It's Saturday. Mail's supposed to come on Saturday, right? Well, it didn't. No mail today. I shouldn't be as pissed off about this as I am, but I am, and I are, and we is. I keep picturing the mailman totally goofing off, out having margaritas with water heater repairmen and enjoying group shouts of "fuck 'em all," and it's gotten me all red-faced and pissy. Going to feel real bad if I find out his family got killed by lions or something. This is your Saturday Night Thread. Use it wisely.
Posted by Matt on 03/18/2006. E-mail me!










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The whole city of Pittsburgh pretty much celebrated St. Patrick’s Day on the 11th instead of the 17th. We supposedly host the 2nd largest St. Pat’s day parade in the country, and we do have a host of Irish bars that boasted 18-hour happy hours that day. Friday…nothing was going on.
Does that seem right to you?