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It's Saturday. Mail's supposed to come on Saturday, right? Well, it didn't. No mail today. I shouldn't be as pissed off about this as I am, but I am, and I are, and we is. I keep picturing the mailman totally goofing off, out having margaritas with water heater repairmen and enjoying group shouts of "fuck 'em all," and it's gotten me all red-faced and pissy. Going to feel real bad if I find out his family got killed by lions or something. This is your Saturday Night Thread. Use it wisely.

Posted by Matt on 03/18/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 116 comments

Any thoughts on that new movie Slither? It looks a bit graphic for my taste but I might see it just to support good old fashioned gross funny horror.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 03/18/2006 10:58 PM

Mystie — Hmm..I don’t know about getting charged…I’m still in debt to you for telling me about Zern’s. Thanks again for that by the way

Chestnuts roasted by Chupacabra @ 03/18/2006 11:07 PM

What kind of sandwiches?

Chestnuts roasted by Quammy @ 03/18/2006 11:10 PM

The SNT sure is going into some bizarre territory tonight. Fair enough.
Oddly enough, I didn’t get any mail today either ANDit wasn’t the first time this week that I was mail-less!!
Off to go finish THEM!
Regards,
Manimal

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 03/18/2006 11:16 PM

Squee — Slither looks interesting, but Tromasized a bit, and I’m generally not fond of parody…if it indeed goes down that route.

In any event, there’s no snakes on planes in Slither.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/18/2006 11:17 PM

Nahh, no mail today, though I did SEND a bill. I know we got some mail, because my landlady got mail. I just moved a few months ago. The junk mail probably hasn’t caught up with me yet.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 03/18/2006 11:21 PM

Fate is a curious mistress…

I was preparing to get pissed off and inebriated this evening in light of recent events. After making my selections of sin at the store, I walked out the door only to be asked by a woman if I had jumper cables. To which I said "Yes, I do. I’ll be back in minute."

After charging up her battery (which took forever) her truck finally turned over. Turns out she was with both of her sons, ages 16 and 7, and they were visting her parents. (Which incidentally live relatively close by to myself.) Since I was unsure if the battery would hold up electricity to their vehicle, I followed them back over that way to ensure that they got there OK.

Something higher in power may be trying to tell me something. So, instead of being drunk and pissed off, I’m getting drunk and happy.

Fate is a curious mistress.

Chestnuts roasted by Tim the 2nd @ 03/18/2006 11:24 PM

What about The Hills Have Eyes? I heard some guy on the radio say it was brutal, and that numerous people got up at left at one point because it was just too much, apparently. Not that it sucked majorly, but it was just too … gruesome? Horrific? I don’t exactly know.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 03/18/2006 11:27 PM

What is up with the mail?! I didn’t get any mail yesterday. I was asking people if the federal government started observing St. Patrick’s Day. Our mail is notoriously late around here. It’s not uncommon for the mail truck to stroll up around 5:30. There’s just something weird about going outside in the dark to get your mail. Besides, shouldn’t your mail be delivered before the post offices close?

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 03/18/2006 11:30 PM

I just saw Brian Regan perform here in Pensacola. It was HILARIOUS!!

Just wanted to tell somebody.

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 03/18/2006 11:48 PM

THAT IS SO FREAKY! Brian Regan is my favorite comedian and just tonight my husband asked if anyone on here ever mentioned him (to which I had to reply, "Um…no.") I’ve seen him three times (and I’m going to see him again on 3/31). You’re right, he is absolutely hilarious.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 03/18/2006 11:54 PM

lol, Lori! This is the first time I have seen him live. I think one of the funniest things he said (which a lot of people did NOT get) was, "I think the word ‘hyperbole’ is the most awesome, fantastic, amazing word ever invented. And if you don’t think so, you are the most stupid, idiotic person in the world."

or something to that effect.

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 03/19/2006 12:07 PM

I think it’s great that SNME is back- just like old times…except wrestling is SO not as good as it was in the glory days. God, I hate Booker T.

I am also ‘mail-less’…where’s my damn ‘Astonishing X-Men’ comic book?!? Grrr….I was under the impression that I should have one by now. Any one else a subscriber? Can’t wait for May, to get my X-Men fix. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 03/19/2006 12:09 PM

Matt- check your email. Ladies love you.

Chestnuts roasted by Catalina @ 03/19/2006 12:11 PM

I’ll take Pride FC over the wrasslin’

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 03/19/2006 12:38 PM

Holy cow… Brian Regan is the comedian I was trying to think of just the other day! I was telling someone how much I hate stand up comedians except for a very select few, and I remembered that guy from so long ago but haven’t seen him in years. Well, to make a long story short, I thought his name would be lost to me forever. Thank you so much, LuLu! :D

And now, I’m going to bed :)

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 03/19/2006 12:41 PM

Snakes on a Plane is going to be a huge smash, isn’t it? Can’t wait for that one.
I considered seeing Hills Have Eyes despite the fact that Emilie de Ravin sometimes irritates the heck out of me on Lost…I too heard that it was exceedingly graphic.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 03/19/2006 1:34 AM

God, I hope I’m not really awake. I just played 30 minutes of "what the fuck is that sound and where is it coming from?"

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 03/19/2006 3:59 AM

…and I lost

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 03/19/2006 4:44 AM

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

Chestnuts roasted by doc bong @ 03/19/2006 5:12 AM

Crap, dohopoki, you just made me lose the game by saying that you lost.

The only object of the game is not to think about the game. If you think about the game, you lose, and you have to announce your loss to anyone you happen to be with at the time. This will, of course, cause them to lose if they are already playing. If they are not already playing, you must explain the rules to them and continue.

Now that you know about the game, you are playing it. In a very real sense, there is no way to not play the game. Like most Atari games, there is no way to win, only a length of time during which you have not yet lost. Good luck.

P.S. Brian Reagan is the greatest. Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 03/19/2006 7:36 AM

Damn, looks like I missed a crazy SNT. I really need to find a new job.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 03/19/2006 11:55 AM

Wow…….drank too much…didn’t see SNME…I thought it was replacing SNL last night but i was wrong…Pepperoni Pizza Combos don’t look much different coming up than they do going down…surprisingly enough i don’t feel hungover after this weekend…bring on Monday!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 03/19/2006 1:04 PM

Oh yeah my friend won his first cage match last night so that was probably more fun than SNME. A lot of choke outs and submissions, not enough brawling but it was still entertaining to watch. Gotta love mixed martial arts battles.

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 03/19/2006 1:13 PM

#100!

Well, another St. Patty’s Day has come & gone, and me a Shamrock Shake poorer once again. (aka, didn’t find any) If anyone else on LI knew where they were, I’d thank you, then kick you for not telling me sooner. I would’ve posted a LOT sooner, but it seems that I got banned from the site for some reason (how does that happen, anyway??)

I did find one of those Million Dollar Man Belts too, just didn’t buy it.

But good news though! I actually made it into my frat. I am now officially a brother of Delta Psi Omega. It kind of explains my lack of posts for the past…while. That, and I’ve just been too tired to do anything.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 03/19/2006 1:19 PM

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