, blocky legs to fists that look like cute little pitted olives.

The still fairly new collection has already become pretty broad, with figures ranging from Anakin (transforms into his starfighter) to General Grievous (turns into a wheel bike). So yeah, they're covering the original trilogy and the prequels, partly because Hasbro likes spiting purists, partly because Hasbro bigwigs are often just drunk enough to think that anyone would want a transforming Anakin.

They even made a Boba Fett, who might just be the best in the set, transforming from the CULT SMASH Slave-1 vehicle into a CULT SMASH Boba Fett, and the kicker is, in robot mode, the tiny Boba Fett figure that's meant for the vehicle's cockpit visibly rests just under the big robot Boba's head. It's a sea of Boba Fetts, with heads of different sizes and other CULT SMASH surprises.

What I'm digging most about the figures is my newfound reason to introduce the many nephews in my life to Star Wars and Transformers at the same time. Every time one of their birthdays come up, I'm gunning to bring them a little piece of me with Star Wars and Transformers toys. Problem is, Hasbro's Star Wars line caters very much to collectors, and there's very little chance of getting an "OH FUCK YES" out of a kid who wasn't already enamored with the new movies. And the Transformers...well, whenever I try giving those out, the kids just cry at me when I can't figure out how to make them work. With these figures, you don't have to necessarily be in love with either franchise -- they just look so damn cool and totally personify the progressively-becoming-lost glory of the plain old action figure. Having a Darth Vader figure go apeshit on the rest of your toys is one thing. Having Darth Vader go apeshit on your other toys before transforming into a plane and flying away to skirt reprimand is something else, and that something is "OH FUCK YES."

UPDATE: Based on the comments, sounds like you're more interested in CULT SMASH Fett than Vader. Check out the pics below...

Note the tiny Fett trying to assert himself from within the cockpit.

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Posted by Matt on 03/22/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 103 comments

wow. i had no idea these were out, i think you just made me cream my pants. hah, no really though these are sweet!

Chestnuts roasted by Squegee @ 03/23/2006 11:51 AM


Thanks Matt! I was trying to save money, and now this. I’m going to Target right now. Literally. Hasboro should send you a check for referal

Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 03/23/2006 12:00 PM


The best part of Darth Chef is, if Isaac apologizes and makes peace, then the boys can "Rescue" him. If not, then they have a credible villain that’s second only to Professor Chaos.

I am going to get Vader, General Grabass, Fett, Maul, and maybe Luke. I’m holding judgement on the others. Depends on how I think they might look among my regular TransFormers. I just bought Cybertron Optimus. Of the recent four versions of OP, this one’s my favorite, just edging out RID Prime. I need to go to some Flea Markets and such and find Megatron from RID and Armada, I’m kinda dissapointed by how Energon Megs turned out.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/23/2006 12:08 PM


I bought the wheelbike that transforms into General Grievous for my son. Cool – yes, but it takes like twenty-three maneuvers to transform the damn thing…the instruction booklet is a thirty page manual. I recommend these toys for children with a degree in engineering…

Chestnuts roasted by Billa @ 03/23/2006 12:11 PM


Ol Norbert turns 19 Today! Whoo!

And I have yet to get any of the SW Transformers, because I lack the funds to do so.

And speaking of Vader, did anyone watch tonight’s South Park? Wow…just wow.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 03/23/2006 12:29 PM


This isn’t really that new these things have been out since around Christmas. they’re on the 2nd or 3rd wave now. The Millenium Falcon is a Deluxe it’s Chewie and Han and they combine to form the falcon. It’s due out early summer.

Chestnuts roasted by Danbtherockstar @ 03/23/2006 1:10 PM


"I agree the idea is sweet. However, I bought two of these when they first came out (Skywalker and Obi-Wan) and I was surprised how poorly made they are. These are definitely not as sturdy as recent Transformers, and the canons on Skywalker broke off on the first transform. I think these were rushed to market.

Will still buy Vader, but that’s about it.

Chestnuts roasted by Galvatron @ 03/23/2006 10:37 AM EST"

Just so everyone knows, that wasn’t me. I’m the original Galvatron that changed my name just in time for the Holidays. I believe that other one is from the comic book timeline that Unicron sends back with Hook, Line, and Sinker. Although, that whole thing still confuses me…

Anywho, being a huge TF fan AND SW fan, I really was not impressed with these toys. When I first heard about them, I almost creamed (I know, gross, but seriously, I almost did. Ok I really did…)

I just think they are ugly and really don’t do either franchise justice. They all look very fat and bloated. Very Armada Primish, and they’ve been out for some time. The TF Fandom has known about them for quite a while. As long as they sell and help propel both franchises, then I’m all for it. I just think they are ugly compared to even some of the G1 stuff, and especially the Binal/Alt line.

Now those are some great updated figures.

And the yellow Jeep is Swindle, fromt the Stunticons. They actually did a re-color of him, but I don’t remember who it was supposed to be.

P.S. That Mortal Peep Fight was hysterical!! I was laughing out loud, especially the ending "Fatalityyyyy….." line.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 03/23/2006 1:38 PM


Cool, something nobody asked for, and didn’t want, now making two kinds of geeks bust a nut!

I think they look ridiculous, especially Boba Fett, whom I never thought was that fucking great to begin with…..

Chestnuts roasted by JA Huntsman @ 03/23/2006 2:51 PM


I tells yas, I must be getting old or something, because the apparent backlash against these figures is just totally lost on me. It’s not like they’re retconning existing lore, or even adding an out-of-bounds chapter to — they’re just figures. :) I can understand someone not liking them AS figures, but not liking them because they screw up some purebred great white story by existing? That’s just silly.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/23/2006 3:03 PM


Yeah, you silly bastards!

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 03/23/2006 3:09 PM


I agree Matt. Seems there’s a bunch of haters hating just for hating’s sake.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 03/23/2006 3:14 PM


I hate haters hating just for hating’s sake!

Chestnuts roasted by Grouchy Smurf @ 03/23/2006 3:16 PM


Must have Cult Smash Fett….TO WAL-MART I WILL GO!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by TC Falcon @ 03/23/2006 3:29 PM


Ehh … that’s the problem when dealing with purists. They truly enjoy pissing on any derivative joy you may get out of something like this.

Chestnuts roasted by LemurCat @ 03/23/2006 3:38 PM


I don’t agree with the complete hate for the toys. IMO, I think they’re ugly, and they just look silly, other than that, they do combine 2 of the biggest toy influences in memory together. I obviously won’t spend my cash on them, but if you like ‘em do it. Like I said, as long as they sell and further both franchises, then I hope people buy them by the boatload.

I think people need to realize that these toys are just that, toys. As such, made for kids.

Sad thing about all thee backlash is the people who are really complaining about them are adults…yup mostly grown men….

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 03/23/2006 3:42 PM


I like the Darth Vader figure and will probably pick it up later today; the Fett figure looks pretty good, but I’m not a big fan of the character, so I probably won’t be getting that one since I’m not planning on collecting the entire series.
The Han and Chewie figues, in my opinion, are awful looking…but that’s just my two cents.
Not seen any good pictures of any of the other figures yet, so I’ll save my judgement on them. The Grievous figure, even though I don’t care for that character either, sounds promising as just that…a figure. It may be interresting to see how that one works.

Chestnuts roasted by Ragnarok @ 03/23/2006 3:51 PM


I love transformers and all but what I really want to see is a Chewbacca Furbie.

Chestnuts roasted by MadCatX @ 03/23/2006 3:52 PM


Grouchy Smurf: I hate haters hating just for hating’s sake!

Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 03/23/2006 3:57 PM


i wanna get one for my ubergeek star-wars-loving boyfriend, but i’m not cool enough to know which one. he’s all about the star wars, kinda bout the transformers. what to do?

Chestnuts roasted by not a geek @ 03/23/2006 4:05 PM


I really have to say, I think this thread has taken a turn for the terminally strange today. Just a really weird vibe overall…

Chestnuts roasted by Rhino @ 03/23/2006 4:06 PM


I agree, Matt. I mean, Jesus Christ people, it’s … A Tie Fighter turning into Darth Vadar! Of course he’s not going to look 100% perfect. I would love to see the haters do a better job, or even try to come up with something as creative.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 03/23/2006 4:06 PM


Rhino — this article got on Fark, so we’re getting plenty of people outside the usual crowd. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/23/2006 4:07 PM


Grown men getting upset about toys makes Baby Jesus cry…

And makes Mare VERY horny…..

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Galvatron @ 03/23/2006 4:08 PM


not a geek, Darth Vader anything is probably pretty fail safe. Cool character and known by people who even never watched Star Wars, thus the most expected in the gift department.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopokie @ 03/23/2006 4:30 PM


I’ve loved the idea of these things since I first saw them in the store. Not entirely sure about the quality, I convinced a co-worker to buy some. He got Darth and Luke. I have to say, I’m really impressed with Vader…TIE and Robot modes. Luke… eh… not so much. But to find out that there’s a Boba Fett!!! Awesomeness!!! And a Chewie + Han combo?!!! HELLZ YAH!!!

Chestnuts roasted by bad karma @ 03/23/2006 4:41 PM


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