With just minutes to spare to ensure that I don't miss tonight's new Sopranos and thus rob myself of the opportunity to bicker about what a letdown it was around the water cooler tomorrow morning, I finish this weekend's new article: More `80s Commercials! Pretty awesome batch, I must say. See reggae fruit dance with Snap and Crackle as they usher in Fruity Marshmallow Krispies! See kids turn into Optimus Prime by way of underwear! See the McD.L.T.'s cool side stay cool! Win a Sony Watchman! All this and more! More! A dozen total, each reviewed, with video downloads.
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Oh looky, my first post after reading the site for at least 5 years turns out to be a ponderous, talking-to-myself affair.
I wonder what exactly it is that led to the downfall of Saturday morning/afterschool kids’ shows? Did the kids change as the years passed, or was it more to do with those FCC requirements for "educational" programming?
Whatever it is, they’ve surely ruined an entire generation. Kids *need* constant marketing and cheap animation. It’s part of this balanced breakfast.